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Lazslo Hogyishivjak

@k0zka.bsky.social
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Random thoughts about technology, Switzerland, Hungary, Europe in various languages 😃

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Lazslo Hogyishivjak @k0zka.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Capitalism is the ideology where you put the priorities dictated by money to the second place, right after your own priorities. When you put those priorities to the first place, that's not capitalism, that's a different ideology called extreme idiotism.
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Lazslo Hogyishivjak @k0zka.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I think the lesson is that no matter how much AI sucks, it will still be the preferred solution.
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Lazslo Hogyishivjak @k0zka.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Rettentően cool vagyok hogy olvasok a vonaton amíg mindenki más doomscrollozik. 😃 Még akkor is ha csak valami nyomi ponyvaregényt...
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Lazslo Hogyishivjak @k0zka.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
The point of social media is not to connect you with your friends and family. It is to replace your friends and family with pay content
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Lazslo Hogyishivjak @k0zka.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Each android update brings a fresh wave of trashware and advertisements.
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Lazslo Hogyishivjak @k0zka.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Dear Engineer, Thank you for reminding us to your proposals in the past years to increase efficiency. There is a reason why we never answered those. Because that's not the point of the whole transformation. The point of the transformation is that you go and fuck yourself. Best regards, Mgmt
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Lazslo Hogyishivjak @k0zka.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Why is everything in Microsoft Azure sooo damn slow? Other than that Microsoft hates developers.
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Lazslo Hogyishivjak @k0zka.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Sibidub...
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Lazslo Hogyishivjak @k0zka.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
It is 8th May 2016. This is the day when I first told someone straight and cleartext that software engineering is dead and I likely need to find something else. Along with another few hundred million people.
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Lazslo Hogyishivjak @k0zka.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
There were the 'too good to be true' things we did not believe them, and they are no more. Now there are the 'too bad to be true' things, lots of them and very hard to decide if we should believe them.
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Lazslo Hogyishivjak @k0zka.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Ah, békepárti háború, értem már, ez olyan mint a szüzességügyi baszás.
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Lazslo Hogyishivjak @k0zka.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
This is my favorite street in Zurich. Walking street, small buildings with plenty of space in between for trees. I may see hedgehogs if I come this way early in the morning. I usually see lots of kids playing, people having conversations on sunny afternoons. Cities should be like this.
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Lazslo Hogyishivjak @k0zka.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Wenn Ich sage Ungarn, du hörst Uganda.
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Lazslo Hogyishivjak @k0zka.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
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Lazslo Hogyishivjak @k0zka.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Learning is very counter-productice. The more I learn the dumber I feel.
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Lazslo Hogyishivjak @k0zka.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
A magyar ellenzéki sajtó olyan udvariasan kerüli az olyan témákat, mint a Szöllő utca, az Ukrajna elleni háború, még Matolcsi elszart néhányszázmilliárdjáról is csak kivételes alkalmakon mukkannak valamit. Szerintem igazából feladták.
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Lazslo Hogyishivjak @k0zka.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
The so called peace.
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Lazslo Hogyishivjak @k0zka.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Snailboat
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Lazslo Hogyishivjak @k0zka.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Azure: either it works, or it doesn't.
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Lazslo Hogyishivjak @k0zka.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
You are talking to a lifeless thing, that pretends to be alive. Kind of like an undead, except that it never was alive. The boundaries of living and artificial things slowly fade away.
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Lazslo Hogyishivjak @k0zka.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
'Israeli airstrikes test ceasefire' Test, very nice word, but wouldn't 'violate' be more precise in this case? #bbc
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Lazslo Hogyishivjak @k0zka.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
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Lazslo Hogyishivjak @k0zka.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
A 2026-os választás egyszerűen: a kormány tömegmédiája a youtube és társai ellenzéki közösségi médiája ellen.
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Lazslo Hogyishivjak @k0zka.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Any social network, facebook, twitter but even bluesky starts away by selling the connection you have lost to you your own friends and family. But that's not profitable unfortunately. So to start making profit, they start injecting more and more pay content.
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Lazslo Hogyishivjak @k0zka.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
'Csíraszárító' #kapcsford
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Lazslo Hogyishivjak @k0zka.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Book exchange shelves at bus stop in Aarau and railway station in Olten.
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Lazslo Hogyishivjak @k0zka.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
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Lazslo Hogyishivjak @k0zka.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Gázszerelölö
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Lazslo Hogyishivjak @k0zka.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
this default screen reader / assist in debian is a really elegant way to tell the users to go and fuck themselves
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Lazslo Hogyishivjak @k0zka.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Blameless retrospectives are a way to say 'fuck you' without saying 'you'
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Lazslo Hogyishivjak @k0zka.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
If you can't live without a cigarette for 14 hours, international trains aren't a great choice for you.
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Lazslo Hogyishivjak @k0zka.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Don't be a tourist, speak more than one language.
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Lazslo Hogyishivjak @k0zka.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Ha kora reggel kimész a Balaton partjára, hallhatod a dizelmozdonyt, ami a túlparton megy.
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Lazslo Hogyishivjak @k0zka.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
When you use a solution that you don't need, then you get problems that you did not expect.
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Lazslo Hogyishivjak @k0zka.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
m.youtube.com/watch?v=thgP... He did not fall out of the window though.
m.youtube.com
What are today's Russian papers saying about the death of a former Russian minister?
YouTube video by Steve Rosenberg
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Lazslo Hogyishivjak @k0zka.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Not a lot of progress with terraforming mars, but marsforming earth is ahead of schedule.
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Lazslo Hogyishivjak @k0zka.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Antifascism is an awesome advertisement for fascism.
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Lazslo Hogyishivjak @k0zka.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
English is the export version of french.
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Lazslo Hogyishivjak @k0zka.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Zürich
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Lazslo Hogyishivjak @k0zka.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
What if stock photos and ads would also include some people from actual reality? Old, tired, overweight, unattractive, lonely, poor, undereducated, unhappy. I would prefer that. I am ok with this reality.
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Lazslo Hogyishivjak @k0zka.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
If you do sport to be better than someone, you will be sometimes happy with the result, mostly not. If you do sport to be better than yourself, you will enjoy it most of the time. If you do sport because it is fun, you will always enjoy it.
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Lazslo Hogyishivjak @k0zka.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Your users aren't interested in how abstract your architecture is, or how much more your system could do, they mind first of all if they are able to do their work or not.
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Lazslo Hogyishivjak @k0zka.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
They call it four-time-twenty plus eleven 😬
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Lazslo Hogyishivjak @k0zka.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
American shit replaced with European shit. It is better. Seriously. Thank you, Donald!
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Lazslo Hogyishivjak @k0zka.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
"Nem engedlek, ló van a kertemben!"
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Lazslo Hogyishivjak @k0zka.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Let's go hand in hand Into bullshit land🎵
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Lazslo Hogyishivjak @k0zka.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
If smart people do dumb things, then why do we call them smart? Is this just a distinction between simple idiots an sophisticated idiots?
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Lazslo Hogyishivjak @k0zka.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
When we talk about engineering, I really don't like to hear the word "magic"
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Lazslo Hogyishivjak @k0zka.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Understanding gradle, 1 min. Or without swearwords just 10 seconds.
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