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Justin K Hayward

@justinkhayward.com
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#Actor #Writer #Screenwriting #Producer in #Brighton #UK. Normal zebra, not a strange horse. imdb.me/justinkhayward and justinkhayward.com

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Justin K Hayward @justinkhayward.com · 21/08/2026
Is this it? Have we finished the internet? This was like eight years ago on Twatter. Do people just not have any memory any more?
Some KANT recycling a very old meme for BlueJuice. Not worth explaining. Move on to the next JonnyCab.
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Justin K Hayward @justinkhayward.com · 09/08/2026
Oh hey Joanne…
The Oxford English Dictionary of terrorism / the unlawful use of violence and intimidation especially against civilians in the pursuit of political aims
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Justin K Hayward @justinkhayward.com · 05/06/2026
Good luck! This 14-and-a-half rescue fella is sadly so badly behaved in front of a camera his agent will not be submitting him
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Justin K Hayward @justinkhayward.com · 16/05/2026
Pick a Bond from the photos you already have in your phone.
Casper a white and brown Jack Russell with a chew in his mouth looking goofy on the sofa
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Justin K Hayward @justinkhayward.com · 15/05/2026
#Friday #Photo
A plant growing out of a crack in the undercliff wall just outside Brighton
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Justin K Hayward @justinkhayward.com · 10/05/2026
Happy Birthday from Casper
Casper with a chew in his mouth
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Justin K Hayward @justinkhayward.com · 08/05/2026
Taken on my walk to a costume fitting in London today…no subtext needed.
A closed pub in Greenwich with a dilapidated sign saying Hope under a rusty anchor
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Justin K Hayward @justinkhayward.com · 20/03/2026
The #Dune poster but with a quote from the television show Little Britain - 'Anybody? No? Dust. It's actually low in fat, so you can have as much dust as you like'
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Justin K Hayward @justinkhayward.com · 20/03/2026
A poster of Dune which says Dude Where's My Car?
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Justin K Hayward @justinkhayward.com · 13/03/2026
Just remembered last week I stayed in a hotel that must have been designed by AI. I was staying on the fifth floor which was, obviously, in the basement.
A picture of a lift where the numbers go from bottom up 5, 0, 1, 2, 3, 4
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Justin K Hayward @justinkhayward.com · 21/02/2026
The BBC has really gone down hill in its understanding of sports and how they work…
A screenshot of the BBC website saying ‘Team GB face an uphill task for four-man bobsleigh medal’
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Justin K Hayward @justinkhayward.com · 14/02/2026
Yesterday was all kinds of things…
The front of a Curzon cinema in Shafstbury Avenue in London with the signage saying Charlie Shaw’s Revenge - a horror film I produced and had a small role in
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Justin K Hayward @justinkhayward.com · 04/02/2026
Ooff! www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
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Justin K Hayward @justinkhayward.com · 29/01/2026
Huh. Sudden urge to write a heist thriller screenplay called 'Untethered' - not sure why...
A Bloomberg story with a picture of a stack of gold and the title 'Why crypto jiant Tether is hoarding gold in a Swiss nuclear bunker.
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Justin K Hayward @justinkhayward.com · 01/01/2026
Feb 13th. No AI involved.
A poster for Charlie Shaw’s Revenge featuring characters from the film
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Justin K Hayward @justinkhayward.com · 31/12/2025
Yes.
A gin martini with olives in a metal martini glass sitting on a Christmas placemat
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Justin K Hayward @justinkhayward.com · 05/12/2025
Modelled from…
Four dickheads holding a lamp
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Justin K Hayward @justinkhayward.com · 05/12/2025
Oh. So that’s what…
Four dickheads holding a lamp
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Justin K Hayward @justinkhayward.com · 07/11/2025
@whatleydude.com make a girl (the set designer for Star Trek Picard) happy…
Picture of the USS Enterprise Lego set
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Justin K Hayward @justinkhayward.com · 31/10/2025
Happy Halloween! www.imdb.com/title/tt3871... #halloween #horror #horrorfilm
Close up on a smiling clown with a red and white painted face and a glint in his eye, with the title of the film 'Charlie Shaw's Revenge - this way for fun' and coming soon, with a logo of Drop Dead Films at the bottom
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Justin K Hayward @justinkhayward.com · 25/10/2025
Fackin’ chud.
Sam Altman trying to look like a stupid little boy above a headline that says his next startup is looking to use sound waves to read someone’s brain. What a twat.
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Justin K Hayward @justinkhayward.com · 11/10/2025
Unsolicited Crick pic
Michael Crick
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Justin K Hayward @justinkhayward.com · 06/09/2025
Standard.
A small dog sitting on a lap of a woman outside in the sunshine wearing a pair of blue glasses on the wonk
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Justin K Hayward @justinkhayward.com · 22/07/2025
All Godbers have to start as younger versions of themselves...
A young Ian Richardson as Hamlet
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Justin K Hayward @justinkhayward.com · 10/05/2025
Casper put his best teeth in to wish you a Happy Birthday
A Jack Russell holding a half-eaten chew in his mouth
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Justin K Hayward @justinkhayward.com · 21/04/2025
"Ohhh Vic! he's fallen!"
The crash of Tesla's shareprice today
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Justin K Hayward @justinkhayward.com · 28/03/2025
Oh ho...? I think NOT.
Welsh actor, comedian, director, historian and writer (1942–2020)
terry-jones.net

