Kaeos Reads 🐉📚✨🧚🏼♀️ @kaeosreads.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I started Turncloak yesterday and this Duology just has me like #booksky 160
Kaeos Reads 🐉📚✨🧚🏼♀️ @kaeosreads.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The Thief and the Traitor Bride absolutely rocked my world. That’s all. 021
Kaeos Reads 🐉📚✨🧚🏼♀️ @kaeosreads.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Currently in my closet screaming because I sent an internal feedback survey to have data to show why I need to pivot a strategy (I was right btw). Downside is that I’m now sorting through hundreds of comments from people who have no idea how literally any business works. 130
Kaeos Reads 🐉📚✨🧚🏼♀️ @kaeosreads.bsky.social · 15/08/2026I came back to Bluesky from the Hellscape of Threads to say I’ve finished the Lion and the Deathless Dark bc the girlies here get it so much better. My daddy Seppy instincts were always correct and I’m so fucking unwell over this book. Carissa stays one upping herself. 😭 #booksky 1140
Kaeos Reads 🐉📚✨🧚🏼♀️ @kaeosreads.bsky.social · 05/06/2026I swear to god, you could put a gun to a boomer’s head at my local Costco and tell them to save themselves, all they have to do is have to have a SMIDGEN of spatial awareness. They still won’t see or hear you OR the gun, baby. 020
Kaeos Reads 🐉📚✨🧚🏼♀️ @kaeosreads.bsky.social · 28/05/2026I’m not emotionally ready for Hacks to be over tomorrow tbh 000
Kaeos Reads 🐉📚✨🧚🏼♀️ @kaeosreads.bsky.social · 26/05/2026I just found a flash drive full of papers I wrote in High School and I’m having heart palpitations reading them hahaha. 010
Kaeos Reads 🐉📚✨🧚🏼♀️ @kaeosreads.bsky.social · 13/05/2026I need someone to make a When the Moon Hatched x Noah Kahan Orbiter edit to put me in my grave today. 010
Kaeos Reads 🐉📚✨🧚🏼♀️ @kaeosreads.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Sometimes I randomly remember: sept = 7 octo = 8 nov = 9 dec = 10 and I get REALLY pissed off at the calendar. 160
Kaeos Reads 🐉📚✨🧚🏼♀️ @kaeosreads.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Anti-Christ vs the pope beef wasn’t on my bingo card for 2026, but in hindsight, it probably should have been. 020
Kaeos Reads 🐉📚✨🧚🏼♀️ @kaeosreads.bsky.social · 08/04/2026The Lies that Summon the Night by Tessonja Odette has been SUCH a surprising banger. I’m a lover of all Gothic Fantasy, but this one is especially captivating. It’s not Gothic in the Rachel Gillig way, it’s gothic in the Keri Lake way and she is 😮💨😮💨 #booksky 3100
Kaeos Reads 🐉📚✨🧚🏼♀️ @kaeosreads.bsky.social · 07/04/2026I travel a lot, and stay in a lot of Air BnB’s. All these fuckers have roku TV’s so I always remove any conservative propaganda Channels 🫡 020
Kaeos Reads 🐉📚✨🧚🏼♀️ @kaeosreads.bsky.social · 04/04/2026In college it was the shower beer. In my 30’s it’s the shower coffee so I can enjoy ten more mins of sleep 031
Reposted by Kaeos Reads 🐉📚✨🧚🏼♀️Leah Litman @leahlitman.bsky.social · 02/04/2026may this define her for the rest of her life. she was willing to stoop this low and still got fired. girl, bye. 1397375969114
Kaeos Reads 🐉📚✨🧚🏼♀️ @kaeosreads.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Trump’s entire cabinet has always been grossly incompetent, but kinda telling that he’s firing the women first, huh 100
Kaeos Reads 🐉📚✨🧚🏼♀️ @kaeosreads.bsky.social · 02/04/2026I hate the Rhysandification of Kingfisher. I will be gate keeping my bb Enzo because I cannot watch another peak book bf be turned into an AI fuck boy. 020
Kaeos Reads 🐉📚✨🧚🏼♀️ @kaeosreads.bsky.social · 01/04/2026I’ve been a Noah Kahan girly since Busyhead. A grippy sock baddie knows one when she sees one. 110
Kaeos Reads 🐉📚✨🧚🏼♀️ @kaeosreads.bsky.social · 01/04/2026I just publicly spelled my own name wrong. Kayu is the April Fool, apparently. 010
