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Joe Warminsky

@jwarminsky.bsky.social

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News Editor at The Record: @therecordmedia.bsky.social [ Tired of bios ] [ Often thinking about music ] [ Etc. ]

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Joe Warminsky @jwarminsky.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Me right now, watching this 4-run inning

Joe Warminsky @jwarminsky.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Joe Warminsky @jwarminsky.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

They did their own stunts in “9 to 5”

Joe Warminsky @jwarminsky.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

the OG

An orangutan with an oxygen feed in its nostril. A rubber-gloved hand cradles its head. Meme text at the bottom of the image: DAY AFTER LEG DAY

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Joe Warminsky @jwarminsky.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Unrelated: gonna send this to Inzane Johnny

Joe Warminsky @jwarminsky.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Joe Warminsky @jwarminsky.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Joe Warminsky @jwarminsky.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

England right now

PICK TWO
THEY WILL DEFEND YOU
THE REST IS COMING TO KILL YOU

https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2396909-choice-games

Joe Warminsky @jwarminsky.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Michael Caine in thick glasses

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Joe Warminsky @jwarminsky.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

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Joe Warminsky @jwarminsky.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

What’s their argument? Wrong answers only.

Screenshot of the Gmail inbox preview of an email from LinkedIn News that says “A case for shorts in the office”

Joe Warminsky @jwarminsky.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

unedited pics or it didn't happen

Long, politically loaded statement posted July 1, 2026, as an image to the X account of Nick Adams, the special presidential envoy for tourism, about the World Cup fan known as FreddyLA7 visiting the White House.

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Joe Warminsky @jwarminsky.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

🙄

Screenshot from X of a post on June 28, 2026, by @FreddyLA7, saying “It’s been amazing but when I’m back in Germany I’m gonna close this account. The ‘influencer’ life is not for me.”

Joe Warminsky @jwarminsky.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

As we remember David Hockney, let’s not forget other great pool painters

A painting of dogs playing pool. A bulldog with a cigarette in his mouth prepares to hit the cue ball as other dogs look on. https://www.etsy.com/listing/953485056/dogs-playing-pool-by-cassius-coolidge

Joe Warminsky @jwarminsky.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

If you stare at this set list long enough, you’re transported to the back of a fancy space-themed van with a black light and a smoke machine inside

Set list for the first show of Rush’s 2026 tour, at the Kia Forum on June 7, 2026, in Inglewood, California. Screenshot from Revolver magazine on IG.

Joe Warminsky @jwarminsky.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Walked out my door and discovered PorchFest was deep uptown

Joe Warminsky @jwarminsky.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Gotta be honest about my male living space

Screenshot of a scene from HBO’s “Industry.” The Jesse Bloom character is using the ballroom in a London mansion as his trading room. At the far end of the floor is a large rug and a giant bank of financial screens. Bloom sits at the desk in an office chair facing away from the camera. Foreground right is the character Gus, in dark slacks and a dark overcoat, holding an envelope full of cash. Giant chandeliers provide light overhead. A basketball hoop stands near the middle of the otherwise empty room.

Joe Warminsky @jwarminsky.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

your typical music influencer

Photo of a full color newsprint edition of the comic Family Circus on May 20, 2026. Inside the circle, red-haired child Jeffy holds a shovel in his left hand and is pointing at a small hole in the ground. The caption underneath says, Mommy! Guess what I discovered! Rock!”

Joe Warminsky @jwarminsky.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

This is the aesthetic I wanted for the Masters Of The Universe movie

A clipping from an old Entertainment Weekly magazine rests on a gray background. The clipping is small and square. It’s an image of the original animated He-Man — standing proud in his red banana hammock and blue breastplate, sword at rest across his back — towering over some normal humans. At the bottom, the magazine added the fake quote, “Does this breastplate make me look fat?”

Joe Warminsky @jwarminsky.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Who told Chris Martin, “you should rock the Zuck look”

Chris Martin of Coldplay, with curly blond hair, in a blue T-shirt, and wearing a small pendant, making an announcement for a halftime show at the World Cup final. Behind him are clusters of colored balloons and fake trees. To his left are the Muppets Animal and Elmo.

