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J Walker @jwalker.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A picture of comedian Sean Lock with his quote "That's a challenging wank"
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J Walker @jwalker.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Sims 2
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J Walker @jwalker.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Living in LA right now be like
The words the sun is a deadly lazer next to a crude picture of the sun shooting a ray at the Earth
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J Walker @jwalker.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I'm reading my great-grandfather's memoirs (he died a couple of years before I was born), and what's surprising is just how warmly I, a progressive Californian living in the 21st century, feel towards this deeply religious Texas country doctor of the early-mid 20th century. He's just likeable.
A book cover for One Hundred Dollars & A Horse: The Reminiscences of a Country Doctor by J. Gordon Bryson. A medical bag with a stethescope hanging out of it features in the middle.
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J Walker @jwalker.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I've never been prouder to be a Padres fan
A photo of Donald Trump hosting the World Series Champion Dodgers at the White House
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J Walker @jwalker.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Barney from The Simpsons standing by a giant spilled bottle of syrup shaped like a woman, saying "It's all happening again!"
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J Walker @jwalker.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
For those confused:
 A post on X from Andrew Tate stating the following:

I am being held in SHU, the highest level of security which exists.

No commissary.
No visits. 
No contact with the outside world.

My neighbor is a cannibal who screams throughout the night.
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J Walker @jwalker.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
The comic strip character Pogo sitting on a tree and saying "We have met the enemy and he is us"
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J Walker @jwalker.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
He's morphed into a front-facing Simpsons character
Various horrifying depictions of Simpsons characters as viewed from the infamously unflattering front-facing perspective
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J Walker @jwalker.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
WE HAVE A NEW CAT. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. WE HAVE A NEW CAT.
A gorgeous three-month old cat
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J Walker @jwalker.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Show him some Lisa Frank products and watch his head explode when he learns they're targeted to children
A bisexually colored Pegasus-style winged horse
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J Walker @jwalker.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Star Trek title card shot with the words "The Executive Producer's Thinly Disguised Fetish"
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J Walker @jwalker.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Kid's in the hospital for a scheduled procedure. Interesting view from her windows...
The Scientology Center in Hollywood
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J Walker @jwalker.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
He still had that by-the-book attitude when he ran the Beverly Hills PD, but rumor has it that he knew when to occasionally stretch the truth in the name of getting the job done.
A scene from the film Beverly Hills Cop in which Lt. Andrew Bogomil of the Beverly Hills Police Department lies his ass off in order to protect Detective Axel Foley of the Detroit Police and two of his own officers.
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J Walker @jwalker.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Anyone have Nicholas Hammond's contact info?
Peter Parker (played by actor Nicholas Hammond) holds a camera pointing in one direction while looking in another direction.
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J Walker @jwalker.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
A scene from the movie Airplane! in which a doctor from the Mayo clinic is standing in front of shelves filled with mayonnaise jars.
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J Walker @jwalker.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
The character Agnes (aka Agatha Harkness) from Wandavision saying "I actually did bite a kid once"
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J Walker @jwalker.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
News used to be better.
Bill Hader as field reporter Herb Welch smacking his microphone into the face of an interviewee.
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J Walker @jwalker.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Similar vibe:
A scene from the Star Trek episode Spectre of the Gun in which the away team inspects a seemingly dead body in front of what appears to be scenery for a Western.
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J Walker @jwalker.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
"Well, Zaphod, he's just this guy, you know?"
Gonzo on a soundstage sitting on a canvas-backed director-style chair.
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J Walker @jwalker.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Rocky 2009(?)-2026 You were the best boy ever. Thank you for filling our lives with joy and love. Rest easy now.
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J Walker @jwalker.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Thanks, but I really need one that covers the rim of the bowl
A package  that reads "Toilet seat covers flushable paper"
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J Walker @jwalker.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
The caption "What what in the butt" surrounds the singer Samwell
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J Walker @jwalker.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Post your favorite "Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only. Samwise
Sam the Butcher from The Brady Bunch
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J Walker @jwalker.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
I swear, every time I look for sewing supplies...
