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Kainalo

@kainalo.bsky.social
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Washed up speedrunner and a up-and-coming Hardbass producer. Finnish Quake-scene self-proclaimed ambassador and Mallasmittelöt CEO.

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Kainalo @kainalo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I recently released my debut album FINNOSLAV, and now I've opened orders for physical CDs!!! 50pcs First Edition, so get yours now before they run out (cope). 10€ + mail(6.5€ish) #hardbass #physicalmedia #bandcamp #cd #music kainalo.bandcamp.com/album/finnos...
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Kainalo @kainalo.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Jesus fucking christ, streaming services need to stop autoplaying trailers when you don't press anything in the menu for 2s. I just had to relogin to Apple TV to continue watching a show, and while I went to scan the QR code, it started playing clips from episodes I haven't seen yet.
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Kainalo @kainalo.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
youtu.be/MPZNa1JmuUw Dropping some singles from the album coming this summer. Great soundtrack for trying to locate more booze when the party is running dry #hardbass #rave #music #newmusic
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Kainalo - MIS MU VIINAT O [FINNISH 175bpm HARDBASS] (Lyric video)
YouTube video by Kainalo
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Kainalo @kainalo.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
New #hardbass track 🤙 Uploaded to my new artist channel, so make sure to drop a follow. Also on Spotify etc. youtu.be/sQ0JgHSx0NY open.spotify.com/track/2mXr3w...
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Kainalo - Ysivitosta [HARDBASS] (Lyric video)
YouTube video by Kainalo
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Kainalo @kainalo.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Making fire really is the best chore
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Kainalo @kainalo.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Got asked at work if I could become our scrum master's number 2 during holidays and whatnot. I haven't even turned 30 yet. Oh heavenly father, why must you take us so young
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Kainalo @kainalo.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
I've noticed that, with great accuracy, you're able to tell how good a party is based on the frequency of the attendants coming online on discord
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Kainalo @kainalo.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
2026 is the year of sub25 Psi-Ops. Heard it here first folks
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Kainalo @kainalo.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
I want to thank Google photos for brightening my day. Thank you for creating this great memory collage of what happened a year ago!
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Kainalo @kainalo.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
#TheOuterWorlds2 Niles requires help
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Kainalo @kainalo.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Video game bosses, when met with a protagonist 0.05% their size
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Kainalo @kainalo.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
A Plague Tale: Requiem is fun
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Kainalo @kainalo.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
"She was great, but her job was adding progress bars to maps in video games"
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Kainalo @kainalo.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
There's an alternative universe out there, where Ubisoft towers never became a thing in video games
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Kainalo @kainalo.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Living next to strawberry/pea fields has proven to be extremely damaging to my finances. It's basically a 10-20€ tax anytime I bike past the fields to go to the store. Might be the best problem I've ever had.
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Kainalo @kainalo.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
youtu.be/CWVp62Sb_WU Music video for 315 is releasing in a few hours!!!! (8pm EEST). Be there 🤙
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Kainalo - 315 feat. The Tri Paloskis (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Kainalo
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Kainalo @kainalo.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
New hardbass track 315 released for your ESA travel playlists! Pump it up, make it louder blah blah blah. Available on most music services. Spotify: open.spotify.com/track/37dV3m...
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Kainalo - 315 feat. The Tri Paloskis [HARDBASS] (Lyric video)
YouTube video by Kainalo
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Kainalo @kainalo.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Hey #ESASummer25 goers! Want to easily see a schedule of all of your friends runs? hekathon.com/scheduletool got you covered! Slightly updated, but still not perfect (No export or first Saturday). Hekathon and PSN buttons prefill the schedule with either groups runners.
