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Justin Ware

@justinware.bsky.social
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Screenwriter, Dad of Eowyn the human and Cholula the dog, Founder/Co-CEO of Find Familiar Spirits and questsendwhiskey.com and www.macabrespirits.com

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Justin Ware @justinware.bsky.social · 6h
All-time worst studio head? Def a contender. There were some truly terrible human beings in there, esp in the Golden Age, but at least they loved movies and not just money
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Justin Ware @justinware.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ahhhhh here’s that Brewers playoff baseball
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Justin Ware @justinware.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Packers' OL situation reminds me of one of those dynasty fantasy squads where a guy rosters like 9 quarterbacks but they're all like Deshaun Watson and Mac Jones and Spencer Rattler in the desperate hope one of them pops
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Justin Ware @justinware.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I feel like the phenomenon of group texts as a driver of social dynamics and confirmation bias is sort of underexplored. Huge swaths of convos that used to be on social media are now in smaller private bubbles. Would love to read some articles/studies on this if anyone has seen any
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Justin Ware @justinware.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Apropos of nothing it was nice to see Marc Blucas on the new season of Reacher, a friend of mine knows him from way back and has always said he's a nice guy
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Justin Ware @justinware.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Saw Robyn last night at the Forum and this is how this dude watched almost the whole show. Why do people do this
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Justin Ware @justinware.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Man, the hopes that Becerra wouldn't be another Newsom/Bass are souring fast. He's going to win and I hope he proves people wrong but so far, so 🤮
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Justin Ware @justinware.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Rich nepo baby (comes from tech money), conventionally attractive in a boring kind of way, has never been in anything but has a confusingly large social media following, can't act but hyper-confident -- if we're being honest, Tilly Norwood fits right in as an actor in LA
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Justin Ware @justinware.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Welp, guess Dusty May is the Brewers' #3. Maybe a bullpen game if they need a fourth? Clearly you can't pitch Harrison
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Justin Ware @justinware.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Packers deserve to lose this game but the Vikings most definitely don't deserve to win it
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Justin Ware @justinware.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Well this game has been unexpectedly enraging
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Justin Ware @justinware.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Every time I'm reminded of the dumpster fire that is the Cleveland Browns I got more annoyed that the Bucks decided this was the owner to bring into the franchise
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Justin Ware @justinware.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Non LotR character who could resist the One Ring:
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Kenneth Parcell: Don't Get Too Attached (30 Rock)
ALT: Kenneth Parcell: Don't Get Too Attached (30 Rock)
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Justin Ware @justinware.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The Brewers bucked convention and gave huge multiyear contracts to Chourio, Pratt and Lara before any of them had played a single major league game and it's pretty wild that they may have hit big on all 3
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Justin Ware @justinware.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
There's a lot of sticker shock when you have a kid but one I wasn't prepared for was candy, in my brain a candy bar was still like 50 cents
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Justin Ware @justinware.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The Darwin Awards are about to be swamped with nominations
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Justin Ware @justinware.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Elizabeth Holmes in that Nathan Fielder clip is giving off the most uncanny valley vibes I've ever gotten from a real person
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Justin Ware @justinware.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Wait, the Emmys are now THREE nights? Man, even for television that's self-indulgent
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Justin Ware @justinware.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I've seen a group of Burners on mushrooms successfully sync watches before heading out on bikes, I feel like the NCAA could manage to sync their clocks for football games
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Justin Ware @justinware.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
So what was that AI Clay Matthews thing? TMZ trying to be funny? Wanting to go viral? Or they got fooled themselves? The number of people who sent it to me thinking it was real is not a great omen for what the next decade is going to be like
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Justin Ware @justinware.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The truly American way would be to call it the American Ocean West and the American Ocean East, like they do with conferences in sports, but then we keep adding bodies of water and directions until the geography makes no sense anymore
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Justin Ware @justinware.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Okay so we just completed a rule of three for Amazing Humans Everyone Is Sad About with Sam Neill, Dolly, and Tim Curry. Can we start another rule of three for Evil Bastards the World Would Be Better Without now? Thanks
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Justin Ware @justinware.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
One thing I've noticed in the outpouring of love for Dolly is how many letters she wrote, and how freely she passed out admiration. Not only appreciating people but TELLING them so, a far-too-rare trait that I imagine came from being so comfortable with herself that she could freely adore others
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Justin Ware @justinware.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
There are other musicians who play multiple instruments, songwriters who write enduring tunes, performers who charm onscreen & onstage, philanthropists who change lives, and kind people no one says a bad word about, but very few who are all of the above. Dolly Parton truly was the best of us. RIP.
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Justin Ware @justinware.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
This Little League game on ESPN is fun as a promotional event but as actual coverage of a crucial NL matchup it's borderline unwatchable
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Justin Ware @justinware.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
In two at-bats Jake Bauers forced the pitcher to use 23 pitches and got out neither time
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Justin Ware @justinware.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
BRB putting in waiver claims for Trey Smack in my fantasy leagues
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Justin Ware @justinware.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I've been lucky enough to have my family on WGA health insurance and holy cow it just got SO much more expensive. If health care's getting this bad for movie biz union members -- undermining the best benefit to a career otherwise mired in uncertainty -- I can't imagine how bad it is elsewhere
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Justin Ware @justinware.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Congratulations to Nithya Raman on becoming Mayor of LA! www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...
hollywoodreporter.com
L.A. Mayor Karen Bass Throws Her Support Behind Paramount-Warner Bros. Discovery Settlement
The mayor previously stated that she opposed the $111 billion merger deal unless jobs were preserved in the transaction.
