Coyote & Cougar @k4koviak.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Executive: "27.5 lbs?" Marketing: "Yes! We chose the most disgusting number so consumers can't easily comparison shop! Muahahaha!" 000
Coyote & Cougar @k4koviak.bsky.social · 21/09/2026If you plan on going to the Black Hills and you want to stay at a completely not haunted abandoned historic hotel in Hot Springs hosted by completely not murdered/dead hosts that are listing the hotel on a popular rental website, I can vouch for this experience. (my room was the one lit up). 010
Coyote & Cougar @k4koviak.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Every car used to have one of these (shakes it in your direction). You can't fathom the pain these inflict on you (in more ways than one) if you don't install these correctly. 030
Coyote & Cougar @k4koviak.bsky.social · 13/09/2026The old girl moves! Been sitting around for a few years. 080
Coyote & Cougar @k4koviak.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Keeping away from Target. They've been chaotic evil lately, which is worse than the neutral evil that Walmart brings to the table. 010
Coyote & Cougar @k4koviak.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Needed to get medieval on vintage car parts... Might work. Might die. Only one way to find out. 061
Coyote & Cougar @k4koviak.bsky.social · 12/08/2026This guy is my alien Jiminy Cricket. "Doughnut?!?! Doughnut is forbidden!" 120
Coyote & Cougar @k4koviak.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Lemme me grab an Orbitz and re-watch that movie. 110
Coyote & Cougar @k4koviak.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Up to Devil's causeway in Flat Tops Wilderness today. 1554
Coyote & Cougar @k4koviak.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Me at 50 tryna turn on Dad's air conditioner without reading glasses 040
Coyote & Cougar @k4koviak.bsky.social · 23/07/2026A mud wasp made a nest on a piece of wood I was about to use, so I decided to indulge my morbid curiosity in seeing the zombie spiders within. 130
Coyote & Cougar @k4koviak.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Somewhere in Longmont... Lived here all my life, and did not know about Gay Circle. 030
Coyote & Cougar @k4koviak.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Watto: What, you think you're some kind of raver, waving your glow sticks around like that? I'm a Toydarian. Light shows don't work on me. Only Yacht Rock. 000
Coyote & Cougar @k4koviak.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Go to check the motorcoach and behind every door this time of year... 130
Coyote & Cougar @k4koviak.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Godammit! They're putting ad text into maps now? 000
Coyote & Cougar @k4koviak.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Hidden Valley loop above Moab. Got back just when it hit 95 degrees. 091
Coyote & Cougar @k4koviak.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Google Maps be like "Penis sooo small. Make penis bigger? Collect more data from you and those around you?" No, GPS is just fine, you trolls. 010
Coyote & Cougar @k4koviak.bsky.social · 15/05/2026We need a caboose locator app, if there are any still out in the wild. 010
Coyote & Cougar @k4koviak.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Miss my Fischer. It even had short wave radio; could often listen to German stations. (image from the internet) 0151
Coyote & Cougar @k4koviak.bsky.social · 01/05/2026These are getting shoved into that, and there is nothing you can do to stop me. 210
Coyote & Cougar @k4koviak.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Screaming "WHAT COLOR OF PASTEL IS YOUR VILLA PAINTED, STING?!?!" 100
Coyote & Cougar @k4koviak.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Your goth child not interested in chickens? Well, do I have a breed for them: 030
Coyote & Cougar @k4koviak.bsky.social · 24/04/2026At first I was annoyed by someone putting a 1954 date, but then I thought... 1000 years ago someone was annoyed by some Apache putting a tacky Bird Antelope Squiggly there too. 030