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from the spooky book Innit (he/him) #BLM

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Poundfoolish, the Broke Clown @jwar.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The Kree Supreme Intelligence, a big floating head, green in color, with four glowing eyes and tentacles for hair. Behind it there's a lot of white Kirby Krackle, and before it are two figures, one of whom is Ronan the Accuser
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Poundfoolish, the Broke Clown @jwar.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Chris Morris, as Day Today anchor Chris Morris, sitting in front of three screens showing the Day Today logo, looking at a newspaper and saying, "Quick look at tomorrow's headlines."
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Poundfoolish, the Broke Clown @jwar.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
After finding out about the AI em dashes thing, my immediate response was this
A line drawing by Kate Beaton of a nonplussed mermaid saying, "I WILL FUCKING INCREASE THE FUCKING THING"
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Poundfoolish, the Broke Clown @jwar.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Max Headroom, a supposedly computer generated TV presenter, with slicked back hair and white framed sunglasses, wearing a white suit. A cgi wireframe set of lines rotates behind him
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Poundfoolish, the Broke Clown @jwar.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
My tier ranking of the MCU movies. In the Best category: Iron Man 3, Captain America: Winter Soldier, Avengers: Endgame. In the Great category: Thunderbolts, Iron Man, Avengers, Captain America: Civil War, Spider-Man: Homecoming, Thor: Ragnarok, Avengers: Infinity War, Black Panther, Spider-Man: Far From Home, Eternals, Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3. Good category: Thor, Iron Man 2, Captain America: First Avenger, Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 1, Ant-Man, Doctor Strange, Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2, Shang-Chi and the Ten Rings, Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness, Black Panther: Wakanda Forever, The Marvels. Meh category: The Incredible Hulk, Avengers: Age of Ultron, Captain Marvel, Black Widow, Spider-Man: No Way Home, Fantastic Four: First Steps. Bad Category: Ant-Man and the Wasp, Thor: Love and Thunder, Deadpool and Wolverine. Terriblie [sic] category: Thor: The Dark World, Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania, Captain America: Brave New World.
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Poundfoolish, the Broke Clown @jwar.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Sending these guys for the "if anyone has any objections, speak them now" portion of the ceremony
It's the Penguin Commandos from Batman Returns! Four penguins (three quite small, one very large) in a wintry forest setting, bearing missiles on their backs. They have metal skullcaps too
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Poundfoolish, the Broke Clown @jwar.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Patrick McGoohan in the TV show The Prisoner. He is an intense-looking white man with blond hair, wearing a black jacket, behind a steering wheel, blue sky filling the frame around him. This is either an image from the show's title sequence, in which he is on his way to the fateful meeting that leads to his incarceration in The Village, or the final shot of the show. Who can say?!
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Poundfoolish, the Broke Clown @jwar.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Image from the movie Top Secret, with a mustachioed bald man in a suit, sitting in a German jail cell, excitedly holding a hand-operated machine with a giant fist on the end. Next to him is the lid of the box that contained the machine: you can just about make out the words “The Anal Intruder”
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Poundfoolish, the Broke Clown @jwar.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Nothing but respect for my queen
It's the X-Man Storm, aka Ororo Monroe, queen of Wakanda, floating in front of what look like the doors of a church, bathed in golden light. She has voluminous white hair, white eyes, and is wearing a midriff-exposing black costume with cape extensions that look like wings. Gold trim on the edges of the costume form an X across her chest. She looks like the baddest motherfucker on the planet
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Poundfoolish, the Broke Clown @jwar.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Zero panache when we got to the 80s/90s, just no imagination at all
An image of the underside of the USS Voyager, a spaceship with a flattened body in comparison to the USS Enterprise, with a pointed saucer section, beneath the title of the episode, "Meetings"
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Poundfoolish, the Broke Clown @jwar.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
An image of the hull of the USS Enterprise and the title, "Dance, Dance, or Die, Cried the Costermonger"
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Poundfoolish, the Broke Clown @jwar.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Those old episode titles were the absolute best
An image of the USS Enterprise orbiting a planet next to the title of the episode, "An Entreaty to the Ferryman"
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Poundfoolish, the Broke Clown @jwar.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
An image of the USS Enterprise (a starship with a saucer section, a neck, a cylindrical body, two "wings" made up of struts and then more cylinders) orbiting a planet. In big yellow type is the title of the episode: "Only the Sinful Weep for Andromache"
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Poundfoolish, the Broke Clown @jwar.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
A picture of a white Golden Retriever on her back, looking up at the camera. It looks like she's smiling. She is the most beautiful dog in the world.A picture of a white Golden Retriever lying on her back on a sofa covered in a red and white blanket. Her teeth are showing and she looks kinda goofy. She is the most beautiful dog in the world.A white Golden Retriever with a pair of nail clippers in her mouth. Behind her is a door and a pile of toys. She looks silly. She is the most beautiful dog in the world.
