Kái Jài @kaijai.bsky.social · 27/08/2026That Nepal "flash flood" was really...wow. I was like..."okay...what is everybody frantically running from?" Then 😳🫢😳🫢😳🫢😳 Even worse, they are now recovering bodies. 000
Kái Jài @kaijai.bsky.social · 27/06/2026EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!!!! Great ending to that episode. Monday night might be a good watch. #loveIslandUSA8 000
Kái Jài @kaijai.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Having think pieces about Love Island is CRAZY. I'm just along for the emotional damage and hurt feelings. 000
Kái Jài @kaijai.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Love Island USA 8 🗣️ #EMOTIONALDAMAGE But I'm kinda invested in this psychological experiment. 000
Kái Jài @kaijai.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Taking in Love Island USA for the first time. All I can say is #emotionalDamage. 000
Kái Jài @kaijai.bsky.social · 25/05/2026They always on Twitter talking smack about Barbados and the bad treatment they receive at GAIA as if GAIA is the only airport that does that. I could talk abouthow this one Trinidad immigration officer once wanted to deny me entry and deport me. Please keep the conversation cute. 😒 000
Kái Jài @kaijai.bsky.social · 28/04/2026If that ishowspeed Bajan stream had happen when Bajan Twitter was in its peak, I woulda been laughing from now til Forevurary. 000
Kái Jài @kaijai.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Messages friend on Thursday to cut my hair. Silence. (Mind you, I intended to pay) Goes to get hair cut elsewhere on Saturday. Friend messages Sunday to ask if I'm available tomorrow. Say you didn't want the money fam. 000
Kái Jài @kaijai.bsky.social · 03/04/2026$80 BBD is owed to me and I dunno if my mudda keeping that money or wuh. But lemme hush my mouth. 000
Kái Jài @kaijai.bsky.social · 19/03/2026I have a bad feeling about a message I got earlier and I hope said feeling does not manifest itself to reality. 000
Kái Jài @kaijai.bsky.social · 23/02/2026The process (somewhat). Because tiktok tell me something about the audio would be muted. I say lemme pelt it on here. IG saw it first though. 010
Kái Jài @kaijai.bsky.social · 21/02/2026Had to take public transport to drop off something for someone, talked for a bit and said lemme skiddadle back home cause I don't like being outside after dark. This morning on the news they gunned down 2 men last night in the west. See why I like being indoors? 010
Kái Jài @kaijai.bsky.social · 21/02/2026I is of to laugh. 3/4 of Port Of Spain features Swan Street. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 000
Kái Jài @kaijai.bsky.social · 07/02/2026I would like when my AC decide to bruck down to stop kissmeass doing it on a weekend. FML. 000
Kái Jài @kaijai.bsky.social · 06/02/2026I asked Deepseek a question and it was like "that's illegal. Get out my chat" 000
Kái Jài @kaijai.bsky.social · 04/02/2026Imagine having the salary range in the job description and still asking "what's my expected salary". 🗣️ THE UPPER BOUND! 000
Kái Jài @kaijai.bsky.social · 24/01/2026My friend, who is 1 month younger than me and, who is a teacher told her class that she used to listen to music on a cassette. A student raised their hand and asked "Ma'am. What's a cassette?" Me reading that:media.tenor.coma cartoon character named mario is standing in a field of mushrooms and laughing .ALT: a cartoon character named mario is standing in a field of mushrooms and laughing . 000
Kái Jài @kaijai.bsky.social · 22/01/20262026 clearly is the year to fill my inbox with promotional emails I see. 000
Kái Jài @kaijai.bsky.social · 21/01/2026The wildest thing is to come across anyone in the Caribbean who is a Trump supporter. "Trump is a business man". Ort you. How's that been working out? 000
Kái Jài @kaijai.bsky.social · 21/01/2026Barely make an online purchase or make an account on an e-commerce website and them people does don't let yuh inbox know peace. *Hits unsubscribe* 000
Kái Jài @kaijai.bsky.social · 21/01/2026Travelling is so glamourized but it's potentially so dangerous if you're not well informed. Cause Imagine you spend money to fly somewhere to enjoy yourself and you end up getting robbed, scammed or attacked in some form or fashion. 000
Kái Jài @kaijai.bsky.social · 20/01/2026Got paid early in December, next week is pay and I in no way shape or form felt the 68 days of January.media.tenor.coma cartoon character laying in a pile of moneyALT: a cartoon character laying in a pile of money 020
Kái Jài @kaijai.bsky.social · 19/01/2026If it's one thing Michael Lashley gine do is get yuh charges dismissed or dropped. Mans got that Annalise Keating HTGAWM play book. 000
