kabsters.bsky.social @kabsters.bsky.social · 12/10/2026This raised a thought experiment for me that I just sent my friend. How many duplicates of me would I need to make an open field tackle of Derrick Henry running at full speed? 000
kabsters.bsky.social @kabsters.bsky.social · 05/10/2026My AI naps for me. Then I use that time to figure out more ways to use my AI. 000
kabsters.bsky.social @kabsters.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Mathematically, his average yards per catch should be Undefined, not 0. 1191
kabsters.bsky.social @kabsters.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Putting his bad faith, anti-science idiocy aside for a moment: Good lord, could he be any more red?? 000
kabsters.bsky.social @kabsters.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I’d maybe buy that if they hadn’t also changed the rules around someone stealing from their employer also being disqualifying. That’s not a trafficking situation. 060
kabsters.bsky.social @kabsters.bsky.social · 15/09/2026For as much bad as they were in the fourth quarter, there was a ton to like from a lot of the team for the first 3 quarters. 020
kabsters.bsky.social @kabsters.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Cherry picking the date range of 10 years as if 2 of those didn’t just happen. 030
kabsters.bsky.social @kabsters.bsky.social · 27/08/2026At least we can change the mnemonic device from HOMES to SHAME. 000
kabsters.bsky.social @kabsters.bsky.social · 20/08/2026And I mean physiologically, I imagine there are differences too, right? Variations in bone structure and ligament lengths must have some impact right? There is a reason that women are more prone to ACL tears than men. I’d think there’d be some other instances of that as well maybe? 110
kabsters.bsky.social @kabsters.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Doing so much wrong only to nail the birthmark… 000
kabsters.bsky.social @kabsters.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Idk if it’s a part of him or if he’s just wearing it, but you smash his glass pitcher body/suit and he’s just spilling out everywhere. 110
kabsters.bsky.social @kabsters.bsky.social · 14/07/2026It’s true. I remember when that war ended. Who could forget? 010
kabsters.bsky.social @kabsters.bsky.social · 08/07/2026These guys and their ilk just continually force themselves on others no matter the circumstances. 000
kabsters.bsky.social @kabsters.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I hate that Trump is involved (although I do wonder how much influence he actually has here), but I think you’re a bit naive here. How many cards has Messi received this World Cup? Realistically, how many should he have? How is it Ronaldo didn’t serve his full suspension? 010
kabsters.bsky.social @kabsters.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I only watch this every 4 years but I think we’ve always had this delicate dance and cognitive dissonance many, myself included, try and convince ourselves that the corruption of international soccer ends when the players step on the pitch, but deep down we know that cannot possibly be the case. 120
kabsters.bsky.social @kabsters.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I find it kinda weird to be mad about FIFA not following some parts of their procedures but not being concerned when they don’t follow others. FIFA sucks. We know that. This is an organization that condoned slave labor for the last World Cup and Infantino gave Trump a made up Peace Prize this one. 170
kabsters.bsky.social @kabsters.bsky.social · 06/07/2026FWIW, part of what’s at issue is that FIFA didn’t follow their own VAR procedure when issuing the red card for Balogun. They watched slow motion replays and used still shots. Whereas Quansah’s was reviewed at game speed. The whole thing is a mess but that can’t be ignored either. 190
kabsters.bsky.social @kabsters.bsky.social · 24/06/2026His whole like has been a series of “What if I took someone else’s idea?” Unfortunately, he’s never stolen the idea of being a decent human being. 030
kabsters.bsky.social @kabsters.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Had Peacock for NBA playoffs. Too lazy to cancel, too cheap to pay for another streaming service. 010
kabsters.bsky.social @kabsters.bsky.social · 17/06/2026The kitchen sponge I’m on the verge of throwing out has more charisma than this dude. 000
kabsters.bsky.social @kabsters.bsky.social · 14/06/2026I mean sure, I’d hate to see it, but if they aren’t going to let the Knicks have a chance to get the points in a close game, then it seems only fair. 030
kabsters.bsky.social @kabsters.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Maybe he should blink a few more times while talking. 000
kabsters.bsky.social @kabsters.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Is MG even that good? Has he spent 10,000 hours podcasting yet? 010
kabsters.bsky.social @kabsters.bsky.social · 27/05/2026“God has the second best dick in history, behind only Donald Trump.” - Ken Paxton 000
