Interstician @justinterstician.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Haha! Stupid Any Rand wrote these dull books about her banal and profoundly wicked personal philosophy! I shall interview her on my television show / for my magazine / for my newspaper column and expose her shallowmindedness before my intelligent audience! 141
Interstician @justinterstician.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I have never wanted to put anything behind a bookshelf door except myself. 000
Interstician @justinterstician.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Mental health services? I'm sorry, but in what world does responding to unacceptable conditions with unacceptance call for mental health services? This sailor needs an escape route, not mere counseling. 000
Interstician @justinterstician.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Not to mention all the evangelical billboards. 000
Interstician @justinterstician.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Sure, happy to. Attached are the relevant passages from resolutions 25 and 32, cropped and stitched. Here's a link to the current party platform: democrats.org/wp-content/u... (my bad, in my previous reply I went by the pdf page numbers rather than the printed page numbers. Check 56-7.) 120
Interstician @justinterstician.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Today was a big win. The DNC unanimously adopted an amendment calling for the abolition of ICE into their party platform. 000
Interstician @justinterstician.bsky.social · 15/08/202625 and 32 each list the protection of LGBT+ rights as a premise, and 32 also lists it as part of the resolution. But these are mid-cycle proposed amendments to the platform. The primary commitment is already in the current platform, pages 57-8. 140
Interstician @justinterstician.bsky.social · 15/08/2026😉static.klipy.comSwish Score - Swedish Chef BasketballAlt: The Swedish Chef throws a chicken through a basketball hoop - Swoosh! Nothin' but net. 000
Interstician @justinterstician.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Although part of my job is explaining how to use standard English conventions effectively, I always make room for historical objections and nuances. I particularly like reinforcing the idea that if you're going to champion prescriptivist rules, you'd best be prepared for a helping of humble pie. 100
Interstician @justinterstician.bsky.social · 15/08/2026"No other species anywhere in the world had invented boredom. Perhaps it was boredom, not intelligence, that had propelled them up the evolutionary ladder." — Terry Pratchett 010
Interstician @justinterstician.bsky.social · 15/08/2026static.klipy.comGucci Mane Shows Off His ICE DADDY NecklaceAlt: Gucci Mane displaying a pendant 000
Interstician @justinterstician.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I think Matthew 6:5-6 is also worth a skim here. 110
Interstician @justinterstician.bsky.social · 30/07/2026I'm confident he will. He's built up a lot of name recognition in his first two statewide races, so here's hoping three's the charm. 010
Interstician @justinterstician.bsky.social · 30/07/2026I can't speak for "the leftist," but as a leftist, I voted for Kenyatta. Fetterman ran a populist campaign. 130
Interstician @justinterstician.bsky.social · 23/07/2026No one else? Okay, I'll do it: When will they drop the Ebenezer Pleaser teaser? 000
Interstician @justinterstician.bsky.social · 23/07/2026American mainstream media deliberately sucks at keeping Americans informed of international news, though, no argument there, and consistently reinforces the illusion of explanatory depth to make Americans think they should have one of a binary of opinions on any issue. Absolute trash. 000
Interstician @justinterstician.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Iran was growing closer every passing year to a genuine civil war and regime change, but fortunately for its autocratic leaders and terroristic partners abroad, a bunch of foreigners came in guns blazing and made them look legitimate by comparison. 100
Interstician @justinterstician.bsky.social · 23/07/2026For my flavor of lefty, it'll always be appalling that a school was destroyed. A small but important part of the reason is that it obscures the fact that the school itself was a tool of brutal oppression. Murdering kids with AI targeting and dated maps is how you entrench regimes, not win hearts. 100
Interstician @justinterstician.bsky.social · 23/07/2026I can't speak for the American left you mean, but the one I was raised in has always told me that the Iranian regime is a brutal, corrupt right-wing theocracy—and that it gained power and consolidated support as a reaction to the CIA-planted, brutal, corrupt right-wing dictatorship that preceded it. 100
