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@kai-parker.bsky.social
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✒️Writer 🦄Queer 🦖ADHD 🪃First Nations 🐾Petsitter - all the things! | Writer of Gay Sports Romance, Paranormal Fantasy, Dark Satire, & non-fic | Representation with a side of 'embrace the stupid'! #booksky #writingcommunity

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KP the writer (they/them) @kai-parker.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Oops! Forgot this existed again! Haha. Not a metaphor for my life, at all 😆
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KP the writer (they/them) @kai-parker.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
So proud Australia CHOSE not to go down the path of the USA this election! I had to laugh every time the Liberal ad came on, screaming: 'Go Woke. Go Broke.' If you don't understand the origin of the word, DO NOT use it! I'm soooo happy Aussies (in the majority) are smart enough to know better.
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KP the writer (they/them) @kai-parker.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
📚🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️Tales from my beautiful idiots. “You all want something just out of your reach.” Jimi paused. Too long this time, and the crackling squeak of many butts uncomfortably shifting in seats echoed through the silence. #booksky #lgbtqai+ #queerbooks #greyace #asexual #mmromance
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KP the writer (they/them) @kai-parker.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
ADHD meds script ready to roll.... 🫨So it begins!
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a cartoon of brian and stewie standing next to each other on a sidewalk
ALT: a cartoon of brian and stewie standing next to each other on a sidewalk
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KP the writer (they/them) @kai-parker.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
📚🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️Tales from my beautiful idiots. "What a fucking joke," muttered a familiar chocolaty smooth voice from behind. No, not smooth, because there were hard bits you could choke on, but it wasn’t crunchy. Smunchy. #booksky #lgbtqai+ #queerbooks #greyace #asexual #mmromance
cartoon of a blond young adult with arms cross looking unimpressed, on a running track
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KP the writer (they/them) @kai-parker.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Word of the Week - Traumastinating (Procrastinating, because TRAUMA!) It's a thing. Just me? Lol. Read free (no join required - limited time) koalaquill.com/share/448 #trauma #procrastination #adhd #neurodivergent #writingcommmunity
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KP the writer (they/them) @kai-parker.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
ARgh! Was given a bum steer and a dodgy link. OMG, that sentence was SO AUSSIE! Lol. So, here is the RIGHT link to read Chapter 1 of Taking the Field for free without signing up for anything! If this still doesn't work, I'm gonna go bald! koalaquill.com/share/1988 #booksky #mmsportsromance #lgbt
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KP the writer (they/them) @kai-parker.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
🧠📰"Why My ADHD Brain Can’t Rely on Habits!" But the structure of routines saves my bacon! Read more for free (no signup required) at Koala Quill: (*Let's try again - wrong link, sorry!) koalaquill.com/share/429 #adhd #neurodivergence #habits #routines #executivedysfunction #writingcommunity
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KP the writer (they/them) @kai-parker.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
🐾🏆💖PET OF THE WEEK! Introducing... MACDUFF!!!! Look at this gorgeous fluffy chunky boy! I'm a house and pet-sitter, so I have sooooo many pets to introduce, haha. #pets #petsitter #housesitter #cats #catsofblusky
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KP the writer (they/them) @kai-parker.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
📚🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️Tales from my beautiful idiots. ** CONTEXT - the iStrike stadium. The velodrome was somewhere between hopefully retro and tragically futuristic. Read free here: koalaquill.com/share/1988/?... #booksky #lgbtqai+ #queerbooks #greyace #asexual #mmromance
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KP the writer (they/them) @kai-parker.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
📚🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️Tales from my beautiful idiots. ** CONTEXT - Getting their first look at the iStrike stadium. Henley: "Amazing, huh?" Tanimen: "Looks like the Megatron took a dump and slipped in it." Read free here: koalaquill.com/share/1988/?... #booksky #lgbtqai+ #queerbooks #greyace #asexual #mmromance
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KP the writer (they/them) @kai-parker.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
🏳️‍🌈📖💖🤪Just finished syncing (editing) chapter 6 of Taking the Field. Now available to read FOR FREE (no sign-up required) on Koala Quill. Click the links in my chapter guide - koalaquill.com/share/2012 ** Genderfuck sport! #booksky #koalaquill #lgbtqai+ #mmromance #sportsromance #genderfuckery
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KP the writer (they/them) @kai-parker.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
🏳️‍🌈Australian QUEER REP RECOMMENDATION! Just binged over 2 days. AMAZING! ALL the feels. #australia #gayshows #lgbtqai+ #queer #representation
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KP the writer (they/them) @kai-parker.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
📚🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️Tales from my beautiful idiots. “Hey, Stormy,” yelled another obnoxious voice close enough that Tanimen cringed. Definitely not a coach. “Your dump-trunk ass has its own locker room.” “That’s for my tits wank stain.” 🤦‍♂️ #booksky #lgbtqai+ #queerbooks #greyace #asexual #mmromance
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KP the writer (they/them) @kai-parker.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
EEP!!!!! 😁😃🤪🥳🎉😭 📖🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏆 It will be officially announced tomorrow, so I can't say ALL the things... but I won a major writing award and two genre awards (including the QUEER category)!!!! ARRRGHHHHHH!!!! Watch this space! Lol. #writingcommunity #bluebook #lgbtqai+ #mmromance #gaybooks #iwonathing
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KP the writer (they/them) @kai-parker.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
OMG, tries again! A spelling mistake is NOT how I want to start this off. Lol. If you missed it, don't worry about it. If not, let's pretend that never happened. So, this is an experiment of sorts. If it works, this story may become ONE of the paths in my next Choose Your Own Psychopathy series.
