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Kaburi, the Anomaly

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Smol scientist in a big world You'll never do a whole lot unless you're brave enough to try. -Dolly Parton

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Kaburi, the Anomaly @kaburi.bsky.social · 13h
Damn, Katie Zacharia didn't even make it half a Scaramucci.
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Kaburi, the Anomaly @kaburi.bsky.social · 15h
why are all the lorehold students fuckin ripped
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Kaburi, the Anomaly @kaburi.bsky.social · 16h
In hindsight, four Nespresso pods before noon might have been a bit excessive.
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Rob MacWolf, Werewolf Hitchhiker @robmacwolf.thevoice.dog · 15/10/2026
"Generational National Trauma" is the only status quo my generation has ever known.
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Kaburi, the Anomaly @kaburi.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Thursday is my Early Morning day, where I have a standing 8 AM call with one of our CRO partners, and I cannot stress enough how non-functional my brain is for the rest of the day.
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Kaburi, the Anomaly @kaburi.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
The fun* part of starting a lab from scratch is constantly realizing you have to order basic things. Today's realization: I don't have any stirbars.
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Kaburi, the Anomaly @kaburi.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Unrelated, I was testing updates to Animar last night and I think the deck has drifted too far from its original goal of "big fuckin monsters". I need to give it a major overhaul.
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Kaburi, the Anomaly @kaburi.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Love having a meeting where my boss is at a conference so I find out *IN THE AGENDA SLIDE* that I'm presenting his part. I don't even have access to the project SharePoint yet so I couldn't have prepped even if I *had* known I was on deck.
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Shivam Bhatt @shivambhatt.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
fucking finally
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 13/10/2026
of all the people who should not want to play this particular game, jd vance is at the top of the list
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Kaburi, the Anomaly @kaburi.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
32 oz of water, 16 oz of tea, and 10 oz of coffee later, it's safe to say my headache is not from dehydration or undercaffeination.
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Kaburi, the Anomaly @kaburi.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
1992
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Kaburi, the Anomaly @kaburi.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I do not have enough work work to keep my brain from spiraling about moving work.
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Kaburi, the Anomaly @kaburi.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Managed to get the one Lair I wanted (Bowie Trinisphere)
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Kaburi, the Anomaly @kaburi.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
My only meeting for the day got cancelled and I'm out of busywork. I have no idea how I'm going to keep myself entertained until 5 PM.
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Kaburi, the Anomaly @kaburi.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Trying a new recipe today: crockpot beef stroganoff. I have a chuck roast, mushrooms, and onions simmering away all day with assorted spices (mostly thyme) and vegetable stock, and when I get home tonight I'll shred the beef, skim the fat, and stir in some sour cream and fresh parsley.
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Kaburi, the Anomaly @kaburi.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Nothing beats waking up from a stress nightmare in a cold sweat at 6:30 AM on a weekend morning.
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Kaburi, the Anomaly @kaburi.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
You should all be proud of me. I went to a store today, tried on new jeans, liked them, and bought two pairs.
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Kaburi, the Anomaly @kaburi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yesterday my lawyer referred to this part of NY as "Downstate" and I kinda hope that's real.
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Kaburi, the Anomaly @kaburi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Going on a bender* *making a second cup of Earl Gray
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Kaburi, the Anomaly @kaburi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Being the de facto head of my department (as the sole member of said department) is kinda stressing me out because I keep having to do things that are way the fuck out of my wheelhouse.
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Kaburi, the Anomaly @kaburi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Homemade chicken with cashews and fried rice
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Kaburi, the Anomaly @kaburi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Things I would murder for:
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Kaburi, the Anomaly @kaburi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I made the mistake of stopping to pick up my free T-shirt for our company volunteer day today and it turned into a whole thing because the woman in front of me couldn't decide what size she needed and there was only one person working the table.
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Kaburi, the Anomaly @kaburi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Rushed to work for an 8 AM meeting that got cancelled. Now I have to do an interview at 11 AM followed by rushing to a meeting at the main site (~7 min drive away) at 11:30 AM, but at least that meeting includes free lunch.
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Kaburi, the Anomaly @kaburi.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I can't get my NY residency until I close on my new house (Nov 30), but I will no longer reside in MA after I close on my old house (Oct 29), so I'm not sure I can vote in either state this election cycle.
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Kaburi, the Anomaly @kaburi.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Apparently I'm interviewing a candidate for the other scientist position in my department tomorrow. 1) I have been here approximately five weeks. 2) I have never done a one-on-one interview as the interview*er*. 3) My boss is basically letting me be The Decider™. This is gonna be a shitshow.
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Kaburi, the Anomaly @kaburi.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Kaburi, the Anomaly @kaburi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I have booked doggo for a groomer appointment this weekend because her nails are effing killing me.
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Kaburi, the Anomaly @kaburi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Woot!
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Kaburi, the Anomaly @kaburi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
More Magic cards should say "thrice".
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Kaburi, the Anomaly @kaburi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I have a call with my attorney today, which makes me feel like a grownup.
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Shivam Bhatt @shivambhatt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
As always, I bemoan how much phone companies have fucked up autocorrect, which was a solved problem, with their need to AI train
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Kaburi, the Anomaly @kaburi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
So closing on buying my house is tentatively Nov 30. Closing on selling my house is Oct 24. I have to be out of the apartment Nov 24. This may be a problem.
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Kaburi, the Anomaly @kaburi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The asexual experience of suddenly realizing three hours later "wait, I think that dude was flirting with me"
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(S)Cary 🎃 @acry.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If we don't get one written criticism of god packs cheekily titled "How It's Folded" then the entire Magic: The Gathering experiment was for naught
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Kaburi, the Anomaly @kaburi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
They still make booster packs?
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Kaburi, the Anomaly @kaburi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I was thinking about Bloomburrow this morning, as one does, and the quirks of mapping Magic's creature type system to biology. Raccoon is a species (Procyon lotor). Bat is an order (Chiroptera). Bird is a class (Aves). Rabbit is a family (Leporidae). Mouse is... A lot of things actually.
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Kaburi, the Anomaly @kaburi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I brought the crockpot back from the house and I have a pork loin going to make pulled pork tonight after work.
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Kaburi, the Anomaly @kaburi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
meta glasses of urza
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Kaburi, the Anomaly @kaburi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh god I missed this bed
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Kaburi, the Anomaly @kaburi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Got told in a project meeting with multiple VPs present this morning that my suggestion was brilliant and we should implement it immediately and I'm still riding the high.
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Kaburi, the Anomaly @kaburi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Fell into hyperfocus and forgot about lunch so I'm digging into my emergency granola bar stash
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Kaburi, the Anomaly @kaburi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Anyone have experience with Verizon Fios? New house is currently using Fios and since I have a Verizon phone they'd wave the $99 activation fee.
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Kaburi, the Anomaly @kaburi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Movers are booked for getting my shit out of Massachusetts House. Getting my shit into New York House is still in limbo.
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Kaburi, the Anomaly @kaburi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So New House has a fireplace, but only in the basement. That's the room I'm going to use as my office. The current owners use it as a gym. The fireplace is HIDEOUS. I took a pic while I was there for the inspection because it's that bad. The brick is fake: brick slices glued over black "mortar".
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Kaburi, the Anomaly @kaburi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I forgot my lunch again. 🫤
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Kaburi, the Anomaly @kaburi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Legit considering giving my dog her own bedroom in the new house.
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Kaburi, the Anomaly @kaburi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm having way too much fun trolling the Trump AI chatbot.
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