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@k.layer8.space.ap.brid.gy
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Yes, It's the "real koutsie". I love the smell of coffee in the morning. I do technology in many levels and fail at even more. Sysops, Bash, Go, Linux (Arch, Armbian and […] 🌉 bridged from ⁂ layer8.space/@k, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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Koutsie :unverified: @k.layer8.space.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
how refreshing?
tiger.ch showing "tiger app" with ios/android download buttons and an infobox:
Basically, Tiger.ch does not need an app since our website is 100% smartphone and pad compatible. You can simply use your preferred browser.

below that some text:
Start the browser on your smartphone / pad
Type: tiger.ch
Done!
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Koutsie :unverified: @k.layer8.space.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
I'm honestly so fucking happy that I can just do this. This is awesome. Love fedorakde ❤️‍🔥
KDE Plasma shutting down and showing an install update and shutdown button. There is some text above the buttons that says "installing software updates and shutting down in 11 seconds". 

My profile picture for this computer is a dog with its tongue out. It looks very happy.
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Koutsie :unverified: @k.layer8.space.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
oh yeah baby we're musicbraining now!
12 minutes and 59 seconds on musicbrainz picarc for 472 files
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Koutsie :unverified: @k.layer8.space.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026
OPEN SOURCE WIZARD GANG WE LOVE SHIPPING FREEDOM Kandalf is fucking back and he looks SICK #kde
Kandalf, the KDE wizard mascot, casting a spell with a magic wand as red stars fly out of it, wearing a tall blue hat with the KDE logo, a long white beard, a blue wizard's robe, and red and white striped socks.
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Koutsie :unverified: @k.layer8.space.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
it has BIG emojis so poor eyes can see em on a small screen woppah
custom emojis in a picker screen, mainly filled with various anime / cute emojis
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Koutsie :unverified: @k.layer8.space.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
yeah im so cooked but it works. 7TV emotes now too
A picture of an iPad 2 running witch for twitch
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Koutsie :unverified: @k.layer8.space.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026
Move along. Nothin to see here
an iPad on its home screen - a super tux kart icon Is clearly hinted at
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Koutsie :unverified: @k.layer8.space.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026
HELLO WORLD RAAHHHHHH
my phones back showing various stickers (ie: kde and kdenlive stickers).
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Koutsie :unverified: @k.layer8.space.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026
im so fucking confused i guess i was blocked at one point? or gh blocking is broken? or something lmao? idek
No commits history

There isn't any commit history to show here
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Koutsie :unverified: @k.layer8.space.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026
[no alt text] my namemc is clean now tho
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Koutsie :unverified: @k.layer8.space.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026
yeah so, oldtodon soon on ios5 i guess i dont even know.
a "fastfetch" clone called oldfetch running on ios 5.1.1 on an iPhone 4 (GSM)
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Koutsie :unverified: @k.layer8.space.ap.brid.gy · 20/09/2026
I DID IT Thank you all for 10,000 downloads! Next stop, 100,000 🙌 modrinth.com/users/koutsie #modrinth #mods #minecraft
A mobile application showing 10,000 downloads on Modrinth. It's also showing my top projects like Fishingbot, Toolbot, TapSwap. 

It's also showing an available balance of 1.57 euros. 

