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@kailozen.bsky.social
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Enthusiastic Reader. Lazy Coder. Insomnia-Driven Scroller.

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Southeast Kai @kailozen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Kenan Thompson's Confused Look on SNL
Alt: Kenan Thompson's Confused Look on SNL
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Southeast Kai @kailozen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
They paid that man $230 million. Hilarious.
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Southeast Kai @kailozen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Held up by his mouth and stabbed. Did that man absolutely filthy.
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Southeast Kai @kailozen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"What the fuck" "I know right"
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Southeast Kai @kailozen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
First time I've slept over at someone's in a min and I hit every single squeaky floorboard trying to make it to the bathroom quietly 😮‍💨
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Southeast Kai @kailozen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Posing like they found the Charmin vacuum-sealed inside spare tires and bumpers
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Southeast Kai @kailozen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Chief Keef Nah Dance with Friends
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Southeast Kai @kailozen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I love that the Clippers story essentially ends with Kawhi Leonard fleeing the country as the DOJ closes in on everybody
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Southeast Kai @kailozen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Excuse me?
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Double Aunt Andre 3000 @arrogantade.blacksky.app · 14/09/2026
Man. Fuck Robert Kraft.
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Southeast Kai @kailozen.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
These fucking Bears man....
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Southeast Kai @kailozen.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I figured he might beat some of them but ALL charges?
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Southeast Kai @kailozen.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Finally. I'm finally caught up on all my texts. Please let them slow walk their replies 🙏🏾
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Freedom
Alt: Freedom
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Southeast Kai @kailozen.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
How is it not even midnight?
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Southeast Kai @kailozen.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Bribing us with our own money while we're broke. Hilarious.
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Southeast Kai @kailozen.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Kagurabachi is going to be incredible to see animated
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Southeast Kai @kailozen.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
It's been a minute since I've had a Clearly Canadian but I swear the carbonation used to kick harder than this
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Southeast Kai @kailozen.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Fuck The Moon
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Southeast Kai @kailozen.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
💀💀💀
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Southeast Kai @kailozen.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
What a headline. Terrible first and last impression.
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Southeast Kai @kailozen.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Bad drivers are eating good these days with the amount of non-tactile distractions they're building into dashboards.
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Southeast Kai @kailozen.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
McCarthy levels of paranoia and manipulation.
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Southeast Kai @kailozen.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Why though? And why are they announcing it like a Pimp My Ride reveal?
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Southeast Kai @kailozen.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Pump It Up That song that played when you hit his Blazin in FFNY That other song in FFNY Clubbin? I think it's called with Marcus Houston I think 4 is impressive enough 🤷🏾‍♂️
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Southeast Kai @kailozen.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Google asking me "Are you from California?"; nigga stop playing like you don't know exactly where I am at all times.
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Southeast Kai @kailozen.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Boy capitalism is the real enemy in video games. Fuck you mean you want me to save the city but I still gotta pay full price on this Diamond Shield?
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Southeast Kai @kailozen.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
We still making stuff that charges with Micro USB cables?
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Southeast Kai @kailozen.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Typically hardcover for series or authors I like and paperback for one-offs.
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Southeast Kai @kailozen.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Got her cramp relief and fell asleep and now I'm stuck awake watching YouTube 😒
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Southeast Kai @kailozen.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
If I put the energy into answering my texts that I do into making excuses for why I didn't return them for days, my life would be perfect.
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Southeast Kai @kailozen.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Really feels like homie should be single.
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Southeast Kai @kailozen.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I love enjoying this late night stillness with something nice to smoke
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Southeast Kai @kailozen.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Frosted Brown Sugar Cinnamon and Strawberry are hard carrying that brand.
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Southeast Kai @kailozen.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I gotta get my neighbor some lights for their yard or something. They keep walking their dog by flashlight and I keep thinking somebody's about to kick their door in
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Southeast Kai @kailozen.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Elmo's Long Exasperated Sigh
Alt: Elmo's Long Exasperated Sigh
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Southeast Kai @kailozen.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Goddamn, could've given us a whole day to mourn before taking another one of the good whites
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Southeast Kai @kailozen.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
You know your work-life balance is a mess when YouTube starts recommending competitive Microsoft Excel leagues to watch.
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Southeast Kai @kailozen.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
So, just taking all the good ones and leaving the trash untouched. Smh
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Southeast Kai @kailozen.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Oh I did not know Target had him doing Mr. Bojangles poses along with the outfit. Burn everything down.
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Southeast Kai @kailozen.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Malibu's Most Wanted ass name
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Southeast Kai @kailozen.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
$2100. I had to have my whole a/c unit replaced and I'm mad about it. A blue raspberry/Coke Icee would also be nice.
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Southeast Kai @kailozen.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Direwolf. A dragon has to cost a ton to feed, plus my yard isn't big enough for them
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Southeast Kai @kailozen.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Shout out to that lil Amazon Prime lawsuit deposit for reminding me to cancel Amazon Prime.
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Southeast Kai @kailozen.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Andrade has to win it some time soon with the year he's had.
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Southeast Kai @kailozen.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
"Feels like 112°". Man....
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Southeast Kai @kailozen.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
A big ass riot that got a few people arrested and this white kid sent to the hospital due to him getting punched in the face while he was trying to take a razor out of his mouth
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Southeast Kai @kailozen.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
They're people out here who really live their life on 15% battery
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Southeast Kai @kailozen.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I was wondering why I had such a peaceful day. My phone didn't turn off DND yesterday morning. Let's keep this going.
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Southeast Kai @kailozen.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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Leslie Jordan Says Well, Shit
Alt: Leslie Jordan Says Well, Shit
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Southeast Kai @kailozen.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
"MyChart Rewards" is such a funny ass spam email to get. I don't think I'd be shocked if MyChart actually did add a reward section anymore.
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