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Poundfoolish, the Broke Clown @jwar.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I’d like to think…
An image of a chrome-plated utopian future with flying cars and cool monorails and stuff
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Poundfoolish, the Broke Clown @jwar.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
There's a blessed timeline out there where the trending topics are puppies, kittens, tomato soup recipes, Widow's Bay recommendations, and Tom Holland's Lip Sync Battle performance
Trending

1. Trump's Gas Crisis
2. Supreme Court
3. Platner
4. Trump
5. Spirit Airlines
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Poundfoolish, the Broke Clown @jwar.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Happy #SupermanDay!
Picture of Super Dave Osborne, a white man in a white jumpsuit with yellow stars and red and blue piping. He's also wearing a baseball cap with SD on it in red lettering. He's smiling and giving a thumb's up
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Poundfoolish, the Broke Clown @jwar.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
::pushes glasses up bridge of nose:: actually I think you'll find that feuds take place in the Octagon
Crooked arrow, then the word Trending, and beneath:

1. Citizens United
2. Pentagon Feud
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Poundfoolish, the Broke Clown @jwar.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
me realizing I've been looking at Wagner Moura's face for years without knowing it
Wagner Moura as Pablo Escobar in the Netflix TV show Narcos. He is a man in a white shirt with thin blue stripes, jeans, and white tennis shoes, with a beer belly, standing in an empty swimming pool, looking into the distance
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Poundfoolish, the Broke Clown @jwar.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
A picture of ACADEMY-AWARD-WINNING ACTOR Michael B Jordan as Erik Killmonger in the first Black Panther movie. He is shirtless and covered in raised scars, each symbolizing someone he’s killed, is standing in front of a rock wall, and is angrily yelling off-camera
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Poundfoolish, the Broke Clown @jwar.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
My phone lock screen for the past few months
A selfie of Sensei Sergio and Bob Ferguson in a car. Sensei Sergio looks relatively put together, Bob looks like he’s falling apart
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Poundfoolish, the Broke Clown @jwar.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
The youth potion from Death Becomes Her. It’s an ornate crystal vial of pink luminescent liquid with gold accents and a gem on top, and is standing atop a silver platter, balancing naturally on a point as if held up by magic
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Poundfoolish, the Broke Clown @jwar.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Let’s fucking go
The iconic words SLAM EVIL!, big and white on a purple/pink background
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Poundfoolish, the Broke Clown @jwar.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
The infamous Naomi Wolf tweet where she exclaims No! No!! Her profile picture is of a smiling white woman, which is weird because her social media output is nothing but hate
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Poundfoolish, the Broke Clown @jwar.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
brutal framemogging from the Sith here
Luke Skywalker, a shortish white man in black garb, handcuffed and standing next to Darth Vader, an imposing presence in black helmet, black cloak, and wearing circuitry on his chest. They are in an elevator.
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Poundfoolish, the Broke Clown @jwar.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
It was adopting this plan:
The first three pages of a report on an Amnesty International investigation into wrongdoing on post-war Vietnam. It reads:

PREFACE
This report is
the result of
an Amnesty International mission that
visited the Socialist Republic of Viet Nam from 11 to 21 December 1979 and of Amnesty International's long-standing concern about the country
After the end of hostilities in Viet Nam in April 1975 there were important political changes
The fall of the former government of Nguyen Van Thieu
led to the assumption of power by the Provisional Revolutionary Government of South Vietnam, and, after elections on 2 July 1976, to the reunification the country, which then took the name, Socialist Republic of Viet Nam.
During that period, tens of thousands of former members of the armed
forces and
administration of the Republic of Vietnam (South Vietnam) were
detained without charge or trial for "re-education". Many of those detained were soon released, but Amnesty International became increasingly worried in 1977 and 1978 when it became clear that the thousands of people in the
"re-education" camps would still be in them after three years had
elapsed.
Amnesty International also received reports of the arrest on political
grounds of individuals who had had no connection with the former Thieu government or with the United States presence in Viet Nam. There appeared to be a lack of legal safeguards for those detained on such grounds..
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Poundfoolish, the Broke Clown @jwar.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
LOL I suspect this is why you made that leap. The similarity is uncanny
Robin Curtis as Lt. Saavik from Star Trek III: The Search for Spock. She is a white Vulcan with long curly brown hair, is wearing a burgundy Starfleet uniform with white trim, and is in a forest setting. She looks unemotional yet intense at the same time.
