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Loki

@kaffetorst.bsky.social
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Trans, bi, cat dad. White Chicano. 🏜 Trash Opossum. They/Him I don't follow for follow. Go away. Avatar by @mawfeng.bsky.social‬. mawfeng.carrd.co Holiday Wishlist: linktr.ee/LokiGiftList

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Loki @kaffetorst.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I did it. I crossed over 200k miles on my car. I got this car in 2008 after it had been repossessed, so had less than 20k miles on it; maybe less than 15k, I can't remember. I've put almost the whole 200k miles on it. It still runs pretty well, too, even with how poorly I've taken care of it.
A close up of car mileage counter. The trip meter reads 293.2 miles and the odometer reads 200,013 miles.
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Loki @kaffetorst.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Jake sends solidarity, as he also had a vet appt today
A white and orange cat, sleeping peacefully on a bed, swaddled in a purple, tan, balck, and white woven blanket with a fringe, so only his angelic face is visible.
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Loki @kaffetorst.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Sketches of a doll shaped like a boy going through a four step stuffing change. The text reads, "Hikaru doll. Take out the stuffing. Put in some weird stuff beyond all understanding. ?? doll." The ?? doll has red button eyes, while the Hikaru doll has uncolored.
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Loki @kaffetorst.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Plus a cat tax
A long haired dilute calico laying in a shaggy, multicolored cat bed on a ceramic tile floor. Her head is twisted a little behind her so she can look at me while taking the picture. Her face is adorable.A white cat with orange tabby patches on his face covering his ears and eyes, lying on a couch and snuggled into an old blanket with a pattern of cats, baskets, and balls of yarn.
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Loki @kaffetorst.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
And dolphins
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Loki @kaffetorst.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
We went whale watching recently, so have some sea lions
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Loki @kaffetorst.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Christmas 🎄
A plush Krobus (from Stardew Valley) and all 4 volumes of the webcomic "Boyfriends" by Refrainbow sitting at the corner of a white kitchen table.
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Loki @kaffetorst.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Continues to be accurate.
Simpsons Democrat National Convention screenshot. The banners read "We hate life and ourselves" and "We can't govern"
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Loki @kaffetorst.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Straight out of high school, I worked for a local advertising mailer that also ran free personal messages (not dating ads). I just found an old photo on my computer of one of the wildest messages that got printed.
Leonor Isabelly. Wooden contraption shut up roger. I will love you always. Jesus Christ saves. (Poster's Note: Yes, it actually does say this)
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Loki @kaffetorst.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
A cartoon opossum splooted out, crying, and lying in a pool of its own tears
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Loki @kaffetorst.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Fuck yeah. First time down.
A screenshot depicting my victory against Chronos in Hades 2. I cleared in 31 minutes, 38 seconds, and 13 milliseconds using the witch's staff and the aspect of Melinoë, fully upgraded to rank 5. My keepsake was the Luckier Tooth, which added an extra death defiance, which I didn't use. I used 3 of my death defiances from the arcana. My familiar was Hecuba and I had a variety of boons from various gods. I don't remember what boon was which god's.
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Loki @kaffetorst.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Not sure if my coworker's keyboard is fucked up or if they have a particularly needy cat
A screenshot of a Slack message that has a string of keyboard smashing characters. Text reads, "hi @cccccbhuinbglheijlunotdhfbivcttfkjifnhhnivggbf"
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Loki @kaffetorst.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
This here is the fucking room
A scene from Chained Echoes: Ashes of Elrant. Glen, Ba'thraz, Amalia, and Mikah are in a large bedroom decorated with red carpet, a few hedges and bushes, and a few tables with flowers on them. Glen is talking to a dark skinned woman in white with what seem to be black braids. She is saying, "This is a room for any pair to have some alone time."
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Loki @kaffetorst.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Uhh... bad house try to get into, lizard.
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Loki @kaffetorst.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
I accidentally made my cat a toy out of her own fur 😭
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Loki @kaffetorst.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
This reminded me of some airport bathroom graffiti I saw on the way to Norway for my honeymoon.
A bag/coat hanger in an airport bathroom. Beneath it is the word "dick" written in very neat handwriting with nicely drawn hearts on either side.
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Loki @kaffetorst.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
This nerd is 16 now.
A close up of the face of Jake, my white and orange tabby. His nose is pink, he is doing a tiny blep. He is a mostly white cat with orange patches around each eye and ear, which do not connect.
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Loki @kaffetorst.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
The only American Cardinal I trust....
The "One day I'll be Pope!" meme with a male American Cardinal (a.k.a. Northern Cardinal) bird sitting on a branch. Male American Cardinals are small, kind of round birds with bright red plumage, with some black around the beak and eyes and on the wing feathers. He's got a little plumage that sticks up in a peak on the top his head.
