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Just_Lars

@justlars.bsky.social
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They/them, dey/dem I shit-post in English and German. Non-Binary riddled with ADHD. Officially certified void catboy™ and happy cat parent. Will occasionally post pictures of our voids. While you're at it, please leave some chin scritches.

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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue is calmly sitting on his computer when he is startled by noises that sound somewhere between coughing and choking. Alarmed, he rushes to investigate.
Blue: Green? Are you okay?

Blue finds Green on his back on the floor, evidently shaken up but otherwise unharmed.
Green: I somehow swallowed spittle wrong.
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Maggie Astor @maggieastor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I love it when I'm doing a final fact-check on a story publishing tomorrow and the website housing an important document is down. Love it
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"why don't men wear more color." i only dress for the approval of dogs, who mostly see blue, white, gray, black, and brown in the way that we do, so i don't wear other colors.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is true. In 2016, I got into an argument with a gay man on a menswear forum. I've since made it my mission to make every man dress gay, thereby destroying his ability to tell who is actually gay and, ultimately, his chances of finding love. I built my social media following to achieve that goal
Someone on Twitter writes to me: "People should follow your advise if they want to look gay."
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Green looks at Blue as Blue is dramatically laying down on the floor.
Blue: You can go ahead and go to that party. I'll just be here by my self, alone.

Green looks at Blue with a frustrated frown, as Blue sticks his tongue out while making a disgusted face.
Green: You could also come with me.
Blue: I don't like people.

Green raises an eyebrow.
Green: Don't I count as "people?"
Blue: Of course not. You're the love of my life.
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Frightening Brian ☠️ @briangeorge.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Oh my god
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Make it a Quote @miq.moe · 12/08/2026
Generated by Make it a Quote
User: kratze.eurosky.social
Content: A) Rosinen?
B) bei den Temperaturen schokoliert?

Das ist kein Angebot. Das ist eine Unverschämtheit.
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taz @taz.de · 11/08/2026
Wer die Demokratie gegen rechts verteidigen will, sollte nicht auf der Mehrheitsfrage herumreiten. Besser wäre es, die Vergesellschaftung voranzubringen.
taz.de
Debatte über Vergesellschaftung: Radikale Hoffnung statt Erbsenzählerei
Wer die Demokratie gegen rechts verteidigen will, sollte nicht auf der Mehrheitsfrage herumreiten. Besser wäre es, die Vergesellschaftung voranzubringen.
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taz @taz.de · 11/08/2026
Die Waldbrandgefahr in Deutschland bleibt hoch. Was hilft im Kampf gegen das Feuer?
taz.de
Technik gegen Waldbrände: Mangelware Löschflugzeuge
Die Waldbrandgefahr in Deutschland bleibt hoch. Was hilft im Kampf gegen das Feuer?
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, we watch as very shoddily drawn sketchy Green fox slowly comes together, becoming progressively more recognisable.

 Shoddy, sketchy Green fox stares in deep confusion as the ambiguous shape of Blue asks him an incomprehensible question.
Blue: [unintelligible words]?
Green: What?

Becoming clearer, Blue looks at Green, who is still thrown off, but now looks almost completely like himself.
Blue: I asked if you just woke up.
Green: Oh. No, not yet.
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Bylines Network @bylinesnetwork.co.uk · 26/07/2026
Here’s a puzzle. Why do people still think immigration is "out of control" when the numbers tell a different story? Economist Jonathan Portes explores the gap between statistics, trust and public attitudes. @eastangliabylines.co.uk
eastangliabylines.co.uk
Reducing net migration was never the real issue
Our immigration statistics have served to legitimise racism. Reduced net migration was not what people wanted
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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 26/07/2026
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Glendon Mellow @flyingtrilobite.com · 24/07/2026
Sharing with the #SciArt Feed:
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue is minding his own business, peacefully reading a book, as Green looks out of the window, tail raised in alert.

Blue's book goes momentarily up in the air as Blue jumps, startled by Green's excited yelling.
Green: The signs have aligned! Blueberry season is upon us!

Blue looks after Green as Green rushes off to make arrangements.
Blue: What kind of signs do you see from our window? We're in the city.
Green: Bird poop!

Blue raises his eyebrow in confusion as Green returns, wearing a sun hat and carrying a bucket for foraging.
Blue: ...You do bird poop divination?
Green: They turn purple when there's blueberries.
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are on a walk, and pass by a gas station under construction.
Blue: Oh look, they're renovating the gas station.
Green: Huh.