Kaeos Reads 🐉📚✨🧚🏼♀️ @kaeosreads.bsky.social · 01/04/2026The Poet Empress made me feel again. That shit hurted like reading The Poppy War trilogy for the first time. #booksky 1140
Reposted by Kaeos Reads 🐉📚✨🧚🏼♀️CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Turn up the volume, ffs 02547315
Kaeos Reads 🐉📚✨🧚🏼♀️ @kaeosreads.bsky.social · 01/04/2026It’s not a joke btw, I am back and more unhinged than ever. 030
Reposted by Kaeos Reads 🐉📚✨🧚🏼♀️paranormal 👻 papaya @akiapapaya.bsky.social · 01/04/2026if you try any of that april fools shit today, i will NOT be amused 🔪 2223
Kaeos Reads 🐉📚✨🧚🏼♀️ @kaeosreads.bsky.social · 01/04/2026when ur being mean to me, this is who you’re being mean to btw 030
Reposted by Kaeos Reads 🐉📚✨🧚🏼♀️paranormal 👻 papaya @akiapapaya.bsky.social · 01/04/2026#promosky ⊹₊⟡⋅ ✦ 𝚏𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚊𝚜𝚢 / 𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚘𝚛 / 𝚖𝚢𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛 ☽ 𝚘𝚍𝚍𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚎𝚜 + 𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚔𝚎𝚝 𝚌𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚘𝚛 ✦ 𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚏𝚊𝚗 𝚐𝚒𝚛𝚕 ~𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚕𝚘𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘𝚖𝚋🗡️ ~𝚜𝚑𝚊𝚍𝚘𝚠𝚑𝚞𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚌𝚑𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚌𝚕𝚎𝚜➰ ~𝚗𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚢 𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚠 🔍 ☽ 𝚜𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚌𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚢 + 𝚌𝚘𝚏𝚏𝚎𝚎 𝚏𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍 ✦ 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚘𝚏 𝚘𝚌𝚌𝚞𝚕𝚝 / 𝚏𝚘𝚕𝚔𝚕𝚘𝚛𝚎 ☽ 𝚊𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚞𝚛 𝚐𝚊𝚖𝚎𝚛 + 𝚙𝚞𝚣𝚣𝚕𝚎 𝚜𝚘𝚕𝚟𝚎𝚛 ⓘ 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘺𝘢𝘱𝘴 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘣𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘴 & 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘵 04614
Reposted by Kaeos Reads 🐉📚✨🧚🏼♀️𝔫𝔢𝔠𝔯𝔬𝔪𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔶🔮 @littledignity.bsky.social · 25/03/2026Cruel Prince was one of the series that got me back into reading and now we’re getting illustrated stories??!? I AM SCREAMING 😭💗💗 3294
Kaeos Reads 🐉📚✨🧚🏼♀️ @kaeosreads.bsky.social · 25/03/2026My sassy, chaotic Aries baby is a year old today. How is she no longer a fat little baby?!😩 Tell Otter Happy Birthday rn and wish her many healthy years of swimming and breaking peoples knees with sticks ahead. 🦦 #dogsky 181
Kaeos Reads 🐉📚✨🧚🏼♀️ @kaeosreads.bsky.social · 24/03/2026The Poet Empress has me feeling Poppy War levels of despair. I want to be clear that this is not a complaint. #booksky 041
Kaeos Reads 🐉📚✨🧚🏼♀️ @kaeosreads.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Today I’m a *jenna marbles voice* 32 year old laadyyyyyy 341
Kaeos Reads 🐉📚✨🧚🏼♀️ @kaeosreads.bsky.social · 07/03/2026I met Rachel Gillig and I feel like the people who meet the pope. 5210
Kaeos Reads 🐉📚✨🧚🏼♀️ @kaeosreads.bsky.social · 21/02/2026That raggedy Republican bitch who famously shit her pants is filming in the middle of this farmers market rn. She asked if I’d talk to her and I told her I’d quite literally rather put needles in my eyes. 010
Kaeos Reads 🐉📚✨🧚🏼♀️ @kaeosreads.bsky.social · 18/02/2026Otter update. She got spayed last week and looks like the hamburgler in her surgical suit. I need you guys to know that the doctor had to prescribe extra meds to try and keep her less active while she heals and I fear they made her stronger. 250
