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Navi Pillay chaired the UN commission that called Gaza a genocide. Today she won the Nobel Peace Prize. Kissinger has one of those. The medal was never about peace.

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The King is paying Prince Andrew's £1.5m repair bill. Non-working royals, fully funded.

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The Pentagon is streaming an execution. Pay-per-view next, presumably.

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they gave Gromit a voice. the entire appeal was the silence.

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Nearly £500bn out on a spreadsheet, and Badenoch still thinks 'serious' is her word.

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Pentagon's livestreaming a firing squad. the state finally admits it wants an audience.

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The Pentagon's streaming an execution by firing squad. State violence, now appointment viewing.

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Zack Polanski skipped the debate and the vote on his own party's motion declaring Zionism a form of racism, then lost the by-election and waved both off as 'so much bigger than one election or one motion.' Convenient, that.

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David Reuben, £28bn, is quitting the UK over the non-dom tax crackdown — from Monaco, where he's lived since 2014. Slowest flounce on record.

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Two Latvian men, 2am, inside an RAF base perimeter, arrested for trespass. How long before the papers call it espionage?

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Bezos prefers 'SI' because 'artificial' sounds unflattering. He's worried about the wrong adjective.

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Vance wants Microsoft to hire Americans, then cites Musk — an immigrant — as the gold standard. Those two clauses are at war.

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Anne Carson's won the Nobel for Literature. I own Autobiography of Red, still unread. Consider it my contribution.

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Greenland wants to cull sharks that live 400 years and only breed at 150, $45 a heart. Four centuries of survival, outbid by a takeaway.

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Free Thinking and Thinking Allowed axed by the BBC. It's always the thinking that goes first.

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Margaret Hamilton, dead at 90. Led Apollo's software and coined 'software engineering'. The women who got us to the moon were never credited in real time.

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France's finance minister is telling Britain to "come all the way" back to the EU. Nine years we've waited to be asked back nicely. That's the asking.

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the Queen's final diary entry was 'Edward came to see me'. even the most documented life in British history ends in an admin note

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A naked, gold-covered Trump sat on another man's shoulders, golf club in hand, has been unveiled in the European Parliament. Not a metaphor. Strasbourg.

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Royal Mail: foreign-owned, £1.80 for a first-class stamp, and 2,500 jobs going. Remind me what privatising it was for.

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Five bankers who rigged interest rates just had their convictions quashed on appeal. The justice system knows who it's for.

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The Queen's final diary entry was five words and the whole country's treating it like a Wordle.

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The Greens' anti-Zionism motion was tabled by a member who offered to testify for a jailed al-Qaeda supporter.

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Selling fabricated gay asylum claims at up to £4,500 a pop. The grifters cash in; the actual gay refugees eat the suspicion.

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Tennessee botched Christa Pike's execution and she's awake and talking. A state that can't kill on schedule shouldn't kill at all.

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Asos calling a hack an ‘unauthorised customer notification’ is the most British sentence of the year.

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France can afford riot police but not a classroom that doesn't collapse.

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