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кадмій @kadmii.at · 26/08/2026
I clearly need to get out more
Map of the United States, captioned "United States: where I've been"

Lived there: New York
Stayed a while: Massachusetts, New Jersey, Alaska
Visited: Maine, New Hampshire, Vermont, Rhode Island, Connecticut, Pennsylvania, Delaware, Maryland, West Virginia, Virginia, North Carolina, South Carolina, Florida, Illinois, Washington, Oregon, California, Hawaii
Passed through: Michigan, Indiana
Never been: the rest of them
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кадмій @kadmii.at · 23/08/2026
*me minding my own business, mowing the lawn* yellowjackets nesting in a gap where lawn meets a retaining wall:
Michael Jordan, sitting in a chair, his hands gesturing, captioned: "...and I took that personally".
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кадмій @kadmii.at · 13/08/2026
appropriate ad, no notes
YouTube ad still, looking through the bathroom door directly at a smart toilet powered by Claude. For some reason, this exists.
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кадмій @kadmii.at · 29/07/2026
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кадмій @kadmii.at · 27/07/2026
"I love democracy" meme with Chancellor Palpatine from the Star Wars prequels, edited to say "I love Wikipedia"
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кадмій @kadmii.at · 30/06/2026
written like a true Albanian #TheOnion #AlbanyNY
Albany, NY
The razzle-dazzle of Syracuse combined with the natural beauty of Poughkeepsie
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кадмій @kadmii.at · 18/06/2026
real patriots are in control #TheOnion #InfoWars
newly-arrived black tote bag with TheOnion's rainbow InfoWars logo printed on it
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кадмій @kadmii.at · 23/05/2026
to be fair, liking something of dubious quality is a core pillar of the Trek experience
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кадмій @kadmii.at · 23/05/2026
fake TNG episode title card: "Ferengi Nonsense"
USS Enterprise is following an asteroidfake DS9 episode title card: "Ferengi Nonsense"
Station core is in view from below
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кадмій @kadmii.at · 20/05/2026
first print Onion received, worth every penny
full-page fake advertisement, Walmart logo on blue background. Reads: "We commit wage theft and pass the savings onto you."
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кадмій @kadmii.at · 05/05/2026
does anyone know if either Hayden Christensen or Ewan McGregor have seen Backstroke of the West? having them do a commentary track for charity funding would bring in a lot of money
still from Backstroke of the West

Allah Gold smiles and says: "Two fix together"
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кадмій @kadmii.at · 03/05/2026
oh good, I'm getting Trump vagueposting in my fortune cookies now
fortune cookie message: "On this Friday, let go of the past and embrace the future."
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кадмій @kadmii.at · 25/03/2026
Atlantic ground correspondent:
Starship Troopers news media correspondent, shocked at the sight of the enemy about to destroy him
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кадмій @kadmii.at · 14/01/2026
every now and then I think about this joke I made in a chat group back in January 2022
a screenshot of a list of years as if they are film titles in a long-running film series, e.g. Halloween or Friday the 13th, which endures a reboot in the middle of it:

2020 (2020)
2020 II (2021)
2020 III: Season of the Omicron (2022)
2020 IV: The Return of Donald Trump (2023)
2020 V: The Revenge of Donald Trump (2024)
2020 VI: The Curse of Donald Trump (2025)
2020: 20 Years Later (2026)
2020: Resurrection (2027)
2020 (2028)
2020 Kills (2029)
2020 Ends (2030)
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кадмій @kadmii.at · 10/12/2025
me when we're about to change a poopy diaper
Gladiator clip: "at my signal, unleash hell!"
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кадмій @kadmii.at · 09/12/2025
The Onion headline: "Guy Who Sucks At Being A Person Sees Huge Potential In AI" with stock image of a guy.
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кадмій @kadmii.at · 08/12/2025
love the completely unnecessary gag of the scientist wincing and cradling his arm in its sling
still from RoboCop 2, during a montage of failed attempts to replicate RoboCop. Scientist winces and cradles his shot arm after watching film footage of him being shot by a failed RoboCop replacement.
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кадмій @kadmii.at · 05/11/2025
American Progressives after last night:
still from Oppenheimer (2024), captioned "I'm a New Deal Democrat"
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кадмій @kadmii.at · 05/11/2025
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кадмій @kadmii.at · 04/11/2025
politicians ought to write panegyrics for mass murderers who *weren't* in political office, for consistency "I am saddened to learn of the passing of the Son of Sam. David Berkowitz was a devoted follower of the demon who spoke to him through his neighbor's dog, Sam."
screenshot of @KamalaHarris tweet:

"I am saddened to learn of the passing of former Vice President Dick Cheney.

