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John 🏖️🚲🏝️🍹

@jwodziak.bsky.social
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Sarcasm. Cooking. Golf. Boats. Clemson. &l✓%€√#&/ NYRangers. The order varies. Somewhat. Moved to a red state for dubious reasons.

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John 🏖️🚲🏝️🍹 @jwodziak.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Bless Cindy's little black heart this is hilarious.
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Lisa @footenotes.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I have thought about this for a long time (12 seconds) and if my remains must be kept in a food container for eternity, it's gonna be in 24 portions in a Bonne Maman Advent calendar
The 2026 Bonne Maman Advent calendar features 24 small boxes nestled in a red calendar. Each box has a holiday package in wrapping paper and a ribbon. It's tres cute.
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John 🏖️🚲🏝️🍹 @jwodziak.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I can't think of a better way for Moscow Mitch McConnell to prove he's alive than to show up for work and fog a mirror. Actually speaking English words that make sense together is a double bonus.
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John 🏖️🚲🏝️🍹 @jwodziak.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Not for nothing, but if Nadene Graham Nordone can become NadIne (sp?) Graham _______ when it's politically expedient for her, then any he/she can become they to make it through the day, every day. Something about hypocrisy from Central, SC, if y'all know what I mean. @drannieandrews.com
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John 🏖️🚲🏝️🍹 @jwodziak.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Has anybody checked in on the folks on the Iberian peninsula? Are they ok?
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John 🏖️🚲🏝️🍹 @jwodziak.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Trump has done something environmentally friendly! Think of all the fossil fuel emissions his stupid aimless war has stopped from being possible.
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John 🏖️🚲🏝️🍹 @jwodziak.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
We❤️our children. Please drive carefully.
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John 🏖️🚲🏝️🍹 @jwodziak.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
@support.bsky.team knocks this one out of the park. If the park is a PlaySkool farm set. I expected much better than being told to reboot my phone everytime it auto switches from light mode to dark mode. Which BTW, also resets the scroll position in Bsky.
Hello,
 
Thank you for reporting this — you are absolutely right that switching between light and dark mode should not reset your scroll position, and we apologize for the inconvenience.
 
In the meantime, please try the following:
 
Check for app updates
Clear the app cache
Delete and reinstall the Bluesky app from the Google Play Store
Alternatively, set your Galaxy S22 system theme to your preference and enable 'Follow System Theme' in Bluesky settings so the app changes automatically without a manual switch.
If the issue persists, try switching to a web browser.
Restarting your device can often help resolve the issue.
 
If error persists and if you have questions, please let us know. 
Regards!
Bluesky Customer Support
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John 🏖️🚲🏝️🍹 @jwodziak.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Some interviewer should ask Drumpf these 3 questions in order. 1. What are your goals in Iran? 2. What are your goals in Venezuela? 3. What are your goals in Iran? The 3rd answer will not match the first, and a staffer will shut down the interview in world record speed.
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John 🏖️🚲🏝️🍹 @jwodziak.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Gee, maybe if SCOTUS hadn't given Trump immunity from following the law something could be done about it.
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John 🏖️🚲🏝️🍹 @jwodziak.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
More like... I got internal bleeding from being slapped on my back by my ICE buddies after I murdered that f-ing bitch.
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John 🏖️🚲🏝️🍹 @jwodziak.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social now has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever. Eminent Domain for Trump Tower.
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John 🏖️🚲🏝️🍹 @jwodziak.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
"Nancy" Karen Mace, who wants to be governess of SC had a temper tantrum the other day. I'm sure it had something to do with what bathroom she used. wapo.st/47R0dP9 (Gift Link)
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Nancy Mace berated airport police and TSA agents, incident report says
The report claims Mace called officers “incompetent” and accused them of mistreating her.
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John 🏖️🚲🏝️🍹 @jwodziak.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Hey Miami
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John 🏖️🚲🏝️🍹 @jwodziak.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
So very tempted to tag Hillary on this to see if she has any pull with Bubba these days. Or if they even talk.
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John 🏖️🚲🏝️🍹 @jwodziak.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
I refuse to celebrate any country that runs concentration camps.
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John 🏖️🚲🏝️🍹 @jwodziak.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
So, if this Big Fugly Beautiful BullShyatt Bill is so amazing, And will actually help everyone..why the delay, why the obfuscation, why the behind the scene arm twists and threats If this bill is so great and above board, and the numbers aren't lies...Why all the BS? (gift link) wapo.st/4lSBPRF
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Senate GOP closes in on passing Trump’s tax bill, but holdouts remain
Senate Republicans hope they are hours away from passing their massive tax and immigration bill. But the outcome is far from certain.
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John 🏖️🚲🏝️🍹 @jwodziak.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Simple way to understand the #tarrifs.... Your new iPhone is now 1/3 more expensive. Your new Galaxy is now 1/4 more expensive. Is this what you voted for?
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John 🏖️🚲🏝️🍹 @jwodziak.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Fuck @schumer.senate.gov He should resign in disgrace. He is also now up there with Moscow Mitch in the pantheon of people who destroyed America. Nice company. Go drool on each other.
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Clean Observer @hammbear2024.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
“They’re already destroying the government. Do you know how happy they’re going to be to have no vote over this for six months? You’re not making anything more stable. You’re greasing the runway.”
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John 🏖️🚲🏝️🍹 @jwodziak.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
The replies on this are almost as bad as the other app.
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John 🏖️🚲🏝️🍹 @jwodziak.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
I am sorry to say, at this moment, I finally get where @downgoesbrown.bsky.social fatalism comes from with Austin Matthews as your captain. But then again, I'm a #$#+ Rangers fan, so Sean and I are already drinking buds.
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John 🏖️🚲🏝️🍹 @jwodziak.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Just in case you thought the magats were respecting the courts.
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John 🏖️🚲🏝️🍹 @jwodziak.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Hay @washingtonpost.com Do you see a pattern here? Maybe did Bozos give $1M to a felon?
Illegal stuff on the BozoPo front page
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John 🏖️🚲🏝️🍹 @jwodziak.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
And the winner of the badly reffed Child Molester bowl between Catholics and State Penn is... Disney errr ESPN
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John 🏖️🚲🏝️🍹 @jwodziak.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
"My diet Coke tastes like Mayo" @dukesmayobowl.bsky.social You've taken it way to far.
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