Terence Graham Parry Jones was a Welsh actor, comedian, director, historian, writer and member of the Monty Python comedy troupe.
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Justin K Hayward @justinkhayward.com · 28/03/2025
The classic pose of Alas Smith and Jones
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Justin K Hayward @justinkhayward.com · 21/03/2025
I wonder. What have you missed?
Part of Jill Rutter's biography from Wikipedia which outlines that she worked for BP between 1998 and 2003.
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Justin K Hayward @justinkhayward.com · 14/03/2025
Stunning colours this morning
View of the English Channel from a beach near Brighton
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Justin K Hayward @justinkhayward.com · 14/03/2025
Saw the moon doing its thing earlier.
The partial eclipse of the moon over a village in East Sussex
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Justin K Hayward @justinkhayward.com · 04/03/2025
What a day for being down in the word mines #amwriting
A view over the Brighton coastline in the sunshine
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Justin K Hayward @justinkhayward.com · 27/02/2025
Fuck AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLL the way off.
An invitation to an AI film festival
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Justin K Hayward @justinkhayward.com · 20/02/2025
Yeah, no, fuck off
Block this shit
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Justin K Hayward @justinkhayward.com · 06/02/2025
Not too shabby here in East Sussex
The sun rising over the English Channel
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Justin K Hayward @justinkhayward.com · 31/01/2025
Might be close to Mondaytown www.townscountiespostcodes.co.uk/towns-in-uk/...
Mondaytown in Shropshire
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Justin K Hayward @justinkhayward.com · 27/01/2025
Info from IMDb Pro - doesn't look like it...
Company information about the release of The Dog Who Wouldn't Be Quiet
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Justin K Hayward @justinkhayward.com · 24/01/2025
For those who don't have long memories, there was once a company called Steorn that claimed it had created a free energy device from magnets. It got around €23M over 10 yrs without once showing the device working. The liquidation ended in May 24, with €344K owed to creditors and only €80K in assets.
Sean McCarthy, CEO of an Irish company called Steorn kneels behind a framework of metal which holds a device which he claimed created free energy. He has an incredibly smug look on his face and the device looks like it's been made out of toilet paper rolls sprayed silver. Today's techbro guy is called Sam Altman and his gizmo is called Helion Energy and it's just about as useful as the device in the picture.
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Justin K Hayward @justinkhayward.com · 23/01/2025
Pleasing Palindrome
Nine six nine followers
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Justin K Hayward @justinkhayward.com · 13/01/2025
Post your favorite #DoctorWho. Wrong answers only.
A picture of Dr Seuss who invented the Whos
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Justin K Hayward @justinkhayward.com · 24/12/2024
Hope it’s this one:
The Wikipedia page for Ulysses 31, an anime cartoon based on the Odyssey by Homer
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Justin K Hayward @justinkhayward.com · 18/12/2024
INT. PUB ON A BACKSTREET IN EDINBURGH - DAY
ROBERT, mid-to-late 20’s, is sitting at a table facing the
door with his arms stretched across the seats either side of
him and Claire approaches him. His hood is up.
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Justin K Hayward @justinkhayward.com · 17/12/2024
Walks away whistling...
Thoughts on AI and where it's going - too silly to explain
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Justin K Hayward @justinkhayward.com · 14/12/2024
Busy morning of walking means a quick snooze in the sunshine when you can get it
A dog in a red collar snoozes in the sunshine on a sofa
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Justin K Hayward @justinkhayward.com · 12/12/2024
My opinion on the political sandwich debate.
A zombie sitting in a field surrounded by yellow flowers
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Justin K Hayward @justinkhayward.com · 10/12/2024
Casper says he's also funny thank you very much.
A dog with half a chew in his mouth which look like false teeth
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Justin K Hayward @justinkhayward.com · 10/12/2024
Casper and Milo hope that you feel better soon
Two dogs in santa hats and scarved sit on a sofa with a ginger bread man cushion
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Justin K Hayward @justinkhayward.com · 10/12/2024
Why is the Mirror so fixated on potatoes?
A summary of headlines from the Mirror from the past seven days all regarding how to stop potatoes from sprouting before Christmas
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Justin K Hayward @justinkhayward.com · 06/12/2024
To the tune of 'My Sharona'
James O'Brien quote-posts a post that has been deleted saying 'Wow'.
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Justin K Hayward @justinkhayward.com · 05/12/2024
Morning - this detail from the Standard story on the cash for crypto is just...
A picture of an open box of washing powder, subtitled 'cash was hidden in boxes of washing powder' attached to a story about money laundering.
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