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Zackaronni

@kaijurakun.bsky.social
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I exist to spite myself and God sometimes, rarely, I do the art 34 yo she/they region locked 🇲🇽 🖤🩶🤍💜

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Zackaronni @kaijurakun.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
also, Cilantro's fat bastard brother, Spinach...fuck him he's a wild caught paraphidippus aurantius
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Zackaronni @kaijurakun.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I've recently made some questionable purchases, one being the OoT remake presale. A bunch of JoJo TCG packs But the less regrettable one is...THEM My perfect (genderless) child, Cilantro, who's ONE apple seed big, they're a regius #jumpingspiders
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Zackaronni @kaijurakun.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
The last unicorn my beloved...my very special form of trauma
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Zackaronni @kaijurakun.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I'm dming for a children's only table, and my silly kids are funken upset that they couldn't play today due to Scout's activities kinda nice to see these kids actually looking forward to their adventure
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Zackaronni @kaijurakun.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I've reached a new stage of OLD sneezed so dramatically and hard, it made the bridge in my nose crack dad sneezes who? depressed millennial of magnitude 7 in the Richter scale sneezes are the new IT
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Zackaronni @kaijurakun.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I MUST BE STOPPED
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Zackaronni @kaijurakun.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
where's the Lupin the III crowd?!
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Amelia Robin @ameliarobiniii.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I saw the red jacket and knew what I had to do
Parody edit of a Jucika comic strip where the man's head has been replaced with Lupin the Third.

Panel One: A man with black hair in a red jacket follows a woman with short black hair and a yellow skirt suit (Jucika). He's very close to her and she looks somewhat uncomfortable.

Panel Two: The man continues to lean over Jucika. Meanwhile she is ignoring him while browsing through a shelf of books.

