Vince @jva.bsky.social · 19/09/2026This sentence from Iowa QB Hank Brown's Wikipedia page is so rich in information 010
Vince @jva.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Someone on this plane has named their wifi hot spot "The Sleeper Cell". 🤔 Also this couple next to me is breaking up 000
Vince @jva.bsky.social · 10/08/2026"This sticker is dangerous and inconvenient. But I do love Fig Newtons" 000
Vince @jva.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Minneapolis, MN-- home of the Pillsbury corporation. They built this city on raw can roll 052
Vince @jva.bsky.social · 25/06/2026If he normally performs at Churches then why is he at Popeyes 🧐 050
Vince @jva.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Freedom 250 announces the music icons who will be performing at the Great American State Fair on the National Mall June 25 through July 10: 010
Vince @jva.bsky.social · 14/05/2026People always make fun of Jay-Z's monster verse but there's not nearly enough ridicule for this Nicki Minaj verse on Where Them Girls At 020
Vince @jva.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Chrome rim white Corvette parked in bike lane in front of daiquiri shop 000
Vince @jva.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Repeating the phrase "Pottery Barn teen" over and over like Zippy the Pinhead 010
Vince @jva.bsky.social · 11/05/2026TIL Luann (of comic strip 'Luann') loves 80s pop culture... and Maxwell Jacob Friedman? @jfruh.bsky.social 020
Vince @jva.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Quit lying you know this makes no sense. Pete hegseth ass wink and nod garbage 010
Vince @jva.bsky.social · 07/05/2026It's not exactly what you're describing, the at larges play each other and the champs play each other separately 231
Vince @jva.bsky.social · 17/04/2026If you see a college football player with one of these little green stickers on the back of their helmet, it means they have a small speaker built in to the helmet so they can hear the 𝘢𝘥𝘩𝘢𝘯 (Muslim call to prayer, or C2P). That way they know when to sub out of the game to perform the 𝘴𝘢𝘭𝘢𝘩. #CFB 000
Vince @jva.bsky.social · 16/04/2026Knew something like this was bound to happen once the regulators allowed Regina's Pizza to merge with Papa Gino's 000
Vince @jva.bsky.social · 15/04/2026All the kids frowning while the adults smile and cheer is crazy Contrast of course with the photos of Walz signing school lunch legislation 050
Vince @jva.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Like much of the fascist project this just boils down to "I wish I could be 17 again" 1261
![[Verse 2: Nicki Minaj]
Peebee, Peebee, who's Peabo Bryson?
Two years ago, I renewed my license
Anyway, why'd I start my verse like that?
You can suck a dick, or you can suck on a ballsack](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6nm57nkqm642dipprjutntgy/bafkreiavs3xz3inxor5h6zkxzkmoww7egdazqdzkjejcgtz475au5t3kbq)
![Stop sign with a sticker on it so that it says "[STOP] TALKING TO COPS"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6nm57nkqm642dipprjutntgy/bafkreietyy3qywgrpeup6eamx5w76gb5wbkteyj4gvm4pytksehxmnskzq)
![Scene from Collateral (2004) in which Tom Cruise's character has just killed someone
Jamie Foxx (in disbelief): "You killed him?"
Tom Cruise: "No, I shot him. Bullets and the fall killed him."
[Sorry I don't remember what the characters' names were. Well actually I do remember Tom Cruise's character's name but not Jamie Foxx's and I'm not going to look it up]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6nm57nkqm642dipprjutntgy/bafkreie2ghpn6oklwsgwyzqbzzrj7mym6lqcse53i3xay4uph52ylbrzuu)
