Reposted by @kaelas.bsky.social

The judge grinned as we were led into court wearing nothing but handcuffs, panties and high heels.
“I should give you 30 days for public drunkenness.”
We groaned.
“Or we have a 30 night work/release program.”
We brightened.
“30 nights as ‘Pink Collar Girls’ in our new casino!”
We groaned again!