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Kaiser Basileus

@kaiserbasileus.bsky.social
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I am the best philosopher. Browse my stacks; i promise you won't be bored. I was censored for telling people not to interfere with a suicide as " incitement", so i'll be moving on permanently. Check Substack.

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Kaiser Basileus @kaiserbasileus.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
@docmartincohen.bsky.social Here's most of the answers: kaiserbasileus.substack.com/p/metaphysic...
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Metaphysics in a Nutshell
how to understand everything
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Kaiser Basileus @kaiserbasileus.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
kaiserbasileus.substack.com/p/the-mandat...
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Kaiser Basileus @kaiserbasileus.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
In which more or less civilised country in the world are you most likely to be left alone and how much does it cost to move there?
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Kaiser Basileus @kaiserbasileus.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Science is rigor. Logic is a sub-set of science; rigorous relationships that always replicate. Math is a sub-set of logic; relationships exclusively of quantity. Quantity is dividing something into equivalent parts and giving them ordered symbols.
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Kaiser Basileus @kaiserbasileus.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
The simulation hypothesis is a non-starter. The only question that can be asked is, "If this was a simulation, what could we expect it to be like? And the only answer is, "Anything at all." There's no There there.
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Kaiser Basileus @kaiserbasileus.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Whatever our external experience is of is what the word reality refers to. If it's a simulation or solipcism or an evil genie, replicable evidence is required before it's rational to take the idea seriously, and none is available. All such ideas are indistinguishable from fiction. #TrivialRealism
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 19/11/2024
Lots of people are about to be really mad that price of eggs goes up but they can’t get a 2nd job because they can’t afford childcare and when they do finally get the eggs they get E Coli because there’s no FDA but can’t go to the doctor because they got kicked off their health plan. #FAFO
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Kaiser Basileus @kaiserbasileus.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Your three most valuable assets are time, attention, and peace of mind. #PracticalWisdom
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Kaiser Basileus @kaiserbasileus.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
there is no god - argument from processing limits: kaiserbasileus.substack.com/p/there-is-n...
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there is no god - argument from processing limits
or, It's Infinitely Exponentially Ridiculous, or
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Kaiser Basileus @kaiserbasileus.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
All versions of god are either an untestable force or an untestable personified force. All include one or more ineffable attributes and are indistinguishable from fiction. None can be defined sufficiently specifically to discuss rationally. #igtheism
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Kaiser Basileus @kaiserbasileus.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
trivial realism - We evolved to perceive the world more or less as it is bc that's most useful.
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Kaiser Basileus @kaiserbasileus.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Best philosopher - me 2) Russell 3) Kant 4) Wittgenstein ...anything less doesn't really matter.
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Kaiser Basileus @kaiserbasileus.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
There are three primary kinds of philosophy bc philosophy has three primary aims; a) Truth Wisdom is universal answers. b) Practical Wisdom is individual solutions. c) Academic Philosophy is social acceptance proven by credentials earned through compliance. <spit>
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Kaiser Basileus @kaiserbasileus.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
We need not hate the beautiful for attracting more than their share of everything in order to acknowledge the importance of the alternative.
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Kaiser Basileus @kaiserbasileus.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
a) Deepak Chopra is an evil moron. b) Alan Watts is an insufferable fool. c) Terrence McKenna is an insidious idiot. ( insidious - mixes legitimate Practical Wisdom with asinine metaphysics ) Respect any of them at any level at your own peril.
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Kaiser Basileus @kaiserbasileus.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
IYKYK
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Kaiser Basileus @kaiserbasileus.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
If a settlement contains the condition of silence it's an avoidance of accountability and prima facae unethical.
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Kaiser Basileus @kaiserbasileus.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Is there any ancient philosopher who sayd astrology, aether, elan vitale, etc. Might be the answer to x or were they all fools who sayd those Were the answer?
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Kaiser Basileus @kaiserbasileus.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
FYI, Alan Watts is an idiot second only to Deepak <spit> Chopra.
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Kaiser Basileus @kaiserbasileus.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
You don't necessarily have to know how someone will react to trust them, but you do have to be certain about the range of their response. Arbitrary can never be trusted.