Blue and Green sit down to watch the work.
Green: I wonder where they put the old guys who always sit at the front.
Blue: I think they're still there.

The foxes watch as the group of old men sit at an outdoor table right next to the construction site, stoically enduring the sand and dust getting into their eyes and coffee mugs.
Green: Impressive dedication.
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Just_Lars @justlars.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Selbst wenn man alles was seit 2016 da passiert ist ignoriert, sind die USA einfach immer noch regelmäßig so ein Fiebertraum für mich als Durchschnittseuropäer. Ich krieg ja schon Bauchweh, wenn der lokale Schützenverein Karabiner spazieren trägt. Und da drüben gibts einf KOSTENLOS Schalldämpfer.
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Just_Lars @justlars.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Ich hab nur mit der Google-Bildersuche nach einem Shirt-Design gesucht und bin dann da gelandet. Bitte Herr Verfassungsschützer, glauben sie mir :(
Ein Screenshot von der Website einer amerikanischen Waffenhändler-Kette. Zu sehen ist ein Werbe-Banner, auf dem in Großbuchstaben steht:

"Buy a gun, get a free suppressor. Limited-time offer."

Übersetzung: "Kauf eine Waffe und bekomme einen kostenlosen Schalldämpfer. Zeitlich begrenztes Angebot."
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is a soft muted grey. In this one, Blue is helping the foxes' elderly neighbour carry groceries.
Neighbour: Thanks for helping me run my errands.

Arriving at her home, Blue sets the groceries down, while the neighbour starts digging her purse.
Blue: It's nothing, we're neighbours and I was home anyway.
Neighbour: Here's for your trouble.

Seeing the neighbour offering money, Blue leans back, trying to reject it. Determined to reimburse him for his time, she leans in just a aggressively as he is trying to lean away.
Blue: Oh, no need-
Neighbour: I am not a charity case. Take the damn money.

Arriving home visibly shaken, Blue is carrying the money that the neighbour offered. Green is sitting at his computer, looking towards Blue.
Green: How was it?
Blue: She drives a hard bargain.
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue gets startled by the extremely loud voice of an unseen hawker selling fish.
Hawker, outside of the panel but loudly enough to rattle everything within it: Come get your fish! Fresh hot fried fish for cheap!

As the two walk on, Blue turns to look over his shoulder to glare at the seller.
Blue: Why do they have to yell like that? I hate it when people yell.
Green: That counts as yelling?

Blue frowns as he goes on. Green listens.
Blue: With my family, the only reason why anyone would raise their voices is in a real emergency.

No longer frowning, Blue looks at Green with an unreadable look on his face.
Green: You were raised in a much gentler home than anyone I know.
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Scare-ah Colonthree @sarah.northsky.social · 09/07/2026
Tactical polycule building rogue like
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justsara - Digital Detox Ära @justangry420.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Seit 2 Monaten JEDER Beitrag andere Bewegtbilder aber fast gleicher Text und immer die gleiche unterschwellige Message "vertraut niemals pädagogischem Personal, kommt lieber zu mir und zahlt 100€ für 20 Minuten Gespräch, das sollte dein Kind dir wert sein"
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Chicago Tribune @chicagotribune.com · 30/06/2026
On June 30, 1934, Adolf Hitler launched his “blood purge” of political and military rivals in Germany in what came to be known as the “Night of the Long Knives.”
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Today in History: Adolf Hitler launches his ‘blood purge’
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Der @KleineMaulwurf @kleinemaulwurf.eurosky.social · 26/06/2026
Dinge, die du tun kannst, um dir zu helfen, durch die Hitze zu kommen: 1. Kühl duschen 2. Ein kühles Fußbad unter dem Tisch 3. "IST DAS HEISS! SCHEISSE!" brüllen 4. Eiswürfel lutschen
Jemand steht lächelnd unter der DuscheNackte Füße in einem FußbadJemand im T-Shirt brüllt vor schwarzem Hintergrund, so dass die fliegenden Sabber-Tröpfchen gut sichtbar sindJemand hat einen Eiswürfel zwischen den Zähnen
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue is enjoying the breeze in front of a fan, while Green sits some distance away from him, with his back towards Blue, clearly sulking.

