John Dorian Smith @jwcjds.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Born too late for Y2K, but just in time for the Year 2038 problem 000
John Dorian Smith @jwcjds.bsky.social · 08/06/2026I used to think Boba Fett's name was "Bubble Fat" and that his whole thing was shooting Bubbles of Fat at people that blew up 020
John Dorian Smith @jwcjds.bsky.social · 29/04/2026Remembering that one time 10 years ago when my dad ordered a tablet online and got delivered 5 of them 000
John Dorian Smith @jwcjds.bsky.social · 11/04/2026I saw we were talking about #splashdown ???? Didn't expect a deep cut band to be getting so much attention in the big 2026 000
John Dorian Smith @jwcjds.bsky.social · 11/04/2026I feel like we need a little less "In God We Trust" and a little more "E Pluribus Unum" these days #bringbacktheplurb 000
John Dorian Smith @jwcjds.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Do you guys know any good places around here to get the Tylenol Latte? 011
John Dorian Smith @jwcjds.bsky.social · 04/03/2026If the inbreeding levels of your cats in Mewgenics is too high I don't think I trust you 000
John Dorian Smith @jwcjds.bsky.social · 25/02/2026Mewgenics is crazy, I narrowly defeated the boss of The Future with only 1 guy (my silly jester) not getting downed and then the corpses of all my downed guys were blown up by the bosses death sequence (still got that rare furniture box tho) 010
John Dorian Smith @jwcjds.bsky.social · 13/02/2026Mewgenics really has the best video game soundtrack ever, and I think it's partially because of the lyrics. You'd think the lyrics would get tiresome pretty quickly, but in-game you're mostly listening to the instrumental versions of the tracks, and the lyrics only come in during the boss fights 041
John Dorian Smith @jwcjds.bsky.social · 09/02/2026"The Big Game"? yeah dude, I'm gonna get mewgenics when it comes out on Tuesday 041
John Dorian Smith @jwcjds.bsky.social · 31/01/2026@edmundm.bsky.social Would you first pick this guy in Vintage cube draft? (Assuming there was no power in the pack) 040
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John Dorian Smith @jwcjds.bsky.social · 29/01/2026you guys should buy mewgenics it is going to be game of the century 000
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John Dorian Smith @jwcjds.bsky.social · 23/11/2025Smoking fat doinks rolled in pages of the Stellar Almanac 100
John Dorian Smith @jwcjds.bsky.social · 01/08/2025If Cocaine were released as a consumer product today they'd probably market it as "Craveable" or some shit 000
John Dorian Smith @jwcjds.bsky.social · 24/06/2025My most embarrassing moment is that I thought Sleep Token was some sort of crypto thing until yesterday 010
John Dorian Smith @jwcjds.bsky.social · 01/05/2025Oh good heavens! I appear to be stuck in this lightless cavern! If only some sort of benevolent creature well-suited to this environment would be able to lead me to safety... The Humble Mole: 040
John Dorian Smith @jwcjds.bsky.social · 16/04/2025I wonder if this is the first Cat on the Source Engine 030
John Dorian Smith @jwcjds.bsky.social · 03/04/2025Any tips for surviving this next Great Depression? 000
John Dorian Smith @jwcjds.bsky.social · 31/03/2025Ancient Den Unbanned in modern , no other changes 000
John Dorian Smith @jwcjds.bsky.social · 18/03/2025I enjoy playing the Joe mirror match in Magic: the Gathering 010
John Dorian Smith @jwcjds.bsky.social · 28/02/2025I'm like if Duncan and Harold from Total Drama Island had a kid 000
John Dorian Smith @jwcjds.bsky.social · 05/02/2025Was anyone else created using alchemical methods or is that just me 010
John Dorian Smith @jwcjds.bsky.social · 20/12/2024#promosky Looking for mutuals! -Torturing your Homunculus 040
John Dorian Smith @jwcjds.bsky.social · 12/12/2024Having a job is great it's like daycare but I get paid 010