Sign in

Kai (They/Them/Fucker)🇨🇦🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️☮️4️⃣🇵🇸

@kai-osgremlin.bsky.social
229 followers 426 following 222 posts

Chaos wrapped inside a trash panda. 🤣 Hella queer/woke/pissed that DRUMP won. Don't come at me, this German-Canadian is looking to cut a bi(got)tch. 😈 I stand with 🇺🇦🇵🇸, they are my siblings and WILL have ☮️ #NoHoldsBarred DM=⛔

PostsRepliesMedia
Kai (They/Them/Fucker)🇨🇦🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️☮️4️⃣🇵🇸 @kai-osgremlin.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
I'm mildly convinced that the reason Alberta and many other provinces refuse to increase disability benefits is because there's an air of eugenics about it, wanting to starve us to death without proper nutrition and medical Care, because disability is apparently a burden. Sound at all familiar? 🤔
000
Kai (They/Them/Fucker)🇨🇦🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️☮️4️⃣🇵🇸 @kai-osgremlin.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
This applies to everyone, no matter where you are, peaceful protest is your right, so sit in silence, and don't stop staring them down! 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻
010
Kai (They/Them/Fucker)🇨🇦🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️☮️4️⃣🇵🇸 @kai-osgremlin.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
When someone calls you a "snowflake," remind them they're quoting Fight Club - a satire written by a gay man critiquing how male fragility leads men to self-destruction.
000
Kai (They/Them/Fucker)🇨🇦🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️☮️4️⃣🇵🇸 @kai-osgremlin.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
That's a whole lot of nopity nope.😬I'm sorry you had to experience that generational Trauma luv.💜I know aaall about it and then some. My maternal grandmother was German but also a narcissist, said I was a "selfish ungrateful little twat" just because I chose to go back to school.🤦🏻Aren't we a pair 🤣
020
Kai (They/Them/Fucker)🇨🇦🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️☮️4️⃣🇵🇸 @kai-osgremlin.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Blame my mom 😅 hahahaha no no, for real though, my mom was a force to be reckoned with. 😏 Grandpa came back from Germany/Auschwitz that August, 9 months later named his first born Geneva...🤭 We're totally not petty German-Canadians, not in the slightest 😈
110
Kai (They/Them/Fucker)🇨🇦🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️☮️4️⃣🇵🇸 @kai-osgremlin.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Oh, you don't want to go rooting around inside my brain. It's a fathomless void full of Gremlins. No food or water after midnight. 🤣🤣🤣
110
Kai (They/Them/Fucker)🇨🇦🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️☮️4️⃣🇵🇸 @kai-osgremlin.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
"Like, bro, you're a fucking 200 year old, moss and bird shit covered tombstone, and the only words visible are "I, P, and freely" on your epitaph. I'd be careful how you speak you ill-breeding maltworm."
140
Kai (They/Them/Fucker)🇨🇦🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️☮️4️⃣🇵🇸 @kai-osgremlin.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
/blocked ✌🏻
040
Kai (They/Them/Fucker)🇨🇦🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️☮️4️⃣🇵🇸 @kai-osgremlin.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Oh I am so proud 🥰 good job Hun!!!!💜
010
Kai (They/Them/Fucker)🇨🇦🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️☮️4️⃣🇵🇸 @kai-osgremlin.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
I knew my German history by age 5. I then spent the next 3 1/2 decades learning the Paradox of Tolerance and it's relation to Fundamental Humanity the world over. This isn't news, but rather a HighDef mirror set 80 years later, and the ones that can see it's two way, learn to break the mirror.
010
Kai (They/Them/Fucker)🇨🇦🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️☮️4️⃣🇵🇸 @kai-osgremlin.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
🤌🏻
010
Kai (They/Them/Fucker)🇨🇦🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️☮️4️⃣🇵🇸 @kai-osgremlin.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
🤭 Ho boy 🤣
120
Reposted by Kai (They/Them/Fucker)🇨🇦🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️☮️4️⃣🇵🇸
Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Scanlon: The Gulf of Mexico was so named over 500 years ago. If we want to update that name to reflect our current culture, maybe we should call it the Sea of Emoluments—you know, the place where we can board the Ship of Fools and navigate from a State of Ignorance to the Confederacy of Dunces…
737339678093
Kai (They/Them/Fucker)🇨🇦🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️☮️4️⃣🇵🇸 @kai-osgremlin.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Ever wonder why Canada has been one step ahead of America in regards to Fundamental Humanity? 🙃We're the middle child watching our older sibling fuck up while we take notes to never do what they do, EVER. And then when we've got it good, they swoop in on yet another fuckup, asking us to fix it. 🤣
010
Kai (They/Them/Fucker)🇨🇦🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️☮️4️⃣🇵🇸 @kai-osgremlin.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
I appreciate you for that 🤗, but don't thank us just yet. 😏 There is still a very real and present danger, and unless the people make a full-force stand against the current regime, if it turnscoat and becomes a Civil War (or worse), the world will come to understand why you don't piss off Canadians😈
010
Kai (They/Them/Fucker)🇨🇦🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️☮️4️⃣🇵🇸 @kai-osgremlin.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
My god. 👀 You very well might be right. 😅 Eh. I'm not surprised 🤣🤣🤣 that aligns with how I imagine Stephen King and Terry Pratchett got their ideas too, only they killed the swamp hag with the pen and stole her essence, vowing to only ever wield it for the good of humanity. Bros crushed it too 🤣🤣
010
Kai (They/Them/Fucker)🇨🇦🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️☮️4️⃣🇵🇸 @kai-osgremlin.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Two words. The Simpsons. It's funny but also, terrifying to realize that the most diabolical, heinous thing you could think of as a joke, is in fact, real. 💀
110
Kai (They/Them/Fucker)🇨🇦🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️☮️4️⃣🇵🇸 @kai-osgremlin.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
I've been with The Onion and everything post-ebaumsworld/Underground - "badgerbadgerbadger...mushroom mushroom") since day one. While I'm not a conspiracy nut, I'm convinced someone broke into the TVA, pressed random buttons, and now we're getting nothing but feedback from an alternate reality. 🤣
310
Kai (They/Them/Fucker)🇨🇦🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️☮️4️⃣🇵🇸 @kai-osgremlin.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
An apt synopsis, and here's my post on FB. Feel free to follow me on there. www.facebook.com/share/p/16UQ...
