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Thanking Captain Planecrash @justwilding.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

Oh, we murdered Iranian children at two different schools on February 28. Thanks, Captain Planecrash! www.nytimes.com/2026/03/29/w...

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New U.S. Missile Hit Iranian Sports Hall and School, Analysis Shows

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Thanking Captain Planecrash @justwilding.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

Chez Nous is short for Cheese whiz Not for yous

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Thanking Captain Planecrash @justwilding.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

he has to vote by mail because of the BONESPURS

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Thanking Captain Planecrash @justwilding.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

You should be able to vote by mail if you have bonespurs.

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Thanking Captain Planecrash @justwilding.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

i can’t remember, is the world baseball classic the one where the loser gets their president abducted

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Thanking Captain Planecrash @justwilding.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

辛苦你了大爷，你累了，快休息吧

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Thanking Captain Planecrash @justwilding.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

“No, I want to die like Herman Cain did. By exposing myself to a deadly risk because I thought Trump would like it.”

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Thanking Captain Planecrash @justwilding.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

You wouldn’t abuse the vulnerable on Easter. But Easterwood.

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Thanking Captain Planecrash @justwilding.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

对不起，我杀了你的渔民 Duìbùqǐ, wǒ shāle nǐ de yúmín Sorry I killed your fishermen

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Thanking Captain Planecrash @justwilding.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

猪肉越来越贵小猪越来越累 zhū ròu yuè lái yuè guì xiǎo zhū yuè lái yuè lèi Pig meat is more & more expensive Piggy is more & more tired

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Thanking Captain Planecrash @justwilding.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

Is the Epstein Ballroom big enough to house a war crimes tribunal?

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Thanking Captain Planecrash @justwilding.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

用着言论自由，该叫这个人什么我想一想

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Thanking Captain Planecrash @justwilding.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

tired • 累 • lèi Piggy is tired 小猪累了 Xiǎo zhū lèi le

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Thanking Captain Planecrash @justwilding.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

Invade • 入侵 • rùqīn Piggy wants to invade the neighbors 小猪要入侵邻居 Xiǎo zhū yào rùqīn línjū

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Thanking Captain Planecrash @justwilding.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

Should • 应该 • yīnggāi Piggy thinks we should be slaughtered. 小猪认为我们应该被屠宰。 Xiǎo zhū rènwéi wǒmen yīnggāi bèi túzǎi.

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Thanking Captain Planecrash @justwilding.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

Piggy • 小猪 • xiǎo zhū Piggy signed his name! 小猪签了名！ xiǎo zhū qiānle míng!

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Thanking Captain Planecrash @justwilding.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

once the epstein files are released, we should move on to other things - like inviting maduro for a summit at the epstein ballroom. maduro (in case you don’t know) is the leader of venezuepstein. he’s the prepstein of venezuepstein. he’s been prepstein since 2013 (two-thousand thirstein).

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Thanking Captain Planecrash @justwilding.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

Hey what’s going on with the Epstein files?

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Thanking Captain Planecrash @justwilding.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

i can’t wait to read the amelia epstein files. i mean the earstein files. you know what i mean. the melania earhart files. the earhart epsteins. the epstein files. about the guy with the plane.

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Thanking Captain Planecrash @justwilding.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

dirty • 肮脏 • āngzang I know how dirty Donald is. 我知道唐纳德有多肮脏。 Wǒ zhīdào tángnàdé yǒu duō āngzang.

2018 email from Epstein including “i know how dirty donald is.”

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Thanking Captain Planecrash @justwilding.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

Let him • 让他 • ràng tā Let him hang himself. 让他上吊呢。 Ràng tā shàngdiào ba.

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Thanking Captain Planecrash @justwilding.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

Dog • 狗 • gǒu The dog that hasn’t barked just shat on the carpet again. 没叫的狗又在地毯上拉屎了。 Méi jiào de gǒu yòu zài dìtǎn shàng lā shǐle.

