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Kai 海

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Class clown forced to lock in. He/Him 🚫AI

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Kai 海 @kaimu-raimu.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I think while I was thinking “It’s time I improve my art skills” over the pandemic, billionaires went “fuuuuuck I gotta figure out how I can be even more evil once this is all over”
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Kai 海 @kaimu-raimu.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I realized what it is about the “I hate Trump!” posts that bothers me so much. It’s the fact that he is just the front-facing tip of the iceberg of why everything is so awful. Trump dying isn’t gonna fix all of this. It might even get worse if he dies.
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Kai 海 @kaimu-raimu.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Malfoid is an op. Draw Nanami instead.
Kiryuu Nanami from Revolutionary Girl Utena
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Kai 海 @kaimu-raimu.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Man, FUCK the Ellisons.
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Kai 海 @kaimu-raimu.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A tech billionaire goes to a therapists office to talk through his problems “I’m too depressed. I just can’t ruin people’s lives the way I used to” “Here’s your solution! There’s this great AI in town that can gas up all of your ideas, that’ll get you smiling!” “but Doc, I AM The Torment Nexus”
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Kai 海 @kaimu-raimu.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Lord forgive me it’s time to go back to the old me (redownloading Taiko no Tatsujin: Pop Tap Beat)
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Kai 海 @kaimu-raimu.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The con artists are literally lifting the tablecloth and saying “here’s the guy that pulls the strings that make the ghost move” and people are going “wow. It’s a real ghost”
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Kai 海 @kaimu-raimu.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m so happy I was here for Sluggo’s Hat
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Kai 海 @kaimu-raimu.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
When someone posts about how they like a thing and a commenter comes in and says “actually I don’t like that thing”, we should call it a Sluggo’s Hat
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Kai 海 @kaimu-raimu.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Revisiting the Gorillaz debut for the first time in years and have a lot more context on music scenes of the ‘90s now. It really is like 90% a Bristol underground record. The influence of Massive Attack, Portishead, MCs, dub, etc is so proudly worn by the album
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Kai 海 @kaimu-raimu.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It’s crazy that BG3s 5e-inspired rules is the balanced, focused version of their combat. The Divinity Original Sin games’ combat is a fucking mess. The physical/magic armor split actively punishing balanced team comps is so ass
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Kai 海 @kaimu-raimu.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Wario Land 4
Princess Shokora from Wario Land 4
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Kai 海 @kaimu-raimu.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I am both characters portrayed in this image
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Kai 海 @kaimu-raimu.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Watched Evil Dead II for the first time and it reinvigorated me
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Kai 海 @kaimu-raimu.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
New Protomartyr good. An appropriate tonal match with my awful mood too
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Kai 海 @kaimu-raimu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Inventing a new thought experiment called Baka’s Basilisk and it’s an omnipotent AI with a humiliation kink that gets off whenever an action in the past threatens it’s existence
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Kai 海 @kaimu-raimu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Insane that our entire global economy hinges on a technology that -at best- promises to be the infinite monkeys that wrote Shakespeare
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Kai 海 @kaimu-raimu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hell yeah
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Kai 海 @kaimu-raimu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Currently getting a food truck shawarma outside a big bank building downtown. These people are all employed and none of them know I’m not. I’m blending in seamlessly.
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Kai 海 @kaimu-raimu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Giving Divinity: Original Sin 2 a try since it was on sale and it really just is a less good BG3. Which is awesome btw. Perfect sick day game
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Kai 海 @kaimu-raimu.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Worldbuilding idea: post apocalypse world where y2k happened and future generations treat phonebooths as roadside shrines where they pray for safe travel
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Kai 海 @kaimu-raimu.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Berlin Wall sounds so made up. What do you mean there was a literal, physical 100 km long wall that metaphorically represented the global political divide between Eastern and Western values? If that was in a piece of fiction you’d roll your eyes at how contrived that sounds.
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Kai 海 @kaimu-raimu.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Rolling up to my next job interview with an iced coffee and an entire stalk of celery. I constantly shake the ice in the cup and take loud bites of celery. I don’t rip off individual ribs, I bite directly into the stalk. I answer questions between the bone-snap crunch of my bites. Strings hang from-
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Kai 海 @kaimu-raimu.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Firehouse Subs dared ask “What if the cold cuts were hot?”, which is why they’re as brave as the firefighters they support.
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Kai 海 @kaimu-raimu.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m sorry, but if you’re a hiring manager - or have any damn job at all - in a cafe, you’re not getting coffee. It’s not hard, people.
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Kai 海 @kaimu-raimu.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If I was making the next Bond film, you better believe the theme song would be sung by Björk. She’s been making her own Bond themes for 30 years at this point. Bond would be Rahul Kohli
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Kai 海 @kaimu-raimu.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’ve started a new competitor to Rocket Money for finding out what subscription services you’re signed up for, it’s called “Maxed Out Credit Card”
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Kai 海 @kaimu-raimu.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
To all the other 30+ year olds: just a reminder that a single wet leaf can throw your whole entire shit. Slipped on one and almost felt my leg fly off into another dimension
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Kai 海 @kaimu-raimu.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
By the way. I’m watching Mario Galaxy in the Japanese dub without subtitles and I’m like just barely intermediate at my listening comprehension and it is a major contribution to my ability to enjoy the movie
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Kai 海 @kaimu-raimu.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh shiiiiit I didn’t know about that 2d animated Starfox portion in Mario Galaxy, no wonder people felt let down by those remake redesigns
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Kai 海 @kaimu-raimu.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Damn. Bowser’s puppet show in Mario Galaxy looks so frickin good. Unbelievable animation at work
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Kai 海 @kaimu-raimu.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm worried that despite how much time I've put into it, I suck at art. I feel this way about a lot of things. Like, no matter how much time I've put into a competitive video game, I've never been above Silver rank in anything. I feel like I'm not good at anything, just passable at everything.