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KP the writer (they/them) @kai-parker.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
NOT MY ZOMBIES (choose your own story) Well, shit. Here we are. The Zombie Apocalypse. It happened. And you are smack bang in the middle. How you survived this long is anyone's guess. Thank goodness you kept that: water gun rusty hammer D20 electric car Comment to choose. #booksky #zombies
book cover for 'not my zombies' with a fit man in front of a hoard of zombies.
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Josh Hanson (Calliope Street/House on Blood St) @doomglossary.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
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KP the writer (they/them) @kai-parker.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
📚🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️Tales from my beautiful idiots. BECAUSE: COFFEE!☕ ... Tanimen would pay him back with some real coffee. The kind that didn’t taste like an 1800’s decomposed dysentery death. The only thing worse than consuming that filth would be no coffee at all. #booksky #lgbtqai+ #queerbooks #sportsromance
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KP the writer (they/them) @kai-parker.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
This makes more sense than most things I've heard from the tangerine menace! Lol.
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Rob Bignell, Editor/Author @inventingreality.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
#indieauthor #authorsky #amwriting #writersky #author
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KP the writer (they/them) @kai-parker.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
When you are happily writing your contemporary sports romance story about a gay trans man... and the side characters decide to have their own polyamorous love story! #booksky #writingcommunity #mmromance #transgender #queerbooks #polyamory
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KP the writer (they/them) @kai-parker.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
📚🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️Tales from my beautiful idiots. (CONTEXT - Henley meets his roommate) “Hope you don’t mind the window.” “Fine with me, man. Serial killer comes in, they're going you first.” “What if I’m the serial killer?” #booksky #lgbtqai+ #queerbooks #sportsromance
Image of three young men meeting for the first time in a dorm room.
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KP the writer (they/them) @kai-parker.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
📚🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️Tales from my beautiful idiots. Words from yesterday's writing sessions: “You’re a stupid jerk,” he said as he scrubbed his hair. “And you’re a stupider jerk,” he told his unexpected erection. #booksky #lgbtqai+ #queerbooks #greyace #asexual #mmromance
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KP the writer (they/them) @kai-parker.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
I’m no longer calling editing, editing. Syncing feels better for me. Not as forced or difficult. My syncing process has levels: * The vibe sync * The fact sync * The glitter bomb Right now, I'm doing the VIBE SYNC of Taking the Field :) #booksky #writingcommunity #lgbtqai+ #queerbooks
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KP the writer (they/them) @kai-parker.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
📚🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️Tales from my beautiful idiots. Words from yesterday's writing sessions: (CONTEXT: Grey-ace confused by sexual attraction) Stupid jerk with his stupid sexy face and his stupid stupidness that was making Henley feel stupid. Stupid. #booksky #lgbtqai+ #queerbooks #greyace #asexual #mmromance
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KP the writer (they/them) @kai-parker.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
This image is my new dopamine dispenser! 😂😂😂
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KP the writer (they/them) @kai-parker.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Oh! By the way! I finished the yeet draft of Negative Split. Now to pivot and edit Taking the Field - FINALLY! Freakin' hell. Lol. #booksky #lgbtqai+ #writingcommunity #queerbooks
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KP the writer (they/them) @kai-parker.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
YES YES YES PLEASE! :) This is the first book in my embrace-the-stupid dumbass series, NUSA - vampires, wolves, zombies, shifters, etc in space (and saving those stupid humans if they even can, lol). www.amazon.com.au/NUSA-Earth-P...
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NUSA Earth: YA Paranormal Sci-Fi (Natural Unhuman Space Academy Book 1)
NUSA Earth: YA Paranormal Sci-Fi (Natural Unhuman Space Academy Book 1) eBook : Silva, PJ: Amazon.com.au: Books
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KP the writer (they/them) @kai-parker.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Just sharing my referral link to Koala Quill on here because I've written at least 15 mins a day for 98 days and 114k words - That happened! I've searched soooooo long for a platform that keeps me writing! Lol. #koalaquill #writingcommunity #lgbtqai+ #booktok koalaquill.com?rr=199
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KP the writer (they/them) @kai-parker.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
It was short-lived, but I learned a lot while the USA was not on TikTok. Mainly, that the trolls live there! #tiktok #lgbtqai+ #australia #trolls Not a Medium member? Read here instead: medium.com/short-sweet-...
