Kamala’s Cackle @justkellye.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Coworker: Have you been losing weight? Me: Technically, yes—about 25 pounds so far, but I don’t really see it. Coworker: Well *I* see it! Me: 030
Kamala’s Cackle @justkellye.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Without downloading anything new, where are you mentally? 010
Kamala’s Cackle @justkellye.bsky.social · 26/04/2026That lovechild of an Easter Island head and GROOT really played with Megan THEE Stallion?! After all her DOCUMENTED trauma?! 020
Kamala’s Cackle @justkellye.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Anybody I know watching #ThePitt? Dr. Abbott is THAT DUDE! 😜 011
Kamala’s Cackle @justkellye.bsky.social · 18/12/2025Everyone’s talking about Karoline Leavitt, but THIS man’s entire face looks like the scalp of a new Turkish hair implant. 010
Kamala’s Cackle @justkellye.bsky.social · 17/12/2025I'm convinced that #KarolineLeavitt—much like many of her #MAGA colleagues—has a humiliation kink. That HAS to be the ONLY way #VanityFair got the green light for what I saw today. 010
Kamala’s Cackle @justkellye.bsky.social · 14/11/2025Ivana. Marla. Melania. Stormy. Gabriela. BILL?!? 010
Kamala’s Cackle @justkellye.bsky.social · 12/11/2025Eight Senate Democrats crossed the line and handed Republicans a victory wrapped in austerity. They didn't end the shutdown. They endorsed the extortion. #rolandmartinunfiltered #governmentshutdown #bluewave #chuckschumer #maga #92percenters 000
Kamala’s Cackle @justkellye.bsky.social · 05/11/2025I woke up to a bluer country and a dead Dick. Asé for the #BlueWave. 010
Kamala’s Cackle @justkellye.bsky.social · 26/10/2025They make a better couple than who they’re currently paired with. 🤷🏾♀️ #BeyondTheGates #BTG 041
Kamala’s Cackle @justkellye.bsky.social · 30/09/2025The top military minds in the world are in one room and they gotta listen to the ramblings of a drunk frat boy and a convict. But I LOVE a good “you see this shxt, right?” moment. 000
Kamala’s Cackle @justkellye.bsky.social · 23/09/2025Imagine calling educated Black women ‘stupid’ when your leader barely scraped through community college. That’s not conviction, that’s projection wrapped up in cosplay Christianity. If Christ showed up today, half of y’all wouldn’t even recognize Him. #rolandmartinunfiltered #rapture 010
Kamala’s Cackle @justkellye.bsky.social · 13/09/2025If you see this post, do it 😌 Pronouns: she/her Height: 5’6 Shoe: n/a Zodiac: ♌️ Smoke: 🚫 Tattoos: 0️⃣ Piercings: 1 Fav drink: coffee #blacksky 120
Kamala’s Cackle @justkellye.bsky.social · 11/09/2025Facebook Friend: Charlie Kirk was peaceful. Me: NO THE FAWK HE WAS NOT. Flour Ranger Friend of FB Friend: Charlie kirk was ALWAYS peaceful. Me: Tell that to your BLACK FAMILY and SON. Fin. 000
Kamala’s Cackle @justkellye.bsky.social · 30/08/2025Currently buying a massage gǔn so I can get EVERY knot out in time to throw my azz in a FULL CELEBRATORYFAWKDONALDTRUMP CIRCLE. 050
Kamala’s Cackle @justkellye.bsky.social · 05/07/2025This ain’t Texas… #CowboyCarterTour #FawkTheFourth 000
Kamala’s Cackle @justkellye.bsky.social · 25/06/2025Not Phoenix. Not Houston. Not Atlanta. This is in DC. 😵💫 030
Kamala’s Cackle @justkellye.bsky.social · 22/06/2025Not Pardison Fontaine suggesting that we make love! Who am I to say no? 🙃😂😂😂 wa 000
Kamala’s Cackle @justkellye.bsky.social · 22/06/2025The #TACO is out here reheating nachos because you didn’t believe the #92percenters. #Iran #maga #trump 000
Kamala’s Cackle @justkellye.bsky.social · 14/06/2025Come on, Lord. Ruin his day. I believe in you… #TrumpParade🙄 0427
Kamala’s Cackle @justkellye.bsky.social · 03/06/2025This man died in his husband’s arms because a bigot saw their love as inhumane. During Pride Month, no less. I’m so sad. People are DISGUSTING. 030
Kamala’s Cackle @justkellye.bsky.social · 31/05/2025Learning why they ran Kaytranada off twitter… 000
Kamala’s Cackle @justkellye.bsky.social · 13/05/2025The #92percenters will NEVER you #MAGA muhfuhs. We're going on 4 months and eggs still cost a whole paycheck. Get stuck in the deepest, tightest nook and cranny in Hell. #RolandMartinUnfiltered 010
Kamala’s Cackle @justkellye.bsky.social · 06/05/2025Shaboozey can absolutely shaBOING me. #MetGala 121
Kamala’s Cackle @justkellye.bsky.social · 06/05/2025One look ATE. One look bit off Zendaya. #MetGala2025 010
Kamala’s Cackle @justkellye.bsky.social · 04/05/2025I DEMAND TO BE TRANSPORTED TO A NEW EARTH TIMELINE. 120
Kamala’s Cackle @justkellye.bsky.social · 01/05/2025When someone at work asks me for something that’s outside my scope of work: 000
Kamala’s Cackle @justkellye.bsky.social · 21/04/2025RIP Pope Francis. And now we wait for the worst possible statement of condolences ever written by a head of state. 010
Kamala’s Cackle @justkellye.bsky.social · 16/04/2025Oh NAAAAAHHHHHH! I’d be like, “I just wanted to LEARN, baby!” 220
Kamala’s Cackle @justkellye.bsky.social · 16/04/2025When your cycle is supposed to start today but you got a sexy bunny party on Saturday: 000
Kamala’s Cackle @justkellye.bsky.social · 15/04/2025On top of being a director of communications, I’m also teaching communication law at my alma mater. They have a pop quiz today and they BETTER pass it. Muahaha! 010