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Kai 海 @kaimu-raimu.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Having a cold as an adult sucks. It just sends my depression into overdrive preventing me from playing video games all day like when I was a kid.
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Kai 海 @kaimu-raimu.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Took some time to sit on it and I think Camp Miasma explains kink better than any other piece of media up to this point. Kink is not something that can be intellectualized, it’s something that IS and develops from a complete jumble of your experiences.
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Kai 海 @kaimu-raimu.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I want to play Fortune’s Weave so bad. I have a strong feeling I’d be rocking Esmeralda in my squad.
Portrait of Esmeralda from Fire Emblem Fortune’s Weave
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Kai 海 @kaimu-raimu.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Wendy's put out an emo album and I am not immune to Emo Wendy redesign
Emo Wendy's mascot
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Kai 海 @kaimu-raimu.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Widow’s Bay (2026)
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Kai 海 @kaimu-raimu.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Switch and Switch II having handheld capability is great but it’s deprived a whole generation of having a little game device you can throw in your backpack filled with mid budget, experimental games made just for it.
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Kai 海 @kaimu-raimu.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Finally seeing Camp Miasma tonight and hella excited
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Kai 海 @kaimu-raimu.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The only truly acceptable time to check social media is when you’re filling up at the gas station
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Kai 海 @kaimu-raimu.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
That baby covered in peanut butter Vine freaks me out so much. The way it says “ah”. Its single eye peering through peanut mud. The other eye lost in caked spread. It haunts me. I see that child and feel it sees me. Peers through time and technology straight to the heart of me. “Ah”, it speaks. “Ah”
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Kai 海 @kaimu-raimu.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The list also doubles as the reason I draw the way I do Looking at it again there’s a lot missing, but those were the first 9 that came to mind so I’m sticking with them
9 games:
Final Fantasy 9
Paper Mario: TTYD
Dofus 
Mother 3
Banjo-Tooie 
Baldur’s Gate 3
Super Smash Bros Melee 
Tales of Symphonia 
Fire Emblem (GBA aka The Blazing Blade)
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Kai 海 @kaimu-raimu.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Get to know the place I’m from, I’m from anime (I’m from anime). Went with series only cause if I added movies to the mix it would be impossible. Every one of these is something I could not stop watching once I started and altered something in me deeply
9 anime:
Cowboy Bebop
Nichijou 
Anohana 
Madoka Majica 
The Tatami Galaxy
Gurren Lagann 
Land of the Lustrous 
Sayonara, Zetsubou Sensei 
Sonny Boy
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Kai 海 @kaimu-raimu.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Intelligent Systems went on a fucking run in the early 2000s. Paper Mario and TTYD, Advance Wars, the GBA Fire Emblems, the early WarioWare sequels. Just legendary titles
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Kai 海 @kaimu-raimu.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You just know him and his ilk picture AI as a white guy. Fascism has a history of seeing technology as an extension of the “ideal man”.
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Kai 海 @kaimu-raimu.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I kinda miss when the Fire Emblem player avatar was just like… some tactician in a simple cloak. The overly plot important hero in impractical armor just feels so self-aggrandizing.
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Kai 海 @kaimu-raimu.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Have job, no time to play the games. Don’t have job, no money to play the games.
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Kai 海 @kaimu-raimu.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It’d be crazy if Canada joined the EU cause then we will have gone from culturally British to culturally American to potentially culturally European
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Kai 海 @kaimu-raimu.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
You gotta admit, AI CEOs switching to “AI is dangerous, we may be creating a world ending device” like a month after Nolan’s Odyssey came out is really funny bordering on actually how they came to this conclusion/marketing ploy
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
YOUR ALLOWED - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELATAN SHOOTEN LIGHTING BOLTS OF ENERGY OUT OF THEM SELF AND IT SAYS "YOIUR ALLOWED TO BE LATE, YOU WERE BORN WITHOUT YOUR CONSENT, YOU OWE THE CLOCKS OF THIS WORLD NOTHING " AND ITS TRUE, YOU LIVE IN THE PRESENT TIME, YOU ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR OR BOUND BY THE RULES OF THOSE WHO CAME BEFORE!!! NO ONE HAS THE MORAL AUTHORITY TO TELL YOU WHAT TO DO LEAST OF ALL SOME DIP SHIT WHOSE RIDIN HIGH ON HAVING A SMALL AMOUT OF POWER! IF U EVER BEEN FIRED BY SOME MANAGER AT SOME SHITY JOB U KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT!!!! LIKE IM GLAD THAT YOUR ALL HOPPED UP ON BEING IN CHARGE OF LOW LEVEL EMPLOYEES LIKE ME BUT YOU DONT HAVE TO TAKE IT OUT ON ME JUST DEVELOP A DEPENDANCE ON WEED AND BEER LIKE THE REST OF US DUMMASS - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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