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funkle d @kaczynski.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

that’s why my only simic deck is sneaky snake themed

MTG card.

Kaseto, Orochi Archmage
{1}{G}{U}
Legendary Creature — Snake Wizard
{G}{U}: Target creature can’t be blocked this turn. If that creature is a Snake, it gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
“Our revered ancestor Seshiro gave us wisdom greater than poison and fangs.”
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Illustrated by Aaron Miller

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funkle d @kaczynski.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

flub! flub! flub! (i got one too from a very nice fan who made a whole bag herself by hand)

rainbow friendship bracelet that says “FLUBHEAD”

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funkle d @kaczynski.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

narrowly safe, don’t notice Vileplume’s gradient at first, phwew…

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funkle d @kaczynski.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

really hard to choose just one, but i think i gotta go with Kefka Palazzo. just an uber villain, awesome design, excellent game.

Recent Yoshitaka Amano art of Final Fantasy 6’s Kefka Palazzo from the Final Fantasy x Magic: the Gathering crossover set.

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funkle d @kaczynski.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

no the email pictured in this text exchange. entirely possible it is a paraphrase, but seems like an odd choice to do so when you could just use the actual alt-text as written imo. not suggesting a conspiracy, just that it seems sloppy

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funkle d @kaczynski.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

no problem!! here’s the other 3 cards for reference:

Glen Elendra Archmage MTG Card, SLD 2171

Roon of the Hidden Realm MTG Card, SLD 2173

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funkle d @kaczynski.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

or, Disney’s Spectrobes on the DS is also a real fun one, even got a sequel. Cool monster catcher/fighter game that is one of the best utilizations of the DS features (mic, touch screen, dual screen, local wi-fi)

box art for Spectrobes on the DS: main character is red haired guy in space suit with sword arm, flanked by two mythical creatures (Spectrobes)

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funkle d @kaczynski.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

Evolution Worlds for the GameCube was a fun and cool jrpg with interesting characters and story (technically the English port of two separate Japanese dreamcast games but im gonna count it)

the box art for “Evolution Worlds”. only on the Nintendo GameCube is written in the corner. Art shows the main character “Mag Launcher” an anime-style boy with red spiky hair and a yellow jumpsuit. He had a robot arm on his back, called a cyframe.

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funkle d @kaczynski.bsky.social · 21/05/2025

“what do you call three democratic members of congress who were sworn in this January dying in the first four-plus months of the session?” “a start!”

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funkle d @kaczynski.bsky.social · 10/05/2025

the new Kefka card for Final Fantasy x MTG looks so fucking awesome, im obsessed. can’t wait to see the flip side 👀 #mtg

Promo Art poster for the MTG card “Kefka, Court Mage” - to be released in the upcoming Final Fantasy set in June. Poster shows the card name and art, but nothing else. Art depicts Kefka Palazzo from Final Fantasy 6, looking dope as fuck

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funkle d @kaczynski.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

lmfao okay sometimes Reddit is hilarious, this guy is 100% serious. everyone keeps suggesting “the room is way too small” and he rejects it every time

screenshot of a Reddit post from r/audiophile titled “what am i doing wrong?”. picture attached to the post is of the most single guy you’ve ever seen laying on his bed, waist down, and in the background you see a mid-size flatscreen with game consoles, receivers, cable box, etc. - on either side of the wall mounted tv are two of the most comically large speaker towers you’ve ever seen, with like 30 speaker ports on each. genuinely floor to ceiling type stuff.

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funkle d @kaczynski.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

forgot to post these screenshots at the end of last year lol - multiplayer hours definitely off for some reason, maybe cross platform play. don’t recall the exact number for elden ring but it was probably 400+hrs

PS5 2024 wrap up - 1730hrs played, 674 play sessions, 30 games played

Same stats as previous image, but with addition of 5hrs multiplayer and 394 total trophies. Shows my top game was Elden Ring

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funkle d @kaczynski.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

hanging out with my family be like

classic oil painting, Aeger by Briton Riviere. A silly jester teasing and tormenting dogs on a wall

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funkle d @kaczynski.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

im thinking of visiting some of the famous monuments in Dublin next year, does anyone have any suggestions? also, how do you remove pictures from a post?

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funkle d @kaczynski.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

talk about some luck, already done with the new venusaur event in Pokémon TCG pocket, only ran into one triplicate before finishing the set! #ptcgp

Screenshot of the bottom of the my cards section in Pokémon TCG pocket. It shows i have at least two of each of the 5 new event cards, with jigglypuff having a third copy.

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funkle d @kaczynski.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

“a second 17 year old has hit the AG nomination”

classic meme image of bush being informed of 9/11

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funkle d @kaczynski.bsky.social · 16/10/2024

like please be serious with me right now. what are we doing here?!

quote from the aforementioned article: “it’s one thing to go after someone’s potential capacity to do the job and it’s quite another if it looks like straight-up ageism.”