000
Kai (They/Them/Fucker)🇨🇦🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️☮️4️⃣🇵🇸 @kai-osgremlin.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
#TransWomenAreWomenFullStop #TransMenAreMenFullStop #NonBinaryIsRealAndValidFullStop #FuckJKRowling P.s. neuroscience has proven that Right-wingers brains are LITERALLY broken. 😈 Who's the "mentally r3t@rd3d" now RFK, JK, Trump? 🙃 P.p.s. Pieces of shit don't deserve anonymity. Flame at your leisure.
020
Kai (They/Them/Fucker)🇨🇦🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️☮️4️⃣🇵🇸 @kai-osgremlin.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
How indeed. 🤔
010
Kai (They/Them/Fucker)🇨🇦🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️☮️4️⃣🇵🇸 @kai-osgremlin.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Things my cat just did #1092: Licks the top of the coffee table. 🤦🏻
000
Kai (They/Them/Fucker)🇨🇦🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️☮️4️⃣🇵🇸 @kai-osgremlin.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
💥💥💥/pinned To My American Comrades: Canada loves/supports you during this tumultuous time. ❤️ We get it. And we got you. 🤗 If you're struggling with mental health, we have shared a toll-free number for our National Suicide Hotline. FREE FOR ALL! 🇨🇦💜🇺🇸 #ElbowsUp *Psst* We're proud of you! 💪
150
Kai (They/Them/Fucker)🇨🇦🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️☮️4️⃣🇵🇸 @kai-osgremlin.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
I hate this planet.
040
Kai (They/Them/Fucker)🇨🇦🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️☮️4️⃣🇵🇸 @kai-osgremlin.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Don't be considerate when you're in a space where you're not considered.
000
Kai (They/Them/Fucker)🇨🇦🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️☮️4️⃣🇵🇸 @kai-osgremlin.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
I made a funny 🙃 🤣🤣🤣 This "alpha male" bullshit is gold. 😏 I guess you can polish a turd 🤷🏻 🤣 @thespeechprof.bsky.social
000
Kai (They/Them/Fucker)🇨🇦🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️☮️4️⃣🇵🇸 @kai-osgremlin.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Voted today for the Canadian Federal Election 🇨🇦✅ Liberals are basically guaranteed to win, what with so many dissenting CONServatives once Pissant Polly revealed his further diabolical playbook. Democratic Socialism has survived 200 years, there's no going back. #ElbowsUp #EmpathyAlwaysWins
010
Kai (They/Them/Fucker)🇨🇦🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️☮️4️⃣🇵🇸 @kai-osgremlin.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
And. Unless he serves the full sentence, nothing will change. So when he makes bail, I'm going to laugh.
010
Kai (They/Them/Fucker)🇨🇦🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️☮️4️⃣🇵🇸 @kai-osgremlin.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
It's too uncomfortable for them to not hear their own voice. I think we call that "delusional insanity" but I could be wrong 🤣 There is proof that Reich-wingers are literally insane, thanks neuroscience 😅
000
Kai (They/Them/Fucker)🇨🇦🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️☮️4️⃣🇵🇸 @kai-osgremlin.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
99% of his rallies are white people. 🤦 I dunno about y'all, but I grew up understanding that Canada is Democratic Socialist and part of that is having diversity, which has made Canada strong and respected the world over (literally, we have 192 allies compared to the 34 and dropping America has.)