An open can of Royal Dansk cookies actually filled with cookies rather than the sewing supplies usually associated with the container.
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J Walker @jwalker.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Happy Days had far more interesting and memorable episodes after Fonzie jumped the shark than before he did so, and yet now it's used as a metaphor for a show having peaked and beginning a sharp dropoff in quality. Fight me on this if it makes you feel better, but you know I'm right.
The Happy Days character Fonzie wearing a leather jacket as he finishes a water skiing jump over a shark tank.
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J Walker @jwalker.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
"The Problem We All Live With," Norman Rockwell, 1964
The Norman Rockwell painting "The Problem We All Live With," which features a depiction of Ruby Bridges being walked to school by federal marshals as protestors not depicted throw tomatoes at her. A racial slur is scrawled on the wall behind the girl.
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J Walker @jwalker.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Two men stand facing each other awkwardly in a low-res picture. The caption reads *glice*
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J Walker @jwalker.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
You will be visited by three spirits
The Marx Brothers Groucho, Chico, and Harpo mugging for the camera.
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J Walker @jwalker.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Perfect.
David Lynch being interviewed, with the caption "Believe it or not, Eraserhead is my most spiritual film." "Elaborate on that." "No"
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J Walker @jwalker.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
An angry looking Miss Piggy
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J Walker @jwalker.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
It has its charms
Gelson's Supermarket
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J Walker @jwalker.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
What do you do with the mad that you feel? When you feel so mad you could bite? When the whole wide world seems oh, so wrong And nothing you do seems right?
A young Bruce Wayne kneeling by the bodies of his dead parents.
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J Walker @jwalker.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
An unkempt man in overalls stands in a barn as he leers menacingly at a chicken he holds under one arm. A caption reads "Came the day that T.C. fucked the chicken."
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J Walker @jwalker.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Sacco and Vanzetti
Anarchists Sacco and Vanzetti handcuffed to each other during their trial.
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J Walker @jwalker.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
And his buddy Trapster John
Comic book character The Trapster (formerly Paste-Pot Pete) with his infamous glue gun.
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J Walker @jwalker.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
An old meme showing a cute but large bear with the caption "If not friend why friend-shaped"
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J Walker @jwalker.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
The real Kato:
A picture of Kato Kaelin testifying at the OJ Simpson murder trial.
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J Walker @jwalker.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
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J Walker @jwalker.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
So if I have this right, Miss Rabbit seems to be the cornerstone of the economy in the ENTIRE city where Peppa Pig's family lives, as in she seems to do about 80% of all of the actual jobs.
Pictures of Miss Rabbit as a police officer, a diver, a medical professional (a doctor or nurse), and a flight attendant.
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J Walker @jwalker.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
A scene from The Godfather 2 in which a solid gold telephone is being passed around a table by mobsters.
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J Walker @jwalker.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
My weird claim to fame: I'm not too distantly related to the couple who played the Havercamps. "That's a peach, hon!"
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J Walker @jwalker.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Ouija board with planchette
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J Walker @jwalker.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
No notes.
Big development in the state of American men: Oliver Anthony of "Rich Men North of Richmond" fame has released a divorce anthem about his ex-wife getting 50% of his money.
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J Walker @jwalker.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Trump arrives at the Les Miserables performance at the Kennedy Center, and the audience gives him the sort of welcome that I would expect from musical theater fans (or, for that matter, fans of the original Hugo novel).
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J Walker @jwalker.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
To those who miss the old taste of Huy Fong Sriracha, the people who used to provide them with their peppers have made their own version that tastes almost exactly like the classic version: Underhill Ranches Sriracha. It's a revelation.
A bottle of Underhill Ranches Sriracha chili sauce.
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J Walker @jwalker.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
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J Walker @jwalker.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Yes, I read scripture
The Discworld Collector's Library Complete Collection
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J Walker @jwalker.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Some trans person owes this kid an apology for playing a mean trick on them a while back, then.
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J Walker @jwalker.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
A picture of Katy Perry holding a flower taken during her trip to space, or close to space. The accompanying text reads "Sorry you're a peasant or whatever." followed by a hand/heart emoji and a flower emoji.
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