Panel Three: Jucika proceeds to flip the man in the air while calmly looking in a book, presumably using instructions in the book to perform the maneuver.
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Zackaronni @kaijurakun.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Tomodachi life should be illegal
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Zackaronni @kaijurakun.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
fuck my birthday, today is HIS day #onthisday #Neilbagingoutthetunes
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Zackaronni @kaijurakun.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
unrelated to my terrible pre bday thoughts Ihave been informed I may be a bit of a menace Like ok, fuck you too? It ain't my fault you weren't ready to brawl with someone that hits like a man and bites like an unsupervised rabid 5 yo
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Zackaronni @kaijurakun.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
tomorrow, against all odds, I'll be 34 I've achieved nothing beyond a degree I don't use, no children or spouse, almost no friends ah poorly done quilt of a person who just exists
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Zackaronni @kaijurakun.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
sometimes I think how I'm a collection of all the knowledge others have gathered and refined throughout the ages, yet I remain so ignorant about infinite topics I can't master in one life then the fact that my broke city girl ass knows how to ride a horse reminds me I'm a master of useless shit
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Zackaronni @kaijurakun.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
I've reached a special point of joblessness where making sure my #acnh island's front is 100% aligned and beautiful and simetrical
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melyn 🌱 @melynart.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
🌱; browt & rowlet, silly besties ⊹ ˖ֹ #pokemon #pokemonart #rowlet #browt #fanart #illustration #art
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Zackaronni @kaijurakun.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
I live knowing I'm so funny in my native language like, I was dying from esophagitis, and wheezing in my ER cuz the nice resident prescribed me with "esomeprazol" and she too started laughing when I answer "si, ya se que ES omeprazol" this is my cross to bare
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Zackaronni @kaijurakun.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
it has come to my attention that I can't keep saying "I was left unsupervised" as an excuse a mf gets a switch 2 while being jobless and it's suddenly a problem?
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ノニ◇Skeb(commis)OPEN @noni-jo5.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
若リゾちゃん
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Zackaronni @kaijurakun.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
luck looked down on me also fuck you, Nestor, Mestor and Festor, making me care for you 3 and wanting to keep you forever and ever until the Old Faith nuts and dies #cotl #cultofthelamb
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Zackaronni @kaijurakun.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
this month I had to take my dog to the vet and I captured the moment I betrayed her #pets #dogs
she was called a pretty girl and that we could leavethe moment I reminded the tech that she needed her biyearly labs
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Zackaronni @kaijurakun.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
also, I've been locked in on making my cult the cutest place for my followers my unemployed ass needs to touch grass #cotl #cultofthelamb
Leshy snores like a mf, so he gets the Cinderella treatment and sleeps by the brewery
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Zackaronni @kaijurakun.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
sometimes I come back to share something and then disappear into the ether beautiful
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とりぞの@10/25大阪6号館Bタ09b @torizono1024.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
【リゾプロ】おっと、先約が居るンでな。 #risopro
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ノニ◇Skeb(commis)OPEN @noni-jo5.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
今年のお年賀絵です。1月中なのでセーフということで…改めまして今年もよろしくお願いします🙏
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とりぞの@10/25大阪6号館Bタ09b @torizono1024.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
さすがに着込んだ🍈 #jjba #jjbafanart
寒いので着込んだメローネのイラスト
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mar mar mar @marmastry.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Strangers in the wild (2021) #botw #fanart #zelda
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ノニ◇Skeb(commis)OPEN @noni-jo5.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
🌻ショタ粥🌻
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ノニ◇Skeb(commis)OPEN @noni-jo5.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
✂️ #jjba
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Internet Archive @archive.org · 14/02/2025
Internet Archive preserves Flash games & provides access via browser emulation ⬇️
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Zackaronni @kaijurakun.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
I've made it to Gyojin Island a d I fucking can't with Sanji, like I can't I'm on ep 528 and everything in me recoils at how my man has gone from mildly horny to this gag, and my brain gets it, and I like Sanji but ya boy can't
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Zackaronni @kaijurakun.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
it might be the depression talking but boy! this sent me into a giggle fit
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Zackaronni @kaijurakun.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
it's been a while but I need y'all to know that...my DnD party FUCKED UP and we got Monk Maz Koshiaed HARD we are now forced to best a moldragon, not kill, BEST in combat this creechur while a bunch of dragons mock us for being stupid and getting hubistric af
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Zackaronni @kaijurakun.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Morning nerds, I am happy to announce that my COTL Kickstarter package has arrived I am also stopping my One Piece crusade cuz BOY, do I need a break and a palette cleanser so watch me as I start reading Jurassic park for the first time ever
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Zackaronni @kaijurakun.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
I've finished Marineford and I'm so fucking ready to fucking die. I've a general idea of the timeline and big events cuz my friends spoil that to me but by Satan's ass I never thought I would loudly sob after everything that happened, I'm absolutely heartbroken
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Zackaronni @kaijurakun.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
I have a "I curse thee and thy bloodline" list every person who has had the AUDACITY of recommending One Piece to me is now in it I'm on Marineford and every episode is getting me closer to self murder, and I'll take every single one of those people with me the moment I McSnap
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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/02/2025
Mitch McConnell Vows To Continue Falling Down Stairs In Face Of Fascist Takeover theonion.com/mitch-mcconn...
Mitch McConnell Vows To Continue Falling Down Stairs In Face Of Fascist Takeover
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Zackaronni @kaijurakun.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
I've decided to start laughing like Doflamingo cuz that goofy ass laughter sends me into hysterics
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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/02/2025
New Preschool Doing Wonders For Mother’s Social Skills theonion.com/new-pre...
New Preschool Doing Wonders For Mother’s Social Skills
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Zackaronni @kaijurakun.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
3 hours more of my shift and fucking discord nuts and dies what the fuck? I can't live laugh terrorize people in Minecraft like this
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Zackaronni @kaijurakun.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
I've woken up from my 300 year nap, what did I miss? I NEED TO KNOW
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Zackaronni @kaijurakun.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
@cookiehoe69.bsky.social last words mf?
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a woman holding a rifle with a infinity logo on her shirt
ALT: a woman holding a rifle with a infinity logo on her shirt
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Zackaronni @kaijurakun.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Morning cultists! I know we're still tired and sleepy, but let's give it a last push before we all crash for the New Year's! I also have your employee evaluations so we'll be calling you individually to discuss them and talk about raises Remember! Don't be nervous, HR smells fear and weakness
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Devi Dizz @devidizz.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
🎄Merry Christmas🎄 [ #cultofthelamb #cotl #cotlleshy #coltyellowcat #leshycat #christmas ]
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Zackaronni @kaijurakun.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
30. last day! and it comes with Zack lore...I LOVE musicals and this one is a beautiful adaption and a wonderful experience #musicalTheater youtu.be/HL7WZcTIgus?...
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Hunchback of Notre Dame - 22. Finale
YouTube video by Adam Ostrowski
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Zackaronni @kaijurakun.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
morning cultists...I just woke up, and seeing everyone's state, let's just do nothing today. Let's go back to sleep
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Zackaronni @kaijurakun.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
uncle is still awake, it's 3:30 am I wanna eep I DESIRE THE SWEET EMBRACE OF THE UNCONSCIOUS
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TK-9851 || THE ANDOR AGENDA @tk-9851.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
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Lena♡ @peachii-keen.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Merry Christmas besties!!🫧🤍🫶🏻🎄
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Pichichu_Studio @pichichustudio.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Merry Christmas 🎄🎁
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Beefu! @beefu.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
What if #Pokemon and #AnimalCrossing had a crossover game? #21 🖌️
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