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Justin Ware @justinware.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
There are lots of reasons Apple TV is eating everyone's lunches right now (quality being #1) but I also appreciate that they follow a cadence for their hits and seasons start every year at the same time, you know, like a TELEVISION SHOW
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Justin Ware @justinware.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
What do I think Natalie Harp's relationship with Trump is? Depends
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Justin Ware @justinware.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Sadie Sink is perfect casting for Jean Grey in the X-Men reboot because she's already perfected floating in the air with her eyes blank white
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Justin Ware @justinware.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
In the conversation of "products that have become terrible" two minor but nonetheless annoying enshittifications are cling wrap and masking tape. My mom had Saran Wrap at her house and it's practically unusable (Costco's is way better) while masking tape is just a psychological torture device now
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Justin Ware @justinware.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Gutting. William Orbit was my entry point into electronica and beyond his producing for Madonna (one of her best albums) & countless other artists, his solo work was groundbreaking and unique all the way back to Bassomatic and Torch Song. I wrote to his Strange Cargo albums for years. RIP to a great
The obit of William Orbit.
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Justin Ware @justinware.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Robert Pattinson has gotten weirder and weirder but it's improving his movie choices and acting, he's like the reverse Jared Leto
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Justin Ware @justinware.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
What's wild about short stories is how long they can remain ingrained in your psyche -- I completely remember reading this as a teenager, alongside All Summer in a Day, which STILL scars me. Bradbury knew how to gut-punch, and wasted no time in doing so
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Justin Ware @justinware.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Had a 75 minute drive in a car with only terrestrial radio to flip through in Northern Wisconsin on Saturday and heard "Jessie's Girl" three times and "Summer of '69" twice
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Justin Ware @justinware.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Film you've watched more than six times Hard mode: no Ernest movies, Wim Wenders, Ghoulies, Emmanuelle, or Krzysztof Kieślowski
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Justin Ware @justinware.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
TIL that Susan Ann Sulley & Joanne Catherall of Human League were high schoolers dancing in a club when lead singer Philip Oakey approached them to become backup singers even though they had no experience because he loved their style & look, so in other words the perfect 80's synth-pop origin story
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Justin Ware @justinware.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Went to launder a new shirt and the tag just had a QR code which I presume directs you to the laundry instructions but I'd rather just ruin the shirt than reward whoever decided that was okay
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Justin Ware @justinware.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I really appreciate that this show remembers that sometimes in TV you don’t want long arcs and complexity, you just want a fun main character who beats up rich assholes and solves a mystery and then the next season he moves on to new rich assholes and a new mystery
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Justin Ware @justinware.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
It is somewhat ironic that reporters like Woodward and Bernstein becoming famous for doing journalism probably contributed to our current useless media environment by creating a generation of people who saw it as a path to fame and fortune while conveniently forgetting the doing-journalism part
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Justin Ware @justinware.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Sidebar: I've been doing a 30 Rock rewatch and I'd forgotten how absolutely deranged and hilarious Jenna and Paul's relationship is, Will Forte was such perfect casting. Holding your own against full-throttle Jane Krakowski on that show is no mean feat
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Justin Ware @justinware.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I understand it from an ethical/bad precedent perspective but from a purely tactical one can someone explain why it's better for Beshear to confirm McConnell's demise and force a special election likely to go GOP versus leaving the Senate with one less Repub vote until after the general?
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Justin Ware @justinware.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
One of the reasons why the Daredevil TV show is one of my favorite Marvel adaptations. You don't have to know anything to enjoy it! It's a crime/mafia saga! My wife knew nothing about the comics and she's totally into it
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Justin Ware @justinware.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
This weekend such a good reminder that people like shared cultural experiences. We don't want personalized AI prompt slop movies with Marilyn Monroe in Overwatch or whatever, we want stories guided by a steady hand or exciting sporting events we can enjoy together and talk about afterwards
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Justin Ware @justinware.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
People are fairly calling out Beshear for not pushing harder to get an answer here, but also, didn't we used to have a media that liked getting scoops? There's no reporter out there willing to throw on some scrubs Fletch-style and go check?
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Justin Ware @justinware.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I'm in Northern Wisconsin where the AQI has been between 250-600 for days and people are still out waterskiing on the lake and golfing. But hey, at least there are still air purifiers in stock everywhere, as opposed to LA when this happens
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Justin Ware @justinware.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Gordon Bluey Tickets (works even better as an old timey nickname, Gordon "Bluey" Tickets)
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Justin Ware @justinware.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
30 Rock had entire episodes of Queen of Jordan, Tracy's wife's reality show, and they were some of the funniest episodes of the whole series
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