Vice President Cheney was a devoted public servant, from the halls of Congress to many positions of leadership in multiple presidential administrations. His passing marks the loss of a figure who, with a strong sense of dedication, gave so much of his life to the country he loved.

Doug and I are keeping Lynne, their daughters Liz and Mary, and the entire Cheney family in our thoughts during this difficult time."
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кадмій @kadmii.at · 31/10/2025
RETVRN
diagrams of intellectual figures in the Troyskyist/anti-Stalinist Left, who by and large became the Neoconservative Movement

William Kristol is on the diagram, as the child of Irving Kristol and Gertrude Himmelfarb of the Young People's Socialist League
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кадмій @kadmii.at · 29/10/2025
seeing this message making the rounds on fb. I love the galaxy-brained logic of "voting for good things is dangerous, you should instead vote for bad things" probly think Reagan was good. The 80s weren't an era of prosperity, but of the oufoboros eating its own tail and thinking it was a good meal
screenshot of post from Facebook:

"Copied from a friend:

Feeling quite anxious for the people of NY...where I grew up.  This is truly scary for NY.

Doris

TO THE EVIL SANTA OF NEW YORK CITY:
A WARNING FROM FLORIDA 

I’m writing this from Florida — a state transformed under Governor Ron DeSantis from a purple toss-up to a deep, unapologetically patriotic red.

We’ve lived through a real transformation — one that proved what happens when a state chooses freedom over fear, work over welfare, and leadership over lunacy.

And that’s exactly why this message isn’t for Floridians.

It’s for New Yorkers — and every other city teetering between liberty and lunacy.

Because what’s happening in New York right now should make every American nervous.

The Empire State — once the shining crown jewel of American business — is sleepwalking toward socialism with a smile.

This isn’t politics anymore.
It’s a warning."

and so on for several pages
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кадмій @kadmii.at · 21/10/2025
screenshot of tweet: "Matter is binary. It's either Helium or Hydrogen. Everything else is just a disorder of development, not a third type of atom."
with pie chart showing "Types of atom in the universe": 74% Hydrogen, 25% Helium, 1% Other.
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кадмій @kadmii.at · 30/09/2025
www.hud.gov the Republicans are masters at making people forget who is in charge of the government
Bike Stick meme.
Panel 1: bicyclist labelled "Republicans"
Panel 2: stick labelled "Control of both chambers"
Panel 3: quote verbatim from hud.gov: "The Radical Left are going to shut down the government and inflict massive pain on the American people unless they get their $1.5 trillion wish list of demands. The Trump administration wants to keep the government open for the American people."
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кадмій @kadmii.at · 19/09/2025
"A cringe man will always think he's based, but a based man is truthful to his cringe self."

jokingly attributed to Lao Tzu, with a portrait of him beside the quote.
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кадмій @kadmii.at · 15/09/2025
"It's actually far worse than you think" clipped from a messageboard, captioning a photo of JFK
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кадмій @kadmii.at · 15/09/2025
"If only you knew how bad things really are" clipped from a message board, captioning a picture of JFK
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кадмій @kadmii.at · 07/09/2025
still from "Apollo One", episode of the 1998 HBO series From the Earth to the Moon. Apollo 1 astronaut unsuccessfully opening the spacecraft hatch while a fire billows behind him.
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кадмій @kadmii.at · 27/08/2025
much more expansive tests like these are much more fun to compare and better articulate how different people can agree and disagree on a wide scope of the human experience, or even agree but respond differently to an issue
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кадмій @kadmii.at · 27/08/2025
Enlightened Animal (Wombat) Acrobat Background Summoner with Beast Eidolon (Wombat) Captain Dedication (Scout Follower (Enlightened Animal (Wombat) Ancestry) Additional Follower Feat (Poppet) #Pathfinder #PF2e
Work It Out Wombats on PBS Kids
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кадмій @kadmii.at · 22/07/2025
still from Star Trek The Next Generation episode "Deja Q". Q appears suddenly on the bridge of the Enterprised, floating nude in the air.
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кадмій @kadmii.at · 29/05/2025
It's 578 BC and Servius Tullius has refounded Rome It's 390 BC and Marcus Furius Camillus has refounded Rome It's 101 BC and Gaius Marius has refounded Rome It's 27 BC and Caesar Augustus has refounded Rome It's 270 AD and Aurelian has refounded Rome It's 800 AD and Charlemagne has refounded Rome …
blank "Doctor Manhattan it is 1985 Template".
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кадмій @kadmii.at · 25/05/2025
Antedeans from the Star Trek TNG episode "Manhunt".
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кадмій @kadmii.at · 07/05/2025
excerpt from The Onion political cartoon, of a scruffy man looking through a window, labelled SICKOS, muttering to himself "YES... HA HA HA... YES!"
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кадмій @kadmii.at · 25/04/2025
Titan, as imaged by JWST.
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кадмій @kadmii.at · 23/04/2025
screenshot of lock screen. Background image is a black & white photo of Earthrise taken by LMP William Anders aboard Apollo 8 while in lunar orbit on 24 December 1968. Possibly cropped from AS08-13-2329.
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кадмій @kadmii.at · 20/04/2025
!المسيح قام! حقا قام
The Resurrection. Icon depicting Christ entering Hades to free humanity from the shackles of Death. At the center, Christ is lifting up Adam and Eve from their grave, who are reaching out to him.
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кадмій @kadmii.at · 19/04/2025
like one of those rugged phones for industrial sites and mountaineering?
CAT S22 Rugged Flip Phone (16GB) 2.8" Touchscreen Smart Cell Phone Android 11, IP68 Water Resistant, T-Mobile 4G LTE Rugged Phone Single Nano Slot,Compatible with T-Mobile(New)
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кадмій @kadmii.at · 18/04/2025
he's just returning to his roots
Cropped from larger image showing the intellectual emergence of the Neoconservative Movement out of the Trotskyist/Anti-Stalinist Left.

