Jess Zimbabwe @jzimbabwe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026As an American, I don’t get to use this word often enough: It seems the Conservatives have made a maths error. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...theguardian.comTories overstate net zero cost by nearly £500bn in apparent spreadsheet errorExclusive: Badenoch’s flagship conference policy document cites £957bn estimate, twice the total in climate advisers’ data 020
Jess Zimbabwe @jzimbabwe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Should—as a society—emulate a murderer? I don’t think we should torture people to say that torturing people is wrong. 021
Jess Zimbabwe @jzimbabwe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Capital punishment is barbaric when it works. There aren’t even words for it when it gets botched. Tennessee Woman Still Alive After Attempts to Execute Her, Lawyers Say (gift link) www.nytimes.com/2026/09/30/u...nytimes.comTennessee Death Row Inmate Christa Pike Still Alive After Attempts to Execute Her, Lawyers Say (Gift Article)Christa Pike, who was convicted of murdering a classmate in 1995, was set to be executed by lethal injection. Officials had gone ahead with the execution after a temporary court-ordered pause. 2194
Jess Zimbabwe @jzimbabwe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026??? Did I geo-tag this photo? Or did you analyze the shadows or something? 120
Jess Zimbabwe @jzimbabwe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Here’s to the nonprofits keeping old buildings—and communities—going, one mysterious light switch at a time. 4101
Jess Zimbabwe @jzimbabwe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026A sssexism sssnake account here would only need to ever type one letter! 021
Jess Zimbabwe @jzimbabwe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026And that whole party only consumed just over 2 pounds total of the block! 040
Jess Zimbabwe @jzimbabwe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026We’ve bid on others since, but last time we won a giant Beecher’s at a charity auction, twitter was a thing, and #cheeseTwitter was a community, and we hosted a cheese party at our house in February 2019, possibly invoking a global pandemic. 3160
Jess Zimbabwe @jzimbabwe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026It might be time for another cheese party, people! 6441
Jess Zimbabwe @jzimbabwe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Dress for the former mayor you want, not the former mayor you have. 030
Jess Zimbabwe @jzimbabwe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Oh, yeah, that sounds good! Do you add anything? (Raisins, choc chips, etc.) I like collect croissant scraps from any meeting that has pastries left at the end and keep a ziploc full in my freezer because you’re a family hero when you make croissant bread pudding with chocolate chips. 130
Jess Zimbabwe @jzimbabwe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Mmmmm… I love bread pudding. Have you ever tried making it out of croissants? It’s ridiculous, even with cheap, stale Costco croissants. 110
Jess Zimbabwe @jzimbabwe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026There’s a special circle of hell reserved for people who man-spread at the convention center luncheon 10-top. Bro, there is only room for all of our knees to be directly in front of us here. Close it up and enjoy your salad. 070
Jess Zimbabwe @jzimbabwe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Can I just add that both Vernors and Rock N Rye are excellent with any brown liquor added? 120
Jess Zimbabwe @jzimbabwe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026This table is full of hot takes: Sesame oil in the fridge? Fish sauce in the pantry? How many of these guidelines do you follow? cooking.nytimes.com/article/does...cooking.nytimes.comDo I Need to Refrigerate Ketchup? An A-to-Z Guide to Storing CondimentsSoy sauce? Peanut butter? Maple syrup? Settle some scores with this breakdown. 000
Jess Zimbabwe @jzimbabwe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I am with Smalls at the Le SSERAFIM concert. We have these light sticks that the artists will control during the show, but I’m playing around with mine before the show starts. She just saw me and said, “there goes my mom…doin’ stuff.” 020
Jess Zimbabwe @jzimbabwe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026The current one looks like 30 years younger than him. So there probably was an earlier, more age-aligned version. 130
Jess Zimbabwe @jzimbabwe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026His wife who now serves on the board of the Kennedy Center? 120
Jess Zimbabwe @jzimbabwe.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Ooof. That’s hard. You might have to make a special library trip to get a maglev book. You’re still good for reading the teacher notes and engaging on them! 040
Jess Zimbabwe @jzimbabwe.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I love camping in Washington state because you get to wake up to views like this: 1161
Reposted by Jess ZimbabweBritt Lundgren @brittlundgren.bsky.social · 19/09/2026“This time capsule of species interactions, I think, is just so cool,” said Scott V. Edwards, an evolutionary biologist at Harvard who was not involved in the new study. “You’ve got this three-species interaction in this one tiny piece of poop.” www.nytimes.com/2026/09/17/s...nytimes.comA Feather Found in Dinosaur Poop Might Explain How Birds Beat Extinction (Gift Article)It’s the only example of a dinosaur-era feather found within rock that wasn’t completely flattened through the centuries. 0174
Jess Zimbabwe @jzimbabwe.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Can’t he assemble like a Pink, Boy George, and Morgan Wallen line-up or something? 040
Reposted by Jess ZimbabweDon Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Unlike Macklemore, these support acts don’t have big followings and they are giving up their chance to perform to stadiums to push back against censorship, not of themselves but of a fellow artist. Respect. 7872051139
Jess Zimbabwe @jzimbabwe.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Our car got stolen overnight, and when the police officer arrived at our house to take the report, he stepped inside, looked at the wall shelving unit that occupies the focal wall of our living room and said, “I see you’ve got the J Dilla there.” This is the J Dilla displayed in my living room: 1170
Jess Zimbabwe @jzimbabwe.bsky.social · 13/09/2026So good. Love that building. Lina Bo Bardi is my favorite architect. www.archdaily.com/537063/ad-cl...archdaily.comAD Classics: São Paulo Museum of Art (MASP) / Lina Bo BardiCompleted in 1968 in São Paulo, Brazil. This article was originally published on August 14, 2014. To read the stories behind other celebrated architecture projects, visit our AD... 170
Jess Zimbabwe @jzimbabwe.bsky.social · 13/09/2026There were still tickets available to all 3 shows when we got to the desk around 2p. There were maybe 150 people in line after us. 010
Jess Zimbabwe @jzimbabwe.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Arguments like this made me even more incandescent with rage when we lived in DC and people would have the same complaints about new development. Even with all the growth since 2000, DC’s population is still at least 100k under its 1950 peak. 000
Jess Zimbabwe @jzimbabwe.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I’m in the line for Julien Baker tickets at Neumos because I’m a great mom of teens. 170
Jess Zimbabwe @jzimbabwe.bsky.social · 12/09/2026This is the voice of Friday night live skeeting! 010
Jess Zimbabwe @jzimbabwe.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I mean, you should probably read like a three sentence synopsis before you start the show. It’s no Cosby Show. 010
Jess Zimbabwe @jzimbabwe.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Me too! Margo is good and weird. Elle Fanning is luminous as the protagonist, with Nick Offerman, Michelle Pfeiffer, Greg Kinnear, and Nicole Kidman. 210
Jess Zimbabwe @jzimbabwe.bsky.social · 12/09/2026My favorite actor of late is Thaddea Graham, based on her hilarious performances as 1) Detective Houlihan in the Irish dark comedy Bad Sisters and 2) as Susie in Margo’s Got Money Troubles. These are both clever character roles, but she fills them out brilliantly. 340