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John Dorian Smith

@jwcjds.bsky.social
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24 | Alright at video games | Employed

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John Dorian Smith @jwcjds.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Born too late for Y2K, but just in time for the Year 2038 problem
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John Dorian Smith @jwcjds.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
In 20 months it will be 26/26/26
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John Dorian Smith @jwcjds.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I used to think Boba Fett's name was "Bubble Fat" and that his whole thing was shooting Bubbles of Fat at people that blew up
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John Dorian Smith @jwcjds.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
I think I am too poor to play Legacy sadly
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John Dorian Smith @jwcjds.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Remembering that one time 10 years ago when my dad ordered a tablet online and got delivered 5 of them
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John Dorian Smith @jwcjds.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
I saw we were talking about #splashdown ???? Didn't expect a deep cut band to be getting so much attention in the big 2026
Splashdown Album Cover
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John Dorian Smith @jwcjds.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
I feel like we need a little less "In God We Trust" and a little more "E Pluribus Unum" these days #bringbacktheplurb
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John Dorian Smith @jwcjds.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Do you guys know any good places around here to get the Tylenol Latte?
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John Dorian Smith @jwcjds.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
If the inbreeding levels of your cats in Mewgenics is too high I don't think I trust you
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John Dorian Smith @jwcjds.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Mewgenics is crazy, I narrowly defeated the boss of The Future with only 1 guy (my silly jester) not getting downed and then the corpses of all my downed guys were blown up by the bosses death sequence (still got that rare furniture box tho)
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John Dorian Smith @jwcjds.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Mewgenics really has the best video game soundtrack ever, and I think it's partially because of the lyrics. You'd think the lyrics would get tiresome pretty quickly, but in-game you're mostly listening to the instrumental versions of the tracks, and the lyrics only come in during the boss fights
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John Dorian Smith @jwcjds.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
"The Big Game"? yeah dude, I'm gonna get mewgenics when it comes out on Tuesday
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John Dorian Smith @jwcjds.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
@edmundm.bsky.social Would you first pick this guy in Vintage cube draft? (Assuming there was no power in the pack)
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edmundm.bsky.social @edmundm.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Mewgenics releases feb 10th! wishlist on steam today! www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8X4...
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Mewgenics Features Trailer
YouTube video by Edmund McMillen
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John Dorian Smith @jwcjds.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
you guys should buy mewgenics it is going to be game of the century
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edmundm.bsky.social @edmundm.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
If you guys want me posting on here more, please follow and let others know where im at !
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John Dorian Smith @jwcjds.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Smoking fat doinks rolled in pages of the Stellar Almanac
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John Dorian Smith @jwcjds.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
If Cocaine were released as a consumer product today they'd probably market it as "Craveable" or some shit
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John Dorian Smith @jwcjds.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
My most embarrassing moment is that I thought Sleep Token was some sort of crypto thing until yesterday
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John Dorian Smith @jwcjds.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Oh good heavens! I appear to be stuck in this lightless cavern! If only some sort of benevolent creature well-suited to this environment would be able to lead me to safety... The Humble Mole:
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John Dorian Smith @jwcjds.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
I wonder if this is the first Cat on the Source Engine
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John Dorian Smith @jwcjds.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Tarkir prerelease was GOATed
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John Dorian Smith @jwcjds.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Any tips for surviving this next Great Depression?
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John Dorian Smith @jwcjds.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Ancient Den Unbanned in modern , no other changes
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John Dorian Smith @jwcjds.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
I enjoy playing the Joe mirror match in Magic: the Gathering
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John Dorian Smith @jwcjds.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
I'm like if Duncan and Harold from Total Drama Island had a kid
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John Dorian Smith @jwcjds.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
How we doing
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John Dorian Smith @jwcjds.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Was anyone else created using alchemical methods or is that just me
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John Dorian Smith @jwcjds.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
What can we do guys
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John Dorian Smith @jwcjds.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
#promosky Looking for mutuals! -Torturing your Homunculus
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John Dorian Smith @jwcjds.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Having a job is great it's like daycare but I get paid
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John Dorian Smith @jwcjds.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Me imagining my first paycheck
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