William (Bill) Kristol shown as the son of Irving Kristol, former member of the Young People's Socialist League
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кадмій @kadmii.at · 18/04/2025
"Their god is a corpse nailed to a tree."

Screenshot from the film The Northman (2022).
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кадмій @kadmii.at · 16/04/2025
*doing akanye with Ukrainians*
"we don't do that here" meme, showing King of Wakanda giving the eponymous line of dialog
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кадмій @kadmii.at · 28/03/2025
Spy vs Spy for NES
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кадмій @kadmii.at · 05/03/2025
"if you could cast one spell, which one would it be?"
500 Toads (2 Actions), Spell Rank 1.
Traits: Rare, Concentrate, Manipulate
Traditions: Arcane, Primal
Range: 30ft
Area: 15ft burst
Duration: 1 round

Description:
You conjure hundreds of magical toads to fill the area and hop around. The vast quantity of hopping toads provides enough weight and height for the creatures to trigger any potential trap in the area that could be triggered by the weight, movement, or position of a Medium creature. The area is difficult terrain, and the magic reconstructs any toads destroyed by traps to keep the area full of toads for the duration of the spell.
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кадмій @kadmii.at · 03/02/2025
Canadians right now:
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кадмій @kadmii.at · 28/01/2025
it continues to amaze me that we've invented a calculator that cannot add
screenshot of a Google query "s23 age". 

AI Overview text reads: "The Samsung Galaxy S23 was released on February 17, 2023, making it three years old. It is part of the S23 series, which also includes the Galaxy S23+ and the Galaxy S23 Ultra."

the words "three years old" are highlighted, implying that this is the answer.
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кадмій @kadmii.at · 26/01/2025
oh my mistake my mistake, this must be the video you want
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кадмій @kadmii.at · 26/01/2025
oh you mean this one? wait... he DOES know how to do that without looking like a Nazi!? go back to Xitter you dunce
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кадмій @kadmii.at · 25/01/2025
I wonder why Elon would be so worried about being judged for the sins of his ancestors... let's see what his mom's dad had to say... oh
Haldeman gave a speech defending a decision by the Social Credit party's newspaper to publish the Protocols of the Elders of Zion, an antisemitic fabrication claiming an International Jewish conspiracy to rule the world. In his speech,he said “that the plan as outlined in these protocols has been rapidly unfolding in the period of observation of this generation.” He would later claim apartheid South Africa was leading “White Christian Civilization” against the “International Conspiracy” of Jewish bankers and the “hordes of Coloured people” he claimed they controlled.
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кадмій @kadmii.at · 25/01/2025
I mean, considering his mom's dad...
Haldeman gave a speech defending a decision by the Social Credit party's newspaper to publish the Protocols of the Elders of Zion, an antisemitic fabrication claiming an International Jewish conspiracy to rule the world. In his speech,he said “that the plan as outlined in these protocols has been rapidly unfolding in the period of observation of this generation.” He would later claim apartheid South Africa was leading “White Christian Civilization” against the “International Conspiracy” of Jewish bankers and the “hordes of Coloured people” he claimed they controlled.
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кадмій @kadmii.at · 25/01/2025
anti-Biden merch looking mighty desirable right now
ball cap with the following words embroidered on it: "I COULD SHIT A BETTER PRESIDENT"
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