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Skippy

@jwheat.bsky.social
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Skippy @jwheat.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Survey asks for message for Democratic Party. Answer: "We want progressive and aggressive candidates who aren't raping, Nazi assholes." Survey then asks what message do I have for Graham Platner. Answer: "You're a raping, Nazi asshole. Go home. Or to Hell. Either way."
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Skippy @jwheat.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
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Skippy @jwheat.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
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Skippy @jwheat.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
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Skippy @jwheat.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
For any SNL/Lonely Island fans:
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Skippy @jwheat.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
This is from Ken White, a former federal prosecutor and current defense attorney. He carries no water for Trump or the federal government.
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Skippy @jwheat.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Good lord. Also, reminiscent of:
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Skippy @jwheat.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
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Skippy @jwheat.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
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Skippy @jwheat.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Done.
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Skippy @jwheat.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
If you see this, post a vampire.
Vampire Russell Edgington takes over a newscast after impaling the real anchor with his arm, which is now covered in blood.
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Skippy @jwheat.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
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Skippy @jwheat.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
...and Red Dragon
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Skippy @jwheat.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Manhunter
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Skippy @jwheat.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
I refuse to join BluSky -- I don't want to become part of the echo Chambers.
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Skippy @jwheat.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
I refuse to join Bluesky -- I don't want to become part of a Klecko chamber.
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Skippy @jwheat.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
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Skippy @jwheat.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
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Skippy @jwheat.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
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Skippy @jwheat.bsky.social · 09/08/2024
Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source.
Vampire Russell Edginton of True Blood delivering a monologue after interrupting a newscast by punching through the anchorman's chest and tossing his spine aside.
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Skippy @jwheat.bsky.social · 04/08/2024
Son, shut the hell up about Pikachu for 30 seconds.
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Skippy @jwheat.bsky.social · 24/07/2024
Have you seen these two hanging around the area?
The twins from the Mothra series.
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Skippy @jwheat.bsky.social · 31/05/2024
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Skippy @jwheat.bsky.social · 08/05/2024
Great choice. From the same movie, but hilarious:
From the movie Scream, Stu on the phone feeling a little woozy here.
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Skippy @jwheat.bsky.social · 29/04/2024
The Tin Man from The Wizard of Oz with the caption, "Oil Can."
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Skippy @jwheat.bsky.social · 09/04/2024
You were right about the experience. It was my first and I'm not going to go crazy, but it was a genuinely spectacular experience. My little Seestar scope got some great pics (all automatic, didn't have to tend to it!).
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Skippy @jwheat.bsky.social · 22/03/2024
@philplait.bsky.social I know some hardcore hobbyists are looking down on the new smart-scopes. But I had my 1st chance to use mine tonight & got this after just a few minutes of exposures in a Bortle 7 sky, no post-processing (learning that next). Mission accomplished, "toy" scope, I'm hooked.
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Skippy @jwheat.bsky.social · 17/03/2024
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Skippy @jwheat.bsky.social · 13/03/2024
Oh boy. So IIRC, you wash your hands *after* eating and now we learn you do...all of that, every day. "There's some garbage you can live with!"
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Skippy @jwheat.bsky.social · 26/11/2023
Obligatory:
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Skippy @jwheat.bsky.social · 23/10/2023
"I tell ya, country clubs and cemeteries, biggest wastes of prime real estate."
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Skippy @jwheat.bsky.social · 22/10/2023
Might be over the too-skanky line, but I think it would fit the budget.
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Skippy @jwheat.bsky.social · 11/10/2023
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Skippy @jwheat.bsky.social · 02/10/2023
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Skippy @jwheat.bsky.social · 30/09/2023
It's uncanny.
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Skippy @jwheat.bsky.social · 29/09/2023
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