Jyrados @jyrados.bsky.social · 24/05/2025Got a microwave that can power level my food for extra stats 010
Jyrados @jyrados.bsky.social · 30/03/2025Oda seriously did Usopp dirty he has been entirely useless for 400 episodes besides that one single moment in dressrosa 010
Jyrados @jyrados.bsky.social · 28/03/2025One of my college roommates was a farmer and when he would come back from visiting his parents he would bring a fuck ton of produce that fell off other farmer’s trucks along the roads one time he got like 30lbs of potatoes and onions and made a ton of stew for like a month 000
Jyrados @jyrados.bsky.social · 27/03/2025Consort Radahn is so easy, I did it blindfolded: www.twitch.tv/videos/24164...twitch.tvTwitchTwitch is the world 120
Jyrados @jyrados.bsky.social · 12/03/2025I joined this app to get away from all the politics but people just keep posting pictures instead and ya can’t really mute those so it looks like my block list is just gonna get longer 000
Jyrados @jyrados.bsky.social · 01/03/2025If you rated video game combat systems as if they were a healthy meal, monster hunter as a series would be a 10kg cube if enriched uranium glazed in pure cholesterol and also ecoli Why are you not allowed to sprint with your weapons out 010
Jyrados @jyrados.bsky.social · 09/02/2025My neighbor next door’s bedroom and my bedroom share a wall. What’s more, our beds are both against the same wall. I can tell cuz I can hear him snoring. Tonight he farted and it woke him up cuz when I heard the fart, he stopped snoring 000
Jyrados @jyrados.bsky.social · 08/02/2025It is 50F in February Pros: My neighbors outdoor cats have stopped hiding under cars Cons: Mosquitoes in fucking February 000
Jyrados @jyrados.bsky.social · 06/02/2025Had a dream last night that a guy tried to fight me outside of uni because he had 86k in the bank and he kept saying it like it gave him permission to be an ass 000
Jyrados @jyrados.bsky.social · 03/02/2025Sometimes when I’m a discord call with friends, we play a game called “guess how many porn games are in the ‘New & Trending’ tab on Steam?” The record high is 7, the record low is 0 000
Jyrados @jyrados.bsky.social · 31/01/2025The ability to mute entire subreddits was quite possibly the greatest change ever made to reddit 000
Jyrados @jyrados.bsky.social · 27/01/2025I have decided that in the future, my first cat will be the oldest cat I can find in a shelter. 000
Jyrados @jyrados.bsky.social · 26/01/2025My current issue: I want a cat but my landlord doesn’t allow pets But if I move, I probably won’t be able to afford a cat anyways 020
Jyrados @jyrados.bsky.social · 24/01/2025Warframe is a 12 year old game, why can’t you sort the weapons by type 010
Jyrados @jyrados.bsky.social · 23/01/2025Saw the alley raccoon eating out of the cat’s food bowl but the idk what to do around raccoons so I had to just watch that bastard eat food that didn’t belong to him 010
Jyrados @jyrados.bsky.social · 23/01/2025I swear to god my downstairs neighbor has a secret drilling operation going on in there with how much noise he makes all day 000
Jyrados @jyrados.bsky.social · 19/01/2025My next door neighbor’s bedroom is on the other side of my own bedroom wall. Incidentally, our beds are also both against the wall. I’m a night person and always hear him snoring. Tonight I heard his door close and then not 30 seconds later I hear him snoring. Buddy was dead tired 000
Jyrados @jyrados.bsky.social · 18/01/2025A player in Warframe DMd me just to say my build was garbage 000
Jyrados @jyrados.bsky.social · 17/01/2025This fat fuck is one of several outdoor cats that my neighbor feeds. Idk its name so I call it Cinnamon Toast Crunch 010
Jyrados @jyrados.bsky.social · 16/01/2025Do y’all ever think about if your teeth suddenly cracked like ice cubes do when you place em in water? 000
Jyrados @jyrados.bsky.social · 14/01/2025Me to the car in front of me at the McDonald’s drivethru at 2am: “why the hell are you here” 000
Jyrados @jyrados.bsky.social · 11/01/2025My motivation to take more walks is to try and mentally map out what the territory of each outdoor cat in my neighborhood is 000
Jyrados @jyrados.bsky.social · 10/01/2025I was out tryna fix my car and one of the outdoor cats my neighbor has stared at me for a full 6 seconds. When does the blessing wear off 000