Joe Warminsky @jwarminsky.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

weirdest headline of the day

Screenshot of a WSJ.com headline: Can Drake’s New Album End Rap’s Cold Streak

Joe Warminsky @jwarminsky.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

Xzibit meme www.wsj.com/business/aut...

In Mikula’s view, car buying has become so absurd that what he’s doing makes perfect sense, even if it is a little offbeat. “You’re hiring a middleman to deal with the middleman to make the middleman more efficient,” he said.

Joe Warminsky @jwarminsky.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

ice hockey is a serious sport / everyone get ready for the

Screenshot of the NBC Olympics broadcast chiron showing POKÉMON INTERMISSION REPORT

Joe Warminsky @jwarminsky.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

Willie Colon had some of the tuffest album covers ever (and both albums are great). RIP

Front cover of Willie Colon’s “La Gran Fuga” album

Front cover of Willie Colon’s “Lo Mato …” album

Joe Warminsky @jwarminsky.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

first thing I see in the WaPo delivery bag today 😔

The print edition of the Feb. 5, 2026, Washington Post inside a translucent light blue delivery bag. Showing through is an in-house filler ad in the Classified section. The ad says “more SPORTS?” vertically, and at the bottom is more text: “Washington Post newsletters deliver more of what you’re looking for.” There is a URL for free signup.

Joe Warminsky @jwarminsky.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

you 🤝 the $60 pants

Screenshot of an advertisement for “The $60 pants that keep selling out.” White lettering over a background of dark blue corduroy pants. The pocket hem can be seen.

Joe Warminsky @jwarminsky.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

do the Double Bump

James Brown, with a mustache, on the set of episode 1 of his TV show "Future Shock" He's on a catwalk above the dancefloor, wearing a green vest with a big collar and matching green beltless slacks. His arms are bare and he grins as he announces the Rufus Thomas song "Do The Double Bump."

Joe Warminsky @jwarminsky.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

gotta open each message to see which one is which

A version of the "epic handshake" meme. The arm on the left is labeled "ICE warning (jumpouts)". The arm on the right is labeled "ICE warning (actual ice). Above the clenched hands it says, "DC Nextdoor listservs"

Joe Warminsky @jwarminsky.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

Damon Wayans as the Oswald Bates character in an episode of "In Living Colour." He's wearing a blue shirt that says COUNTY JAIL and is gesticulating with his left hand.

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Joe Warminsky @jwarminsky.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

me vs. the "cyber monday" emails

Joe Warminsky @jwarminsky.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

Shoutout to the guy who made a Gritty costume for a dog on a UK knitting competition show

A small gray dog in an orange and black knitted wool Gritty costume (Philadelphia Flyers mascot) on the British TV show “Game of Wool.”

Joe Warminsky @jwarminsky.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

Shoutout to the purported Meduza Stealer suspect in the Hello Kitty pants therecord.media/meduza-steal...

Joe Warminsky @jwarminsky.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

Fillmore, Silver Spring, 2015. This show still feels like it was last week.

Dangelo performs at the Fillmore in Silver Spring, Maryland, in 2015. He's weird a light-colored wide-brimmed hat, a stylish overcoat and holding an ornate guitar as he sings into a microphone.

Dangelo performs at the Fillmore in Silver Spring, Maryland, in 2015. He's playing an ornate electric guitar with his eyes closed. A dark hood/shawl/durag is over his head, and he's wearing a sleeveless black shirt.

Dangelo performs at the Fillmore in Silver Spring, Maryland, in 2015. He's crouching to say hello to the front row of the crowd. A chain dangles around his neck. He's smiling.

Dangelo performs at the Fillmore in Silver Spring, Maryland, in 2015. He's gesturing to the crowd for more energy. He's wearing a black sleeveless shirt and a gold chain dangles around his neck. Some of the band is in the background.

