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Velkee

@justvelkee.com
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Velkee @justvelkee.com · 30/06/2025
You got this girl!!! Do the thing!!!
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Velkee @justvelkee.com · 17/06/2025
My gender expression cannot be contained by the norwegian language
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Velkee @justvelkee.com · 13/06/2025
Beth why are you watching the critically acclaimed Norwegian animated movie Spermageddon?
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Velkee @justvelkee.com · 26/05/2025
Valkyrie Drive but the Extars are the doms
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tpwrtrdmn @tpwrtrmnky.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
edited tweet: Gody Haimano @haimawesome says:

"My CEO told me the GUND format keeps killing her clone daughters so I asked how many clones she has and she said she just goes to the cloning pod and gets a new child afterwards so I said it sounds like she's just feeding clone daughters to the mech and then her daughter started crying"
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Velkee @justvelkee.com · 20/05/2025
bweh
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Velkee @justvelkee.com · 13/05/2025
Holy shit It's Boymoder Sephiroth
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Velkee @justvelkee.com · 06/05/2025
omg and they were roommates
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Velkee @justvelkee.com · 26/04/2025
How dare you suffer less than me??? Cancelled
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Velkee @justvelkee.com · 26/04/2025
thank you beth, the extra context truly does make this worse
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Velkee @justvelkee.com · 25/04/2025
relatable af
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Velkee @justvelkee.com · 09/04/2025
so. many. god. damn. emails.
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Velkee @justvelkee.com · 02/04/2025
Are you telling me that you want to develop a baseline understanding of the words and grammar?? Before you've even set every single device you own to Japanese??? That's gotta be illegal or something, I'm calling the language learning police
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Velkee @justvelkee.com · 31/03/2025
Text with the visual appearance of being on fire, reads "transportation typo"
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Velkee @justvelkee.com · 21/03/2025
🎉
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Velkee @justvelkee.com · 20/03/2025
Oh, oh! Do me!
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Velkee @justvelkee.com · 17/03/2025
Seeing the return of "silence, BRAND" in the comments is glorious. Oh how I've missed it
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Velkee @justvelkee.com · 16/03/2025
:3c
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Velkee @justvelkee.com · 15/03/2025
100% skirts and dresses are so nice, please free me from this denim-based prison
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