The app's theme is Android Material Design 3 and a yellow accent.
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Koutsie :unverified: @k.layer8.space.ap.brid.gy · 19/09/2026
good algorithm tbh
runaway - linkin park - now
propane nightmares - pendulumlive - 6 minutes ago
don’t care crown - fox stevenson - 10 minutes ago
victory over truth - fox stevenson - 13 minutes ago
omen - the prodigy - 17 minutes ago
witchcraft - pendulumlive - 21 minutes ago
watercolour (radio edit) - pendulum - 24 minutes ago
faint - linkin park - 27 minutes ago
given up - linkin park - 30 minutes ago
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Koutsie :unverified: @k.layer8.space.ap.brid.gy · 18/09/2026
Well I've never seen it say "Calm" before. 17:30-1:15(am) sleep btw, my sleeping schedule is doing OK, why are you asking :D #sleep #data #garmin
A picture of my Garmin watch on my hand showing a sleep score of 82, a duration of 7 hours and 27 minutes with a quality of good. The watch is claiming that the sleep was overall "calm".
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Koutsie :unverified: @k.layer8.space.ap.brid.gy · 18/09/2026
soon i shall celebrate modrinth.com/user/koutsie #modrinth #mods #javamc #minecraft
9.891 downloads total on modrinth
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Koutsie :unverified: @k.layer8.space.ap.brid.gy · 17/09/2026
HOLY SHIT I SHOULD FILL A LOTTERY TICKET god damn.
a picture of my website but upside down  this has a very very low chance of actually happening
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Koutsie :unverified: @k.layer8.space.ap.brid.gy · 14/09/2026
i have a suspicion that my shitty ass soldering iron is just dead lol - and yes this is the best way to charge it (i do not have any usb pd/well even usb chargers lol). fuck, i cant afford a pinecil now. nor another cheap iron from china. this sucks :( RAHHH #soldering #oulu
a amalgamation of a cheap chinese soldering iron, a tiny powerbank with a kuromi sticker on it and a usb fan cooling down the whole thing all together on a very messy desk
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Koutsie :unverified: @k.layer8.space.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2026
streamer in question lol www.twitch.tv/joshimuz #cowboy #joshimuz
joshimuz in a cowboy hat.
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Koutsie :unverified: @k.layer8.space.ap.brid.gy · 10/09/2026
Thank you @gadgetbridge - my vívoactive 5 works freaking beautifully 🥲 Now, do I fuck around to get my nothing ear (a)'s anc to work 🫪
Screenshot of Gadget Bridge showing me having slept for 4 hours 37 minutes, having traveled 1,550 meters and having taken 2,052 steps on my Vivo Active 5. There is also my nothing-ear listed but not connected.
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Koutsie :unverified: @k.layer8.space.ap.brid.gy · 10/09/2026
damn i really gotta lube the fan of the orange pi #orangepi
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Koutsie :unverified: @k.layer8.space.ap.brid.gy · 10/09/2026
minä tänä aamuna 0h yöunilla.
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Koutsie :unverified: @k.layer8.space.ap.brid.gy · 07/09/2026
Here's some other misc compression efforts I took! too much, or too little effort for a small shitpost? who knows! at least it sounds OK hehehehe
a linux terminal showing the following:

