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Michael

@justmichael.bsky.social
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Caller of the Cats, Writer, Musician, Cyborg He/They

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Michael @justmichael.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Bluey poster. It says Be Gay Do Crimes
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Michael @justmichael.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
We're posting thirst traps soo
Michael in an open tie dyed shirt with his chest and stomach showing. He also has dangly necklaces.
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Michael @justmichael.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Oh hey! I keep forgetting I have Bluesky. This is happening tomorrow in Hburg if you want to hear some poetry!
Flyer inviting people to a poetry reading at rootstock wine bar in Harrisonburg ba at 6 pm on july 2.
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Michael @justmichael.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
That's wonderful! My youngest did their best as Jax.
Person dressed as Jax from The Amazing Digital Circus walking in a Walmart.
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Michael @justmichael.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
A human dressed as Jax from The Amazing Digital Circus holding a bowl that is decorated like Bubble from the same. Another human is dressed as Kinger with a bucket on his head.
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Michael @justmichael.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Anyone else going to see #tadc episode 9 today? @glitchprod.com
A human dressed as Jax from The Amazing Digital Circus. They are holding a bowl made to look like Bubble from the same show.
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Michael @justmichael.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
BREAKING: Cold Slither has also withdrawn from the Freedom 250 celebration #knowingishalfthebattle
The band Cold Slither from G.I. Joe
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Michael @justmichael.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Today's the day, Virginia!
A picture of Governor Spanberger with superimposed text saying Fairfax me Mommy vote Yes on April 21st
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Michael @justmichael.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
The cousinfuckers and billionaire fans in Virginia have settled on "don't Fairfax me" as their rallying cry against VA Dems eliminating safe GOP house seats which is just a dumb and ineffective slogan. So I figured the opposite would be funny. It is.
Governor Spanberger with text over her that says Fairfax me mommy vote yes on April 21
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Michael @justmichael.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Oh hey I got a tattoo for my birthday! I was supposed to get it 6 years ago when I turned 42 but a global pandemic got in the way.
A tattoo of a sperm whale. There is a bowl of petunias on its nose and text says oh no, nor again.
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Michael @justmichael.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Hey so I have a fun new pen name and also a killer book out about killers. They're good killers tho because they're feral 90s kids and the person who gets killed really deserves it. a.co/d/04P4G3V3
A book cover for Some Boys Are Better Dead, a verse novel by Michael Florida. It is a textured paper-like cover with a typeface font and scattered haldol pills.
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Michael @justmichael.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
I went to a bar tonight for four reasons: 1: I fucking love karaoke* 2: my friend got a new job and also got dumped 3: I love our dive bar 4: people watching on St Pat's is 🔥 But also some old dude bought me a second Irish Trash Can so I suppose I'm staying later than planned. * So so so much
Two Irish trash cans. Or just trash cans. There isn't a difference.
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Michael @justmichael.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Not sure how I missed so many of you people at AWP but you might have seen my booth.
The Wayward Writers Press booth with the Tabernacle of Love Behind itInside the Tabernacle of Love, a drape and pipe structure.
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Michael @justmichael.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Gonna do a Dylan cover show in February.
Bob Dylan's face and mine mashed up. Text says daddy does Dylan.
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Michael @justmichael.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
We don't watch copaganda, Jeff.
Amazon recommending Paw Patrol to me
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Michael @justmichael.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
A lot of them but I'm going to go with what may be my favorite album of the 90s and is the greatest second album of all time.
The cover of Under the Pink by Tori Amos
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Michael @justmichael.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
🎶 I'm tryin to tell you something bout my life Maybe give me insight between black and white 🎶
Pope Leo looking like it's karaoke night at the Vatican.
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Michael @justmichael.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
What if we 👉👈
Green and pink PJs with interlocked scissors on them.
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Michael @justmichael.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Legit thought this was a @chucktingle.bsky.social book on first glance.
A pamphlet for Cervical Facet Injection with a design style that is similar to many of CT's books.
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Michael @justmichael.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
If you can see this, quote post a vampire who isn't Dracula.
Bunnicula Strikes Again cover.
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Michael @justmichael.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Hey this guy sucks y'all.
Steve King's profile. He is a creep.
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Michael @justmichael.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
I performed (as Daddy Sir) at Pride this weekend and right up before me was Big Daddy so of course we had to get a picture together.
Two bear performers in high queer fashion being happy at pride
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Michael @justmichael.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Can it be?
Scrooge asking what's today my fine fellow
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Michael @justmichael.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Morning, y'all! #FloydFest skeeters rise up!
Guy person with a beard drinking from a cup with colorful towels, lights, and flags in the background. Text reads it's a beautiful festy morning here at Floyd Fest.
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Michael @justmichael.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
This is what you missed by not coming to the show
Fella with a beard in an unbuttoned black shirt
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Michael @justmichael.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Anyone going to #FloydFest ???
Floyd Fest 25 poster
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Michael @justmichael.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender.
Sweetums surrounded by ladies.
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Michael @justmichael.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Oh no you guys I emailed the creator of the Lesbian Cats ®️ Arm and Hammer commercial about being in on the joke and this was his reply: (Commercial for reference if you haven't seen it: youtu.be/NqLCtCIU-Mw?...)
Email text reads

Me:

Hi!

