Joane Jung @justjoan808.bsky.social · 11/10/2026This is what the remnants of Tropical Storm Rachel did to my decorative metal lizard🦎. It was firmly staked against the wooden slat panel fence &the 20-55mph wind gusts blew through the space between the slats and bent it out at a right angle. 100
Joane Jung @justjoan808.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I’ve been reading for over six decades. Today I learned that: Candelabra is plural and Candelabrum is singular. 110
Joane Jung @justjoan808.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I am guilty of shouting “Gird! It’s gird!” at the tv news reader tonight because he said “grid your loins”.😫 000
Joane Jung @justjoan808.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Me: Living in Arizona and 28 days until Halloween🎃 000
Joane Jung @justjoan808.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Out Of a great need We are all holding hands And climbing. Not loving is a letting go. Listen, The terrain around here Is Far too Dangerous For That. --Khwāja Shams-ud-Dīn Muḥammad Ḥāfeẓ-e Shīrāzī, known as Hafiz, 14th c. Persian poet 000
Joane Jung @justjoan808.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Seedless watermelons were on sale so I was watermelon thumping to discern the ripest sounding one. Hollow sound=sweeter tasting. Nearby shoppers were confused/amused/befuddled with the technique. Melon knocking must be a geographically based anomaly. 000
Joane Jung @justjoan808.bsky.social · 24/09/20267th grade me thought I’d never use Geometry. Adulty me knows better. 8” beveled diameter, 5-1” diameter aluminum chime tubes requiring 5 equidistant tacks to support the string&don’t forget the 3.5” diameter beveled center striker that must be hung at the 3” center point. #MakingAWindChime 010
Joane Jung @justjoan808.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Share your Life Hack. Here's mine: If your home is messy, invite someone over. The crippling fear of being judged will force you to clean everything before the guest arrives. 000
Joane Jung @justjoan808.bsky.social · 21/09/2026The Hobbit was published on this date 89 years ago. In celebration, have a second breakfast. Hobbit Meal Times • Breakfast - 7 a.m. • Second Breakfast - 9 a.m. • Elevenses - 11 a.m. • Luncheon - 1 p.m. • Afternoon Tea - 3 p.m. • Dinner - 6 p.m. • Supper - 9 p.m. 000
Joane Jung @justjoan808.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Achievement Unlocked! I now own a vintage, white marble, clear plexiglass block & brass library lamp-aka piano lamp. 😍 100
Joane Jung @justjoan808.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Sigh. I’ve gratitude for the well lived life of Bob Mackie. He gave us extra sparkle, shimmer and joy with his bold designs and art. 💗 000
Joane Jung @justjoan808.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I’ve a huge vintage velvet Moroccan pictorial rug that could easily become the fabric for a hip length boxy jacket. Talk me down. 120
Joane Jung @justjoan808.bsky.social · 28/08/2026If I lend you a book and you dog ear, write on or highlight the pages- You are dead to me. No exceptions. 000
Joane Jung @justjoan808.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I watched a thrifters video of “fantastic finds” & had to smile at their perhaps purposely-misidentified treasures. The ceramic “teddy bear head sculpture” was a Cookie jar lid. And now I want to collect disembodied cookie jar tops and display them above my kitchen cupboards. 000
Joane Jung @justjoan808.bsky.social · 22/08/2026The recordings of Edith Piaf are favorites of mine. I do not speak French. I find it relaxing to listen to a beautiful voice singing in a language that I do not understand. 120
Joane Jung @justjoan808.bsky.social · 20/08/2026When someone’s selling table lamps, but all you see is a leather gaucho skirt and funky boots. 100
Joane Jung @justjoan808.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Burying my fingernail into a pickle because I dripped a tiny bit of hot glue UNDER my fingernail and it hurts! #HotGlueHorrorStories 000
Joane Jung @justjoan808.bsky.social · 12/08/2026I was raking up spent trumpet flower blossoms when I had the realization and full acceptance of the following: Other people will tell my story differently. Some will tell it to benefit themselves and their portrayed image. It. doesn’t. matter. because 100
Joane Jung @justjoan808.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Today is a good day to purge and properly dispose of your makeup and topicals that are well past their expiry date, but you kept because those items were expensive. If you had really liked them, they would have been used up by now. If you were saving them for only “good”, you deserve good daily. 100
