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Wil

@jwilriver.bsky.social
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Wil @jwilriver.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Is it the cousin to “Burning Finger”?
Close up image of Burning Gundam’s “Burning Finger” maneuver from the G Gundam anime series
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Wil @jwilriver.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Drake Maye has the yips and I’m tired pretending he doesn’t
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Wil @jwilriver.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Mfer said “I’m dumb” on cable news
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Wil @jwilriver.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Petition to label Kingdom Hearts fans as Disney Adults
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Wil @jwilriver.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
When’s the “Why my bet on Bari Weiss was Wrong” piece?
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Wil @jwilriver.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Wil @jwilriver.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Two days, it turns out
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Wil @jwilriver.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Soon, NVIDIA cards will let you mod huge knockers on the AI recruiter interviewing you for a position at the gas station
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Wil @jwilriver.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
You sure about that?!?!?
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Wil @jwilriver.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Why are people covering GTA 6, a sequel to a game that sold over 200 million copies, instead of how cool Kings Quest is???
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Wil @jwilriver.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
RDR2 was the first game I legit role played. I’d make coffee, eat and talk to the crew each morning before leaving camp and end each session back at camp or in a hotel
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Wil @jwilriver.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
How long before Google makes the name change in Maps?
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Wil @jwilriver.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
No chance
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Wil @jwilriver.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
A lot of Pokémon are going to die and MSM will remain silent as always
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Wil @jwilriver.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Pausing for one second before saying “One” out loud fixes this
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Wil @jwilriver.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
This feels like the kind of bet your friends can clown on you for no matter the result
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Wil @jwilriver.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The TL has mostly rejected the most recent Logo Generator. I’m proud of y’all
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Wil @jwilriver.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Real one detected
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Wil @jwilriver.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Poo Pierce is just the tip of the iceberg. You gotta follow the skid marks
Photo of Deepthroat from the film “All the Presidents Men”
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Wil @jwilriver.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Nintendo constantly reminds us that it makes and markets games primarily for children
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Wil @jwilriver.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
This platform whips so much ass. Fix your heart. It’s not too late
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Wil @jwilriver.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Folks, are we getting worked?
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Wil @jwilriver.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Kevin Feige must never read this
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Wil @jwilriver.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
This is what Silver looks like AFTER drinking the blood of his victims
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Wil @jwilriver.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
It is not, in fact, coming home
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Wil @jwilriver.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
What a snitch
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Wil @jwilriver.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
The 2026 NBA offseason word of the summer that your favorite podcaster is using is “optionality”
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Wil @jwilriver.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Joel I’m not exaggerating when I say I think about your Slow Burn season on Justice Clarence Thomas at least once a month. Fantastic work by you. Hope you get the chance to do something like it again someday. Everybody stop hating on Joel!
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Wil @jwilriver.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Clear and obvious bait
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Wil @jwilriver.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Hell yeah
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Wil @jwilriver.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
The new lottery odds are going to reveal who the real terrible teams are. I’m not sure the Hornets win 40 games last year under the new rules
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Wil @jwilriver.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
The future is socialist. Get in or get out
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Wil @jwilriver.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Some might say he’s the best herb
Photo of Basil Exposition from film series Austin Powers
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Wil @jwilriver.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Yeah that’s gotta be followed Valve’s 30% cut on every sale on Steam
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Wil @jwilriver.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Tired: The horse balls shrink realistically in cold weather conditions Wired: That ass looks great
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Wil @jwilriver.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
The number of podcasters who said the WCF were the “real finals” revealed to us who does not, in fact, know ball
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Wil @jwilriver.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Knicks have the Spurs right where they want them
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Wil @jwilriver.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Nintendo just show us the Ocarina of Time remake I gotta get back to work
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Wil @jwilriver.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
We are all BEGATing to get tired of this, amirite?
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Wil @jwilriver.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Some might even call it Unethical
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Wil @jwilriver.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Delete this
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Wil @jwilriver.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
My Summer Game Fest prediction is that we get a slick, new GTA VI trailer and at the end it says, “Coming March 2027 lmfao”
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Wil @jwilriver.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
That entire sequence I’m sitting there thinking how cool it was but also how incredibly difficult it must have been to put together
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Wil @jwilriver.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
GOAT
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Wil @jwilriver.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Happy birthday. I’ll call my mom tonight
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Wil @jwilriver.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Folks are saying the President filled his diaper
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Wil @jwilriver.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Steak Machine might cost $2,000
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Wil @jwilriver.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
“Caruso just grabbed at his ankle!”What are you talking about Reggie?
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Wil @jwilriver.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Congrats to the Knicks and keep a close eye on Josh Hart
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Wil @jwilriver.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
We need a Coke-Pepsi style taste test for Mexican food
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