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Marie Campbell🍁

@justplaincooking.ca
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Nova Scotia food nerd | Author Practical Canadian cooking at justplaincooking.ca Feeding people with love & stubbornness Mom x6 | Brain tumour survivor Kindness first · 🌈⃤🦋

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Marie Campbell🍁 @justplaincooking.ca · 03/10/2026
I'm really done with shaming people who use cooking shortcuts. There are so many reasons why we do - from illness to time to availability to "I just don't want to'. Don't apologize to me and say you're being "lazy" for making fries.
Meme showing Marie Campbell Bluesky profile and text "Frozen french fries are still potatoes. They haven't given up their potato citizenship".
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Marie Campbell🍁 @justplaincooking.ca · 24/09/2026
I'm paying my cat tax for being absent. This is Bowie, my son's gf's sister's cat, & she's living with us while they're all in school. THIS is how I wake up now every morning. This plus a paw poking my face until I open my eyes.
Black and white cat sitting on lumpy blankets (that are lumpy because there is a person under them) and staring directly at the camera.
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Marie Campbell🍁 @justplaincooking.ca · 08/06/2026
INSIDE YOU THERE ARE TWO WOLVES
you should probably see a doctor, the recommended amount of wolves inside you is zero
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Marie Campbell🍁 @justplaincooking.ca · 07/06/2026
Photo of someone holding a cup of coffee. Text: I need coffee, a vacation and a bag full of cash. That's all.
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Marie Campbell🍁 @justplaincooking.ca · 06/06/2026
Photo of a large number of peeled garlic cloves on a baking sheet. Text: If you ever feel sad, just remember my friend and his girlfriend peeled 102 garlic cloves for a recipe and then realized it said 1-2 garlic cloves.
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Marie Campbell🍁 @justplaincooking.ca · 05/06/2026
Drawing of a big square labeled "The Library", and three very small squares in the corner labeled "Bedroom", "Kitchen", and "Bath".
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Marie Campbell🍁 @justplaincooking.ca · 04/06/2026
Photo of a mountain lion. Text: If I'm ever killed by a mountain lion, just know that my last words were "Here, kitty kitty".
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Marie Campbell🍁 @justplaincooking.ca · 03/06/2026
Photo of a metal awning that has buckled in the middle, with a cat sitting on the lowest part. Text: How to spot a Dragon using an illusion spell.
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Marie Campbell🍁 @justplaincooking.ca · 02/06/2026
Photo of container garden in buckets. Text: Start where you are. Use what you have. Do what you can.
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Marie Campbell🍁 @justplaincooking.ca · 01/06/2026
Photo of camel with mouth apparently over a child's head. Text: Your child is being eaten by a camel. Do you ... a) save your child or b) take a photo?
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Marie Campbell🍁 @justplaincooking.ca · 31/05/2026
The invention of glue: One man in a pub in 17th century clothing - "I bet if we melt a horse, we could use it to stick stuff to other stuff." Other man "Dude ... is everything okay at home"
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Marie Campbell🍁 @justplaincooking.ca · 30/05/2026
I'm not to be trusted in a bookstore with a credit card.
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Marie Campbell🍁 @justplaincooking.ca · 29/05/2026
Honestly the concept of doppelgangers is scary but if I saw myself I probably wouldn't be all that terrified. Like I know she can't run for more than 3 minutes straight. I know she can't do basic maths. She's not going to do anything. She doesn't even know what day it is.
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Marie Campbell🍁 @justplaincooking.ca · 28/05/2026
A part of adulting is telling your parents stories and no longer skipping over the parts that were illegal.
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Marie Campbell🍁 @justplaincooking.ca · 27/05/2026
Cookie monster looking out a window. Text: When someone asks what you do for fun and you're trying to think of something normal sounding
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Marie Campbell🍁 @justplaincooking.ca · 26/05/2026
<3
Stop scrolling for a second.