You've probably gotten some emails regarding the lesbian cats commercial.

I just wanted to know if you had any good stories about its development or reception. Was everyone in on the joke?

Dean:

??  Lesbian cats?  That's news to me. Guess I wasn't in on the joke either. I designed, directed and animated the spot, but it never occurred to me to ask them about their sexual proclivities. What makes you think they were lesbians?  
Dean
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Michael @justmichael.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Musically, a lot Poetically, sometimes (tho probably more soon) Graphically, also sometimes but it's usually music related:
Musical poster. Two half faces with a multi color background. Performing acts and times are listed as well
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Michael @justmichael.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Woman and man in bed "wonder if" meme. The woman is a pillow and the man is Elon Musk.

Text says 

Her I wonder if he's thinking about other pillows 

Him If I go to sleep who will defend Elon Musk online
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Michael @justmichael.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
You missed me in this! (And some good music)
Me in a mostly unbuttoned gold shirt. I am wearing a cowboy hat.
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Michael @justmichael.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
If you're near Harrisonburg, VA you should come out tonight to Restless Moons and hear me and 9 other acts play!
Show poster for Sir Yes Sir 2 at Restless moons on 4/26 starting at 6.

Lists the acts. Sir Slur, Daddy Sir, Cheryl Sule, Corie Nixon, Gabriel Meadows, Off Tha Dome, Jesse Payne, Noremac the Barlord, Blaze Em Upp, and Fern.
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Michael @justmichael.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Picture and age 47
Me in an open, white linen shirt with a rainbow robe, wearing a straw hat and holding a rose. I am standing in the woods
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Michael @justmichael.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
For my friend [redacted] by [redacted] last Friday:
For Mills, at Cedar Key 

The night is full of noise.
There is no silence, just
attention paid or not:
mullet flitter and fall;
waves kiss and lap the rocks;
drunken tourists off key
sing a country chorus;
on a balcony 
lovers talk of nothing.
But one heart, one body, 
one voice can no longer 
fill the night air with joy
and your wild abundance.
You are still. You are still;
we are broken. Shattered, 
but together, we hear
your voice in memories.
Held in conversations,
we find new ways to you
in the living embrace 
of everything you loved.
You are no longer here.
You will always be here.
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Michael @justmichael.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
🎶 The best part of working from home is checking emails in the spa 🎶
Me in hot tub. Woods behind.
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Michael @justmichael.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Repost the spectacles, nerd
White person with long brown hair and a grey beard wearing glasses and two robes. Guitars hang in the background.
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Michael @justmichael.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Extremely niche response
Stuart Smalley of SNL Fame with Michael Jackson's head text reads Annie, you're good enough. You're smart enough and you're okay
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Michael @justmichael.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
My brother Kris has joined the cult.
Two NB Miatas. One painted like graffiti and one white.
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Michael @justmichael.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
This is the synergy I live for. Also I hope y'all feel better.
Gastly says "i slept like absolute shit man" and Dr Frizzle says "waking up is such BS. Like what do you mean you're sore body, you literally did nothing all night but lie there"
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Michael @justmichael.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
It me.
White card taped to a green camp stove. Text says not pretty but works good $10
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Michael @justmichael.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Had to put the fun in funeral today but at least I looked good doing it.
Me in a blue suit with a pink vest
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Michael @justmichael.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
I got surprise laid off from my bartending job (I was leaving on the 17th but last Friday was my surprise last day) and so I didn't get a proper send-off. However, we all met at the local dive bar tonight for karaoke and they got me. It's good to be loved.
Me wearing black with whipped cream over half my face.
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Michael @justmichael.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Mama Pho is the breakfast of champions
A bowl of pho with steak and onions
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Michael @justmichael.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Outline or filled? (Props to kiz for the original illustration but did they disappear from here?)
An outline of a sperm whale with a pot of petunias on his head. Text says oh no not again.A sperm whale with a pot of petunias on his head. Text says oh no not again
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Michael @justmichael.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Cheddar is a skrimp
An orange cat on a multicolored pillow and green couch. He is curled up like a shrimp.
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Michael @justmichael.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Got some old man readers today
Me with some half moon glasses on.
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Michael @justmichael.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Between Tolkien and the two English degrees, I got really into pipe tobacco for a while.
Me with four tobacco pipes in my mouth. There are guitars behind me.
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Michael @justmichael.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
It's not a dick, it's a
Handheld hydrating facial device
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Michael @justmichael.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Happy Valium Times day!
The cover of Pearl Jam's Ten. Text days Are you a Pearl Jam album? Because you're a ten to me.
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Michael @justmichael.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Dis wat the meandia dew to Tramp. They grucify him frfr.
Donal Tramp in minion form he is being grucified
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