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Kamala’s Cackle

@justkellye.bsky.social
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♌️, [DM]V native. I’m made of gold, melanin, and Thighlenol. My favorite beverage is WHYteTears mixed with HotepHooch. I’ll curve you with my curves but my smile will have you smitten.

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Kamala’s Cackle @justkellye.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Coworker: Have you been losing weight? Me: Technically, yes—about 25 pounds so far, but I don’t really see it. Coworker: Well *I* see it! Me:
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Kamala’s Cackle @justkellye.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Without downloading anything new, where are you mentally?
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Kamala’s Cackle @justkellye.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
That lovechild of an Easter Island head and GROOT really played with Megan THEE Stallion?! After all her DOCUMENTED trauma?!
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Kamala’s Cackle @justkellye.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
GOOD! Pusssassho.
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Kamala’s Cackle @justkellye.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Anybody I know watching #ThePitt? Dr. Abbott is THAT DUDE! 😜
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Kamala’s Cackle @justkellye.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Dear 2025: MOVE. #HappyNewYear
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Kamala’s Cackle @justkellye.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Everyone’s talking about Karoline Leavitt, but THIS man’s entire face looks like the scalp of a new Turkish hair implant.
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Kamala’s Cackle @justkellye.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
I'm convinced that #KarolineLeavitt—much like many of her #MAGA colleagues—has a humiliation kink. That HAS to be the ONLY way #VanityFair got the green light for what I saw today.
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Kamala’s Cackle @justkellye.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Ivana. Marla. Melania. Stormy. Gabriela. BILL?!?
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Kamala’s Cackle @justkellye.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Welp. Trump’s neckussy makes sense now.
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Kamala’s Cackle @justkellye.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Eight Senate Democrats crossed the line and handed Republicans a victory wrapped in austerity. They didn't end the shutdown. They endorsed the extortion. #rolandmartinunfiltered #governmentshutdown #bluewave #chuckschumer #maga #92percenters
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Kamala’s Cackle @justkellye.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Blue wave my A$$$zzzZ...
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Kamala’s Cackle @justkellye.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
I woke up to a bluer country and a dead Dick. Asé for the #BlueWave.
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Kamala’s Cackle @justkellye.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
I think her name is Ari. lol
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Kamala’s Cackle @justkellye.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
They make a better couple than who they’re currently paired with. 🤷🏾‍♀️ #BeyondTheGates #BTG
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Kamala’s Cackle @justkellye.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Fixed it.
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Kamala’s Cackle @justkellye.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
The top military minds in the world are in one room and they gotta listen to the ramblings of a drunk frat boy and a convict. But I LOVE a good “you see this shxt, right?” moment.
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Kamala’s Cackle @justkellye.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Imagine calling educated Black women ‘stupid’ when your leader barely scraped through community college. That’s not conviction, that’s projection wrapped up in cosplay Christianity. If Christ showed up today, half of y’all wouldn’t even recognize Him. #rolandmartinunfiltered #rapture
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Kamala’s Cackle @justkellye.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
In other news, 🚨NEW PIC ALERT 🚨
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Kamala’s Cackle @justkellye.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
If you see this post, do it 😌 Pronouns: she/her Height: 5’6 Shoe: n/a Zodiac: ♌️ Smoke: 🚫 Tattoos: 0️⃣ Piercings: 1 Fav drink: coffee #blacksky
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Kamala’s Cackle @justkellye.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
I thought I was trippin. #WednesdayNetflix
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Kamala’s Cackle @justkellye.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Facebook Friend: Charlie Kirk was peaceful. Me: NO THE FAWK HE WAS NOT. Flour Ranger Friend of FB Friend: Charlie kirk was ALWAYS peaceful. Me: Tell that to your BLACK FAMILY and SON. Fin.
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Kamala’s Cackle @justkellye.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Currently buying a massage gǔn so I can get EVERY knot out in time to throw my azz in a FULL CELEBRATORYFAWKDONALDTRUMP CIRCLE.
List of top trending topics on Trump, all implying that he is dead.
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Kamala’s Cackle @justkellye.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
This made me giggle
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Kamala’s Cackle @justkellye.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
I serve a faithful God sometimes.
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Kamala’s Cackle @justkellye.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
This ain’t Texas… #CowboyCarterTour #FawkTheFourth
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Kamala’s Cackle @justkellye.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Not Phoenix. Not Houston. Not Atlanta. This is in DC. 😵‍💫
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Kamala’s Cackle @justkellye.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Not Pardison Fontaine suggesting that we make love! Who am I to say no? 🙃😂😂😂 wa
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Kamala’s Cackle @justkellye.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
The #TACO is out here reheating nachos because you didn’t believe the #92percenters. #Iran #maga #trump
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Kamala’s Cackle @justkellye.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Come on, Lord. Ruin his day. I believe in you… #TrumpParade🙄
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Kamala’s Cackle @justkellye.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
This man died in his husband’s arms because a bigot saw their love as inhumane. During Pride Month, no less. I’m so sad. People are DISGUSTING.
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Kamala’s Cackle @justkellye.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Learning why they ran Kaytranada off twitter…
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Kamala’s Cackle @justkellye.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
The #92percenters will NEVER you #MAGA muhfuhs. We're going on 4 months and eggs still cost a whole paycheck. Get stuck in the deepest, tightest nook and cranny in Hell. #RolandMartinUnfiltered
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Kamala’s Cackle @justkellye.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Yes.
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Kamala’s Cackle @justkellye.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
The unedited version isn’t much better…
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Kamala’s Cackle @justkellye.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Shaboozey can absolutely shaBOING me. #MetGala
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Kamala’s Cackle @justkellye.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
One look ATE. One look bit off Zendaya. #MetGala2025
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Kamala’s Cackle @justkellye.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
I DEMAND TO BE TRANSPORTED TO A NEW EARTH TIMELINE.
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Kamala’s Cackle @justkellye.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
When someone at work asks me for something that’s outside my scope of work:
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Kamala’s Cackle @justkellye.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
I crashed out a lil bit at work today 🤭
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Kamala’s Cackle @justkellye.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
If I post this I want ALL the Smoke.
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Kamala’s Cackle @justkellye.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
RIP Pope Francis. And now we wait for the worst possible statement of condolences ever written by a head of state.
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Kamala’s Cackle @justkellye.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Happy Easter 🐰
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Kamala’s Cackle @justkellye.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
A legitimate concern of mine.
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Kamala’s Cackle @justkellye.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Oh NAAAAAHHHHHH! I’d be like, “I just wanted to LEARN, baby!”
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Kamala’s Cackle @justkellye.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
When your cycle is supposed to start today but you got a sexy bunny party on Saturday:
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Kamala’s Cackle @justkellye.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Welp. Shit.
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Kamala’s Cackle @justkellye.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
On top of being a director of communications, I’m also teaching communication law at my alma mater. They have a pop quiz today and they BETTER pass it. Muahaha!
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Kamala’s Cackle @justkellye.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Random selfies post
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Kamala’s Cackle @justkellye.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
I went baby-viral on Facebook today 🤭😂
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