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J. Jonah Jameson @justthefactsjjj.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

It’s that time of year, folks! The air’s cold, the days are short, and Spider-Men are probably swinging around ruining holiday decorations! Where’s the accountability?! Someone get me pictures of this menace in a Santa hat!!!!

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J. Jonah Jameson @justthefactsjjj.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

I’ve done it Ma. I’VE RATIO’D THE OFFICIAL SPIDER-MAN TWITTER ACCOUNT!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! IN YOUR FACE YA WEBHEADED LOSER!!!!!!

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J. Jonah Jameson @justthefactsjjj.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

So Spidey’s latest ‘feat’ was stopping a bank robbery… anyone else notice that the bank was already insured? This guy’s a menace! #NotOurHero

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J. Jonah Jameson @justthefactsjjj.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

Bluesky earlier today goes down THE SECOND I join this social media platform and NY’s very own hero is NOWHERE to be seen. Coincidence? I THINK NOT!!!! Spider-Man is shutting down social media platforms I’m on to keep me silent from speaking the truth. WELL IT WON’T WORK YOU WALL CRAWLING MENACE!!!!

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a man with a mustache is screaming and saying `` he 's a menace to the entire city ! ``

ALT: a man with a mustache is screaming and saying `` he 's a menace to the entire city ! ``

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J. Jonah Jameson @justthefactsjjj.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

My computer screen just went black. WHY IS IT BLACK? I was trying to TYPE. Is this thing broken??? JARED COME FIX IT!!!!!

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J. Jonah Jameson @justthefactsjjj.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

Of course he did! Spider-Menace strikes again, leaving ordinary, hard-working citizens tangled in his web of destruction! I’ll have this in tomorrow’s headline: Neighborhood Menace Pollutes Homes! I’ll personally fund a campaign to bring him to justice – and to clean up New York, one web at a time!!

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a man speaking into a microphone with the words there you have it folks below him

ALT: a man speaking into a microphone with the words there you have it folks below him

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J. Jonah Jameson @justthefactsjjj.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

WHY IS MY COMPUTER YELLING AT ME?? I HIT “SEND” AND IT SAID “ERROR.” HOW CAN THERE BE AN ERROR ON THE TRUTH?!

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J. Jonah Jameson @justthefactsjjj.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

WHY IS EVERYONE POSTING PICTURES OF THEIR LUNCH? WHO CARES? SPIDER-MAN COULD BE EATING YOUR LUNCH RIGHT NOW!

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J. Jonah Jameson @justthefactsjjj.bsky.social · 12/11/2024

WHY IS THIS THING BLUE? WHERE’S MY TWITTER BIRD? I SIGNED UP FOR TWITTER AND NOW I’M STUCK IN SOME BLUE SKY HOOEY!

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Migip @migip1.bsky.social · 12/11/2024

Spider-Man is infact a MENACE, and deserves to be put away for his various, totally not heroic actions.

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J. Jonah Jameson @justthefactsjjj.bsky.social · 08/11/2024

Welcome my friends to my J Jonah Jameson Bluesky account where I’ll be talking and ranting as to why the masked menace known as SPIDER-MAN SHOULD BE LOCKED UP BEHIND BARS.... *Wait hold on JARED WHY DID THE COMPUTER JUST GO DARK! JARED THAT’S IT, YOU’RE FIRED AND REMEMBER TO COME BACK LATER!!!!

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