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Loki @kaffetorst.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
I've been playing Clair Obscur: Expedition 33, and my favorite thing to do has been to move the camera to face my characters before I stop playing, so the quick resume gives me a little start
A black flat screen TV hanging on a beige wall. On the TV screen is the pause screen with Maelle (front left), Gustave (back left), and Sciel (back right). Maelle is staring directly into the camera with wide blueish eyes and her hands on her hips. Sciel is stretching with her arms above her head, and Gustave is staring off at nothing.
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Loki @kaffetorst.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
The front left breast of my black Ginger Root shirt. In two white circles looking like the film reels of an old movie camera are the kanji for Ginger and Root. Below, it has the text and corresponding kana for "Ginger Root Productions." Below is a white rectangle for writing your name, and I wrote the katakana for "Loki" on it.
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Loki @kaffetorst.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
I online thrifted new boots, and when I showed them to @cynlan.bsky.social, he said I looked like a Final Fantasy character with my boot strap on them, and I realized that's my fashion goal now.
A pair of faded burgundy Timberland boots on my feet. The left boot has a black and spiked boot strap. The eyelets of the boots are gold colored.The outer side of the right boot. There is a gold Timberland logo placed by the heel of the boot just above the sole.The inside side of the left boot, showing how the bootstrap is held on. There is a leather strap at the back which buckles, and an O ring connecting the back and top straps. There is also a chain which goes under the boot linked to the O ring.
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Loki @kaffetorst.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Discord changed, and I don't like it.
The "Old Man Yells at Cloud" meme from The Simpsons. A Simpson (presumably) is holding out a news clipping with the headline "Old Man Yells at Cloud" in all caps. There is a color photo below the headline of Abe Simpson yelling and shaking his fist at a cloud in the blue sky behind him.
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Loki @kaffetorst.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
It's the rare time of the year where it is both cool enough and still enough to open the windows
The back of a long-haired dilute calico cat looking wistfully out of a closed screen door into the back yard.
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Loki @kaffetorst.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
The Nintendo Switch 2 demo in Los Angeles is apparently going to be held at the CBS studio I used to work at.
A screencap of the Nintendo Switch 2 demo announcements. New York April 4-6, Los Angeles April 11-13, and Dallas April 25-27. The background image is of the front entrance to the Television City studio lot in Los Angeles. There is a two-lane walkway and lots of plants including potted and not potted. A red awning over the walkway reads "Televison City"
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Loki @kaffetorst.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
It's highly unintuitive, but I discovered that "Followed users" in the interaction settings on posts actually means people who follow you, not people you follow. I set a post to "followed users" before & received replies from people who I don't follow, but who followed me to interact with that post
A screencap of the Post Interaction Settings on BlueSky.
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Loki @kaffetorst.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
@curiousquail.com
Godzilla is a Spectrum.
A line with arrows on either end.
On the left, a black and white still of Godzilla walking towards power lines. Below is the caption, "I am a serious metaphor for nuclear destruction and scientific hubris."
On the right, a color still of a very rubber suit looking Godzilla. Below is the caption, "Lol I go Brrrrr :P".
There is also a watermark on the right photo, which reads @mr_goji54
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Loki @kaffetorst.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Timeline did a thing I found amusing @codarobo.online @curiousquail.com
Screencap of two posts on my timeline. The one on top is from user Coda and says, "It's trash can.. not trash can't" emphasizing can and can't. with all caps. The one below is a post from Curious Quail that reads "same tbh" in all lowercase. Attached is an image of a bucket with a sign on it that reads, "Ice melt not a trash can" in all caps.
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Loki @kaffetorst.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
A long-haired dilute tortie cat lays on her back, stretching out her front legs towards the camera. Her face is adorable. She is the picture of cuteness.A close up on the face white cat with orange spots on the top of his head by his ears, staring off into the middle distance with his tongue slightly out of his mouth in a blep. Not a thought to be found in that head of his.
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Loki @kaffetorst.bsky.social · 17/03/2024
A photo of Colm Meaney as Miles O'Brien from Star Trek: Deep Space 9. He looks very serious, and the text at the bottom of the photo says, "I can explain everything Quark but first I need to locate the smell."
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Loki @kaffetorst.bsky.social · 23/11/2023
My favorite little guy
A pixel arr character of what looks to me like an opossum with a little snail shell bag and a silly hat.
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Loki @kaffetorst.bsky.social · 22/11/2023
What is the difference between the "(person)+" and the "+ Follow" buttons?
A screenshot of a Blue Sky profile showing only the follow buttons. On the left is one that has a rough depiction of a person with a plus sign on the right by the neck, the next is a white button with black text that reads "+ Follow" and the button on the right is a meatball menu button.
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