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Justin Pollard

@justqp.bsky.social
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Justin Pollard @justqp.bsky.social · 23m
Almost as if “mutual option” was a sleeper activation phrase to your vocal cords Almost as if your *larynx* was punishing you for repeatedly mispronouncing its name during the Jurassic series
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Justin Pollard @justqp.bsky.social · 12h
You deserve a special promo code for all the advertising services you’ve provided
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Justin Pollard @justqp.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Pistachio had the heart of a champion, no doubt. A superior athlete in a superior costume, clearly the ringer. But… did I notice she was the only one not in cowboy boots? We gotta go to the booth — were those shoes within the regulations?
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Justin Pollard @justqp.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
A+++ work here
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Justin Pollard @justqp.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Can’t see the floor in this video so it’s hard to gauge the true vertical, but… are we thinking he could clear a Kia? Get Skyler on a 10 day contract in Feb and get him to the dunk contest
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Justin Pollard @justqp.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Important to fire up the season with a de-motivational speaker
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Justin Pollard @justqp.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Weird, I would have thought shirts were required at Disneyworld
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Justin Pollard @justqp.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
omg you actually did it You are a man endlessly full of surprises Finally putting that film degree to good use!
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Justin Pollard @justqp.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Exquisite pick! I don’t even have to listen to it to hear the second “I was shivering inside” in my mind That album is an all-time great, which includes *another* great cover of “you’ve got a friend”
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Justin Pollard @justqp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Do we think he or his Twitter ghost-writer back then came up with that one?
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Justin Pollard @justqp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Looking forward to seeing your full stat line on the next “whoa boy” 🫡
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Justin Pollard @justqp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
How’d you play?
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Justin Pollard @justqp.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Ohh I’d forgotten he was in ACS Did you forgive or attack him? Brooks has to be the most odious Canadian — Hope he never finds success so we can always laugh at this persona he’s cultivating. I went to Pau’s jersey game and the crowd booed him like a wrestling heel never seen anything like it
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Justin Pollard @justqp.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It would seem the clippers rejected that rose today
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Justin Pollard @justqp.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Hattori Handcheck
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Justin Pollard @justqp.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Looks like he blatted up that bowl of bananas
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Justin Pollard @justqp.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
You’ve been at the top of your game recently Turned the screws on Anthony masterfully all show
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Justin Pollard @justqp.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Reading the words “breakfast sandwich” rendered me incapable of thinking of anything else
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Justin Pollard @justqp.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I’m not sure if this is universal fan sentiment but I would swap in Jerry West for Shaq for decades of franchise influence both as an elite player and elite executive
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Justin Pollard @justqp.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I may be mistaken, but I recall you evangelizing this song once and associate it with you
youtu.be
Michael Penn - No Myth (Official Video)
YouTube video by MichaelPennVEVO
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Justin Pollard @justqp.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Oh man, that is horrific Wishing the best to you and all of the other people who were traumatized. These incidents seem like senseless terror
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Justin Pollard @justqp.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Great article! Also: someone should add “costliest whiff” to the “cellar door” list
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Justin Pollard @justqp.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
One day, Maester Concepcion must explain how he has seemingly not aged in the 15+ years I’ve been following him
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Justin Pollard @justqp.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Damm, that looked painful
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Justin Pollard @justqp.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Were the YouTube subscriptions off the charts?
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Justin Pollard @justqp.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Brilliant This is the first of these I’ve seen and I cannot imagine how it could be topped
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Justin Pollard @justqp.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The Sun Min is strong in this photo
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Justin Pollard @justqp.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I would imagine they would trade *everything* to land the Thompson and Champagnie twins on the roster
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Justin Pollard @justqp.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Sarugar Magnolionis
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Justin Pollard @justqp.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
What a disappointment as a born and raised lifelong fan — it’s honestly sickening
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Justin Pollard @justqp.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Bangers
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Justin Pollard @justqp.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Awesome photo omg
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Justin Pollard @justqp.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Be careful! That’s a really rough area. One time I was walking back to my car and these two guys were just absolutely wailing on it. I’m talking leg sweeps, upper cuts, bicycle kicks, even blue fireballs. Only lasted 60 seconds but the car was completely totaled. Be warned!
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Justin Pollard @justqp.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
More like 1974 Toupees #118
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Justin Pollard @justqp.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
A++
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Justin Pollard @justqp.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
This looks and feels like a photoshopped image even though I watched all 82 that season
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Justin Pollard @justqp.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Thank you for this exceptional update I can only imagine how much work went into such a thorough and comprehensive report
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Justin Pollard @justqp.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Sincerely, though, those messages are repulsive. It’s sickening to get a glimpse into the hateful spam people must send you daily Imagining how much you’ve seen in your time as a public figure makes your resilience even more impressive I admire that you can laugh about it, I would’ve wilted day 1
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Justin Pollard @justqp.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I’m probably fixating on the wrong thing here, but… He somehow managed to include an obligatory “your” typo even though he never meant to type you’re.
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Justin Pollard @justqp.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Looked for Rasheed Wallace immediately
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Justin Pollard @justqp.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
omg I was going to write the same exact thing
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Justin Pollard @justqp.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Great episode! Nice to hear Jeanie back on the mic.
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Justin Pollard @justqp.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
It’s probably not obscure but my favorite recording of his is “When you wish upon a star” from the Dave digs Disney album
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Justin Pollard @justqp.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Don’t put it on the web for free! There must be a charge for Premium Dinklage content
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Justin Pollard @justqp.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Zoomed in on the hat to check if it was photoshopped and even then, I could barely tell it was real
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Justin Pollard @justqp.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Thank you for this excellent article! Last year’s team developed immaculate vibes during the pre-injury hot streak. It was so fun when they clicked, even despite the flawed roster build + low continuity I’m sad to lose so many players, especially the abrupt and unceremonious end of the LeBron era
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Justin Pollard @justqp.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
What was happening on the court when that second photo was taken? The mother looks horrified and the kids can’t bear to look. Hopefully it was on court action and not … (whispers) the Gordon Hayward injury
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Justin Pollard @justqp.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
A+ theory
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Justin Pollard @justqp.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Thank you so much for your tireless, round the clock work during this hectic time! 🫡
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Justin Pollard @justqp.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
The background is a bit blurry, but I’m assuming this must have been taken live from somewhere in Batuu, Galaxy’s edge?
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