Kadin @kadinisexisting.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Using the infinity gauntlet to make it so Paul Thomas Anderson directs the first Resident Evil and Paul W.S. Anderson directs an adaptation of Upton Sinclair's Oil! 000
Kadin @kadinisexisting.bsky.social · 23/09/2026This tastes like what I imagine my dog's treats taste like 010
Kadin @kadinisexisting.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The Sheetz I'm in is playing "Surfing on a Rocket" by Air... nice 010
Kadin @kadinisexisting.bsky.social · 20/09/2026It's 5 o'clock somewhere! I'm not drinking, I just wanted to remind you about timezones 010
Kadin @kadinisexisting.bsky.social · 19/09/2026My brand new movie needs to be seen on the smallest screen possible. It's absolute tripe and needs the help of being barely visible. 000
Kadin @kadinisexisting.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I might need to see a doctor. I've heard of people having "5 o'clock shadows" but I have a shadow, like, 24 hours a day 000
Kadin @kadinisexisting.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I tell ya, I was no good at sports as a kid. I dropped a fly ball once during a baseball game, my father told me "You're gonna catch a beat-down for that!" Damndest thing, I dropped that too. 021
Kadin @kadinisexisting.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Got tickets to IMAX and A1 wasn't taken 😎 Boutta have the best seat in the house 230
Kadin @kadinisexisting.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Adult television is superior to children's in most ways, but it does not offer the benefit of teaching eye-hand coordination, so it's difficult to say which is better 020
Kadin @kadinisexisting.bsky.social · 09/09/2026W-w-w-w-WHAAA? B-but it's called a *single*! How can there be more than one song?! This Spotify AI is blowing my freaking MIND! 021
Kadin @kadinisexisting.bsky.social · 06/09/2026You may wonder: when the magic people in Harry Potter disapparate the piss and shit from their pants, where does it go? I'm sad to say that all of it appears underneath J.K. Rowling's floorboards. The fumes have wafted up and given her severe and permanent brain damage. 000
Kadin @kadinisexisting.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Dude next to me in the theatre just said "Will Odysseus return in Avengers: Doomsday?" and I just stared straight forward for a few seconds 010
Kadin @kadinisexisting.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Saw an ad for the new Evil Dead saying "it's the best Evil Dead since the original"... are we really trying to imply *The Evil Dead* is better than *Evil Dead 2*? 010
Kadin @kadinisexisting.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Making a new playlist for the most primo songs in my library. Considered calling it "Oops! Nothing but BANGERS" but I thought that implied they'd all be high-energy. My next idea is "music that will make me crash my car" which I think will be fun to show to the people that I'll be driving soon 100
Kadin @kadinisexisting.bsky.social · 20/06/2026I'm meant to be showering right now, but I don't think I'm physically capable of skipping this song so I have to wait. 000
Kadin @kadinisexisting.bsky.social · 10/06/2026I don't think you should release the first or last songs off your album as a pre-release single. If you're listening to an album for the first time, the first and final songs on the album should both be new experiences. 020
Kadin @kadinisexisting.bsky.social · 15/05/2026I need Apple to understand that I never once want to say this. 010
Kadin @kadinisexisting.bsky.social · 25/04/2026At a restaurant and the radio said "We're just a bunch of REAL humans sitting around drinking coffee listening to REAL country music" and I'm like "You're not convincing me with that" 010
Kadin @kadinisexisting.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Post your favorite film from the year you turned 18.media.tenor.coma man with a beard is standing in front of a helicopter and mountainsALT: a man with a beard is standing in front of a helicopter and mountains 010
Kadin @kadinisexisting.bsky.social · 11/04/2026I read an English transcript of Mussolini's speech to Parliament following the assassination of opposition leader Giacomo Matteotti. The whole thing is worth reading, but I found these excerpts stood out to me: bibliotecafascista.blogspot.com/2012/03/spee... 000
Kadin @kadinisexisting.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Not that I'm actively trying for it, but it's going to be difficult to overtake 2022 in terms of amount of music listened to, especially considering that I can't really listen to music at work anymore. 41 songs a day is just not really gonna happen right now 000
Kadin @kadinisexisting.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Hate it when French people tell me to "say lovey". I'll say what I want, thank you. 010
Kadin @kadinisexisting.bsky.social · 03/04/2026I was looking at a few scattered Bible verses for really no reason and found this little section. It's actually really funny how Jesus basically went "Are you stupid? What did I literally just say?" 030
Kadin @kadinisexisting.bsky.social · 30/03/2026I am: 24-year-old "adult" Seeking: anyone who will handle spiders, insects, and other arthropods for me 000
Kadin @kadinisexisting.bsky.social · 22/03/2026It's hard to put a number to the times I have said or thought the phrase "fucking mountain" since my parents moved us to a mountain. 020
Kadin @kadinisexisting.bsky.social · 22/03/2026It's a wonder I manage to sell anything at work because by the end of the day my hair makes me look like a feral child 010
Kadin @kadinisexisting.bsky.social · 21/03/2026About 4 weeks until the new Tomodachi Life comes out. I'm getting very impatient about it, I'm honestly looking forward to this more than just about anything else 😣media.tenor.coma game called tomodachi life is being playedALT: a game called tomodachi life is being played 000
Kadin @kadinisexisting.bsky.social · 12/03/2026True shuffle graced me with three '90s all-timers in a row 010
Kadin @kadinisexisting.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Hot Topic! (sang to the tune of the Hot Pockets jingle) 010
Kadin @kadinisexisting.bsky.social · 10/03/2026I'm exercising my first amendment right to be mad about this 110
Kadin @kadinisexisting.bsky.social · 10/03/2026It was a smart move to obfuscate by making "Facts don't care about your feelings" one of the main slogans of conservatives, because right-wing ideology seems wholly defined by what intuitively *feels* right to a person, without regard for verifiable truth. 011
Kadin @kadinisexisting.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Rereading the book now, these are the first paragraphs. Exchange a few words and it could be written about what's going on right now. 100
Kadin @kadinisexisting.bsky.social · 06/03/2026I'm writing a script for when I'm in the sales/customer service role at work, and I'm discovering I start a lot of sentences with the word "alright" when I'm in customer service mode 020
Kadin @kadinisexisting.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Fun fact: Ford is actually not an automotive company, but an elaborate conspiracy to torture anyone and everyone that dares to attempt an oil change on their godforsaken vehicles 010
Kadin @kadinisexisting.bsky.social · 06/03/2026I think internet users in general need to be much more open to being wrong. Everyone speaks with such blinding confidence and I think it's detrimental 131
Kadin @kadinisexisting.bsky.social · 04/03/2026Y'know, the Iran war may be needlessly killing hundreds in the Middle East, but at least gas is more expensive now 020
Kadin @kadinisexisting.bsky.social · 04/03/20261. Let It Be 2. I Saw Her Standing There 3. Yesterday 4. In My Life 5. Yellow Submarine 6. With A Little Help From My Friends 7. Come Together :O I never knew this! 010
Kadin @kadinisexisting.bsky.social · 02/03/2026I hope Darius Khondji gets an Oscar someday, I think he's overdue 000
Kadin @kadinisexisting.bsky.social · 01/03/2026I like the song, but I've always been annoyed by these lines. Why would you dip your feet in water you're going to drink? That's disgusting 000