Joe Warminsky @jwarminsky.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

Shoutout to anybody in the DMV who has the Meat, Seafood and Poultry logo as a tattoo

Joe Warminsky @jwarminsky.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

I thought this said “lies” for a second

screenshot of a New York Times headline: A Glimpse Into the Extravagant Lives of New York City Teens

Joe Warminsky @jwarminsky.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

Elliott Gould, in giant plastic eyeglasses, a cravat and a smoking jacking, holding a cigar, in a scene from "Ocean's 11"

Joe Warminsky @jwarminsky.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

Just me and my Gen Z son, hangin out

Daryl Hall and John Oates, both wearing leather jackets, in a color photo likely from the 1970s. Hall’s bushy mustache and curly poofy hairdo would be very on-trend for 2025. For some people.

Joe Warminsky @jwarminsky.bsky.social · 26/08/2025

All I wanted was a fun time / and all I got was a

Teacherless AI school, a flesh-eating parasite & neighborhoods with gun crime

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Joe Warminsky @jwarminsky.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

yo dog

the rapper Xzibit smiling in the default image for the "Yo Dawg ..." meme

Joe Warminsky @jwarminsky.bsky.social · 03/08/2025

Shoutout to the Ross Ulbrecht sign that is permanently archived along South Dakota Avenue in DC

An advertisement for FreeRoss.org next to a rental electric bike stand on a sidewalk along South Dakota Avenue in Washington, DC. A snapshot of Lyn and Ross Ulbrecht appears on a white background. In a black strip above the photo is the website address.

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Joe Warminsky @jwarminsky.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

aw yeah

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Joe Warminsky @jwarminsky.bsky.social · 23/06/2025

This is a confusing product. “Nah man, I was a dry IV guy until I discovered THIS stuff.”

Single-serving packets of the hydration product Liquid I.V. lined up vertically against a sky blue background. From left to right the flavors are rocket pop, cotton candy, rainbow sherbet, tangerine and blackberry peach. Image is a partial screenshot of the front of the liquid-iv.com website.

Joe Warminsky @jwarminsky.bsky.social · 27/05/2025

It was stuff like "When the hackers are state-supported"

Joe Warminsky @jwarminsky.bsky.social · 24/05/2025

Best Star Trek Crew, wrong answers only

Black and white photo of Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, Julie Hagerty, Ross Harris and Peter Graves in the cockpit of the movie Airplane. Harris is holding a model jet.

Joe Warminsky @jwarminsky.bsky.social · 03/05/2025

Before the gorilla vs men, there was this

Ancient meme. Text at bottom says PICK TWO THEY WILL DEFEND YOU THE REST IS COMING TO KILL YOU. Grid of 9 photos shows 50 eagles, 10 crocodiles, 3 grizzly bears, 7 bulls, 1 human rifleman, 15 wolves, 10,000 rats, 5 gorillas, 4 lions

Joe Warminsky @jwarminsky.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

Joe Warminsky @jwarminsky.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

Screenshot of an April 7, 2025, Instagram post by Martha Stewart. A plate of sliced ham, carving utensils to the left side, is superimposed with a text box that says “How Much Ham Per Person You Need When Entertaining”

Principal Skinner of “The Simpsons” presenting “steamed hams” to Superintendent Gary Chalmers in Season 7, episode 22

Joe Warminsky @jwarminsky.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

markets tuning down to drop-D

Screenshot of graphic of three major stock markets falling from April 2 to April 4. Two different rapid drops in the jagged lines look like sonic frequencies dropping.

Joe Warminsky @jwarminsky.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

🤷

Screenshot of words on a Google marketing page: "New in Gmail: Making end-to-end encrypted emails easy to use for all organizations" ... dated April 1, 2025

Partial screenshot of a Washington Post article page tagged EXCLUSIVE at the top. Headline: "Waltz and staff used Gmail for government communications, officials say." Subhed: "Trump's national security adviser is trying to manage his way out of a crisis. But new revelations about his team's operational security are piling up in the inbox."

Joe Warminsky @jwarminsky.bsky.social · 25/03/2025

never forget

Screenshot of a rectangular grid of 15 images returned the Google search: spongebob ice cream pop meme. The hideous SpongeBob SquarePants ice cream popsicles with gumball eyes look nothing like what is promised on the packaging.