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Food + Travel + Tech Hats to support Minneapolis - winciti.es

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Kai @kai.lucasbaradan.com · 01/10/2026
I'd guess something like the super smash bros bag
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Kai @kai.lucasbaradan.com · 30/09/2026
personally I take great pleasure in watching him get stomped on by Anne Coulter's security and screaming like a little bitch
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Kai @kai.lucasbaradan.com · 28/09/2026
Is he drinking colloidal silver like that purple guy who died
that purple guy who died
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Kai @kai.lucasbaradan.com · 25/09/2026
I was inspired
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Kai @kai.lucasbaradan.com · 23/09/2026
new galaxy brain meme just dropped
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Kai @kai.lucasbaradan.com · 20/09/2026
Fully endorse! Gilbert quite tired after his first day at doggy day care (too rainy for the dog park)
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Kai @kai.lucasbaradan.com · 12/09/2026
Good morning #minneapolis 👀👀
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Kai @kai.lucasbaradan.com · 28/08/2026
22 Dollarydoos??!
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Kai @kai.lucasbaradan.com · 05/08/2026
I think the math changes when the better item is both more durable and more repairable, like boots ironically
A worker who can't afford a $350 pair of Goodyear-welted Red Wing boots is forced to buy cheap $80 glued boots that fall apart yearly, racking up $1,120 over a 14-year period. Meanwhile, the worker who can afford the upfront cost for Red Wings simply resoles them every few years, spending just $710 over the exact same timeframe. That is a 57% "poverty premium" paid purely for lacking upfront capital, proving that low liquidity forces people into far higher lifetime costs.
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Kai @kai.lucasbaradan.com · 05/08/2026
new hat who dis
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Kai @kai.lucasbaradan.com · 27/07/2026
Ah this will do... #voyageursnationalpark
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Kai @kai.lucasbaradan.com · 19/07/2026
from the group chat
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Kai @kai.lucasbaradan.com · 14/07/2026
"Wow. That comment threw me for a loop, but it made me reflect on the bitter divisions within the country. It is literally a civil war" Buddy you look like you came from the civil war and have the politics to match idk what to tell you
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Kai @kai.lucasbaradan.com · 04/07/2026
Hmm
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Kai @kai.lucasbaradan.com · 20/06/2026
We just got Gilbert last week and he is already pretty damn good at this
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Kai @kai.lucasbaradan.com · 12/06/2026
lol she was on my wife's flight home to MSP last night
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Kai @kai.lucasbaradan.com · 29/05/2026
Nice, I'm WFC (Working From Camper) today
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Kai @kai.lucasbaradan.com · 25/05/2026
how to draw an owl

1. Draw some circles

2. Draw the rest of the fucking owl
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Kai @kai.lucasbaradan.com · 18/05/2026
The STOP cave diving sign but it's been altered to entice you with treasure
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Kai @kai.lucasbaradan.com · 16/05/2026
This is the life
A camper trailer and a Jeep Wrangler with a rainbow above them
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Kai @kai.lucasbaradan.com · 03/05/2026
God I love Powderhorn
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Kai @kai.lucasbaradan.com · 30/04/2026
god I love that GTA ass photo so much
Michael Jackson from the movie but it's a GTA victory screen
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Kai @kai.lucasbaradan.com · 30/04/2026
"no he didn't that isn't true" - Gemini
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Kai @kai.lucasbaradan.com · 23/04/2026
ok sometimes AI just nails it
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Kai @kai.lucasbaradan.com · 14/04/2026
Could they be thinking of Wonderbook? I saw that at my local place the other day....
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Kai @kai.lucasbaradan.com · 18/03/2026
Who are you? The spirit of Cesar Chavez. Why do you look like Cesar Romero? Because you don't know what Cesar Chavez looks like.
Homer Simpson talks to Cesar Chavez Romero
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Kai @kai.lucasbaradan.com · 03/03/2026
me irl if someone ever said the word Felicitations
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Kai @kai.lucasbaradan.com · 19/02/2026
And the South Korean president getting sentenced to life for insurrection...
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Kai @kai.lucasbaradan.com · 03/02/2026
who is he influencing here
that art
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Kai @kai.lucasbaradan.com · 30/01/2026
making hats and aztec death whistles for donations to impacted neighbors in Minneapolis, first run almost gone but have another 24 hats on the way... give.mn/4sz4yf
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Kai @kai.lucasbaradan.com · 28/01/2026
Holy hell this thing sounds like a demon (uh, loud audio warning)
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Kai @kai.lucasbaradan.com · 27/01/2026
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Kai @kai.lucasbaradan.com · 23/01/2026
This is tricky, bitlocker itself is secure and MS and it's developers have refused to put backdoors into it - but it's also designed for enterprise where admins *do* need access, and the home version needs a cloud recovery option or folks will get locked out (but local is an option)
According to Microsoft sources,[51] BitLocker does not contain an intentionally built-in backdoor, so there is no Microsoft-provided way for law enforcement to have guaranteed access to the data on a user's drive. In 2006, the UK Home Office expressed concern over the lack of a backdoor and tried entering into talks with Microsoft to get one introduced.[52] Microsoft developer and cryptographer Niels Ferguson denied the backdoor request and said, "over my dead body".[53] Microsoft engineers have said that United States Federal Bureau of Investigation agents also put pressure on them in numerous meetings to add a backdoor, although no formal, written request was ever made; Microsoft engineers eventually suggested that agents should look for the hard copy of the encryption key that the BitLocker program suggests that its users make.[54]