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TikTok Ban Learned Me Good
Turns out, the USA owns the trolls
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KP the writer (they/them) @kai-parker.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
📚🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️Tales from my beautiful idiots. Words from yesterday's writing sessions: Heat rushed to his cheeks. “You don’t get it.” “Yeah, sorry. I know.” “Thank you,” Ash said as he wrapped her in a hug. “For what?” “For not trying to tell me you do.” #booksky #lgbtqai+ #queerbooks #transgender
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KP the writer (they/them) @kai-parker.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
During the Canberra fires a few years back, some troll said it was god burning them because they legalised same sex marriage. I reported it. FACEBOOK said it did not violate any guidelines. The only thing that has changed is that now, FB doesn't have to hide it.
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KP the writer (they/them) @kai-parker.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Two dino-queens stand before me... #lgbtqai #weirdshitido #dinosaurs #dragrace
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KP the writer (they/them) @kai-parker.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
📚🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️Tales from my beautiful idiots. Words from yesterday's writing sessions: (context - Ash is TRYING to ask for help to pay for his top surgery!) “Right. Yeah. Ok. Sorry. I mean, I’m not sorry. Fuck. Oh, sorry. Ahhh, no. Ok. Ok. I can do this.” #booksky #lgbtqai+ #queerbooks #transgender
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KP the writer (they/them) @kai-parker.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Why is this so freakin' horribly accurate? Lol. #lgbtqai #booksky #writingcommunity #mentalhealth
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KP the writer (they/them) @kai-parker.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
THIS!!!!
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KP the writer (they/them) @kai-parker.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Australia's social media ban is another example of adults dictating the world of kids under a blanket majority of exnomination. This won't affect me personally, NOW, but it would have when I was young. #lgbtqai+ #australia #mediaban Not a Medium member? Read here: medium.com/short-sweet-...
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Is Australia’s Social Media Ban a Painful New Queer Closet?
Maybe, listen to what kids say for once!
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KP the writer (they/them) @kai-parker.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
The accuracy....
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KP the writer (they/them) @kai-parker.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
This is the vibe! Haha.
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KP the writer (they/them) @kai-parker.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
📚🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️Tales from my beautiful idiots. Words from yesterday's writing sessions: (context - Baz is ticklish!) Baz squealed and fell back three steps. “You pre-fan-doo-fucker.” “Pre what?” Ash choked out through laughter. #booksky #lgbtqai+ #queerbooks #transgender
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KP the writer (they/them) @kai-parker.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
📚🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️Tales from my beautiful idiots. Words from yesterday's writing sessions: (context - C offers to teach Ash how to shave) Baz: “You can’t man. That's a Dad's job. And when your Dad is a sideswiped train wreck of a douche-rag, it's a brother's job.” #booksky #lgbtqai+ #queerbooks #transgender
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KP the writer (they/them) @kai-parker.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
😲😢
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KP the writer (they/them) @kai-parker.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
THIS! 100% this for articles and shorts.
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KP the writer (they/them) @kai-parker.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
YES! Mine's the yeet draft because I'm yeeting all the crazy onto the page. My draft is only ever shit when I don't listen to my characters. Messy? Hell yes, because my characters are messy, but their experiences (and therefore, the words I've chosen to describe those experiences) are never shit.
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KP the writer (they/them) @kai-parker.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
THIS is why I hate 'vomit copy'. I call it mine the 'yeet draft' because I am yeeting all the crazy into the world and during edit, I'll tidy it up. But it is NOT vomit or shit. It's my character's lives. How dare anyone call someone's life vomit or shit!
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KP the writer (they/them) @kai-parker.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
📚🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️Tales from my beautiful idiots. Words from yesterday's writing sessions: “I’m good. I’m fine,” said Baz pulling himself up on the wall and back to his feet which, by the way he kept bobbing up and down, were arguing with his body. “See?” #booksky #lgbtqai+ #queerbooks #transgender
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KP the writer (they/them) @kai-parker.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
📚🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️Tales from my beautiful idiots. Words from yesterday's writing sessions: “Already bored of watching the gun show?” he asked Bree as Baz scrubbed at the back of head with a pool towel showing off ‘The Orphan Maker’, also known as, his right bicep. #booksky #lgbtqai+ #queerbooks #transgender
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KP the writer (they/them) @kai-parker.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Wise words from a side character! Lol.
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KP the writer (they/them) @kai-parker.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
📚🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️Tales from my beautiful idiots. Words from yesterday's writing sessions: “How many am I up against?” “One or 100, it doesn’t matter and it won’t help you to know. Just focus on why they should choose you. Not why they shouldn’t choose anyone else.” #booksky #lgbtqai+ #queerbooks #transgender
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