Jyrados @jyrados.bsky.social · 07/01/2025Challenge run videos are so funny. “Can you beat Lord’s of Chungus by only using snowballs?” Yes you can. I know this because you made a video on it 000
Jyrados @jyrados.bsky.social · 05/01/2025Is there a Minecraft mod where your parents are proud of you 010
Jyrados @jyrados.bsky.social · 03/01/2025Y’all I was playing Warframe earlier and I saw another frame squat down and sniff Ember’s ass in the background of my merchant screen for like two minutes straight 000
Jyrados @jyrados.bsky.social · 21/12/2024As someone who rolls around in bed a lot, getting a weighted blanket would probably make me jacked after a week or two 000
Jyrados @jyrados.bsky.social · 20/12/2024All I want for Christmas is for my landlord to like animals so I can get a cat 010
Jyrados @jyrados.bsky.social · 19/12/2024New raccoon vs cat lore: there’s a new outdoor cat in town that got in a fight with the local raccoon and u think it won cuz now the cat won’t leave the alley. If my window is open and I don’t make too much noise, I can hear them fight outside. I’m rooting for the new boss cat 000
Jyrados @jyrados.bsky.social · 18/12/2024I learned how to type fast cuz of a Minecraft paintball server I used to play a ton in grade school. Respawn timers were instant so you had to type fast if you wanted to talk shit 000
Jyrados @jyrados.bsky.social · 14/12/2024I tried to curate my fyp with cat accounts cuz I think cats are cute but now the algorithm is showing me cats AND furrys how do I delete the furrys from my fyp pls help 010
Jyrados @jyrados.bsky.social · 13/12/2024When I was in 4th and 5th grade, every student was required to write exclusively in cursive because they kept telling us that every teacher after them would require it. I never used cursive after that point 000
Jyrados @jyrados.bsky.social · 12/12/2024Living in an area with high latino population has led me to learn Spanish for qol interactions and now I’m immune to when they pretend not to speak English. 000
Jyrados @jyrados.bsky.social · 11/12/2024It is absolutely criminal that windows 11 is generations slower than windows 10. Who tf approved the release 100
Jyrados @jyrados.bsky.social · 10/12/2024My Zelda lore knowledge is unmatched. Challenge me if you dare 000
Jyrados @jyrados.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Saw all three of the neighbor’s outdoor cats today. Nothing can ruin today. 000
Jyrados @jyrados.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Got neighbors below me with super loud kids so I’m gonna start playing high pitched noises at 17,000 hertz and aim the speaker directly into the floor 000
Jyrados @jyrados.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Somewhere out there, someone is saying this exact thing to the other CEOs 000
Jyrados @jyrados.bsky.social · 04/12/2024My neighbor’s outdoor cats like to hide under the cars and one of the cats I presumed dead suddenly returned the other day with a side piece 000
Jyrados @jyrados.bsky.social · 02/12/2024I wish the faction you picked in fallout 4 could visit and walk around your settlements like they do in diamond city 010
Jyrados @jyrados.bsky.social · 02/12/2024My timeline is all cats and I would contribute if my landlord allowed pets and also my roommate’s throat didn’t close up when he gets near one 020
Jyrados @jyrados.bsky.social · 29/11/2024A few nights per week, the raccoon that lives in the alley below my window gets in a fight with a street cat but their fights have been less frequent as it gets colder 000
Jyrados @jyrados.bsky.social · 26/11/2024An older lady near me has outdoor cats and most of em hang out under the cars during winter but the white, orange, and black one that I named “Cinnamon Toast Crunch” curls up in the dirt against the building and I feel real bad for it sleeping out in the cold 000
Jyrados @jyrados.bsky.social · 23/11/2024Have to redo 40 hours of work cuz my manager said the reqs changed when I went to submit it and honestly he can eat my entire ass 000
Jyrados @jyrados.bsky.social · 22/11/2024The Bethesda modding experience: >game runs >add mod >enter area >game crashes >disable mod >enter area >game crashes >disable all mods >enter area >game crashes >verify all files on steam and enable mods again >enter area >game mysteriously works now >repeat for each additional mod 000
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