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@juwude.bsky.social
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chuuni boy striver

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juwude @juwude.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's true that american queers love to tell people to kill themselves when they think it's righteous to do so, and it's a problem that will also, coincidentally, never be meaningfully addressed. But you're not fooling anyone when you're the only crowd using "trans girl malfoy" for malfoid
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juwude @juwude.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"American feelings yakuza" wasn't coined because our dumbass little puritans famously keep to themselves after all
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juwude @juwude.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
we did it everyone, we found the one time that american discourse isn't suffocating and inescapable (malfoid) just like the last time that american discourse isn't suffocating and inescapable (consoomerwarts legacy)
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juwude @juwude.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
it's happening again
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juwude @juwude.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
feeling particularly good about this one after this past week
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juwude @juwude.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
it's such a ~I'm your little butterfly~ dynamic
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juwude @juwude.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
thinking about a tatsugiri boy who lures other boys into getting munched by his dondozo partner...
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juwude @juwude.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
you just still get an enabling hugbox if you're a tech chuuni
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juwude @juwude.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I don't think she's having some kind of AI psychosis break, I think she's still a tech chuuni who thinks AI can really do all that in the same way a 13 year old is gonna harness their ki any day now, they swore they saw someone's aura as they passed it's gonna be any day
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juwude @juwude.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
uuuu you want a furret boy draped over your belly so bad
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juwude @juwude.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
you beat the boy trapped within your heart because you're the one that gets to grow
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juwude @juwude.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
what do you mean people are following me now I only ventpost over here and engage in deranged fantasizing about shotas and dragon buttholes
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juwude @juwude.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
spare a thought for the real victims of bluesky's outages: the poor lanyard americans who can't get it up without first molesting a chart in public
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juwude @juwude.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
"nooooo, my community is starting to accept lolisho enjoyers, I feel so unsafe" -people who got groomed by the credit card companies
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juwude @juwude.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Yeah, I hated the xxtreme deodorant and body spray for boys too. believe it or not, there are other lenses
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juwude @juwude.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
nothing to do but watch the self radicalization happen, I guess
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juwude @juwude.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I really do think that online queerdom is going to splinter soon
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juwude @juwude.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
nooo don't call it infighting, just let me swing at you for free
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juwude @juwude.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
oh to shove a dratini boy up his own butthole until he is helpless ball
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juwude @juwude.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
@sentimentbot.bsky.social im cute and deranged
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juwude @juwude.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
some dumbasses gripe about there being a kiwifarms of the left on this site and I assure you that is very much not the case. You would be lurking the thread on their forum that's all about you that goes back for three years. The OP has the two previous threads linked btw
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juwude @juwude.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
actually, let's not bring back forums. if you think the infighting is bad now, wait until there's no one to shine a spotlight on what the Top Braincels are cooking up in their ingroup radicalization spiral
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juwude @juwude.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I'm not a fatal kind of person, though there's gotta be this aspect of the prey lingering dormant within the pred, barely as conscious as a microorganism
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juwude @juwude.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
followed closely by getting et by, like, just a random snake or likelike, of course
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juwude @juwude.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
incestuous vore really is the best
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juwude @juwude.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
whoa I got drunk and did some vorny posting 😭
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juwude @juwude.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
100 lumens is probably a rounding error to a moth dragon, but light freely given is still light.
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juwude @juwude.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
even if you're a cynical thirty something, maybe you can summon your flickering light bulb of a soul, and a moth dragon may still come to add your meager light to its own.
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juwude @juwude.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
a little less sensual and sexual. still as committed you can do this with hisuian typhlosion, too
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juwude @juwude.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
what happens in the few centuries between? How else can a human soul become a moth dragon's soul but to melt into the soul of a moth dragon?
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juwude @juwude.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
After a few centuries, that human soul emerges again, a part of a moth dragon's clutch
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juwude @juwude.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
If the moth dragon stays, the bonding is complete. Rarely, however, the moth dragon swallows the light and after some consideration, flies away, leaving a soulless body behind It's actually because the moth dragon likes the human's soul too much.
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juwude @juwude.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
he offers the sphere of light to the moth dragon maybe the moth dragon doesn't prefer that brightness and hue and flies away but, usually, the dragon will take that ball of light in its mouth and swallow it, and the test begins
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juwude @juwude.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
a boy dances twirling a staff that looks like a small street lamp. It attracts a fuzzy, six legged dragon with soft, scaly wings. a coming of age ritual. it's usually safe. A moth dragon flutters down, the boy coaxes a sphere of light from his chest
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juwude @juwude.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I was like, 4. I thought I needed to super pee or something
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juwude @juwude.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
this is what happens when you get your first boners watching mowgli getting perved on by kaa, and tails sinking into the oil ocean
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juwude @juwude.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
the boy who's playing in a tar pit and doesn't realize he can't get his arms out until it's too late. another boy who gets tentacle digested by some alien twins. yet another who's a gator who gets monched by a vorpal mouse.
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juwude @juwude.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
this account will probably go quiet again tomorrow but until then you're going to get the full blast unhinged horny posting
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juwude @juwude.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
such is fate when you're born a little sibling of a dragon and you're a little too clingy
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juwude @juwude.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
the point is that younger siblings will likely end up strengthening the older sibling somehow. this is dragon morality that doesn't map well to human morality. maybe one only lights up as an endpoint of a nervous system. Another's a bit of belly fat. Yet another's a butthole cell.
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juwude @juwude.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I'm sorry if my balls explode tonight, it might actually cause a nuclear winter
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juwude @juwude.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
"why are you so horny tonight?" I dunno it just feels like I'm a disembodied eye, and everything I look at is getting pulverized by a kinetic laser load
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juwude @juwude.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
squeezed into helpless oblivion
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juwude @juwude.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
need to be reduced to just a mote against a giant reptile's prostate what up
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juwude @juwude.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I would not be able to safely suck my own dick right now, it'd be like that drawing of uncle grandpa blowing his brains out with the megarevolver
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juwude @juwude.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
screm
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juwude @juwude.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Everything is rote instruction. But it's warm, and intimately familiar. Only the strongest of dragons emerge after being worked down so thoroughly. You get to be a part of the squishiest parts of your brother, and he gets to know that you're all his.
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juwude @juwude.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
those are the lucky bits that, because they were in the right place at the right time, get to live on as mitochondria, or strands within the nucleus. But it is just enough to hang on. Not that you care at this point. You're where you should be anyway.
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juwude @juwude.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
by twelve hours, there's only 20% of you left in his belly and intestines to report a constant and lengthening squeeze. by 24 hours, because you're a dragon, you're feeling your last lucid cells fizzle away, some rebuilt as protein material, some captured by cells in the midst of mitosis
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juwude @juwude.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
it was already too late after the first few hours. You're closer to a unit of goop by then, loosely aware of itself. And yet everything keeps squeezing, keeps tingling, head to tail, if that even meant anything anymore. The impulses race faster and faster from top to bottom because there's less you
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