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Poundfoolish, the Broke Clown @jwar.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
A large bottle of Dr. Bronner’s 18-in-1 Pure-Castile Magic Soap (lavender). The bottle is full of golden liquid, and the label is mostly purple. There is so much text on the label that I can’t even begin to add it to this alt-text box, but it’s like someone wrote a book on it. The Ten Commandments image in the quote post is also full of ugly text and images of Speaker of the House Mike Johnson and a statue of Moses and honestly the soap bottle is more aesthetically pleasing.
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Poundfoolish, the Broke Clown @jwar.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Bill Paxton as Chet in the movie Weird Science. He is a white male with weirdly prominent white teeth, and a very unflattering closely buzzed haircut. He's wearing camouflage gear indoors, and looks very perturbed by something
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Poundfoolish, the Broke Clown @jwar.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Albert Brooks, in the movie Broadcast News, playing news reporter Aaron Altman. He’s a white male with dark curly hair, wearing a dark grey jacket and blue shirt, at a news anchor desk with a gold map of the world behind him. He’s holding open his jacket to reveal dark sweat stains on his shirt, as this is his first (and last) night as a news anchor and it’s not going well.
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Poundfoolish, the Broke Clown @jwar.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Keir Dullea as astronaut Dave Bowman at the end of Kubrick’s 2001: A Space Odyssey. He’s old, white hair and wrinkled skin, in a blue robe, in a bright room filled with attractive furniture. This would be fine, but just before this he was a normal age and approaching Jupiter
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Poundfoolish, the Broke Clown @jwar.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
For years I mistakenly thought this song was called (Nothing But) Flowers
A photo of my TV showing the David Byrne NPR Tiny Desk Concert, with several very cheery musicians in blue suits crammed behind a desk that looks small to me though my wife said, “I’ve seen smaller.” There are books and posters everywhere. The chorus of the song, titled (Nothing But) Flowers, goes, “Now, it’s nothing but flowers.” The auto-generated subtitle, however, thinks Byrne and his band are singing, “There’s stuff in the butt.”
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Poundfoolish, the Broke Clown @jwar.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
A bumper sticker I saw yesterday and took a picture of while stuck in traffic. It’s a bit blurry but it’s still possible to see it’s a picture of a clean-shaven Ted Cruz next to the words THIS MAN ATE MY SON
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Poundfoolish, the Broke Clown @jwar.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
there are 4 types of guys online. no exceptions
Four Michael Keatons in the movie Multiplicity. They’re in a house, on or around a leather couch. From left to right, the Keatons are: a sitting Keaton in a brown shirt with a tie, a standing Keaton in a robe and white t-shirt, a sitting Keaton in a blue shirt over a grey shirt, and another sitting Keaton with a silly beanie cap, chaotic shirt and pajama bottoms and big boots.
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Poundfoolish, the Broke Clown @jwar.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Waking up from a long, much-needed nap and the first thing I see on my phone is Epstein advised Russian government on handling Trump
Matthew McConaughey looking gaunt, smiling a cigarette with a very intense look on his face, looking at a phone (the phone has been added by someone using photoshop, it seems)
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Poundfoolish, the Broke Clown @jwar.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
The Zohran Mamdani sign font, with orange letters on a blue background, but it's saying "My favorite character in Jabba the Hutt's palace in Return of the Jedi is Bib Fortuna"
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Poundfoolish, the Broke Clown @jwar.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
He’s on his way
Oscar Isaac as Victor Frankenstein in the Guillermo Del Toro’s adaptation of the Mary Shelley novel. He is a very handsome man with long curly black hair, a blue waistcoat over a white shirt with his sleeves rolled up, holding out a metallic cylinder. He’s lecturing in front of a number of Victorian-looking gentlemen, and has an intense expression on his face.
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Poundfoolish, the Broke Clown @jwar.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Yikes
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Poundfoolish, the Broke Clown @jwar.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Bethlehem, PA #NoKings
A grass verge next to a very busy intersection beneath a blue sky. The sidewalk is full of protestersA different part of the same intersection, around a corner. Again, a huge crowd of protestersA woman wearing a black t-shirt that says Arrest Peepholes Not Migrants. She’s holding a sign in front of her face that says HONK IF YOU NEVER DRUNK TEXTED WAR PLANSA colorful sign held by someone off camera that says TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS
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Poundfoolish, the Broke Clown @jwar.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Clancy Brown as Lieutenant Zim in Starship Troopers. White man, rugged good looks, brown hair, saluting to someone off-camera with a resolute expression. He is surrounded by other soldiers
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Poundfoolish, the Broke Clown @jwar.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
where I'm at where I want to be
Leonardo DiCaprio as "Bob Ferguson" in the movie One Battle After Another. He is wearing a black beanie, a ratty plaid robe, a grey t-shirt, black sunglasses that cover a lot of his face, is carrying a bag, and has a goatee. He is using a public payphone, and is pointing at his own chest. At this point, he is frantic, angry, and unable to control his emotions, thus hindering him in his quest.Benicio Del Toro as Sensei Sergio St. Carlos in the movie One Battle After Another. He is wearing a blue Puma tracksuit with white bands going down the arms, has a goatee, and glasses connected with a cord going around the back of his head. He is sitting at the desk in his dojo, surrounded by paperwork and trophies, and is looking off camera, concerned but not rattled. Though he is up against an unimaginable threat to him and his community, he does not seem scared or rattled. He will go on from this scene and present an incredible image of a man who is in full control of himself and his surroundings. Sensei is maximally inspirational. THANK YOU SENSEI!