Joane Jung @justjoan808.bsky.social · 09/08/2026The space between the end of the night and edge of the day, where Venus greets all who seek to find her. 010
Joane Jung @justjoan808.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Today has a Friday feeling and not in a good way. Waiting for that other shoe to drop. ick. 000
Joane Jung @justjoan808.bsky.social · 04/08/2026We had a sudden heavy rain shower. I went outside to look for the rainbow. Alas, there was none. 000
Joane Jung @justjoan808.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Actually, in the distant past, mankind was embroiled in the Great Escargot Wars. The extensive network of slime trail paths remain visible today and are often misidentified as ancient Roman roads. 000
Joane Jung @justjoan808.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Rabbit, rabbit. May August bring you calm and good fortune. 000
Joane Jung @justjoan808.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Speaking as an Aquarius with a Scorpio husband: it’s not hatred, it’s more like an impatient, exasperated disdain. 020
Joane Jung @justjoan808.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Fact: both 1970’s pop songs- “Timothy” about murder and cannibalism and “Escape (The Piña Colada Song)” were written by Rupert Holmes. 010
Joane Jung @justjoan808.bsky.social · 24/07/2026youtu.be/6NXnxTNIWkc?... This is currently my “in my car sing along song” and probably will be for months.youtu.be4 Non Blondes - What's Up (Official Music Video)YouTube video by 4NonBlondesVEVO 000
Joane Jung @justjoan808.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Today’s semi useless fact: A Viking elk is measured from the elbow to the middle finger tip- approximately 18 inches. 420
Joane Jung @justjoan808.bsky.social · 11/07/2026I’m trying to imagine an upcycle of my disused old aluminum pie crust edger, but can only visualize things that I wouldn’t display in my own yard or patio. I haven’t used it in over 10 years, so it’s now in the donate bag. 120
Joane Jung @justjoan808.bsky.social · 08/07/2026I clean and fill our hummingbird feeders daily when the temperature is at or above 90°F. The hummers are used to seeing me & know that I won’t disrupt or harm them. Today, I was waiting for the tiniest buff colored hummingbird to finish drinking so I could switch out the patio feeder. 110
Joane Jung @justjoan808.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Me shopping. Employee: “Are you shopping for a gift?” Me: no-for myself. “Um, do you know that those Tshirt tops are Juniors? The Misses section is over there” points 110
Reposted by Joane JungMicro SF/F by O. Westin @microsff.com · 02/07/2026Do you want to hear a story? There once was a storyteller who had many stories to tell, but the most famous one was about a bard who could tell tales so well they became real, until he ended with "or so it's said" which broke the spell. It's said this bard died in the middle of a story, so never en 225959
Joane Jung @justjoan808.bsky.social · 01/07/2026How did I not know this bird existed!!? I watch Nature programes. 010
Joane Jung @justjoan808.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Remember when they’d send a big yellow book to every home and apartment that listed everyone’s residence coordinates? They would update that book every year. True story. 000
Joane Jung @justjoan808.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Seen on this mornings walk- a Horned Lizard AKA horn toad. 120
Joane Jung @justjoan808.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Me: when a guest in my home uses a utensil and then places it back into the drawer- unwashed. 110
Reposted by Joane JungMicro SF/F by O. Westin @microsff.com · 19/06/2026At the eve of the summer solstice, I pick seven different flowers, in seven different fields, all in complete silence. I tie them into a bouquet and put it under my pillow. Doing so means that tonight, I will dream of my true love. I already live with her, but I like dreaming of her too. 13848202
Joane Jung @justjoan808.bsky.social · 13/06/2026I kinda want to thrift a few of those Christmas village sets to remake into Midsomer villages and their assorted murder/crime scenes. Hey, you do your holidays your way and I’ll do mine. 010
Joane Jung @justjoan808.bsky.social · 11/06/2026If you were seeking permission, this is it: It’s okay to be on the outside looking in. It makes it so much easier to walk away from where you weren’t welcome in the first place. 000
Joane Jung @justjoan808.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Because it was there, I watched season 1, episode 1 episode of Battlestar Galactica, where the handheld “translator” had an adhesive Dyno Label stating "Languagatron". Now I wanna replicate that label and put it on every remote in the house. Because I can. 010