worming_Around_opus48k.ogg       934805 bytes  (25.3% of original)
worming_Around_opus32k.ogg       631603 bytes  (17.1% of original)
worming_Around_vbr6.mp3         2316097 bytes  (62.7% of original)
worming_Around_40k_mono.mp3      745404 bytes  (20.2% of original)
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Koutsie :unverified: @k.layer8.space.ap.brid.gy · 06/09/2026
about to fucking get rid of eac because its easier to play without than with it :))))))) thank you kamu ac.
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Koutsie :unverified: @k.layer8.space.ap.brid.gy · 02/09/2026
[video game violece, hitman 3] holy shit, yeah i dont think she'll be coming back lmao the game just granted me silent assasin even tho im pretty sure the winechief saw me press the fucking button lmao
Hitman 3 (Mendoza level). Agent 47, disguised as corvo black in a tuxedo, stands in the fermentation room in front of the grape press, with Diana burnwood behind him and a winery worker mopping nearby. The subtitle says ("urgent call… I don't think she'll be coming back").
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Koutsie :unverified: @k.layer8.space.ap.brid.gy · 31/08/2026
These go hard!? Original: www.reddit.com/r/hardwarehacking/s/… #nokia #leds #3310
three nokia phones on a desk one with red screen one with orange backlight one with green screen
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Koutsie :unverified: @k.layer8.space.ap.brid.gy · 31/08/2026
I SWEAR IM GONNA HOST MY ON FUCKING AUTH SERVERS - FUCK YOU MICROSFOT
Failed to connect to the server
Authentication servers are down. Pleaze try again later. Sorry!
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Koutsie :unverified: @k.layer8.space.ap.brid.gy · 29/08/2026
Huh?
A popup message in the jbl app: Important Battery Message  Use Harman-approved lithium batteries, such as genuine JBL Battery models 200, 400, and 600, to ensure optimal performance and safety.  Using non-approved batteries can lead to safety hazards and reduced reliability.
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Koutsie :unverified: @k.layer8.space.ap.brid.gy · 28/08/2026
this is what all the LLM security tools look like to me (real mastercard logo btw)
MasterCard (copryight symbol) SecureCode (trademark)
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Koutsie :unverified: @k.layer8.space.ap.brid.gy · 25/08/2026
Actually gonna FUCKING scream. AAAAAAAAAAWWWAW FUCK I need a Jolla phone, like right now - or i need to get a Posh compatible phone asap. #android
security delay required
to protect against pressure from scammers, a 24-hour security delay is required before this setting can be turned on
restart your device to continue
the 24-hour delay will automatically begin after you restart your device
after the delay starts, return here to check the time remaining
you can use your device as usual during the delay
restart later
cancel
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Koutsie :unverified: @k.layer8.space.ap.brid.gy · 13/08/2026
I hate this shit. Give me the fucking notifcations i subscribed to!??
If you haven't watched a channel in a while, you'll only get its notifcations in your inbox.
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Koutsie :unverified: @k.layer8.space.ap.brid.gy · 11/08/2026
[Vita drama, no alt text - giving visibility to a racist, reddit screenshot, "no context"] Please. Fuck off the entirety of vitahacks.
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Koutsie :unverified: @k.layer8.space.ap.brid.gy · 11/08/2026
[Vita drama, no alt text - giving visibility to a racist, reddit screenshot, "no context"] Baddd
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Koutsie :unverified: @k.layer8.space.ap.brid.gy · 10/08/2026
Surely if I was 13 I'd be glad to have this!? Its quite bad but... Defo more playable than I thought! For AFK Fishing or just chilling its fine! #minecraft #java #mojolauncher #android #androidtv
A picture of Minecraft playing played on a TV. The frame rate shows 21 with the 1% lows of 15 and 0.1% lows of 15. 

The picture is taken from within a house structure that is inside a mountain. There are two beds, a few chests, a painting and a door leading to outside where you can see a little bit of water.
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Koutsie :unverified: @k.layer8.space.ap.brid.gy · 09/08/2026
holy shit, mc server with the "forager" texture pack has rabbit people!??! testing mumble.k0.tel/mc rn, I think I've minmaxxed the server already but... SQUEEZE THE POOR SHINTEL CPU to the MAX ha #minecraft
picture of a rabbit person in minecraft with ears and a eye patch
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Koutsie :unverified: @k.layer8.space.ap.brid.gy · 08/08/2026
hello
very low resolution image of a hand waving, in the background theres a hill climb racing sticker and a psp. oh and a monitor and a mic stand is also in the frame.
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Koutsie :unverified: @k.layer8.space.ap.brid.gy · 23/07/2026
i tried to sign up for shithub, well i guess... i wont? :D