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Poundfoolish, the Broke Clown @jwar.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
So I went with 31 movies. Luckily, unlike last year’s SpookyFest (The Pope’s Exorcist) I started with a banger:
A poster for the Aaron Moorhead/Justin Benson horror romance movie Spring. The poster is mostly a wash of colors, greens and reds and yellows, with two heads, one male, one female, touching at the top, and beneath the silhouette of a woman surrounded by tentacles and crab-leg thingies. Above the two heads is a quote: "PHENOMENAL.
A HYBRID OF RICHARD LINKLATER AND H. P. LOVECRAFT.* ROGEREBERT COM This pretty much sums up the movie, which is good and lovely.
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Poundfoolish, the Broke Clown @jwar.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
timeline sync
Post from Elizabeth Lopatto saying: toxoplasmosis in response to a quote post that reads: "Punish the Villains @internethippo.bsky.social • 12d What's your secret to being online all the time without contracting
computer madness? For me it's being pure of heart."

Beneath that is a repost from Ken Lowery of a post from Kyle Marquis--@moochava.bsky.social--that reads "• 4m
Anyway, hanging out with my dad's cat," followed by a picture of a v fluffy cat near a sink, sitting up on its back legs and looking up
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Poundfoolish, the Broke Clown @jwar.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
No! No!!
A young Robert Redford leaning against a tree, wearing some kind of WWII army uniform and holding a tin cup. He's looking off to his right, past the camera, his right hand in his pocket. He is RIDICULOUSLY HANDSOME, like, it's not possible to be this handsome. And yet...
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Poundfoolish, the Broke Clown @jwar.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Way ahead of you
One shelf of books, featuring, from left to right, The Complete Official Guide to Cyberpunk 2077 (collector’s edition), The Work of Art by Adam Moss, Erased by Anna Malaika Tubbs, Wild Faith by Talia Lavin, Lost Girls by Robert Kolker, For The Love of Men by Liz Plank, Inside of a Dog by Alexandra Horowitz, Killers of the Flower Mom by David Grann, Culture Warlords by Talia Lavin, Native Tongue by Suzette Haden Elgin, The Twenty Days of Turin by Giorgio de Maria, Come & Get It by Kiley Reid, and A Swim in a Pond in the Rain by George Saunders. Also on the shelf: Two mini squishmallows, and two Funko Pops, one of Drax from Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. III, and Alexei Shostakov aka The Red Guardian from Black Widow and Thunderbolts*
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Poundfoolish, the Broke Clown @jwar.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
cursed timeline
The Bluesky Trending Topics box showing the current trending topics in black type with a grey line around them. The topics are Epstein Files, Nigel Farage, Beijing (possibly the only vaguely benign topic here but I'm too scared to click on it), Graham Linehan, Angela Rayner, and Venezuelan Strike
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Poundfoolish, the Broke Clown @jwar.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
me rn
Isabella Merced as Kendra Saunders aka Hawkgirl. She is wearing her hawk mask and is really really screaming
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Poundfoolish, the Broke Clown @jwar.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Tonight I'll be raising a glass to one of the greats
A number of empty Diet Pepsi cans, all bearing the face of Terence Stamp as Chancellor Valorum from The Phantom Menace. Stamp was famously appalled that his short role in the movie was commemorated on a can of diet soda as he is very serious about healthy eating and felt that his likeness being used on something as unhealthy as Diet Pepsi was a betrayal of his beliefs.
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Poundfoolish, the Broke Clown @jwar.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
This is why I was getting confused. I misread this as two extra episodes
The show will wrap up its expanded 12-episode third season, which is currently airing, with a two-part finale. Showrunner Michael Patrick King notified cast of the decision Thursday, per our sources.
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Poundfoolish, the Broke Clown @jwar.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Incredible scenes from the White House roof today
Red Hulk, aka Thunderbolt Ross, aka the President of the MCU America, aka Harrison Ford, standing atop the White House, which is on fire. Camera is positioned behind a fence far away, so we’re seeing it from the same position as some horrified bystanders watching the American Dream go up in flames before their very eyes.
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