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Thanking Captain Planecrash @justwilding.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

That’s a medical joke. 这就是医学笑话。 Zhè jiùshì yīxué xiàohuà. Joke • 笑话 • xiàohuà

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Thanking Captain Planecrash @justwilding.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

Drinks • 酒水 • jiǔshuǐ Will they serve drinks at the Epstein Ballroom? Then it’s an Epstein-Barroom. 爱泼斯坦舞厅会供应酒水吗？那就叫爱泼斯坦巴尔厅了。 Àipōsītǎn wǔtīng huì gōngyìng jiǔshuǐ ma? Nà jiù jiào àipōsītǎn bā‘ěrtīng le.

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Thanking Captain Planecrash @justwilding.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

Idea for the Epstein Ballroom: pet adoption days!

Four lazy kittens. Above says “Grab us!! At the Epstein Ballroom!” Below says “Adopted kittens may be traumatized by what they’ve seen.” Below that is a shutterstock ID number.

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Thanking Captain Planecrash @justwilding.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

“When I fart I fly.” 我放屁的时候就起飞。 wǒ fàng pì de shíhou jiù qǐfēi.

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Thanking Captain Planecrash @justwilding.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

Guys, please stop calling it the Ballstein Eproom. It’s the EPSTEIN BALLROOM.

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Thanking Captain Planecrash @justwilding.bsky.social · 25/10/2025

Ballroom dancing • 交际舞 • jiāojìwǔ The Epstein Ballroom is for ballroom dancing. 爱泼斯坦舞厅就是为了跳交际舞。 Àipōsītǎn wǔtīng jiùshì wèile tiào jiāojìwǔ.

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Thanking Captain Planecrash @justwilding.bsky.social · 25/10/2025

I understand the People have already named it The Epstein Ballroom.

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Thanking Captain Planecrash @justwilding.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

yes. i like to imagine a future where those of us who ate meat are reviled & our statues torn down.

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Thanking Captain Planecrash @justwilding.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

还是美国可以有一点点尴尬吧

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Thanking Captain Planecrash @justwilding.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

If • rúguǒ • 如果 If you have a headache from reading the Epstein files, consider Tylenol. 如果阅读爱泼斯坦档案让你头痛，请考虑服用泰诺。 Rúguǒ yuèdú àipōsītǎn dàng'àn ràng nǐ tóutòng, qǐng kǎolǜ fúyòng tài nuò.

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Thanking Captain Planecrash @justwilding.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

Working out gives me the strength I need to block access to the Epstein Files

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Thanking Captain Planecrash @justwilding.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

Somewhere • mǒudì • 某地 The rule of law is breaking down somewhere. 某地的法治正在崩溃。 Mǒudì de fǎzhì zhèngzài bēngkuì.

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Thanking Captain Planecrash @justwilding.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

Know • zhīdào • 知道 I don’t know. Wǒ bù zhīdào. 我不知道。

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Thanking Captain Planecrash @justwilding.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

爱 • ài • love What does he love above all else? Lying…and Jeffrey Epstein. 他最爱的是什么？撒谎……还有杰弗里·爱泼斯坦。 Tā zuì ài de shì shénme? Sā huáng……hái yǒu jiéfúlǐ·àipōsītǎn.

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Thanking Captain Planecrash @justwilding.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

You don’t have to look at that hateful garbage anymore! 你不用再看那可恶的垃圾了！ Nǐ bùyòng zài kàn nà kěwù de lājī le! Garbage • lājī • 垃圾 (Pronounced lèsè in Taiwan)

Image of hateful garbage (Ted Cruz) preparing to paint over roadside graffiti that says “Fuck Charlie Kirk,” altered so that the hateful garbage is replaced with a gray rectangle.

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Thanking Captain Planecrash @justwilding.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

We deleted the evidence very strongly. 证据我们强烈删除了。 Zhèngjù wǒmen qiángliè shānchú le. Strongly • qiángliè • 强烈

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Thanking Captain Planecrash @justwilding.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

factual determinations are a mayor’s job. mayor adams’s EO 54 last month starts with 7 whereas clauses full of them. if the mayor determines that a diplomat is about to shoot innocents, he properly orders leo’s to stop the guy. the foreign-affairs overlap doesn’t render him impotent.

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Thanking Captain Planecrash @justwilding.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

that may be. and cooler heads prevailing may involve netanyahu flying back home because he doesn’t want to be arrested and his detail doesn’t want a shootout. also, fwiw, the mayor determining that the guy is not in transit to the UN is not treaty interpretation, it’s a determination of fact.

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