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justinmccarthy.bsky.social @justinmccarthy.bsky.social · 2h
Pronunciation?
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justinmccarthy.bsky.social @justinmccarthy.bsky.social · 20h
More people are in the studio than bought advance tickets to his cancelled gig. This is so epic. #kidRock
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justinmccarthy.bsky.social @justinmccarthy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Kinda surprised Dr. Thevil hasn't jumped on the looks-maxxing train.
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justinmccarthy.bsky.social @justinmccarthy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
At least MAGA truckers get to buy Russian diesel now.
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justinmccarthy.bsky.social @justinmccarthy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Seems more a Florida-level pol.
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justinmccarthy.bsky.social @justinmccarthy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Not a Scott Bessent fan then?
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justinmccarthy.bsky.social @justinmccarthy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I demand my government to be a monthly subscription service plan with No-Woke options.
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justinmccarthy.bsky.social @justinmccarthy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Good luck to you, sir.
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justinmccarthy.bsky.social @justinmccarthy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Stand by for Iran's press release stating in no uncertain terms what a blithering idiot they're dealing with.
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justinmccarthy.bsky.social @justinmccarthy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
So much for the element of surprise.
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justinmccarthy.bsky.social @justinmccarthy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
All the more impressive.
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justinmccarthy.bsky.social @justinmccarthy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm sure Melania didn't notice.
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justinmccarthy.bsky.social @justinmccarthy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Seems Fox is unaware that grocery prices are available on Supermarket apps.
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justinmccarthy.bsky.social @justinmccarthy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Who buys by the stick?
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justinmccarthy.bsky.social @justinmccarthy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The Diesel District Six.
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justinmccarthy.bsky.social @justinmccarthy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A nighttime blonde?
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justinmccarthy.bsky.social @justinmccarthy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Kaliningrad? Nobody wants Kaliningrad. Even Russia doesn't want Kaliningrad. #Putin
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justinmccarthy.bsky.social @justinmccarthy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Get ready for FOX-News' 24/7, We-Can't-Let-HAKEEM-Jeffries-Become-Speaker coverage.
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justinmccarthy.bsky.social @justinmccarthy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If Mary were John, "he" would be up by 12 points.
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justinmccarthy.bsky.social @justinmccarthy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Answering the question, "Where did the South Park's impounded e-bikes end up?" #SouthPark #SouthAmerica
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justinmccarthy.bsky.social @justinmccarthy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
...and webcam wanking.
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justinmccarthy.bsky.social @justinmccarthy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That dude loves unemployment.
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justinmccarthy.bsky.social @justinmccarthy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Full Diaper Tour.
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justinmccarthy.bsky.social @justinmccarthy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Future employment will include a much smaller paycheck. Maybe as a pitchman for a gambling site.
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justinmccarthy.bsky.social @justinmccarthy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Trump's construction boondoggles become criminal acts if Powell's project becomes becomes one.
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justinmccarthy.bsky.social @justinmccarthy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The last thing coffee growing countries need is additional competition.
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justinmccarthy.bsky.social @justinmccarthy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Maybe start with Steve Bannon?
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justinmccarthy.bsky.social @justinmccarthy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
EDIT: ...sent to their graves... (Fixed it)
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justinmccarthy.bsky.social @justinmccarthy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
FFS.
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justinmccarthy.bsky.social @justinmccarthy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
PEDs are mandatory but vaccines are, whatever?
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justinmccarthy.bsky.social @justinmccarthy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Harvard must be so proud.
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justinmccarthy.bsky.social @justinmccarthy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Napper Don.
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justinmccarthy.bsky.social @justinmccarthy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Entirely of his own design.
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justinmccarthy.bsky.social @justinmccarthy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A new meaning for beast-mode.
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justinmccarthy.bsky.social @justinmccarthy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So how are Trump's renovations at the White House categorized?
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justinmccarthy.bsky.social @justinmccarthy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Another no bid contract for Musk?
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justinmccarthy.bsky.social @justinmccarthy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Schmittheads.
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justinmccarthy.bsky.social @justinmccarthy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
His face says this is punishment. #cameroon
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justinmccarthy.bsky.social @justinmccarthy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You're letting Kennedy off the hook.
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justinmccarthy.bsky.social @justinmccarthy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Putin’s poodles.
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justinmccarthy.bsky.social @justinmccarthy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Or is it Trump's reward for bombing schools and killing children?
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justinmccarthy.bsky.social @justinmccarthy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Almost like the lack of protest is encouraging Putin. #SlavaUkraini
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justinmccarthy.bsky.social @justinmccarthy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Napper Don.
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justinmccarthy.bsky.social @justinmccarthy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Also, solid-gold outhouses for all comrades!
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justinmccarthy.bsky.social @justinmccarthy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When they tell you who they are... believe 'em. #EVIL #PeterThiel #jdVance #nazis #Arseholes
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justinmccarthy.bsky.social @justinmccarthy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Lol. Guilfoyle & Cokehead Jr. Inc.
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justinmccarthy.bsky.social @justinmccarthy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
1. Trump issues a blanket pardon to V.P. JD Vance, 12:00. 2. President Trump resigns, 12:01. 3. Justice Thomas swears in JD Vance as President, 12:02. 4. President JD Vance issues a blanket pardon to former President Trump, 12.03 5. Speaker Jeffries is arrested. Just spitballing.
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justinmccarthy.bsky.social @justinmccarthy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hey, @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social, is this your stalker?
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justinmccarthy.bsky.social @justinmccarthy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Jesus' over/under?
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justinmccarthy.bsky.social @justinmccarthy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
$
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