Wil @jwilriver.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Drake Maye has the yips and I’m tired pretending he doesn’t 010
Wil @jwilriver.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Soon, NVIDIA cards will let you mod huge knockers on the AI recruiter interviewing you for a position at the gas station 010
Wil @jwilriver.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Why are people covering GTA 6, a sequel to a game that sold over 200 million copies, instead of how cool Kings Quest is??? 010
Wil @jwilriver.bsky.social · 27/08/2026RDR2 was the first game I legit role played. I’d make coffee, eat and talk to the crew each morning before leaving camp and end each session back at camp or in a hotel 120
Wil @jwilriver.bsky.social · 13/08/2026A lot of Pokémon are going to die and MSM will remain silent as always 0130
Wil @jwilriver.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Pausing for one second before saying “One” out loud fixes this 000
Wil @jwilriver.bsky.social · 07/08/2026This feels like the kind of bet your friends can clown on you for no matter the result 110
Wil @jwilriver.bsky.social · 07/08/2026The TL has mostly rejected the most recent Logo Generator. I’m proud of y’all 000
Wil @jwilriver.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Poo Pierce is just the tip of the iceberg. You gotta follow the skid marks 130
Wil @jwilriver.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Nintendo constantly reminds us that it makes and markets games primarily for children 122
Wil @jwilriver.bsky.social · 28/07/2026This platform whips so much ass. Fix your heart. It’s not too late 000
Wil @jwilriver.bsky.social · 19/07/2026This is what Silver looks like AFTER drinking the blood of his victims 000
Wil @jwilriver.bsky.social · 10/07/2026The 2026 NBA offseason word of the summer that your favorite podcaster is using is “optionality” 080
Wil @jwilriver.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Joel I’m not exaggerating when I say I think about your Slow Burn season on Justice Clarence Thomas at least once a month. Fantastic work by you. Hope you get the chance to do something like it again someday. Everybody stop hating on Joel! 010
Wil @jwilriver.bsky.social · 25/06/2026The new lottery odds are going to reveal who the real terrible teams are. I’m not sure the Hornets win 40 games last year under the new rules 000
Wil @jwilriver.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Yeah that’s gotta be followed Valve’s 30% cut on every sale on Steam 020
Wil @jwilriver.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Tired: The horse balls shrink realistically in cold weather conditions Wired: That ass looks great 072
Wil @jwilriver.bsky.social · 15/06/2026The number of podcasters who said the WCF were the “real finals” revealed to us who does not, in fact, know ball 000
Wil @jwilriver.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Nintendo just show us the Ocarina of Time remake I gotta get back to work 000
Wil @jwilriver.bsky.social · 04/06/2026My Summer Game Fest prediction is that we get a slick, new GTA VI trailer and at the end it says, “Coming March 2027 lmfao” 000
Wil @jwilriver.bsky.social · 04/06/2026That entire sequence I’m sitting there thinking how cool it was but also how incredibly difficult it must have been to put together 010
Wil @jwilriver.bsky.social · 27/05/2026“Caruso just grabbed at his ankle!”What are you talking about Reggie? 000