Blue looks at Green as Green turns to look at him, still with a grumpy look on his face.
Green: I'm sorry I've been awful all day. This heat makes me miserable to be around.

Blue looks frankly at Green, who appears mildly surprised.
Blue: You haven't done or said anything.
Green: Oh?

Green turns back around, looking tired and frustrated but no longer angry.
Green: I've been thinking evil thoughts all day.
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
A comic of several foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, we see a grey fox, by themselves, studying a "no smoking" sign, with a smaller sign added at the bottom.
Grey fox, in thought: Non-smoking area, enforced by... Sniper?

Frowning disapprovingly, the grey fox immediately pulls out a cigarette and lights it.
Grey fox, still thinking: What kind of a sick joke is that? How would th-

Grey fox's thought process is startled as a thin, sharp burst of water shoots the cigarette out of their mouth.

Nearby, Blue and Green are hanging out on their balcony. Blue is wearing an olive green fishing hat, taking cover behind the balcony wall, aiming a brightly coloured plastic water gun down to the street.
Green: Enjoying your new watergun?
Blue: Immensely.
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Christian Stöcker @christianstoecker.de · 31/05/2026
“Partei der Zukunft und der Freundlichkeit” (Christian Dürr) #FDP #Kubicki
Nach Kampfabstimmung
Kubicki attackiert unterlegene Strack-Zimmermann – »Jetzt weißt du, wo der Hammer hängt«
Ihren Vorsitzenden hat die FDP gewählt, doch von Frieden kann in der Partei keine Rede sein. Auch am Tag nach der turbulenten Abstimmung ätzen die Kontrahenten Kubicki und Strack-Zimmermann gegeneinande
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue observes Green laying down on the floor, looking tired. Setting down, Blue gradually coils around Green like a serpent.
Green: I was supposed to get up.
Blue: I know.
Green: You're not helping.
Blue: I know.
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Just_Lars @justlars.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Wünschte ich würde unter widrigen Bedingungen auch zu Glas werden.
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brandsatz bodo. @brandsatzbodo.eurosky.social · 16/05/2026
eins.
Ein alter grüner Citroen im Gegenlicht.Auf einem "Geschützte Grünanlage" Schild wurde eine Wassermelone aufgespießt.Ein Plattenbau von unten fotografiert. Silhouetten von Menschen bewegen sich an einem Strommast durchs Dickicht.
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Everything is fine, but we'll be out for a few weeks as I recover from surgery!
An illustration of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue watches over dutifully as Green is tucked in bed, safe and sound. Around them is text: "Sick leave! Back in 2-3 weeks!"
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jochen @jochen.eurosky.social · 17/04/2026
wenn ich opfer einer ddos attacke wäre würde ich mich halt einfach geschickt abrollen
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Haken dran - Das Social-Media-Update @hakendran.org · 13/04/2026
Wenn deine Pushnachrichten die Nachricht im Volltext beinhalten, kannst du soviel Ende-zu-Ende-verschlüsseln, wie du möchtest - Denn so landeten jetzt Signalnachrichten als Beweismittel vor Gericht. Wie gerade an Verschlüsselungen gesägt wird - und vieles mehr - heute mit @torstenbeeck.com:
hakendran.podigee.io
Man sieht den Wal vor lauten Menschen nicht (mit Torsten Beeck)
Heute gibt’s die großen Antworten. Wie mich die Gartenkralle radikalisiert hat, wo die Ende-zu-Ende-Verschlüsselung ihre Grenzen hat, was so richtig cringe ist, wieso das Internet die Walrettung verän...
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Just_Lars @justlars.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Got asked two days ago, if I would participate in a long-distance, qualified patient transport to Poland. >1000km and ca. 11 hours of driving. Sounded really exciting, but I wondered who'd require such a trip. It was only when I arrived at the patient, that I learned he's a Ukrainian veteran.
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Just_Lars @justlars.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
In case you are wondering: quartz dust and crystalline silica is up there with asbestos fibres when it comes to potential of causing long-term lung damage and sky-high cancer risks. This is what active dismantling of worker rights looks like.
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Just_Lars @justlars.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Mal etwas Hoffnung im ewigen Doom&Gloom. ARTE hat sich angeschaut, wo segelgetriebene Frachtschifffahrt eigentlich heute steht. Und ehrlich gesagt sind wir weltweit weiter als ich dachte. www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5_J...
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Frachtsegler erobern die Weltmeere | Doku HD | ARTE
YouTube video by ARTEde
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JoCat is slow at making videos @jocat.net · 23/03/2026
My woke opinion of the day is tying art to capital, and capital to survival, is fundamentally anti-art It inherently compromised the artists vision from the roots. its financial success is a factor that will always exist in the creators mind - informed or opposed Want pure art? Kill capitalism
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Just_Lars @justlars.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Ich bin zwei Minuten auf meiner Timeline und hab schon keine Lust mehr. Falls noch IRGENDJEMAND Zweifel hatte: Wir leben wohl ganz offiziell in der beschissensten anzunehmenden Realität.
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Sankt Bimbam (Kinderkram) @stbimbam.eurosky.social · 22/03/2026
Nochmal zum Mitschreiben: natürlich sind nicht alle Männer Täter, aber doch so unmenschlich viele, dass tatsächlich JEDER Mann eine potentielle Gefahr darstellt. Ja, auch ich. Deswegen ALL MEN.
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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
It's all very bad, and I don't want to take away from that reality when I say this, but we've had an awful lot of "I told you so" moments and I'm tired of not saying that so I'm saying it.
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Just_Lars @justlars.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Das nächste Mal wenn euch jemand sagt das Datenschutz beim Staat kacke ist, gerne mal hier drauf verweisen. Die US-Steuerbehörde (IRS) hat vertrauliche Steuerdaten mit ICE geteilt. Das wäre, als wenn das örtliche Finanzamt auf Nachfrage einfach Daten über euch an die Ausländerbehörde gibt.
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frauzett @frauzett.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Wenn unser geliebter Alexander van der Bellen nicht mehr sein Amt ausüben kann, wünsche ich mir Marlene Engelhorn als Bundespräsidentin. Falls wer nicht weiß, was sie so macht:
maenner.media
Queere Millionenerbin verschenkt 25 Millionen Euro
Marlene Engelhorn ist eine der reichsten queeren Personen im deutschsprachigen Raum. Über einen Bürgerrat rückverteilt sie nun einen Großteil ihres Erbes. Auch queere Organisationen profitieren von de...
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Just_Lars @justlars.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Getrennte Matratze ln sind goat'ed, don't @ me!
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
The richest man owns X. The second and third richest men control Google. The fourth richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp. The fifth richest man owns The Washington Post. And now the sixth richest could soon take over both Paramount and Warner Bros. See the problem here?
nytimes.com
Netflix Backs Out of Bid for Warner Bros., Paving Way for an Ellison Takeover
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are rushing towards each other, with a narrative text above each, with an arrow pointing at each fox respectively.
Narration above Green: Heat-seeking behaviour
Narration above Blue: Attention-guided missile