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Kainalo @kainalo.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Day 4 of practicing GotG for ESA
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Kainalo @kainalo.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Noticed wasps were building a hut somewhere in the ventilation part of my chimney, so I had to spray my vents down with Raid. I don't hear the wasps anymore, but a group of leprechauns moved in. Nice fellas
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Kainalo @kainalo.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Adulting kind of fun ngl
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Kainalo @kainalo.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
My rhubarb out here fully erected on a sunday, sheesh
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Kainalo @kainalo.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Dogsitting and I tried to be smart and slapped a mattress on the ground, so both dogs could fit to sleep on it. Didn't expect them to sleep like human couples where the smaller one gets 80% of the bed
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Kainalo @kainalo.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Dogsitting the goodest gals
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Kainalo @kainalo.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Best thing about living 20km away from the city centre is taking an uber and having the driver look at the map and go "Where is this?". And then waiting to see if they have the balls to say "Uber takes too big of a cut and I can't get any customers on the way back. Could we just use basic cab fare"
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Kainalo @kainalo.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Huomenna laival "työmatkal"
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Kainalo @kainalo.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
slug
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Kainalo @kainalo.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Hello spring
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Kainalo @kainalo.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
#BG3 Scratch finds treasure
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Kainalo @kainalo.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Finnish culture moment: Not being able to go to the office because I fell down sauna steps at my neighbors (cant sit properly), and having to specify at work that it wasn't because I was drunk
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Kainalo @kainalo.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Born to be free, forced to wake up at 6am on a monday to update nugets
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Kainalo @kainalo.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
New gameshow idea. Get The Neighbor's Cat Out Of Your Shed Without Touching It
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Kainalo @kainalo.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
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Kainalo @kainalo.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Realized I've been closing this middle latch in my shed like an idiot. What's it supposed to do
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Kainalo @kainalo.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Finally a toilet that can hotbox a whole house. Thank you science 🙏 I always found it weird that toilets and herb vapes were separate products
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Kainalo @kainalo.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Haha nice flood prank, you can stop now thanks
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Kainalo @kainalo.bsky.social · 05/08/2024
According to sources, the Olympic triathlon athletes drank bong water for a week to prepare for the Seine swim
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Kainalo @kainalo.bsky.social · 25/01/2024
Another unit ready! New hardbass track Kicking Walls out now, with some manageable bars. Like, share, retweet, hit the bell, inform the press and pump hardbass 🤙 open.spotify.com/track/6Ngyn7...
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Kicking Walls
Kainalo · Song · 2024
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Kainalo @kainalo.bsky.social · 15/01/2024
New music, pog? youtu.be/KLGsrXyR3ms
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Kainalo - Kicking Walls [HARDBASS] (Lyrics)
Starting 2024 off with something hard 😳https://soundcloud.com/kainalomusic/kicking-wallsSpotify and the rest on 25/01/24Mastering by: @ErisSpeedruns Lyrics:...
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Kainalo @kainalo.bsky.social · 20/12/2023
New track pog? Hardbass with some slight synthwave vibes. Good holiday fun for the whole family guaranteed. youtu.be/6OOVMVOUAds open.spotify.com/track/2qGjPM...
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Kainalo - DONKRUN [HARDBASS/SYNTH]
Hardbass with some synthwave elements.Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/track/2qGjPMsTqFZM6gpopeBrhf. Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/kainalomusic/donkrun...
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Kainalo @kainalo.bsky.social · 29/11/2023
As is the tradition in the apartment building I live in, the xmas trees have been hanged as a warning.
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Kainalo @kainalo.bsky.social · 23/11/2023
EP out now. Didn't make a separate post about it, but do also check out LESS on the EP :) open.spotify.com/album/4vVeYg...
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MUTED
Kainalo · Ep · 2023 · 4 songs.
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Kainalo @kainalo.bsky.social · 22/11/2023
Least psychotic looking key
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Kainalo @kainalo.bsky.social · 17/11/2023
2nd track "BAIL" from my instrumental hardbass EP "MUTED". Like and share and donk away. 2 more tracks to release before the EP releases on 23.11 on streaming services. youtu.be/hm-fvHtQY7Q
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Kainalo - BAIL [HARDBASS]
2nd track from my upcoming instrumental EP "MUTED". EP releases on 23.11 (The day these go on spotify and the rest). Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/kaina...
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Kainalo @kainalo.bsky.social · 15/11/2023
I broke the only chair in my apartment yesterday, so I had to go to the office today to work. Now after 4h, I'm going back home to work from the couch, because I can't find the bathroom at my office, and I don't want to bother anyone with dumb questions. #KingShit
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Kainalo @kainalo.bsky.social · 14/11/2023
Opening track GAMMA from my instrumental Hardbass EP "MUTED" releasing on 24.11. Few more tracks releasing on YT before the full EP release on streaming services. Like and share and bell and juunou. youtu.be/a_KS_BVC4Ig
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Kainalo - GAMMA [INSTRUMENTAL HARDBASS]
Opening track from my upcoming instrumental EP "MUTED". EP releases on 24.11 (The day these go on spotify and the rest).Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/ka...
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