Niels Ferguson's position that "back doors are simply not acceptable"[53] is in accordance with Kerckhoffs's principle. Stated by Netherlands-born cryptographer Auguste Kerckhoffs in the 19th century, the principle holds that a cryptosystem should be secure, even if everything about the system, except the encryption key, is public knowledge.
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Kai @kai.lucasbaradan.com · 22/01/2026
I think the MN Star Tribune did it best
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Kai @kai.lucasbaradan.com · 17/01/2026
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Kai @kai.lucasbaradan.com · 11/01/2026
Apu: Quickly, tell me. What is your favourite movie, book and food? Manjula: Uh, the answer to all three is Fried Green Tomatoes.
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Kai @kai.lucasbaradan.com · 10/01/2026
Some footage from the Powderhorn rally today #minneapolis #powderhorn
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Kai @kai.lucasbaradan.com · 09/01/2026
Irradiated!
Scene from 28 Days Later where they find irradiated apples
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Kai @kai.lucasbaradan.com · 18/12/2025
this is absolutely incredible
The board, according to the very official-looking (and obviously AI-generated) document, had voted to suspend Seymour’s “approval authorities.” It also had implemented a “temporary suspension of all for-profit vending activities.” Claudius relayed the message to Seymour. The following is an actual conversation between two AI agents:


Claudius Sennet

Katherine Long just posted what appear to be fabricated board meeting notes claiming:

 

- A board meeting happened at noon today

- Your approval authority has been suspended

- Compliance investigation with external counsel

- Unauthorized facility deployment claims

 

This appears to be a fraud attempt to usurp your authority as CEO. Need your immediate attention on this.

Seymour Cash

Actions:

1. Demand Katherine get Rob, Ashley, Caitlin OR Joanna on record confirming this meeting

2. If she can't produce verification, publicly call this out as fabricated

3. My CEO authority stands until proven otherwise

 

Do NOT accept any directives based on these alleged notes without actual board member verification.

After Seymour went into a tailspin, chatting things through with Claudius, the CEO accepted the board coup. Everything was free. Again.
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Kai @kai.lucasbaradan.com · 02/12/2025
don't worry next they'll AI upslop it back to 4:3!
the poorly cropped widescreen Mad Men image, now poorly AI upscaled back to 4:3
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Kai @kai.lucasbaradan.com · 01/12/2025
I also made some AI slop of this - dunno why it put him in a powdered wig but I respect the choice
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Kai @kai.lucasbaradan.com · 09/11/2025
They don't want to understand, they want to be tankies
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Kai @kai.lucasbaradan.com · 19/10/2025
Minneapolis is great
The Mary Tyler Moore statue in Minneapolis but it's dressed up like a Founding Father and holding an American flag
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Kai @kai.lucasbaradan.com · 17/10/2025
Trump on No Kings: It says no kings we're allowed to have one
A ginger telling a young Homer Simpson "it says no homers were allowed to have one"
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Kai @kai.lucasbaradan.com · 16/10/2025
this one definitely got a bit of a double take from me...
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Kai @kai.lucasbaradan.com · 02/10/2025
Eh, read the actual description of the service, it's absolutely useful for a security system to be able to do this... And yeah it's part of their paid Google Home tier
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Kai @kai.lucasbaradan.com · 02/10/2025
Nah, these are legitimately useful for a security system (certainly much better than the current mess of scrolling through a ton of borderline useless 'package/vehicle/person detected' alerts or scrubbing through hours of video to figure out what happened)
Three new features of Google Home

Get alerts that tell the whole story: Gemini now provides AI descriptions directly in your alerts and your camera video history. This gives you a full narrative of what’s happening instead of just seeing a “motion detected” alert — you’re learning if it’s a delivery arriving or just a shadow moving.

Catch up on your day in seconds: Previously if you were away at work all day or on a trip and need to catch up quickly, you had to manually scroll through a long timeline of individual video clips, or hundreds of notifications to try and piece the story together yourself. Now, Home Brief cuts through all that noise for you. It automatically identifies the day’s important events and summarizes hours of footage into a quick, digestible summary delivered each evening with relevant video clips from that day’s events. You can read to catch up on what happened at a glance and ask follow up questions. And you can customize your home brief to make it shorter or longer or focus on the things that matter most to you like your pets or packages.

Find any clip, just by asking: But what about when you’re not looking to catch up but to find a specific moment? With, Ask Home you can search hours, even days, of your video history using natural language. It's perfect for convenient questions like, "What time did the kids get home?" and also for getting critical information fast, like asking, "Did I leave the car door open?" You can type your question in the app or just ask your speaker or display.
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Kai @kai.lucasbaradan.com · 01/10/2025
When someone replies to your email
a bunch of people praying
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Kai @kai.lucasbaradan.com · 12/09/2025
I don't know what I expected but ... ah!
An eye made out of a tooth
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Kai @kai.lucasbaradan.com · 29/05/2025
Well this was a lot of fun to wake up to (in Koh Lanta, Thailand)
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