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Master Chef Kaeli 🪷

@kaelidascope.bsky.social
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◇ 29 ◇ Any Pronouns ◇ Author and Artist ◇ Here be monsters and adult sapphic content ◇ 🔞 NSFW sometimes 🌺 Do not reupload my art, thanks! Special tags: #beestfic #toxicbeesAU #infectedbeesAU linktr.ee/kaelidascope

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Master Chef Kaeli 🪷 @kaelidascope.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
After 9 years with roommates, I've just been approved for an apartment on my own, with my own income, on my own credit score, by myself! I'M GOOD ENOUGH AFTER ALL 🌸💥📢
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Babs @babbyteeth.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Another old oc redesign! Fox spirit girl, Thalanil~ I struggled so much with this design because I couldn't settle on her clothes, but I think I'm done now 😩 #oc #ocart #art #characterdesign
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Master Chef Kaeli 🪷 @kaelidascope.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Jumpscaring my fandom followers with my fursona (news update finally coming)
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Babs @babbyteeth.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
It's a Bab #oc #art #digitalart #persona
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Master Chef Kaeli 🪷 @kaelidascope.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Menace 🐲
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Maureen Langloss @maureenlangloss.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
If you're wondering whether you should promote your book or your latest publication now with all the chaos, the answer is yes. We need your words. We need to flood the channels with art and literature. So go for it, friends.
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Master Chef Kaeli 🪷 @kaelidascope.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Saw some complaints that I haven't updated my RWBY fics in a long time. Sorry mate, the more I see complaints, the more I'm not going to update anything. I've got bigger projects to tend to anyway 🎠news coming soon
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Master Chef Kaeli 🪷 @kaelidascope.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
IT'S HEEEREEEE (plus Spyro) Now THIS is a quality unicorn. They don't make unicorn stuffies like this anymore. This particular girl is from 1999 and was one of my favorite things to carry around, apart from this old grumpy looking cat I'm so happy to have one again 😭😭😭 thank you Ebay
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TrueRef by Abbey Esparza @trueref.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Since I just got an email from Patreon on the subject: In regards to the mandatory 30% Apple app store fee, TrueRef has decided to just absorb the cost. A lot of creators don't have that luxury, though. I highly recommend subscribing to creators through a web browser, NEVER the Apple app store.
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Master Chef Kaeli 🪷 @kaelidascope.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Healing is tracking down a very specific stuffed unicorn you had as a child over 25 years ago and ordering it off Ebay 🦄💖I am beyond excited to have it again
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🥖Kekeflipnote🥖 @kekeflipnote.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
My page on Bluesky is a safe space and you will always be welcome and safe here 🏳️‍⚧️ Please, be careful everyone 🙏
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Master Chef Kaeli 🪷 @kaelidascope.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
ITS FUCKING WORKINGGGGGGG MY TRANSFER GOT APPROVED IM GETTING THE FUCK OUT OF THIS STATE 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥
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Master Chef Kaeli 🪷 @kaelidascope.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Hi I'm not dead I'm just trying to do something gigantic IRL and December was a bit of a catalyst LOL lots of good changes coming, hopefully I can start posting updates soon 🙏
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Master Chef Kaeli 🪷 @kaelidascope.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Oh crap I gotta change my damn age on everything smh
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Master Chef Kaeli 🪷 @kaelidascope.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Happy 1 year to my favorite chapter of Midnight Menagerie 🎉🎂🪷❤️ #midnightbeesfic archiveofourown.org/works/492657...
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Master Chef Kaeli 🪷 @kaelidascope.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Are there any memes about turning 28 👁👄👁🎂🎉
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Master Chef Kaeli 🪷 @kaelidascope.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
#artvsartist2024 Nicer version below, I just have to be funny before I'm professional
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Master Chef Kaeli 🪷 @kaelidascope.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
5 years of progress QRP with yours! 2019 was a dry year of art for me sadly, didn't have much to choose from. But I'd say at least my background composition has improved tremendously. And I still like colorful ass palettes lol
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Master Chef Kaeli 🪷 @kaelidascope.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
There's a reason I've been so quiet. Hopefully if things work out I'll be able to bring good news to the table 🙏 good vibes appreciated!
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Neil Renic @ncrenic.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Two stages of writing: 1) This shouldn't take too long 2) Oh no
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Master Chef Kaeli 🪷 @kaelidascope.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Yeah that. Pretty much sums up everything 😂
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Master Chef Kaeli 🪷 @kaelidascope.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
The fact that I had this on loop for longer than I had any other song in my library shows how hard I worked on MM's latest chapter lol it surpassed Gunship's Unicorn album even 💀
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Jo Conklin Author @joconklin.com · 28/11/2024
Post from user sarahluannart 11/15/24:
For my fellow creatives who need this reminder:

Photo of a post-it note with words in black marker: 

