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@jvpvt.bsky.social
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Perpetually tired catboy and occasional streamer Find me live most Sundays and Tuesdays @ www.twitch.tv/jonathanvanpelt ! Pfp and banner by @vyve.bsky.social

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JVP @jvpvt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So I occasionally drive past this church while I work, and it has one of those "He is always with you" in front of it, with what's supposed to be a picture of Jesus on it. But everytime I drive by, im pretty sure its a picture of Jared Leto on there...
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JVP @jvpvt.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
So like, why isn't there a Power Metal station on XM radio? There should be
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JVP @jvpvt.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Catboy fun fact of the day: Summer is my least favorite season. Im tired of the humidity..
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JVP @jvpvt.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
My prayers were answered and now I have barely played...
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, as a child. Off panel, someone says to her, “Enjoy your youth!”
The second panel shows child Sarah again, now frowning. The person off panel continues, saying “After you’re 30 you’ll be old and your life will basically be over.”
Before the last two panels there is text that reads “LIFE AFTER I TURNED 30.”
The third panel shows adult Sarah opening a door.
The fourth panel shows the door opens to a beautiful field with flowers, a rainbow, and a pond. Sarah says “Wait what.”
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JVP @jvpvt.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
There's gonna be a Skyrim stream tonight, work permitting, so hopefully theres no work!
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JVP @jvpvt.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Got my account back, happy dance time 🕺
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JVP @jvpvt.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I have had off of work for the last couple days and have purges the thought of work from my mind. In the last 60 hours, my sleep has improved, my stress has improved, my skin condition has improved and ive dropped a couple more pounds. If thats not a sign I dont know what is
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JVP @jvpvt.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Gas is 4$ a gallon and Chuck Norris memes are going around again. 2006 is so back!
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JVP @jvpvt.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
I am stuck in the closet, no this not a metaphor. Send help
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JVP @jvpvt.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Maybe I'm just crazy, but I kinda wish they would put ranked in MtGArena for brawl
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JVP @jvpvt.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Gym, write, stream Gym, write, stream Gym, write, stream ....... Maybe if I say it enough times ill actually do it....
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JVP @jvpvt.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
I built one deck, and now the urge has returned...
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JVP @jvpvt.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
As promised! Here's the deck from Sunday's stream, with some *minor* changes. I found a box of unsorted cards with an Azusa and Tireless Tracker LOL moxfield.com/decks/NIqSPg...
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Lockhart Landfall - Commander (Tifa Lockhart)
A deck created using Moxfield.
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JVP @jvpvt.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
"Im too tired to do this today" I say 37 times today as I do it anyways cause I cant afford to *not* work 😮‍💨
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JVP @jvpvt.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
It is almost 2026 and I saw three wolves howling at the moon...
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JVP @jvpvt.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
THANK YOU ALL FOR THE AMAZING DAY AND STREAM!! It means the world for you guys to come out and help me celebrate the stream anniversary and my birthday. But though we hit the goals, we will be back for a few more hours tomorrow continuing the fun! Thank you again, and hope to see you there on day 2!
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JVP @jvpvt.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
TOMORROW IS THE DAY!! We go live at 12pm EST! Going to be running for 4 hours at *minimum*! Every Sub will be a fun punishment, whether it be a workout, beanboozled or more! I wanna thank you all for the last year of fun streaming and I hope to see you there!
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JVP @jvpvt.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
I just realized after Thanksgiving I'm not on call for two weeks 🥲
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JVP @jvpvt.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
I rewatched D-Frag (2014) over the weekend, and I really need to find more ridiculous, off the wall comedy anime
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JVP @jvpvt.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
I really got to clean up my discord... I got like 6 dnd servers that don't get used anymore. I need to just archive all the notes and clean house
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JVP @jvpvt.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
The map that was made from yesterday's stream! Might be making another one from past D&D campaigns tomorrow 🤔
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JVP @jvpvt.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Less than a month away! 🙌 we got our goals made up and looking to go strong!
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JVP @jvpvt.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
So for the 1 year affiliate anniversary, I'm gonna be doing a small Sub-a-thon! It's gonna be the first one I've done.. BUT! We will start on December 4th, the day after the one year mark! Thanks for the last year of fun streams, hope to see you there! #ENvtuber #Subathon #SmallStreamer #Catboy
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JVP @jvpvt.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
It's a bit lofty, but setting a year-end goal for myself, gonna see if i can't hit that 100 follower mark by 2026!
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JVP @jvpvt.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
I AM LIVE Playing some Silent Hill (PS1) on Twitch for the evening! www.twitch.tv/jonathanvanp... #ENVtuber
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JonathanVanPelt - Twitch
Old School Horror Night
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JVP @jvpvt.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Won a figure of some old lady while at the arcade this weekend
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JVP @jvpvt.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
I sure say "pick your battles" a lot for someone who never chooses one
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JVP @jvpvt.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Somehow it never fails, cleaning turns into working on commander decks
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JVP @jvpvt.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Was gonna stream, but the ethernet cable in the room I moved my computer to doesn't work 🙃😭
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JVP @jvpvt.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Been seriously writing for the first time in what feels like forever. Having a lot of fun with it, but hope I can actually finish this one.
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JVP @jvpvt.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Here's a kind of schedule for the week that I may or may not uphold, cause I'm usually not very good at those things...
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JVP @jvpvt.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
BLUE SKY FINALLY LET ME VERIFY MY EMAIL, I CAN SAY THINGS 👀
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