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Koutsie :unverified: @k.layer8.space.ap.brid.gy · 18/07/2026
[Literally beer?] @somethingkool sponsored beer ❤️‍🔥
An asahi Beer.
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Koutsie :unverified: @k.layer8.space.ap.brid.gy · 11/07/2026
Testing oldtodon
Picture of my Logitech pro super light taken with an iPhone 4
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Koutsie :unverified: @k.layer8.space.ap.brid.gy · 10/07/2026
Well, good to know :D This is gonna be a nice feature to have lol #oldtodon
Screenshot of oldtodon with a popup: Uh Oh - te app crashed the last time you opened it. Mind sending the log to the developer? With two buttons "yeah nah" and "Send it"
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Koutsie :unverified: @k.layer8.space.ap.brid.gy · 10/07/2026
Nothing to see here... Or is there ? :blobhaj_witch: Using like 80% of the stack I made for oldtodon. Will be released someday, when its done. #witchfortwitch #legacyjailbreak
Screenshot of "rw_grim" being live on twitch with chat and all on a suspiciously iOS 6 shaped device (iPhone 4)
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Koutsie :unverified: @k.layer8.space.ap.brid.gy · 10/07/2026
stolen meme #godot #unity
three muscular arms joining together. the left arm in a white shirt is labeled "godot users". the top right arm in a purple shirt is labeled "unity users". the bottom right arm in a red shirt is labeled "unreal users". their hands in the center are labeled "fuck unity".
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Koutsie :unverified: @k.layer8.space.ap.brid.gy · 08/07/2026
oldtodon sneek peek! #oldtodon #ios6 #legacyjailbreak #fediclients
four screenshots of the oldtodon mastodon client on a legacy ios device, showing a user profile, another user's profile with links, a notices/credits screen, and a notifications list.
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Koutsie :unverified: @k.layer8.space.ap.brid.gy · 08/07/2026
@alicela1n test :)
Alice in the testers section of oldtodon
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Koutsie :unverified: @k.layer8.space.ap.brid.gy · 05/07/2026
hello if you have any idea where to get these transparent iPhone 4 back covers in 2026 - please PLEASE let me know. i NEEED one. #fedifind
two transparent glass back covers for an iphone 4 or 4s side by side on a wooden surface. the left cover features black top and bottom bezels with a thin black border, while the right cover has white bezels and a white border. the center sections of both covers are completely clear, revealing the wood grain underneath, and feature the standard metallic apple logo, the word iphone, and regulatory markings printed directly on the glass.
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Koutsie :unverified: @k.layer8.space.ap.brid.gy · 05/07/2026
iOS 4.3 - 9 release: Boost - enable JIT for 3rd party apps! I noticed that I couldn't restore my purchase to Nitrous so.... here we are haha Available now from my repo: koutsie.srht.site (Note: you'll need TLSFIX from cydia.skyglow.es to use […] [Original post on layer8.space]
Really *really* clickbaity benchmark image showing with jit the browser is 2.6 times faster in a benchmark
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Koutsie :unverified: @k.layer8.space.ap.brid.gy · 03/07/2026
yeahh...... #programmermeme
animal mascots for rust, haskell, go, and zig share a thought bubble: "i can't wait for c/c++ to collapse so my language can rise from the ashes!"
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Koutsie :unverified: @k.layer8.space.ap.brid.gy · 02/07/2026
Orange Steve will be the official ARK-5 Custom Launcher theme it seems hahaha icon + background image for the theme by yours truly rest of the theme (ie: all of it :D) by Blue woohoo #psp #homebrew
screenshot of a poll having voted for "orange steve" as the result and me replying with "oh my god"screenshots showcasing the very orange "orange steve" theme for ark fives custom launcher. it has a lot of contrast and clouds in the background etc
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Koutsie :unverified: @k.layer8.space.ap.brid.gy · 02/07/2026
Bulbasaur says hello! :blobcoffee: #oldtodonforlegacyios
A bulbasaur keychain attached to mu phone laying on a bed.
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Koutsie :unverified: @k.layer8.space.ap.brid.gy · 01/07/2026
[Test Post] Another Test post from Oldstodon
Image of oldstodon composer being up
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Koutsie :unverified: @k.layer8.space.ap.brid.gy · 01/07/2026
we importing music with this one this is gonna take a while isn't it... koutsie.srht.site/depictions/com.ko… #cydia #ios6 #tweaks
MusicImporter importing 155 tracks
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