You're going to be okay, you're strong and i'm proud of you. Catch your breath and wash your face. Grab something to drink or to eat and remember to take any medications if you need to, okay?
You're amazing for making it so far into life; thank you for staying alive.
Now keep going.
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Marie Campbell🍁 @justplaincooking.ca · 25/05/2026
I think it's adorable how they're putting jokes on the sides of snacks. now.
Like listen to this one - serving size: 3 cookies.
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Marie Campbell🍁 @justplaincooking.ca · 24/05/2026
I really am. :)
I'm actually weirder than you think
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Marie Campbell🍁 @justplaincooking.ca · 23/05/2026
Can you lick the science?
Chemistry NO!!
Geology Sometimes needed, sometimes dangerous
Psychology Best not
Physics: WTF? How?
Zoology: science licks you
Computer science: The tingle on your tongue is how you know it's working
Software engineering: nothing else worked so you may as well try
Astronomy: if your dedication to lick Uranus is what it takes to get humankind to another planet, so be it
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Marie Campbell🍁 @justplaincooking.ca · 21/05/2026
I drink lots of water!
Filtered water.
Filtered through coffee grounds.
Coffee.
I drink lots of coffee.
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Marie Campbell🍁 @justplaincooking.ca · 20/05/2026
Diet Day 1: I have removed all the bad food from the house. It was delicious.
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Marie Campbell🍁 @justplaincooking.ca · 19/05/2026
 Photo of a tabletop grill open - behind it a row of students with open laptops. Text: I was in a hurry this morning.
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Marie Campbell🍁 @justplaincooking.ca · 18/05/2026
stop play it cool just be passionate and insane and whoever sticks around is meant for you
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Marie Campbell🍁 @justplaincooking.ca · 17/05/2026
UPS: Your package is in your city, on a truck driven by Mike. It will arrive on your doorstep at 6:27pm today.
FedEx: Your package is coming. You'll get it when we get there.
Canada Post: What package?
Amazon: We are already inside your apartment. Check the bathroom.
Facebook: We know you were thinking about getting a toaster yesterday. Here are 20 ads for toaster ovens.
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Marie Campbell🍁 @justplaincooking.ca · 16/05/2026
INSIDE YOU THERE ARE TWO WOLVES
you should probably see a doctor, the recommended amount of wolves inside you is zero
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Marie Campbell🍁 @justplaincooking.ca · 15/05/2026
Photo of someone holding a cup of coffee. Text: I need coffee, a vacation and a bag full of cash. That's all.
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Marie Campbell🍁 @justplaincooking.ca · 14/05/2026
Photo of a large number of peeled garlic cloves on a baking sheet. Text: If you ever feel sad, just remember my friend and his girlfriend peeled 102 garlic cloves for a recipe and then realized it said 1-2 garlic cloves.
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Marie Campbell🍁 @justplaincooking.ca · 13/05/2026
Drawing of a big square labeled "The Library", and three very small squares in the corner labeled "Bedroom", "Kitchen", and "Bath".
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Marie Campbell🍁 @justplaincooking.ca · 12/05/2026
Photo of a mountain lion. Text: If I'm ever killed by a mountain lion, just know that my last words were "Here, kitty kitty".
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Marie Campbell🍁 @justplaincooking.ca · 11/05/2026
Photo of a metal awning that has buckled in the middle, with a cat sitting on the lowest part. Text: How to spot a Dragon using an illusion spell.
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Marie Campbell🍁 @justplaincooking.ca · 10/05/2026
Photo of container garden in buckets. Text: Start where you are. Use what you have. Do what you can.
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Marie Campbell🍁 @justplaincooking.ca · 09/05/2026
Photo of camel with mouth apparently over a child's head. Text: Your child is being eaten by a camel. Do you ... a) save your child or b) take a photo?
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Marie Campbell🍁 @justplaincooking.ca · 08/05/2026
The invention of glue: One man in a pub in 17th century clothing - "I bet if we melt a horse, we could use it to stick stuff to other stuff." Other man "Dude ... is everything okay at home"
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Marie Campbell🍁 @justplaincooking.ca · 07/05/2026
I'm not to be trusted in a bookstore with a credit card.