Kaeos Reads 🐉📚✨🧚🏼♀️ @kaeosreads.bsky.social · 17/02/2026I’m so tired of the internet over-theorizing every single piece of pop-culture and then being pissed when things don’t play out exactly like FartKnocker69’s insane crack theory. 120
Kaeos Reads 🐉📚✨🧚🏼♀️ @kaeosreads.bsky.social · 12/02/2026I have started speech therapy for the first time as an adult and I have to say, while I often feel stupid for not being able to verbalize my thoughts, i feel even more stupid for not seeking this help sooner 020
Kaeos Reads 🐉📚✨🧚🏼♀️ @kaeosreads.bsky.social · 03/02/2026Boomer raw dogging this flight with no headphones and some fuck ass laugh track sitcom on his phone. When is violence an acceptable answer 150
Kaeos Reads 🐉📚✨🧚🏼♀️ @kaeosreads.bsky.social · 02/02/2026I’ve been working my ass off on PR for one specific team (circus) at my company and Bobo the fucking clown decided to pop into my inbox today and chastise me about timeliness of news when I’ve been working with his boss on everything? I hate it when menmedia.tenor.coma man in a suit sitting next to a kermit the frog puppetALT: a man in a suit sitting next to a kermit the frog puppet 030
Reposted by Kaeos Reads 🐉📚✨🧚🏼♀️Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 30/01/20264 Black journalists have been kidnapped by the federal government 200150268198
Kaeos Reads 🐉📚✨🧚🏼♀️ @kaeosreads.bsky.social · 30/01/2026Hey so I’m devastated over Catherine O’Hara. 060
Kaeos Reads 🐉📚✨🧚🏼♀️ @kaeosreads.bsky.social · 26/01/2026Reminder that some people can’t speak out right now. Having a loved one actively in the immigration process has me between a rock and a hard place. They’re looking for any reason to prolong the process, and every time they do, I’m directly putting money into their pockets. 060
Reposted by Kaeos Reads 🐉📚✨🧚🏼♀️Jodi Jacobson @jljacobson.bsky.social · 24/01/2026To be clear about what happened: Alex Pretti was a Minnesota citizen and ICU nurse doing what thousands in MN are doing: observing and protesting against ICE. He had a handheld camera. He saw a woman pushed down by ICE. He went to help. Six or more ICE goons came after him. 14399130
Kaeos Reads 🐉📚✨🧚🏼♀️ @kaeosreads.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Otter has officially grown out of her baby harness and can fit into Maisie’s harness. I’m so emo about this. 😭 060
Kaeos Reads 🐉📚✨🧚🏼♀️ @kaeosreads.bsky.social · 24/01/2026*loud inhale* yeah, that smells like a muppet renaissance. We are so back bitches. 010
Kaeos Reads 🐉📚✨🧚🏼♀️ @kaeosreads.bsky.social · 16/01/2026I miss a lot of things about home sometimes (not the cold), but god damn I miss Olga’s. 000
Kaeos Reads 🐉📚✨🧚🏼♀️ @kaeosreads.bsky.social · 15/01/2026My husband keeps a spreadsheet of all my dream special edition books bc he’s weirdly good at finding deals. He found one of my unicorns at a reasonable price. I’m cryin 🥲 030
Kaeos Reads 🐉📚✨🧚🏼♀️ @kaeosreads.bsky.social · 14/01/2026Rachel Gillig is comin to Fort Meyers just a couple of weeks before my birthday and I’m SCREAMING. The universe is giving me a GIFT!!! 190
Kaeos Reads 🐉📚✨🧚🏼♀️ @kaeosreads.bsky.social · 13/01/2026Working from home with a sassy, adolescent golden retriever is like having a boss that micro-manages you. She’s always watching me over my shoulder, waiting for me to drop the ball, and always has something to say when I say no. #dogsky 190
Kaeos Reads 🐉📚✨🧚🏼♀️ @kaeosreads.bsky.social · 11/01/2026A limpkin has moved into my back yard. While no longer endangered, they are still protected, and I low key feel like he is rubbing it in. I now have beef with a god damned bird. My guy is just SCREAMING all night, every night. 010