Interstician @justinterstician.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Absolutely understandable, but I'm sorry to hear it. You make excellent entertainment and it sucks that there isn't a better space carved out. I've enjoyed your work, largely for free, for many years. It lightens my load no end, and my wife and I often quote some of your old videos to one another. 120
Interstician @justinterstician.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Reminds me of this wonderful sketch from John Finnemore's Souvenir Program about goldfish petitioning Neptune for better memories. www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZXu... 020
Interstician @justinterstician.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Just as Vietnam was the first televised war, "AI" is the first live tweeted billionaire-built economic bubble. 020
Interstician @justinterstician.bsky.social · 10/06/2026I think the spinning jenny and the internet and even, briefly, VR (long-anticipated technologies with sudden payoffs) caused the same reaction among the ultra-wealthy, but the big difference this time is that the credulous rich of ages past were not so publicly forthcoming with their horseshit. 100
Interstician @justinterstician.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Okay, so if you haven't seen it yet, check out Blue Prince. It's like getting a glimpse into the world where that happened. 050
Interstician @justinterstician.bsky.social · 14/05/2026"Bottle of mine, it's you I've always wanted! Bottle of mine, why was I ever decanted? Skies are blue inside of you, The weather's always fine; For there ain't no Bottle in all the world Like that dear little Bottle of mine." 010
Interstician @justinterstician.bsky.social · 13/05/2026I swear, I'll be four score and nineteen years old before French counting stops making me laugh. 020
Interstician @justinterstician.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Easily done! Yes, in that case, I couldn't agree more. Finest ending in comedy indeed! 020
Interstician @justinterstician.bsky.social · 09/05/2026You might be surprised! There's a lot of aspiring writers and colossal Wodehouse fans out there who would line up spoon in hand. Just look how well that Ben Schott novel sold. 010
Interstician @justinterstician.bsky.social · 09/05/2026I think I see what you mean, but that resolution still seems a sequence to me; it's like a snowball gathering plot threads as it rolls downhill from the moment Bertie escapes the yacht to his contented sigh over breakfast. For a single move sweep, I'd propose Right Ho, Jeeves and the bicycle trip. 120
Interstician @justinterstician.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Right there with you. We were conditioned to reject that evidence by the existence of H.R. Pufnstuf and Worzel Gummidge. 010
Interstician @justinterstician.bsky.social · 07/05/2026SCOTUS justices have been political actors from the start (e.g. Chief Justice Rutledge's speech against the Jay Treaty). Reagan certainly emboldened them, but the excesses we're seeing now are a return to form after FDR managed to temporarily get them in line with his court packing plan. 000
Interstician @justinterstician.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Which is to say, in the words of Sir Humphrey Appleby, "If you're going to do this damn silly thing, don't do it in this damn silly way." 000
Interstician @justinterstician.bsky.social · 06/05/2026"Evidence for and against banning mobile phones in schools: A scoping review" (Campbell et al., 2024) journals.sagepub.com/doi/10.1177/... Tldr: there have been no robust studies on the effects of cell phone bans, and bans are usually abandoned within a couple of years. 130
Interstician @justinterstician.bsky.social · 03/05/2026We are loath to accept them; we loathe them utterly. I'm still chilled to my soul and to my soles every time a school board election comes around. 000
Interstician @justinterstician.bsky.social · 03/05/2026PA has a robust reapportionment process, a Republican-controlled state senate, and plenty of Republican district judges. The last reapportionment cycle lasted 11 months. 000
Interstician @justinterstician.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Why that's not feasible: ballotpedia.org/Redistrictin... 100
Interstician @justinterstician.bsky.social · 23/04/2026That Mitchell and Webb Sound featured Turner's biography in a 2007 radio sketch. It begins at 3:00: dn710101.ca.archive.org/0/items/that...dn710101.ca.archive.org 000
Interstician @justinterstician.bsky.social · 22/04/2026The first thing they take is our history. Don't let 'em. It waved above our infant might when all ahead seemed dark as night. It's witnessed many a deed and vow; We must not change its color now. 000
Interstician @justinterstician.bsky.social · 14/04/2026So how many times did this fella deny recognizing Jesus before the cock crowed? 000
Interstician @justinterstician.bsky.social · 27/03/2026The incidents coincided, so yes. Coincidence. 000