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jvolkoff.bsky.social @jvolkoff.bsky.social · 3h
Homer is no rocket scientist, but even he would be smart enough to ask Marge for advice.
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jvolkoff.bsky.social @jvolkoff.bsky.social · 3h
Motivational quote: "Life isn't so bad; after all, you could be Steven Cheung's mirror."
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jvolkoff.bsky.social @jvolkoff.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Wondering if the fly on his head is also a follower.
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jvolkoff.bsky.social @jvolkoff.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Sure, Agent Krasnov.
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jvolkoff.bsky.social @jvolkoff.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
He is projecting himself and his own plans, here.
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jvolkoff.bsky.social @jvolkoff.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"The best was yet to come"
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jvolkoff.bsky.social @jvolkoff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I've only seen Kerrygold butter sold by the stick, but they're 8 oz, not 4 oz, and twice as much as store-brand butter. They are definitely out-of-touch.
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jvolkoff.bsky.social @jvolkoff.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He hasn't the foggiest notion about what he's talking about. And yet, he confidently blathers. Yes, we actually elected this guy. Twice. 😳 Rome could not stay a republic. Neither will we, at this rate.
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jvolkoff.bsky.social @jvolkoff.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ivermectin to the rescue. /s
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jvolkoff.bsky.social @jvolkoff.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Fat People with Guns" sounds a lot like MAGA and especially ICE.
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jvolkoff.bsky.social @jvolkoff.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Those tricky windmills are probably the ring leaders.
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jvolkoff.bsky.social @jvolkoff.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It has infected millions, and there is no known cure. Political quarantine -- also known as outvoting -- is the only presently viable option.
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jvolkoff.bsky.social @jvolkoff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I know truckers don't do much math, but I'll put this here anyway:
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jvolkoff.bsky.social @jvolkoff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"I have horrible thoughts" ... the only thing she said that was true.
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jvolkoff.bsky.social @jvolkoff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Every now and then, the devil himself speaks some truth.
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jvolkoff.bsky.social @jvolkoff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yes, that is what we are afraid of, Mikey. No thanks.
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jvolkoff.bsky.social @jvolkoff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If by stunned he means 😂then yes, Jack Smith was stunned.
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jvolkoff.bsky.social @jvolkoff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
He's good enough to be his own best friend, so there's that.
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jvolkoff.bsky.social @jvolkoff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
She can't be FOTUS so this is the consolation prize.
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jvolkoff.bsky.social @jvolkoff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I actually saw her smile when they yelled at him "Be careful with the stairs!" I guess the other way to get her to smile is to pay her enough.
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jvolkoff.bsky.social @jvolkoff.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Who cares if they meow and bark, as long as they can fly planes successfully.
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jvolkoff.bsky.social @jvolkoff.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
These deluded fools should just stop already. Stop with this stupid myth. Nobody is completely perfect.
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jvolkoff.bsky.social @jvolkoff.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The good(?) Dr. needs to go back to shaking down his non-wealthy patients to pad his already bloated bank account.
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jvolkoff.bsky.social @jvolkoff.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
They can eat axle grease flavored with glue for all I care, as long as they can do their jobs. Why is this a thing with Rs?
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jvolkoff.bsky.social @jvolkoff.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
He's too busy looking with that goofy smile on his face.
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jvolkoff.bsky.social @jvolkoff.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Thanks for the completely unwanted thought. 🥶
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jvolkoff.bsky.social @jvolkoff.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is ethnic cleansing. There is no other description for it.
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jvolkoff.bsky.social @jvolkoff.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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jvolkoff.bsky.social @jvolkoff.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Which I guess is love too, but in a very different sense.
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jvolkoff.bsky.social @jvolkoff.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
There's no getting out.
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jvolkoff.bsky.social @jvolkoff.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I love this for Uncle Tom.
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jvolkoff.bsky.social @jvolkoff.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
For 10 years it's been working. Maybe until it doesn't.
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jvolkoff.bsky.social @jvolkoff.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"Please proceed"
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jvolkoff.bsky.social @jvolkoff.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Like Obama said: "Please proceed!"
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jvolkoff.bsky.social @jvolkoff.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm old, so I got it
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jvolkoff.bsky.social @jvolkoff.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
We absolutely must stop normalizing this crap. That this is normal might be the most subtle lie of all that they tell.
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jvolkoff.bsky.social @jvolkoff.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
An interesting point someone brought up was that, the big AI players are suddenly all on board with the need for regulation, not out of risk reduction concerns, but as an attempt to use regulation to capture the emerging market for themselves and exclude smaller players. It actually makes sense.
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jvolkoff.bsky.social @jvolkoff.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
TBH I overlooked it, thinking subconciously it was a typo.
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jvolkoff.bsky.social @jvolkoff.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
They can pry Taco Tuesday from my cold, dead hands.
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jvolkoff.bsky.social @jvolkoff.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Rs are all nuts.
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jvolkoff.bsky.social @jvolkoff.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You mean Sheriff Herschel Walker?
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jvolkoff.bsky.social @jvolkoff.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Yeah, well boo hoo hoo, Orange Foolius. That's what your buddy Putin gets for attacking Ukraine.
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jvolkoff.bsky.social @jvolkoff.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
From the OG himself: www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gby...
youtube.com
Frank Silver "Yes, We Have No Bananas" on The Ed Sullivan Show
YouTube video by The Ed Sullivan Show
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jvolkoff.bsky.social @jvolkoff.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"You watch." We've been watching. You were lying now, and you're lying again.
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jvolkoff.bsky.social @jvolkoff.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This guy is unhealthily obsessed with his own name.
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jvolkoff.bsky.social @jvolkoff.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"Their dear friend"
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jvolkoff.bsky.social @jvolkoff.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
And if they do win, you still get nothing.
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jvolkoff.bsky.social @jvolkoff.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
All he does is just run his fool mouth, and fools believe him.
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jvolkoff.bsky.social @jvolkoff.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Hmm ... I wonder how much we will get ... it's zero, right?
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jvolkoff.bsky.social @jvolkoff.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It's all "small potatoes" to him. Because it doesn't cost him anything.
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