Kái Jài @kaijai.bsky.social · 18/01/2026Bajans might be docile but I do not believe they are foolish. We are not guided by the US or Trinidad. The DLP is NOT an option at this point in time. 000
Kái Jài @kaijai.bsky.social · 16/01/2026My coworker look at me and ask if I gaining weight and I literally fell to my knees being all dramatic. I also had a dream last night that someone commented that I was getting fat. 000
Kái Jài @kaijai.bsky.social · 16/01/2026January 16th 2026...don't forget that Kamala Harris was right about everything. 😒 000
Kái Jài @kaijai.bsky.social · 15/01/2026The spinosaurus ring tone from Jurassic Park just rang in this bus and...😂😂😂 In my mind I was ready to run. 010
Kái Jài @kaijai.bsky.social · 13/01/2026My package went from an ETA of Jan 14th to 16th to 15th and now to the 13th. UPS really is the enemy. 000
Kái Jài @kaijai.bsky.social · 09/01/2026ChatGPT Health? I think tf not. Any health related questions/things I give to DeepSeek and Xi Jinping. 000
Kái Jài @kaijai.bsky.social · 08/01/2026If those Americans don't revolt and take back their country from ICE and Trump. We all saw what they are capable of on January 6. 000
Kái Jài @kaijai.bsky.social · 06/01/2026Chefette heros square closing after 24 years. 24 years? Me: am I really that old? Oh wait. I am that old. I remember when there wasn't even a Chefette. 🫠 020
Kái Jài @kaijai.bsky.social · 04/01/2026Every time I see an NY apartment walkthrough, I'm mortified. 110
Kái Jài @kaijai.bsky.social · 04/01/2026Why does the hum of the AC sound so aggressively loud in this video? I am DEAD!!! 😂😂😂 000
Kái Jài @kaijai.bsky.social · 03/01/2026I admire how once an airline has your money, it's hell and high water to get it back if something changes at no fault of your own. 000
Kái Jài @kaijai.bsky.social · 02/01/2026I out here using AI to do website (re)designs, prototyping and to write/troubleshoot website code. Y'all out here using AI to put people in bikinis. Priorities... 020
Kái Jài @kaijai.bsky.social · 01/01/2026All Trinis don't have the same accent. All Americans don't have the same accent. All Jamaicans don't have the same accent but for some anomalous reason, all Bajans sound the same. Twitter still full of bird brains. 000
Kái Jài @kaijai.bsky.social · 24/12/2025How I felt last night when I rub down in that vanilla cashmere eos lotion. #yummyAndReadyForConsumptionmedia.tenor.coma cartoon duck is standing in front of a white boardALT: a cartoon duck is standing in front of a white board 000
Kái Jài @kaijai.bsky.social · 22/12/2025It's been 1 week since I've been paid and I've only touched less than 1% of that salary. Big up me. 020
Kái Jài @kaijai.bsky.social · 21/12/2025Wisdom Kaye being one of the few influencers, if not the only one, invited to the Met Gala just makes sense. 000
Kái Jài @kaijai.bsky.social · 20/12/2025A coworker said he took his time to specially pick out a watch for his daughter and after 1 day, she come back and say "she not on that watch thing". 😂😂😂😂 Kids! 😭😭😭 110
Kái Jài @kaijai.bsky.social · 20/12/2025All of the changes Trump is implementing are gonna get ripped down/undone by Feb 1st 2029 and I hope we both live long enough to see it. 000
Kái Jài @kaijai.bsky.social · 19/12/2025Can't believe I'm saying this but USPS maybe better than UPS. 😦 000
Kái Jài @kaijai.bsky.social · 18/12/2025Republicans PLAYING UP in dem American faces at full throttle and the stupid thing is that some of the same Americans gine get and vote for them again. 000
Kái Jài @kaijai.bsky.social · 16/12/2025I buy sain for my mother that if it don't reach in time, I could keep it. ETA (in MIA): Dec 14 - 21. Ye...looking like that ain't gonna reach in time. 100
Kái Jài @kaijai.bsky.social · 13/12/2025The more I have to interact with people, the more I'm dumping the mentality that I'm average and that I had an average education. Too many people lack adequate comprehension, reading and critical thinking skills. FUCK!!! 010
Kái Jài @kaijai.bsky.social · 12/12/2025Imagine rostering me to work the last Saturday in November, the first Saturday in December, and now asking if I wanna work the next 2 Saturdays at overtime pay. GTFO my face. I do not like money that much. I like my bed more. 010
Kái Jài @kaijai.bsky.social · 10/12/2025I see the Twitter masses talking about a passcode to access DMs. I'm currently on version 10.62.1. The app store has version 11.46.0. Twitter (X) is not an app I update cause that musty man on level c*nt. 010
Kái Jài @kaijai.bsky.social · 09/12/2025I was ready to pelt a pair of these in affirm. YOU CAN'T FUCKING LAG IN DECEMBER. OMG. 000