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Kaiser Basileus @kaiserbasileus.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
#UniversalTaxonomy
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Kaiser Basileus @kaiserbasileus.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
What's between your legs and what you like to rub it on is no one else's business and they shouldn't have to hear about it.
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Kaiser Basileus @kaiserbasileus.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
For decades i've been trying to find a way to participate in this society that doesn't make me want to kill myself. I'll report my progress at a later date, when i get some.
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Kaiser Basileus @kaiserbasileus.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
I have yet to find any algorithm that actually gives a shit about my actual preferences.
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Kaiser Basileus @kaiserbasileus.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
You literally don't mean it most of the time you say literally.
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Kaiser Basileus @kaiserbasileus.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
My net worth is somewhere between zero and the gross national debt
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Kaiser Basileus @kaiserbasileus.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
It's not "teaching philosophy", it's "pedagogy". ffs
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Kaiser Basileus @kaiserbasileus.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
If you're on OnlyFans, demure is not a look that belongs on your face.
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Kaiser Basileus @kaiserbasileus.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Speed limits, like all rules and laws, are expressly for the ignorant. If a law says you can do something immoral you have a responsibility to ignore it and when it says you cannot do something harmless, you have a right to ignore it. A driver's license Means someone can be trusted to decide.
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Kaiser Basileus @kaiserbasileus.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
I'm looking for an editor who groks metaphysics. Do you know one? Are you one?
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Kaiser Basileus @kaiserbasileus.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
A lot of people who survive a suicide attempt change their mind later, but a lot do not. Meanwhile, 100% who succeed are happier for it.
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Kaiser Basileus @kaiserbasileus.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
South Africa, Chile, and SW Australia are about as far from the equator as the Mediterranean and have a similar climate. #geography
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Kaiser Basileus @kaiserbasileus.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Perhaps the development of agriculture in some fertile areas was delayed simply due to the abundance of wild food to gather. #anthropology
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Kaiser Basileus @kaiserbasileus.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Apparently when you block the word trump, you get an empty feed.
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Kaiser Basileus @kaiserbasileus.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Overheard at an ICP/Ninja conference: “Show me your ninja disguise!” ( it's a shirt. IYKY K )
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Kaiser Basileus @kaiserbasileus.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
In general, the less you eat, the better you look and the longer you last.
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Kaiser Basileus @kaiserbasileus.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Your name is whatever you say it is, because it's yours.
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Kaiser Basileus @kaiserbasileus.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Focusing on quality of life will inherently solve all population problems.
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Kaiser Basileus @kaiserbasileus.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
That look you get when you enter an elevator with noise plugs and a bottle of fart spray...
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Kaiser Basileus @kaiserbasileus.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
How many Jews have to be against Israel before being against Israel isn't anti-Semitic?
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Kaiser Basileus @kaiserbasileus.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Hester in The School for Good and Evil is a perfect Winona Ryder doppleganger, FYI.
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Kaiser Basileus @kaiserbasileus.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
I don't give a whit who plays the part as long as they fit aesthetically, but if we're going to have a bunch of black actors now, at least have a few that are dark. Otherwise it's just more racism.
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Kaiser Basileus @kaiserbasileus.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
If i told you this was real news, that would make it fake news.
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Kaiser Basileus @kaiserbasileus.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Knowledge and creativity are the public commons and copyright is a crime against humanity.
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Kaiser Basileus @kaiserbasileus.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Everyone has the right to wander the Earth freely. Enclosure was, and remains, a crime against humanity.
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Kaiser Basileus @kaiserbasileus.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Evil doesn't cooperate. Evil doesn't share. And if you think it is doing, you're a pawn.
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Kaiser Basileus @kaiserbasileus.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
The rules of jihad are ultimately pragmatic and therefore evil bc they aim at conquering without regard for righteousness.
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Kaiser Basileus @kaiserbasileus.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Nothing ever stays the same and evil always cheats.
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Kaiser Basileus @kaiserbasileus.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Just because you're being honest and straightforward and correct doesn't mean the algorithm won't hate you for it.
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Kaiser Basileus @kaiserbasileus.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Most of what used to be called anti-Semitism was anti-Jewishness. Most of what it's now called anti-Semitism is anti-tyranny, anti-colonialism, anti-Israel, and anti-Zionist.
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