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funkle d @kaczynski.bsky.social · 08/10/2024

tonight: [REC] (2007) - another classic, love the old /x/ creepypasta origin too. couple fun shots 7/10

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funkle d @kaczynski.bsky.social · 06/10/2024

accidentally found myself playing Where’s Waldo with this human jumpscare lol

cropped zoom of the grotesque elon jumping pic

zoom in slightly further, centering one sole person smiling and clapping amongst the crowd

closest zoom yet, it appears to be a jubilant JD Vance

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funkle d @kaczynski.bsky.social · 05/10/2024

i forgot to make a post for Oct 1st - but the movie that kicked it off was TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE (1974) - such a fucking classic. loved getting to show it to my fiancée for the first time. 9/10

Movie poster for “The Texas Chainsaw Massacre”. Leatherface wielding a chainsaw and black text “Who will survive and what will be left of them?” make up most of the poster. Title is in red text.

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funkle d @kaczynski.bsky.social · 05/10/2024

whoops - yesterday’s movie was DRAG ME TO HELL (2009) - this was an extremely campy movie, if i interpret it any other way, it goes from fun to dogshit lol. 6/10

Drag Me To Hell (2009) theatrical movie poster. Blond actress screaming as she is dragged by hands into the fires of Hell

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funkle d @kaczynski.bsky.social · 22/09/2024

I’ve never called a piece of art “bad” before, but i think this is the absolute worst piece of dogshit ive ever seen

an artistic abomination- a wildly detailed and complex, humongous wall covering canvas, depicting some malformed elon musk and a grimes-insipired technosiren, surrounded by creepy depictions of his children as angels

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funkle d @kaczynski.bsky.social · 17/09/2024

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #479,813! I snuck in to the first half milly, I’ll take it!

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funkle d @kaczynski.bsky.social · 23/08/2024

i am a tea buffoon, but this was given to me and is pretty tasty?

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funkle d @kaczynski.bsky.social · 23/08/2024

saw this on the PlayStation share screen and laughed way too hard at it for some reason

video titled “Midir every day for the rest of my life 525”

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funkle d @kaczynski.bsky.social · 17/08/2024

at a glance i thought that was a transgender symbol on her belt/necklace - thought fortnite did something inclusive and cool for a second lol

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funkle d @kaczynski.bsky.social · 16/08/2024

sidenote: went to search twitter to see how a wider audience was reacting to this, and these are the suggested searches i was provided 🙃 (if i type in “n”, it does not suggest New York btw..)

twitter search bar, “gangs of” typed in, the auto-suggested results are “gangs of youths”, “gangs of islamists” and “gangs of Muslims roam”

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funkle d @kaczynski.bsky.social · 03/06/2024

lmfao this is one of the best ones I’ve gotten yet

an unsolicited political text; opens with a picture of a weirdly posing DJT junior. followed by the text: "I will never forget the day they convicted my dad.

Not because he's a criminal...

Not because he did anything wrong...

But because of our last name and he's running for President against Joe Biden.

My father's tough - I know he'll get through this. I'm much more worried for our country..."

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funkle d @kaczynski.bsky.social · 23/02/2024

show me a game that came out when you were 12: I was so obsessed with Melee, when this came out I felt like I’d ascended to a higher plane of gaming. (honorable mentions- Castlevania: Order of Ecclesia and Castlevania: Judgment)

Box art for Super Smash Bros Brawl for the Nintendo Wii.

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funkle d @kaczynski.bsky.social · 15/01/2024

this promoted ad post on twitter made me laugh. activating the “watch my back” button and calling Ultra 911 because my doordash driver rang the doorbell

screenshot of some weird “security” scam app marketed to paranoid boomers and true crime girlies. includes funny things like “ultra 911”, and buttons for activating missing pet or persons searches

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funkle d @kaczynski.bsky.social · 29/11/2023

go ahead and judge my bad taste in music lol. rough on accuracy cuz i split my music listening between a few apps - very funny you can tell i had a mental break early in the year prior to getting on meds lmfao

Spotify Wrapped 2023: Top Artists 1) Ghost 2) Bleachers 3) Silversun Pickups 4) Hanson 5) Ween

Spotify Wrapped 2023 Top songs: 1) I Wanna Get Better 2) MmmBop 3) Murder On My Mind 4) Lola Montez 5) Loser

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funkle d @kaczynski.bsky.social · 27/11/2023

i was just trying to order some cheapo earbuds to use when my overears or wireless won’t do, and this is the packaging for them??? I’d genuinely thought I’d opened someone else’s mail by mistake lmao

small black box with some small Chinese text alongside what appears to be a loli and a panda. the box is located on a fireplace mantle, which is unfortunately dirty, covered in marijuana debris. a wood-carved and an abalone mask, as well as a grinder are in the background on the mantle.

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funkle d @kaczynski.bsky.social · 24/10/2023

from earlier this summer lol

picture of an old wooden bridge, scrawled into the side with black marker are the words “I can’t move it move it anymore”

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funkle d @kaczynski.bsky.social · 05/08/2023

some flowers i saw recently

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