010
Kai (They/Them/Fucker)🇨🇦🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️☮️4️⃣🇵🇸 @kai-osgremlin.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
I dare you to prove me wrong. Oh wait, you can't, or they'll arrest you for "thought crimes" 🙃🤣🤣🤣
021
Kai (They/Them/Fucker)🇨🇦🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️☮️4️⃣🇵🇸 @kai-osgremlin.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Mad cow has now reared it's ugly head on the North American continent. Thanks America. 🫡 /Sarcasm
010
Reposted by Kai (They/Them/Fucker)🇨🇦🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️☮️4️⃣🇵🇸
thecapt911.bsky.social @thecapt911.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Who else is doing that now? This Asshole!
media.tenor.com
donald trump is wearing a suit and tie with a quick snap logo in the background
ALT: donald trump is wearing a suit and tie with a quick snap logo in the background
251671361
Reposted by Kai (They/Them/Fucker)🇨🇦🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️☮️4️⃣🇵🇸
omgisme @omgisme.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
248142972075
Kai (They/Them/Fucker)🇨🇦🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️☮️4️⃣🇵🇸 @kai-osgremlin.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
👀 Yo. Proof they're insane. www.psypost.org/authoritaria...
psypost.org
Authoritarian attitudes linked to altered brain anatomy, neuroscientists reveal
Neuroscientists have uncovered distinct brain structure patterns linked to authoritarian beliefs on both sides of the political spectrum.
010
Kai (They/Them/Fucker)🇨🇦🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️☮️4️⃣🇵🇸 @kai-osgremlin.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
#fuckRFKjr #AutismIs100%Genetic
020
Kai (They/Them/Fucker)🇨🇦🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️☮️4️⃣🇵🇸 @kai-osgremlin.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
#FuckJKRowling #TransLivesMatter #RainbowPrideIsFreedom
010
Kai (They/Them/Fucker)🇨🇦🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️☮️4️⃣🇵🇸 @kai-osgremlin.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
It’s not about Katy Perry heading to space. It’s about how billionaires rebrand joyrides as “inspiration,” while real women in science lose jobs and visibility. Empowerment isn’t a press release, it’s opportunity, access, and recognition.
010
Kai (They/Them/Fucker)🇨🇦🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️☮️4️⃣🇵🇸 @kai-osgremlin.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
"You're Canadian, what do you snowflakes know about hard work?" Well, for starters, I know that hard work shouldn't come at the expense of my health. I know that dedication to the work shouldn't come at the expense of my personal life. I know that loyalty shouldn't come at the expense of my ethos. 🙃
020
Kai (They/Them/Fucker)🇨🇦🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️☮️4️⃣🇵🇸 @kai-osgremlin.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Studying with some Lo-fi on YouTube.
000
Kai (They/Them/Fucker)🇨🇦🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️☮️4️⃣🇵🇸 @kai-osgremlin.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Existential Dread Break™️ I found the end of the internet. I'ma go touch grass ✌🏻🤣 *Yes, I am dark humour adjacent 🙃
110
Kai (They/Them/Fucker)🇨🇦🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️☮️4️⃣🇵🇸 @kai-osgremlin.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
I am disabled, through no fault of my own (remember this). Yet, I am having to justify my existence to sociopaths-bordering-on-psychopathy, because just like the family that abandoned me, you dolts think that winning the genetic lottery is somehow easy? 🙃 🖕🏻 Paradox of Tolerance fuckers, LEARN IT.
020
Kai (They/Them/Fucker)🇨🇦🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️☮️4️⃣🇵🇸 @kai-osgremlin.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Your anti-argument has no merit unless you admit your bigotry and stick to your guns. But let's be honest, you Reich-wingers are cowards and troglodytes, so even the most remedial of lessons fly right over you.
000
Kai (They/Them/Fucker)🇨🇦🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️☮️4️⃣🇵🇸 @kai-osgremlin.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
"Whatcha up to, Kai?" Oh, you know, rewatching Hunger Games in an effort to remind myself of the unyielding desire to BURN IT ALL DOWN! Other than that, building puzzles (which are not safe from the K-i-t-t-e-n who has made it her mission to abscond with pieces. 🤦 So, the yuze. 😂
000
Reposted by Kai (They/Them/Fucker)🇨🇦🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️☮️4️⃣🇵🇸
Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
“Beautiful thing to watch.”
1451208345275
Kai (They/Them/Fucker)🇨🇦🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️☮️4️⃣🇵🇸 @kai-osgremlin.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Don't try to appeal to their humanity, as clearly they're not humans.
100
Kai (They/Them/Fucker)🇨🇦🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️☮️4️⃣🇵🇸 @kai-osgremlin.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
If you're so pro-life, why are there still foster kids? Homeless kids? Starving kids? Dying kids? 🙃 Your theology denies everything objectively true about humanity, making you dillusional and eligible for psychiatric prison. 🔥
000
Kai (They/Them/Fucker)🇨🇦🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️☮️4️⃣🇵🇸 @kai-osgremlin.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Germany is #1 on my list to visit after all this bs *gestures everywhere* is dealt with ONCE AND FOR ALL
000
Reposted by Kai (They/Them/Fucker)🇨🇦🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️☮️4️⃣🇵🇸
Noelle @finallynoelle.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Might save a life.
2222988714756
Reposted by Kai (They/Them/Fucker)🇨🇦🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️☮️4️⃣🇵🇸
👣Coco👣 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 @nortygirl.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Good morning 🌞
38892981555