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Marie Campbell🍁 @justplaincooking.ca · 06/05/2026
Honestly the concept of doppelgangers is scary but if I saw myself I probably wouldn't be all that terrified. Like I know she can't run for more than 3 minutes straight. I know she can't do basic maths. She's not going to do anything. She doesn't even know what day it is.
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Marie Campbell🍁 @justplaincooking.ca · 05/05/2026
A part of adulting is telling your parents stories and no longer skipping over the parts that were illegal.
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Marie Campbell🍁 @justplaincooking.ca · 04/05/2026
Cookie monster looking out a window. Text: When someone asks what you do for fun and you're trying to think of something normal sounding
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Marie Campbell🍁 @justplaincooking.ca · 03/05/2026
<3
Stop scrolling for a second.
You're going to be okay, you're strong and i'm proud of you. Catch your breath and wash your face. Grab something to drink or to eat and remember to take any medications if you need to, okay?
You're amazing for making it so far into life; thank you for staying alive.
Now keep going.
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Marie Campbell🍁 @justplaincooking.ca · 02/05/2026
I think it's adorable how they're putting jokes on the sides of snacks. now.
Like listen to this one - serving size: 3 cookies.
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Marie Campbell🍁 @justplaincooking.ca · 30/04/2026
I really am. :)
I'm actually weirder than you think
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Marie Campbell🍁 @justplaincooking.ca · 29/04/2026
Can you lick the science?
Chemistry NO!!
Geology Sometimes needed, sometimes dangerous
Psychology Best not
Physics: WTF? How?
Zoology: science licks you
Computer science: The tingle on your tongue is how you know it's working
Software engineering: nothing else worked so you may as well try
Astronomy: if your dedication to lick Uranus is what it takes to get humankind to another planet, so be it
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Marie Campbell🍁 @justplaincooking.ca · 28/04/2026
I drink lots of water!
Filtered water.
Filtered through coffee grounds.
Coffee.
I drink lots of coffee.
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Marie Campbell🍁 @justplaincooking.ca · 27/04/2026
Diet Day 1: I have removed all the bad food from the house. It was delicious.
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Marie Campbell🍁 @justplaincooking.ca · 26/04/2026
 Photo of a tabletop grill open - behind it a row of students with open laptops. Text: I was in a hurry this morning.
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Marie Campbell🍁 @justplaincooking.ca · 25/04/2026
stop play it cool just be passionate and insane and whoever sticks around is meant for you
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Marie Campbell🍁 @justplaincooking.ca · 24/04/2026
UPS: Your package is in your city, on a truck driven by Mike. It will arrive on your doorstep at 6:27pm today.
FedEx: Your package is coming. You'll get it when we get there.
Canada Post: What package?
Amazon: We are already inside your apartment. Check the bathroom.
Facebook: We know you were thinking about getting a toaster yesterday. Here are 20 ads for toaster ovens.
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Marie Campbell🍁 @justplaincooking.ca · 23/04/2026
INSIDE YOU THERE ARE TWO WOLVES
you should probably see a doctor, the recommended amount of wolves inside you is zero
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Marie Campbell🍁 @justplaincooking.ca · 22/04/2026
Photo of someone holding a cup of coffee. Text: I need coffee, a vacation and a bag full of cash. That's all.
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Marie Campbell🍁 @justplaincooking.ca · 21/04/2026
Photo of a large number of peeled garlic cloves on a baking sheet. Text: If you ever feel sad, just remember my friend and his girlfriend peeled 102 garlic cloves for a recipe and then realized it said 1-2 garlic cloves.
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Marie Campbell🍁 @justplaincooking.ca · 20/04/2026
Drawing of a big square labeled "The Library", and three very small squares in the corner labeled "Bedroom", "Kitchen", and "Bath".
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