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John Vilk

@jvilk.bsky.social
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i like computers

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John Vilk @jvilk.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Haha, that’s funny, could you imagine? Good one, Tim. … Wait… that’s a real headline??
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John Vilk @jvilk.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Spooky; I’m listening to the audiobook of this for the first time at the urging of friends when I encountered this post.
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John Vilk @jvilk.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
wait wait, let me guess… “it’s going to be a maze”?
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John Vilk @jvilk.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
This photo gives me stress. 😱
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John Vilk @jvilk.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
you gotta get your mind _in_ the gutter!
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John Vilk @jvilk.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
every week at work, when I’m re-logging into Google to re-log into my password manager to re-log into a website, I wonder a little… maybe I’m not me this time
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John Vilk @jvilk.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
oh no, tim, he scooped your headline
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John Vilk @jvilk.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Ahead of every election in Oregon (which is a vote by mail state), we get mailed booklets with each candidate running for each office inside, with space for each to make their case, and there’s usually 1-2 unhinged candidates in there that have 0 chance of winning.
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John Vilk @jvilk.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
That’s my understanding from the manual, but I will claim that I also don’t put plastic things into my dishwasher anyway.
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John Vilk @jvilk.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
I know it’s a joke, but they did! It’s called a Bosch! Most don’t have a heating element in the bottom so they won’t melt plastics on the bottom. They also won’t dry dishes as well as models with a heating element, so there is a trade off.
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John Vilk @jvilk.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Oh no! No stress! We are so pumped about a faster TypeScript at Stripe. Keep on keeping on.
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John Vilk @jvilk.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
*monkey paw curls, intense dry spell ensues* (sorry, Gita, and hope you are okay)
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John Vilk @jvilk.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
wait until you watch the Wicked movie
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John Vilk @jvilk.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
they naturally become a hoarder and never recycle
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John Vilk @jvilk.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
new marvel superhero whose superpower is to endow disposable packaging with life just by touching it send skeet
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John Vilk @jvilk.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
has he looked at house prices yet?
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John Vilk @jvilk.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Exactly. Or, in my case, get online without a credit card, since I was young.
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John Vilk @jvilk.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
And it was really free, and it worked!
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John Vilk @jvilk.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
unfortunately the song is so much worse than the lyrics; it sounds like a 12 year old badly rapping through a bunch of filters. not even worth linking.
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John Vilk @jvilk.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
thanks Google, those are definitely the right blessings
The first Google search result for the phrase “Hanukkah blessings” is lyrics for a song called “Hanukkah Prayers” which go:

Lightin’ the menorah, this shit is straight fire
A big Jewish bitch is what I desire
I take her to the bedroom, I nut on her chin
Spinnin’ us a dreidel, I got myself a shin
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John Vilk @jvilk.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
it’s good, it’s cheap, and iirc it comes in Big
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John Vilk @jvilk.bsky.social · 07/10/2024
oh is this one of them reverse captchas? prove you are a machine?
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John Vilk @jvilk.bsky.social · 05/08/2024
“Hey, IT, my mouse stopped working… what do you mean the license server is down? … the whole company is down to just keyboards?”
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John Vilk @jvilk.bsky.social · 03/08/2024
30 under 30 (months in prison)
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John Vilk @jvilk.bsky.social · 29/04/2024
BREAKING: it’s thinking
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