Kaede Almassey @kaedealmassey.bsky.social · 08/07/2025get yourself a wifey who will actively try to kill you while you're at work because she wanted to be nice, but her nice gesture is the best gag in the world 😅 020
Reposted by Kaede Almassey🤍 ʀᴏᴛᴛᴇɴ || ᴠɢᴇɴ ᴄʟᴏꜱᴇᴅ❤️ @rottenvow.bsky.social · 01/07/2025ATTENTION ALL MEMBERS OF THE UNIVERSE! I'M DOING A GIVEAWAY FOR A HUION INSPIROY 2 M TABLET!!! RTs appreciated but not expected! BUT!!! If we get to 1k likes/500 RTs I will give away a Inspiroy 2 S to a second winner! Details in the comments below!~ #giveaway | #art | #huion | #notsponsored 345741
Kaede Almassey @kaedealmassey.bsky.social · 01/07/2025Why can't a bowl of strawberries and blueberries in yogurt be a bowl of carrots and celery in dumpling sauce? I see no difference 000
Kaede Almassey @kaedealmassey.bsky.social · 30/06/2025Random (dumb) thought of the day: if it has gel in the name, why can't we have a gel bagel? At least that why its gluten free 000
Kaede Almassey @kaedealmassey.bsky.social · 30/06/2025Well....I guess I'll just get it over with.... H-happy pancake Monday 🥞 020
Kaede Almassey @kaedealmassey.bsky.social · 21/06/2025So... I totally didn't forget that I had this account 😶🌫️ 000
Reposted by Kaede AlmasseyRen📖🏰 @rendakid.bsky.social · 16/03/2025Another day for the company!!! Lethal company with some awesome company today! Feel free to stop by and hang out~ #vsky #vtuber #envtuber #twitch www.twitch.tv/rendakid 073
Kaede Almassey @kaedealmassey.bsky.social · 30/11/2024You know...for me, it's quite early in the morning and when I'm having moments like this I tend to think about the past. Tonight was one of those bad memories from the past. Something that you don't really want to think of, but it's here. With little detail, i wanted to share it. *thread 🧵* 140
Kaede Almassey @kaedealmassey.bsky.social · 03/11/2024Random thought of the day: how come no one invented a backpack with a arm that sticks out of it that's actually a personal heat lamp, it's freaking cold 020
Kaede Almassey @kaedealmassey.bsky.social · 31/10/2024Random thought of the day: Snakes would be less threatening if they were made of gingerbread or any other kind of cookie 010
Kaede Almassey @kaedealmassey.bsky.social · 30/10/2024Random thought of the day (or last couple of days): people just care too much about the tiniest of things, especially when they don't care enough to interact with those things Just a little tad for thought 020
Kaede Almassey @kaedealmassey.bsky.social · 25/10/2024Random thought of the day: I'm still amazed at how many people got excited over the little hippo this year. And sorry, little guy I forgot your name 😅 020
Kaede Almassey @kaedealmassey.bsky.social · 24/10/2024Random thought of the day: You know the typical snowflake drawing is just a hexagon with spikes 030
Reposted by Kaede AlmasseyBella 🔞 @bellashork.bsky.social · 23/10/2024My dad said he'd buy me a cake when I get to 200 followers on twitch and I really want cake. Help me out? www.twitch.tv/thebelladonn...twitch.tvTwitchTwitch is the world 073
Kaede Almassey @kaedealmassey.bsky.social · 23/10/2024Random thought of the day: Why can't pretzel stands be a regular thing? Like, sure, we get ones in malls or the food stands who may sell the one plain salted one but we should have carts with more variety 000
Kaede Almassey @kaedealmassey.bsky.social · 22/10/2024Random thought of the day: since when were clowns considered scary? currently, I'm rewatching AHS and just looking at Twisty I can't help but think he looks more cool than scary...granted, you won't ever see me giving him a hug 120