The foxes reach each other, swirling together like liquid or koi fish.
Narration: Impact!

Curling up together, coiled around each other in a tight cuddle, the foxes rest, calm and content.
Narration: Equilibrium
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Hey my publishers asked ne me to remind you that all my stuff is still available in their shop! fenrispublishing.com/order.php?r=...
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Fenris Publishing, LLC
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Just_Lars @justlars.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Ganz normaler Tag im Rettungsdienst
Ein Screenshot aus einem WhatsApp-Chat. Auf einem Foto ist ein Mäusebussard zu sehen, der in eine Decke eingewickelt in einem Korb liegt und sehr böse guckt. 

Darunter steht als Text: "Warum steht ein lebendes Tier in der Waschhalle in einem Korb?"
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Polygon @polygon.com · 15/02/2026
It's an outgrowth of the game's unusually chill player community
polygon.com
Meet the Arc Raiders players who roleplay as photojournalists
It's an outgrowth of the game's unusually chill player community
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other one is green. In this one, Blue and Green are sitting down while facing each other.
Green: You've got yogurt on your chin.
Blue: Do I?

Blue leans back cautiously as Green leans towards him eagerly.
Green: Can I kiss it away?
Blue: No.

Blue keeps leaning back as Green keeps leaning forward, stretching further than should be physically possible.
Green: Pleeeeeeeeeeeeease?
Blue: No.

Stretching out to almost twice the length of their regular bodies, Blue frowns while Green still stares eagerly at him, leaning forward as much as Blue leans back.
Blue: I am not going to let you lick my face.
Green: Why not?
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