Just make it EXIST first. You can make it GOOD later.
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Master Chef Kaeli 🪷 @kaelidascope.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Sorry to anyone who's waiting on me for a fic update, I've finally started putting together an original trilogy series 22 something odd chapters into the first book and 20,000 words of notes/plot reference I have no idea when I'll come back to fic at this rate
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Master Chef Kaeli 🪷 @kaelidascope.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Twitter is ass, I'm seeing accounts I blocked appear on my feed like I never blocked them in the first place. Muted accounts are still hidden from my feed but that feature is virtually useless now
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Master Chef Kaeli 🪷 @kaelidascope.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Sometimes I think about how every time I wake up in the middle of the night, I reach over and pet my cat because my dog used to sleep in that spot when he was alive. Took that for granted.
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Master Chef Kaeli 🪷 @kaelidascope.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Well I finished Arcane
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Master Chef Kaeli 🪷 @kaelidascope.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
So I binged acts 1 and 2 of arcane today
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Master Chef Kaeli 🪷 @kaelidascope.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
I finally complied images of all four team RWBY in the shinji chair meme but I don't remember who drew Ruby and the person who drew Blake doesn't allow reposts AND I AM SO UPSET BECAUSE I CAN'T SHARE IT WITH ANYBODY BUT I FINALLY FOUND ALL FOUR OF THEM IN THE CHAIR #RWBY
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emilkyyyy😋 @oceansatedogs.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Maybe later I can offer some tips because I see people make some very common socmed-related mistakes, and then they get frustrated at having little to no engagement #emilebarks
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Master Chef Kaeli 🪷 @kaelidascope.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Oh my god because I locked my twitter, all my images on my fics stopped working. Need to add that to my list of things to fix tomorrow ugh smh
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Master Chef Kaeli 🪷 @kaelidascope.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
listen I know this is basically summers everywhere else in the world but for us THIS IS CHILLY AS FUCK 🍂🍁☕🎃🦃 (it's only gonna last 2 days)
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Master Chef Kaeli 🪷 @kaelidascope.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Going to bed but this looks fun for the morning! 🪷
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Master Chef Kaeli 🪷 @kaelidascope.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Sorry fic readers, Kaeli is in original work hell #KaeliOriginals
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Master Chef Kaeli 🪷 @kaelidascope.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Why do you keep drawing Blake with giant cat ears My cat:
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Master Chef Kaeli 🪷 @kaelidascope.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Eating.... WITHOUT PAIN..... I CAN FINALLY FUCKING TASTE THINGS AGAIN
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Master Chef Kaeli 🪷 @kaelidascope.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
#arcanespoilers . . . . . . . . . Seeing the mongoose Caitlyn memes floating around but so far not a single person has actually used a picture of a mongoose. I've seen a meerkat, stoat, mink, and ferret LMAO GUYS THOSE ARE TOTALLY DIFFERENT ANIMALS
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Kosal | COMMISSIONS 3/5 @kosalus.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
romeo and juliet bumbleby prompt for @/rwbyg4gaction for anonymous! #RWBY
Blake Belladonna and Yang Xiao Long from RWBY in the balcony scene of Romeo and Juliet. Blake is Juliet, looking fondly at Yang with a small smile as she leans on a pillar with her arms crossed. She’s in a purple nightgown with a sheer dark purple shawl wrapped around her arms, hanging loosely. Yang grins at Blake, holding herself up on the balcony rails while resting her chin on the wrist of her bronze prosthetic arm. She’s in a white poets shirt with a brown vest.
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Master Chef Kaeli 🪷 @kaelidascope.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
I should write caitvi hate sex all in favor say aye
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Master Chef Kaeli 🪷 @kaelidascope.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Blake Belladonna the woman that you are 🪷 #RWBYfanart #RWBY #BlakeBelladonna
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Master Chef Kaeli 🪷 @kaelidascope.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Designing a shirt for the group of people I'm going to go see Wicked with was not something I ever saw myself doing but I know 16 year old me would be screaming with hyperfixated excitement
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Bluesky @bsky.app · 15/11/2024
A number of artists and creators have made their home on Bluesky, and we hear their concerns with other platforms training on their data. We do not use any of your content to train generative AI, and have no intention of doing so.
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Master Chef Kaeli 🪷 @kaelidascope.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Remember when I said I was reworking the backstory of like 50 wolf OCs Well here's some of them #OCsky #KaeliOriginals #WolfOC
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Master Chef Kaeli 🪷 @kaelidascope.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
#arcanespoilers . . . . . . . . . . Did nobody read the LoL wikis when the first Arcane season came out 💀😂 like they're not gonna kill off Vi, they're probably just going to give her amnesia like she always has had in her lore prior to Arcane. They wouldn't kill off a playable champion, relax
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Master Chef Kaeli 🪷 @kaelidascope.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
It's kind of insane realizing how much pain I was tolerating for years when the post-op is actually literally nothing compared to what it was before
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Master Chef Kaeli 🪷 @kaelidascope.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Kaeli's finally getting the health care she's been needing since March 🪷🪷🪷🪷🪷 i can finally EAT AGAIN (after recovery)
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Master Chef Kaeli 🪷 @kaelidascope.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Blake Belladonna the woman that you are 🪷 #RWBYfanart #RWBY #BlakeBelladonna
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Master Chef Kaeli 🪷 @kaelidascope.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
Previous jobs meme - Uhaul truck mechanic - Pizza delivery driver - Marriott property manager - Massage Therapist - Small-town cafe co-operator - Aetna Medicare data and call quality analyst - Worldbuilding contributor and game mechanic design for projects I signed an NDC for - Ice rink staff
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Master Chef Kaeli 🪷 @kaelidascope.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
I need someone to nerf my job for a couple of weeks so I can catch up on my projects Sincerely - an exhausted Kaeli looking at the next week's workload wondering how tf am I gonna squeeze in drawing/writing time around these 10 hr shifts
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