kabsters.bsky.social @kabsters.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Isn’t his whole bit that he’s some kind of scientific genius and knows physics and shit? His brilliant mind cannot square the fact that we’ve been to the moon unless Elon tells him? 2340
kabsters.bsky.social @kabsters.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Had a friend hit a pretty decent approach shot on a long par 4, only to just barely catch the cart path and bounce backwards about 60 yards. 110
kabsters.bsky.social @kabsters.bsky.social · 13/05/2026I saw him keynote an education conference a couple years ago and at one point he told us to just ignore one line on his line graph. Of course that data point which we were instructed to ignore happened to not support his thesis. Fun times! 020
kabsters.bsky.social @kabsters.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Also, it’s Haidt, whose research is just bad! I once listened to him tell a room full of educators that they should ignore the one line on a graph that didn’t align with his thesis because “Asia does social media differently” 000
kabsters.bsky.social @kabsters.bsky.social · 01/05/2026That grandmother meme but “Let’s get you to the mines grandma” instead 010
kabsters.bsky.social @kabsters.bsky.social · 15/04/2026I didn’t even know they’d rebooted NATHAN FOR YOU 000
kabsters.bsky.social @kabsters.bsky.social · 08/04/2026In reality, it seems like they did. I do think Trump can spin this as him winning. But the scary thing to me is that all it takes is psycho Lindsey Graham convincing Trump Iran made him look weak for this to not last 010
kabsters.bsky.social @kabsters.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Love that congress isn’t even in session right now. Existential crisis? No need to stick around. 110
kabsters.bsky.social @kabsters.bsky.social · 02/04/2026My car actively asks me to make it sad. Every time I go to turn it on it says “Depress brake to start.” 000
kabsters.bsky.social @kabsters.bsky.social · 27/03/2026LeBron quickly becomes the first player/coach in decades 010
kabsters.bsky.social @kabsters.bsky.social · 25/03/2026Big Dom about to have his work cut out for him when the Eagles trade for him 020
kabsters.bsky.social @kabsters.bsky.social · 01/03/2026You can tell when he goes off the prompter text and starts riffing which makes it even worse. The few neurons he has left functioning lighting up for a few moments to tell us how he feels about it. 020
kabsters.bsky.social @kabsters.bsky.social · 27/02/2026I think I could do 2 tacos prior to running. Water down 2 beers with water for the first five miles. Break for one more taco. One more watered down beer for the next 5. Finish that in 4 hours. I’ve now got 20 hours for 21 tacos and 21 beers. Just over 1 per hour. Doable 140
kabsters.bsky.social @kabsters.bsky.social · 16/02/2026The majority of shooting perpetrators are males. Trying to imagine how quickly the Robert’s Supreme Court would strike this down if similar burdens were put in place for purchasing a gun. 1261
kabsters.bsky.social @kabsters.bsky.social · 06/02/2026What makes this so dumb is that nearly every major child abuse scandal has involved children who were “just around.” The Catholic Church, the Boy Scouts, and on and on. The danger of some random stranger selling you on the dark web is rare. But Epstein seems to have managed to be both those things! 020
kabsters.bsky.social @kabsters.bsky.social · 05/02/2026One good thing about Vance is that his puffy-faced, I’m smarter than you, smugness does not play well. He will have such a hard time swaying anyone beyond the base. 010
kabsters.bsky.social @kabsters.bsky.social · 02/02/2026I was at the Atlanta Super Bowl for Rams-Pats and shared an elevator with Calais Campbell. I told him he had single-handedly destroyed my team, the Packers, when they’d played earlier that season. He put his hand on my shoulder, leaned down, and said “It’s not personal, just business.” 040
kabsters.bsky.social @kabsters.bsky.social · 28/01/2026I agree with this as being the most likely. However, it is yet another reason why having masked agents is so dumb. You invite people to think that kind of thing and frankly, can’t really blame them. 120
kabsters.bsky.social @kabsters.bsky.social · 26/01/2026“Area man has a bad day at work, still tucks in children, more at 11!” 1510
kabsters.bsky.social @kabsters.bsky.social · 26/01/2026Do we have an example of them ever disagreeing? 100
kabsters.bsky.social @kabsters.bsky.social · 25/01/2026The AI summarize option for this email is unbelievably funny. 010
kabsters.bsky.social @kabsters.bsky.social · 24/01/2026If we get through this, no thanks to you, this will be the pic they publish in the history books to tell the story of Democrat “opposition.” 000
kabsters.bsky.social @kabsters.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Oh man, if there was only something you could do about it. Average Americans: Fighting back against fascism in -10 degree weather. Chuck Schumer: Crafting another email/social media post and laughing with Marco Rubio after a meeting. Congrats on your legacy of failing to meet the moment! 100
